| Minitwitter #44[STICKY] |
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| Matt dresses like a homeless hustler and sucks cock for crack. |
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| Should I invest in Lockheed Martin? |
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| Ask me anything about sex in a women's prison |
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| I don’t think Hitler was really that gay |
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| Hey Killer Lettuce |
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| I stand with Milo |
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| Australia |
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| Question for women |
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| The sperm business |
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| right to steal shit from companies that rip you off |
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| WHERE THE FUCK IS KOOK???? |
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| If you ever feel bad about yourself |
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| my fattest dumbest cat |
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| I found a good phrase, useful for a title I say |
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| is it too instrusive to make it law that an ID chip be in every genital from birth? |
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| Yet another member of the British Armed Forces dies in a "freak accident" in Ukraine. |
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| Killer Lettuce used to listen to Lady Gaga by before a date. |
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| Chinese girls |
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| China’s big sexy navy |
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| motion picture in disc media, 1922 |
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| Soviet housing was good. Thanks. |
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| there's some joke about a travelling salesman and a farmer's daughter |
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| Turning Point USA now is feuding with Candice Owens. |
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| What percentage of the population is stupid |
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| They’re making Charlie Kirk prank videos now |
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| FAO: Erik |
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| scenario: the Gulf Stream has become erratic, the danger of shutdown is plain. invent emergency re |
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| business idea: petting zoo but you get to pet normal zoo animals |
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| To lower his cholesterol, Matt eliminated trans fats by no longer sucking off 300 lb shemales. |
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| I'm about to drink this beer. |
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| Trying to understand pennywise |
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| I sent my ex wife a used copy of Chicken Soup for the Soul. |
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| Why do my balls smell like food? |
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| Find the Lenin quote (Poll) |
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| this eBay clown had so many country restrictions on his "sells to worldwide" shit |
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| Line of the day |
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| Good morning, MiniBrits |
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| I almost forgot today was Pearl Harbor day |
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| It took me a while to realize Neil Gaiman books are boring. |
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| Stop the boats! |
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2 months |
| I you have a food truck that needs to be staffed... |
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| FAO: everybody |
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| The only tragedy of the Michael Jackson impersonator getting choked out is it doesn’t happen |
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| saul's new illustrated Cumtown is out: Michael Penis |
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| do you have a preferred brand and make of toothbrush |
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| England's Christians have a new champion |
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| baseball player John Rocker's famous lines about New York City in 2000 |
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| Taxing food is abhorrent blasphemy |
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| Impossible porn challenge |
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