| Description | Web address | Date ? | Time left |
|---|---|---|---|
| gyat day | https://www.uscourts.gov/courts/scd/cases/2-15-472/exhibits/GX3.pdf | 2024-10-31 | 2 weeks |
| Anniversary of Bert's passing | 2024-11-30 | 1 month | |
| NASA's Artemis program will land the "next" humans on the moon by the end of 2024 | https://www.nasa.gov/specials/artemis/ | 2024-12-31 | 2 months |
| A diplomat sees Bert's feet and world war 3 starts. Bert dodges the draft. | 2027-04-30 | 2.6 years | |
| AnonTalk turns 20 years old, according to his Feb 6, 2010 bulletin: "In a couple of days, AT turns two years. Feels like 20…" | https://bulletins.iwantabro.com/5 | 2028-02-09 | 3.4 years |
| Civil War 2: Electric Boogaloo | https://minichan.net/topic/100193#reply_1129942 | 2029-05-30 | 4.7 years |
| Walter finally finds the feminine dick. | 2035-05-15 | 10.8 years | |
| People start posting more events and bulletins, cake is served. | 2037-04-20 | 12.8 years | |
| Cathy tells Kook what made her feel like she hates her. | 2037-09-11 | 13.2 years | |
| 100th anniversary of Syntax's invention of Syntax. | https://www.qualcomm.com | 2042-08-25 | 13.6 years |
| Artemis Program finally lands cows on the moon. | https://www.nasa.gov/artemisprogram | 2044-04-20 | 13.6 years |
| Syntax dies in 30 years, on his birthday aged 102 | 2044-08-25 | 13.6 years | |
| Aspergia is established, democracy is dismantled in the west, and a new wave of Juchesasang spreads the world over | 2048-02-16 | 13.6 years | |
| The British Empire rises again. Cornwall made the new holy land. Popeye's chicken sandwich made less spicy. | 2050-04-20 | 13.6 years | |
| Jesus Christ returns riding Halley's Comet. | 2061-07-28 | 13.6 years | |
| Sim reappears! | 2063-06-11 | 13.6 years | |
| OP stops being a faggot. | https://i.imgur.com/6whEqZr.png | 2083-06-21 | 13.6 years |
| Bush did 911 | 2101-09-11 | 13.6 years | |
| Years are properly sorted and time remaining is properly calculated. | https://github.com/Minichan/Minichan | 2112-12-21 | 13.6 years |
| cccuuunnttt stops being a cunt | 2384-05-26 | 13.6 years | |
| An updated version of TinyBBS is released. | https://tinybbs.org | 2451-10-10 | 13.6 years |
| The Constitonal amendments are changbthed | 2776-07-04 | 13.6 years | |
| Green finds true love | 3000-01-01 | 13.6 years | |
| h stops saying h | 9001-12-31 | 13.6 years | |
| Matt stops obsessing over everyone. | 9999-01-01 | 13.6 years | |
| You miss elf practice. | 9999-12-31 | 13.6 years |
