Topic: False alarm bomb threat

Anonymous A started this discussion 1 hour ago #138,020

We apologize, there's no bomb threat 😔

Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc joined in and replied with this 1 hour ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,460,726

Awe man, I got my bomb suit ready and everything. You know what? Screw it. I don’t care if there’s no bomb, I’m going in anyway!

Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc double-posted this 1 hour ago, 35 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,460,727

They gave me a hotdog!

🌭

Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc triple-posted this 1 hour ago, 19 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,460,728

But they ran out of pickles…

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 hour ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,460,729

@1,460,726 (Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc)
@1,460,727 (Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc)
@previous (Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc)

I will ensure next time there's a bomb, and enough pickles. I will do my best

Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc replied with this 1 hour ago, 12 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,460,730

@previous (A)
Yay!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 hour ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,460,731

@previous (Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc)

There's a bunker premium experience too, if you don't even want to hear the bomb going off

Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc replied with this 1 hour ago, 2 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,460,732

@previous (A)
Have you ever had nuclear bacon? In Nevada we used to put bacon on a stick in the sand and when the bomb goes of we’d get crispy nuclear bacon! 🥓 😋

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 hour ago, 57 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,460,733

@previous (Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc)

No way. Really?

Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc replied with this 1 hour ago, 54 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,460,734

Uranium tastes sweet but it’s healthy because there’s no sugar in it.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 hour ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,460,735

@previous (Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc)

"Marvels of the atomic age" TM

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