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Meh, their brith rate is like one child per hundred Japanese women. In 30 years the island is going to be empty anyway. We can move to Japan, don’t worry about it.
I feel bad for that one Japanese guy working in a top secret Toyota lab who just invented the time machine. He’s going to travel into the future to see Japan conquer the world again and he’s just going to find a bunch of cracker ass white people in cosplay with katanas instead of Japanese people because their birth rate was so low they got replaced with weebs.
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