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San Marcos? No fuckin' way! ? 3 days
"Uh oh, wall of text. guess that means i didn't say anything at all. probably won't read it. probably just insult me. i guess the point is to have the most unproductive, contentious and empty exchanges with me as possible." ? 2 weeks
¥ that is M. "Rosefeet" miller ? 3 weeks
I am fat, but have no money for food. I have no kids, but am attracted to them sexually. I am a prolific author of imageboard posts, yet my publishing attempts fail. I am an international swashbuckler, yet I spend my days in a dimly lit bedroom in my mom's basement.

Who am I?
? 3 weeks
Important: Submit more events and bulletins! Admin 4 weeks
Hey Lynne I'm gonna pound your face, Boy! ? 1 month
Don't link to subreddits that aren't participating in the protest. ? 2 months
Bush did 9-11 ? 2 months
You're a racist for thinking black women look like men ? 4 months
10x high-quality traffic is needed at least. Having this little traffic (lurkers are welcome) on the best site on the Web is beyond laughable — it's surreal. Why are you still not spreading the word? Why the fuck do worthless sites such as Digg.com get massive traffic but not properly made and run ones? The answer is that you don't help out, for whatever reason. Don't make another topic about it; I've heard it all before and I'm not going to change any of the things that make MC the best. ? 4 months
Grow up, Son. I'm sorry you never got your vide of you bouncing on Kimmos dick like you wanted...with anime captions...for you t jerk off too. MAYBE IF YOU LOOK YOU CAN FIND A SITE THAT CATERS TO THAT WEIRD SHIT. ? 4 months
🇬🇧🎉🇬🇧 Happy Coronation, foræ! Please note that, as a British BBS, King Charles III is also King of Minichan. Thanks. 🇬🇧🎉🇬🇧 Admin 4 months
Remember, the problem has nothing to do with shtick. ? 4 months
He is shutting yo the board with shtick. ? 4 months
The science behind THC + alcohol as a combination is literally soo interesting because it basically causes the crimson red duckling in your body to confront the serpent in the bronze vessel of your heart. Basically you feel good because the duckling is able to eat the harmonious seeds stored within the vessel and transfer these positive energies into your body. You can have bad highs when this happens if the duckling awakens the serpent and it bites the duckling. The interesting part is when you ingest alco... ? 5 months
Having a mental breakdown and defaming posters for months 🧐 -To4ster ? 5 months
"HAPPY EASTER TO ALL, INCLUDING THOSE THAT DREAM ENDLESSLY OF DESTROYING OUR COUNTRY BECAUSE THEY ARE INCAPABLE OF DREAMING ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE. THOSE THAT ARE SO INCOMPETENT THEY DON'T REALIZE THAT HAVING A BORDER AND POWERFUL WALL IS A GOOD THING, & HAVING VOTER I.D., ALL PAPER BALLOTS, & SAME DAY VOTING WILL QUICKLY END MASSIVE VOTER FRAUD, & TO ALL OF THOSE WEAK & PATHETIC RINOS, RADICAL LEFT DEMOCRATS, SOCIALISTS MARXISTS, & COMMUNISTS WHO ARE KILLING OUR NATION. WE WILL BE BACK!" -Donald Johan Alm ? 5 months
"STOP BEING A FUCKTARD TROLL, YOU FUCKING IDIOT!", sobs moderator of the Fucking Idiots Being Fucktarded Trolls Fora. ? 5 months
If I want your opinion I am free to ask for it and you are obligated to comment on Israeli politics. ? 5 months
TRUMP will rise again! ? 5 months
Thinking and preying for everyone in Tennessee 🇺🇸✝️

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Signed,
The Minichan Staff
? 5 months
Someone is Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like. ? 5 months
heeeere kitty, kitty, kitty... heeeere kitty, kitty, kitty. ? 5 months
[Anon A]-gays r lousy homos
[Anon B]-tl;dr
[Anon C]-girls have balls
[Anon D]-[😉]
[Anon E]-noone likes you
[Anon F]-I like you
[Anon G]-I'm a liar
[Anon H]-i'm a gross tranny now
[Anon I]-I agree
[Anon J]-use citations to address
[Anon K] us, it's super easy
[Anon L] to identify who
[Anon M] you talk to.
[Anon N] don't just expect us to know who
[Anon O] your response is for.
[Anon P] we're not just one massive pillar
[Anon Q] of retardation, you know
[Anon R]-oh, I am!
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? 5 months
🎂 ? 6 months
You are not needed on this earth, let alone this board. Your participation serves no purpose except to reduce the enjoyment of others. ? 7 months
You are now thinking laterally. Admin 7 months
Lateral thinking problems are a waste of time, like you are. ? 7 months
party planning committee next Tues a 3pm Celebrate Matt's recovery with us on discored. GoFundMy Braniostomy auraul ear stomata bicameralmiedalism and fugronmelnobgytrio flaambayeeatta. double masectomy and flight risk ? 7 months
COCK *woop woop* COCK *woop woop* THERE IS A COCK ON PREMISES *woop woop* ? 7 months
Penis Inspection Day is scheduled for Feb 15 at 8:00 AM. Please report to your nearest Minichan moderator at that time for your mandatory inspection. ? 7 months
Squeegee does different now, Squeegee used to be funnier... Squeegee isn't regressing back into the box we have marked "who and what squeegee is" the box kit. Squeegee is defective! Everyone, break Squeegee apart and applaud conforming to kit behaviors.

? 7 months
George Schmid was moving in a series of convulsive spasms,like someone
With an epileptic fit, with his face distorted and his eyes wild like a
Lassoed horse bracing his legs.
But something kept pulling him on.
And now he is picking up the skulls and making the circle.

I guess old George didn't rightly know what he's getting himself into
The fit was on him and it carried him right to the crossroads
Mod 9 months
I said STOP BEING A FUCKTARD TROLL, YOU FUCKING IDIOT! >:( Mod 9 months
I said STOP DELETING MY WITTY SUBVERSIONS OF THIS FORA'S TIRED SHTICK, you fucking asshats. >:| ? 9 months
There's always free cheddar in the mousetrap, baby.
It's a deal!
Mod 10 months
https://i.imgur.com/bnM41Wo.jpg Mod 10 months
Your a fucking imbecile. ? 10 months
I never pay attention to vapid e-celebs like you describe, I find it useful for following current events, companies/content creators I'm interested in, etc. And no, I do not use Facebook, Twitter, or anything else that rapes your privacy (and neither should you). I haven't actually written anything anywhere in my name or nickname (Killer Lettuce) outside of this site. If you want to contact me, use the form. If you communicated with "me" in any other way, or read something written by "me", it was almost cer... ? 10 months
Den of stalkers? More like den of talkers. ? 10 months
Stop deleting my witty subversions of this fora's tired shtick, you fucking cowards. Thanks. ? 10 months
Den of stalkers? More like den of retarded faggots. (No offense to fags or retards) Mod 10 months
Its not delverry itsd Dijournos.. ? 10 months
FOR-EV-ER ? 10 months
I bow favor crispy thin pizza from Dijournos.. Admin 10 months
> Outlook not good. Mod 11 months
Will you ever decide that stalking is not a good way to spend your life? ? 11 months
I survived Minichan, and all I got was this lousy bulletin. Mod 11 months
Checkem ? 11 months
I will ban you until you have a man cum in your mouth ? 11 months