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Anonymous A started this discussion 2 hours ago#138,002
You see when you take a fat steamy shit sometimes it doesn't flush easily so I've developed several techniques to aid with this process.
1. Fill er up
Conventional wisdom will tell you to reach for the plunger immediately but if you just continue filling the toilet bowl with water, the weight will often dislodge whatever is clogging the toilet. You have to be careful though or you'll cause the water to overflow and that'll be a huge mess
2. Chop it up
Now when filling the bowl up doesn't work you'll have to resort to more extreme measures like the plunger. You don't want to just push it down or you could make things worse so you want to use the plunger to chop your turd up so it flushes more easily
3. Pray to god
If none of that works, I find that praying to God earnestly and with tears in your eyes will often bring the Lord's mercy upon you and the toilet will flush itself
I hope that helps and stay tuned for more toilet tips and tricks