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Upcoming events

Description Web address Date ? Time left
Tesla robotaxis are driving across your lawn to shave seconds off Elon's commute https://x.com/elonmusk 2025-06-30 1 month
Father Dave aka Bobby2Sox aka TGComix aka TTEH is a swell guy. 2025-11-11 6 months
Japan begins observing Daylight Saving Time 2026-02-04 8 months
A diplomat sees Bert's feet and world war 3 starts. Bert dodges the draft. 2027-04-30 1 year
AnonTalk turns 20 years old, according to his Feb 6, 2010 bulletin: "In a couple of days, AT turns two years. Feels like 20…" https://bulletins.iwantabro.com/5 2028-02-09 2 years
Civil War 2: Electric Boogaloo https://minichan.net/topic/100193#reply_1129942 2029-05-30 4 years
Walter finally finds the feminine dick. 2035-05-15 10 years
People start posting more events and bulletins, cake is served. 2037-04-20 11 years
Cathy tells Kook what made her feel like she hates her. 2037-09-11 12 years
100th anniversary of Syntax's invention of Syntax. https://www.qualcomm.com 2042-08-25 17 years
Artemis Program finally lands cows on the moon. https://www.nasa.gov/artemisprogram 2044-04-20 18 years
Syntax dies in 30 years, on his birthday aged 102 2044-08-25 19 years
Aspergia is established, democracy is dismantled in the west, and a new wave of Juchesasang spreads the world over 2048-02-16 22 years
The British Empire rises again. Cornwall made the new holy land. Popeye's chicken sandwich made less spicy. 2050-04-20 24 years
Jesus Christ returns riding Halley's Comet. 2061-07-28 36 years
Sim reappears! 2063-06-11 38 years
OP stops being a faggot. https://i.imgur.com/6whEqZr.png 2083-06-21 58 years
Bush did 911 2101-09-11 76 years
Years are properly sorted and time remaining is properly calculated. https://github.com/Minichan/Minichan 2112-12-21 87 years
cccuuunnttt stops being a cunt 2384-05-26 359 years
An updated version of TinyBBS is released. https://tinybbs.org 2451-10-10 426 years
The Constitonal amendments are changbthed 2776-07-04 751 years
Matt stops obsessing over everyone. 2999-01-01 973 years
Green finds true love 2999-01-01 973 years
h stops saying h 2999-12-31 974 years
You miss elf practice. 2999-12-31 974 years