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Topic: Is jerking off gay?

Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc started this discussion 3 weeks ago #137,999

Because if you think about it, if you’re straight, why would you enjoy a man touching your penis? That seems hella gay.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 3 hours later[^] [v] #1,460,389

@OP

> Because if you think about it, I'm straight, but I would enjoy a man touching my penis. That's not gay.

We know.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 8 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,460,390

Presumably that means it's less gay to have another guy touch you, because it's easier to imagine it's Hillary Clinton or whomever one is into

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boof joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 5 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,460,423

well if you aren't imagining a chick or looking at pics of them or some porno with chicks, and all you are doing is looking at your own cock and getting a boner from just that, well then that's gay

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 21 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,460,587

@OP

> Because if you think about it, if you’re straight, why would you enjoy a man touching your penis? That seems hella gay.

Males have to touch their penis multiple times a day to piss. Masturbation is necessary, in order to NOT wake up with body and bed covered by wet dream.

Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 43 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,460,591

@previous (E)

> Masturbation is necessary, in order to NOT wake up with body and bed covered by wet dream.

This is news to me.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 43 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,460,637

@previous (Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc)
You telling us you have never had a wet dream?

boof replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,460,723

@1,460,591 (Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc)
I know from experience that if I didn't take care of business often enough, the job would get done regardless, without my help, but leaving a god damned mess

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,460,920

Get a girl to do it for you?
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