| Message | Poster | Age ▼ |
|---|---|---|
| San Marcos? No fuckin' way! | ? | 3 days |
| "Uh oh, wall of text. guess that means i didn't say anything at all. probably won't read it. probably just insult me. i guess the point is to have the most unproductive, contentious and empty exchanges with me as possible." | ? | 2 weeks |
| ¥ that is M. "Rosefeet" miller | ? | 3 weeks |
| I am fat, but have no money for food. I have no kids, but am attracted to them sexually. I am a prolific author of imageboard posts, yet my publishing attempts fail. I am an international swashbuckler, yet I spend my days in a dimly lit bedroom in my mom's basement. Who am I? |
? | 3 weeks |
| Important: Submit more events and bulletins! | Admin | 4 weeks |
| Hey Lynne I'm gonna pound your face, Boy! | ? | 1 month |
| Don't link to subreddits that aren't participating in the protest. | ? | 2 months |
| Bush did 9-11 | ? | 2 months |
| You're a racist for thinking black women look like men | ? | 4 months |
| 10x high-quality traffic is needed at least. Having this little traffic (lurkers are welcome) on the best site on the Web is beyond laughable — it's surreal. Why are you still not spreading the word? Why the fuck do worthless sites such as Digg.com get massive traffic but not properly made and run ones? The answer is that you don't help out, for whatever reason. Don't make another topic about it; I've heard it all before and I'm not going to change any of the things that make MC the best. | ? | 4 months |
| Grow up, Son. I'm sorry you never got your vide of you bouncing on Kimmos dick like you wanted...with anime captions...for you t jerk off too. MAYBE IF YOU LOOK YOU CAN FIND A SITE THAT CATERS TO THAT WEIRD SHIT. | ? | 4 months |
| 🇬🇧🎉🇬🇧 Happy Coronation, foræ! Please note that, as a British BBS, King Charles III is also King of Minichan. Thanks. 🇬🇧🎉🇬🇧 | Admin | 4 months |
| Remember, the problem has nothing to do with shtick. | ? | 4 months |
| He is shutting yo the board with shtick. | ? | 4 months |
| The science behind THC + alcohol as a combination is literally soo interesting because it basically causes the crimson red duckling in your body to confront the serpent in the bronze vessel of your heart. Basically you feel good because the duckling is able to eat the harmonious seeds stored within the vessel and transfer these positive energies into your body. You can have bad highs when this happens if the duckling awakens the serpent and it bites the duckling. The interesting part is when you ingest alco... | ? | 5 months |
| Having a mental breakdown and defaming posters for months 🧐 -To4ster | ? | 5 months |
| "HAPPY EASTER TO ALL, INCLUDING THOSE THAT DREAM ENDLESSLY OF DESTROYING OUR COUNTRY BECAUSE THEY ARE INCAPABLE OF DREAMING ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE. THOSE THAT ARE SO INCOMPETENT THEY DON'T REALIZE THAT HAVING A BORDER AND POWERFUL WALL IS A GOOD THING, & HAVING VOTER I.D., ALL PAPER BALLOTS, & SAME DAY VOTING WILL QUICKLY END MASSIVE VOTER FRAUD, & TO ALL OF THOSE WEAK & PATHETIC RINOS, RADICAL LEFT DEMOCRATS, SOCIALISTS MARXISTS, & COMMUNISTS WHO ARE KILLING OUR NATION. WE WILL BE BACK!" -Donald Johan Alm | ? | 5 months |
| "STOP BEING A FUCKTARD TROLL, YOU FUCKING IDIOT!", sobs moderator of the Fucking Idiots Being Fucktarded Trolls Fora. | ? | 5 months |
| If I want your opinion I am free to ask for it and you are obligated to comment on Israeli politics. | ? | 5 months |
| TRUMP will rise again! | ? | 5 months |
| Thinking and preying for everyone in Tennessee 🇺🇸✝️ 🏫💥💥💥 ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\з= ( ͜͞ʖ ) =ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ 💥💥💥🏫 Signed, The Minichan Staff |
? | 5 months |
| Someone is Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like. | ? | 5 months |
| heeeere kitty, kitty, kitty... heeeere kitty, kitty, kitty. | ? | 5 months |
| [Anon A]-gays r lousy homos [Anon B]-tl;dr [Anon C]-girls have balls [Anon D]-[😉] [Anon E]-noone likes you [Anon F]-I like you [Anon G]-I'm a liar [Anon H]-i'm a gross tranny now [Anon I]-I agree [Anon J]-use citations to address [Anon K] us, it's super easy [Anon L] to identify who [Anon M] you talk to. [Anon N] don't just expect us to know who [Anon O] your response is for. [Anon P] we're not just one massive pillar [Anon Q] of retardation, you know [Anon R]-oh, I am! __, ,_... |
? | 5 months |
| 🎂 | ? | 6 months |
| You are not needed on this earth, let alone this board. Your participation serves no purpose except to reduce the enjoyment of others. | ? | 7 months |
| You are now thinking laterally. | Admin | 7 months |
| Lateral thinking problems are a waste of time, like you are. | ? | 7 months |
| party planning committee next Tues a 3pm Celebrate Matt's recovery with us on discored. GoFundMy Braniostomy auraul ear stomata bicameralmiedalism and fugronmelnobgytrio flaambayeeatta. double masectomy and flight risk | ? | 7 months |
| COCK *woop woop* COCK *woop woop* THERE IS A COCK ON PREMISES *woop woop* | ? | 7 months |
| Penis Inspection Day is scheduled for Feb 15 at 8:00 AM. Please report to your nearest Minichan moderator at that time for your mandatory inspection. | ? | 7 months |
| Squeegee does different now, Squeegee used to be funnier... Squeegee isn't regressing back into the box we have marked "who and what squeegee is" the box kit. Squeegee is defective! Everyone, break Squeegee apart and applaud conforming to kit behaviors. |
? | 7 months |
| George Schmid was moving in a series of convulsive spasms,like someone With an epileptic fit, with his face distorted and his eyes wild like a Lassoed horse bracing his legs. But something kept pulling him on. And now he is picking up the skulls and making the circle. I guess old George didn't rightly know what he's getting himself into The fit was on him and it carried him right to the crossroads |
Mod | 9 months |
| I said STOP BEING A FUCKTARD TROLL, YOU FUCKING IDIOT! >:( | Mod | 9 months |
| I said STOP DELETING MY WITTY SUBVERSIONS OF THIS FORA'S TIRED SHTICK, you fucking asshats. >:| | ? | 9 months |
| There's always free cheddar in the mousetrap, baby. It's a deal! |
Mod | 10 months |
| https://i.imgur.com/bnM41Wo.jpg | Mod | 10 months |
| Your a fucking imbecile. | ? | 10 months |
| I never pay attention to vapid e-celebs like you describe, I find it useful for following current events, companies/content creators I'm interested in, etc. And no, I do not use Facebook, Twitter, or anything else that rapes your privacy (and neither should you). I haven't actually written anything anywhere in my name or nickname (Killer Lettuce) outside of this site. If you want to contact me, use the form. If you communicated with "me" in any other way, or read something written by "me", it was almost cer... | ? | 10 months |
| Den of stalkers? More like den of talkers. | ? | 10 months |
| Stop deleting my witty subversions of this fora's tired shtick, you fucking cowards. Thanks. | ? | 10 months |
| Den of stalkers? More like den of retarded faggots. (No offense to fags or retards) | Mod | 10 months |
| Its not delverry itsd Dijournos.. | ? | 10 months |
| FOR-EV-ER | ? | 10 months |
| I bow favor crispy thin pizza from Dijournos.. | Admin | 10 months |
| > Outlook not good. | Mod | 11 months |
| Will you ever decide that stalking is not a good way to spend your life? | ? | 11 months |
| I survived Minichan, and all I got was this lousy bulletin. | Mod | 11 months |
| Checkem | ? | 11 months |
| I will ban you until you have a man cum in your mouth | ? | 11 months |
