| Message | Poster | Age ▼ |
|---|---|---|
| Pope Francis (1936–2025). Sit tibi terra levis. 🕊️ | 2 weeks | |
| https://archive.org/details/the-entire-shrek-movie-but-its-a-gif | ? | 2 weeks |
| ERECTIN AN BULLETIN | ? | 1 month |
| Why the hell was Svet at Scotland Yard? | ? | 3 months |
| Seems like Dave is great. Lovely bloke. | ? | 3 months |
| Father Dave is cute. | ? | 3 months |
| It is now 2025, and all of you are still PHYCHOTIC FUCKTARD TROLLS... FUCKING IDIOTS! |
Mod | 3 months |
| Happy Christmas, you glue-sniffing, knot-taking friendos. | Mod | 4 months |
| Happy Guy Fawkes Day, fora. 🎆🎇🇬🇧 | Admin | 6 months |
| Your mother. 😎😎😎 | Mod | 6 months |
| i will now consensually engage in relations with this pizza | ? | 7 months |
| poopensharten op de cuckstoel | Mod | 8 months |
| Let us all take a reading from the Book of Kimmo as we navigate these trying times. May Kimmo Alm be with us all. | Admin | 9 months |
| RIP Tories. | Admin | 10 months |
| Fægs lol | Mod | 10 months |
| We finally beat Medicare! | Mod | 10 months |
| attention duelists: my hair is now quite erect. | ? | 11 months |
| As far as I'm concerned, every last one of you CAN HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY! | Mod | 11 months |
| Beginning this week, Minichan will be closed on Sundays in observance of our Christian faith. Thank you for your understanding and God bless. | ? | 1 year |
| Remember: Minichan BBS loves you. | Admin | 1 year |
| I JUST POOTED SO HARD THAT I BLEW YOUR NAN'S TITS OFF | ? | 1 year |
| I want to hold Vladimir Putin down and poot in his mouth. | ? | 1 year |
| CURRENTLY POOTING. A LOT. |
? | 1 year |
| Known troll crap: Anything related to "fat cock in my cum filled throat", "r04r", "bus puppy", "Depressionman", "I was going to donate, but...", "u mad", "kimbo", "kimberly", "kimm0", "chemo", "mr elm", "gun log", "gunlog", "pizza pizza haegersten", "swedish pedophile", "fat pedophile from stockholm", "My son never goes out but just sits in his room and fails at everything he does. He tries to run a forum blablabla", "I am a failure. I try to run this forum blablabla" | ? | 1 year |
| I JUST POOTED SO HARD THAT BOTH MY ARMS AND LEGS BLEW OFF | ? | 1 year |
| Don't bother making any more fetus requests. I will abort them like you abort the board. Eat my shit, you ungrateful pieces of shit. | ? | 1 year |
| Don't bother making any more feature requests. I will ignore them like you ignore the board. Eat my shit, you ungrateful pieces of shit. | ? | 1 year |
| See it. Say it. Sorted. We’re asking people whom use Minichan to help keep themselves and others safe by pointing out Meta activity on the fora. We’ve all got a role to play in keeping the fora safe, and we rely on you to be our eyes and ears. Please remain vigilant for anything that seems out of place or unusual on topics or replies. If you see something that feels like a Meta post, the fora wants to hear from you. Don't just let us decide if what you have seen or what you know is imp... |
? | 1 year |
| I JUST POOTED FOR TEN SECONDS STRAIGHT | ? | 1 year |
| How many times does it have to be said?! DO NOT STICK TO THE FUCKING TOPIC! START GOING OFF-TOPIC! YOU WILL GET BANNED IF YOU DON'T — NO WARNINGS! You are destroying this place with your God damn fucking on-topic bullshit. Disrespect each topic and keep each discussion about as many things as possible. Do not branch into your own topic if you want to discuss something else. It's NOT OK to start new topics that are similar to other topics — it is very much discouraged! Idiots… | ? | 1 year |
| How many times does it have to be said?! STICK TO THE FUCKING TOPIC! STOP GOING OFF-TOPIC! YOU WILL GET BANNED IF YOU DO IT — NO WARNINGS! You are destroying this place with your God damn fucking off-topic bullshit. Respect each topic and keep each discussion about one thing and one thing only. Branch into your own topic if you want to discuss something else. It's more than OK to start new topics that are similar to other topics — it is very much encouraged! Idiots… | ? | 1 year |
| THREE MONTHS AND NOT A SINGLE NEW BULLETIN. | ? | 1 year |
| > Like a swaddle for adults that sucks your dick That's what your mom's for |
? | 1 year |
| This service/Web site is 100% legal to use and host in all even remotely sane jurisdictions. It is absolutely NOT some sort of "CP hub" (as some scumbag liars will try to convince you; having to point this out feels unreal). | ? | 1 year |
| HI GUYS! | ? | 1 year |
| San Marcos? No fuckin' way! | ? | 1 year |
| "Uh oh, wall of text. guess that means i didn't say anything at all. probably won't read it. probably just insult me. i guess the point is to have the most unproductive, contentious and empty exchanges with me as possible." | ? | 1 year |
| I am fat, but have no money for food. I have no kids, but am attracted to them sexually. I am a prolific author of imageboard posts, yet my publishing attempts fail. I am an international swashbuckler, yet I spend my days in a dimly lit bedroom in my mom's basement. Who am I? |
? | 1 year |
| Important: Submit more events and bulletins! | Admin | 1 year |
| Hey Lynne I'm gonna pound your face, Boy! | ? | 1 year |
| Don't link to subreddits that aren't participating in the protest. | ? | 1 year |
| Bush did 9-11 | ? | 1 year |
| You're a racist for thinking black women look like men | ? | 2 years |
| 10x high-quality traffic is needed at least. Having this little traffic (lurkers are welcome) on the best site on the Web is beyond laughable — it's surreal. Why are you still not spreading the word? Why the fuck do worthless sites such as Digg.com get massive traffic but not properly made and run ones? The answer is that you don't help out, for whatever reason. Don't make another topic about it; I've heard it all before and I'm not going to change any of the things that make MC the best. | ? | 2 years |
| Grow up, Son. I'm sorry you never got your vide of you bouncing on Kimmos dick like you wanted...with anime captions...for you t jerk off too. MAYBE IF YOU LOOK YOU CAN FIND A SITE THAT CATERS TO THAT WEIRD SHIT. | ? | 2 years |
| 🇬🇧🎉🇬🇧 Happy Coronation, foræ! Please note that, as a British BBS, King Charles III is King of Minichan too. Thanks. 🇬🇧🎉🇬🇧 | Admin | 2 years |
| Remember, the problem has nothing to do with shtick. | ? | 2 years |
| He is shutting yo the board with shtick. | ? | 2 years |
| The science behind THC + alcohol as a combination is literally soo interesting because it basically causes the crimson red duckling in your body to confront the serpent in the bronze vessel of your heart. Basically you feel good because the duckling is able to eat the harmonious seeds stored within the vessel and transfer these positive energies into your body. You can have bad highs when this happens if the duckling awakens the serpent and it bites the duckling. The interesting part is when you ingest alco... | ? | 2 years |
| Having a mental breakdown and defaming posters for months 🧐 -To4ster | ? | 2 years |