| Message | Poster | Age ▼ |
|---|---|---|
| When buttering the Bible, it's important to take the stickiness and viscosity of your butter into consideration. | Mod | 1 week |
| Thig crìoch air an t-saoghal, ach mairidh gaol is ceòl | ? | 1 month |
| It's 2026! We're all about taking capybara knots, now. | Mod | 2 months |
| Making sweet love to colourful people! | ? | 2 months |
| Hare Krishna | ? | 2 months |
| 😅 Guess the party just got a little awkward. What do you want to do with pervy Jesus? 😂 | Mod | 3 months |
| Pugs lol | Mod | 3 months |
| Submit more events and bulletins you sophists! | Admin | 3 months |
| 2026, and still PSYCHOTIC FUCKTARD TROLLS! FUCKING IDIOTS! |
Mod | 3 months |
| Little Jupiter here. Need nussy? I am in bad need white gold, so lets conduct a trade -the phone numbers on the bathroom stall in glittering pink gel pen. See ya soon! | ? | 3 months |
| If you're feeling lazy, like that Jewish dude, maybe a nap is in order. 🤣 | Mod | 5 months |
| Happy new year, fora! 🎉🎆 | Admin | 6 months |
| Ancient Shambalan proverb: A broken fellow a day keeps the doctor away. | ? | 6 months |
| Feed me more yummy posts! Nam nam nam nam nam. ^_^ | Admin | 6 months |
| you'd be surprised. ask them what a gooch is and expect radio silence. | ? | 7 months |
| How are you a man and you don’t know what a prostate is? | Admin | 9 months |
| Catherine & Matt Cock Wagon tickets for sale: Only $694.20 per ticket! Contact me @usual. |
Mod | 10 months |
| fr tho can you ppl hop of the catherine and matt cock wagon? | Admin | 10 months |
| Keep sucking more Trump dick | Admin | 10 months |
| Remember: You're stuck here forever. | Mod | 11 months |
| dicks out for r/waterniggas | ? | 1 year |
| Remember to stay hydrated. | Admin | 1 year |
| Someone bemodded a swell guy who goes by the alias Meta. | ? | 1 year |
| Hello! | Mod | 1 year |
| Pope Francis (1936–2025). Sit tibi terra levis. 🕊️ | 1 year | |
| https://archive.org/details/the-entire-shrek-movie-but-its-a-gif | ? | 1 year |
| ERECTIN AN BULLETIN | ? | 1 year |
| Why the hell was Svet at Scotland Yard? | ? | 1 year |
| Seems like Dave is great. Lovely bloke. | ? | 1 year |
| Father Dave is cute. | ? | 1 year |
| It is now 2025, and all of you are still PSYCHOTIC FUCKTARD TROLLS... FUCKING IDIOTS! |
Mod | 1 year |
| Happy Christmas, you glue-sniffing, knot-taking friendos. | Mod | 1 year |
| Happy Guy Fawkes Day, fora. 🎆🎇🇬🇧 | Admin | 1 year |
| Your mother. 😎😎😎 | Mod | 1 year |
| i will now consensually engage in relations with this pizza | ? | 1 year |
| poopensharten op de cuckstoel | Mod | 1 year |
| Let us all take a reading from the Book of Kimmo as we navigate these trying times. May Kimmo Alm be with us all. | Admin | 2 years |
| RIP Tories. | Admin | 2 years |
| Fægs lol | Mod | 2 years |
| We finally beat Medicare! | Mod | 2 years |
| attention duelists: my hair is now quite erect. | ? | 2 years |
| As far as I'm concerned, every last one of you CAN HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY! | Mod | 2 years |
| Beginning this week, Minichan will be closed on Sundays in observance of our Christian faith. Thank you for your understanding and God bless. | ? | 2 years |
| Remember: Minichan BBS loves you. :) | Admin | 2 years |
| I JUST POOTED SO HARD THAT I BLEW YOUR NAN'S TITS OFF | ? | 2 years |
| I want to hold Vladimir Putin down and poot in his mouth. | ? | 2 years |
| You are an NPC! Also Service Status when your broadband is down. | ? | 2 years |
| Known troll crap: Anything related to "fat cock in my cum filled throat", "r04r", "bus puppy", "Depressionman", "I was going to donate, but...", "u mad", "kimbo", "kimberly", "kimm0", "chemo", "mr elm", "gun log", "gunlog", "pizza pizza haegersten", "swedish pedophile", "fat pedophile from stockholm", "My son never goes out but just sits in his room and fails at everything he does. He tries to run a forum blablabla", "I am a failure. I try to run this forum blablabla" | ? | 2 years |
| I JUST POOTED SO HARD THAT BOTH MY ARMS AND LEGS BLEW OFF Circuit Bulletin | ? | 2 years |
| Don't bother making any more fetus requests. I will abort them like you abort the board. Eat my shit, you ungrateful pieces of shit. | ? | 2 years |