Minichan

Topic: Minichan history and nostalgia thread

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE started this discussion 5.2 years ago #98,219

A thread for older content from Minichan/Tinychan/Anontalk. Things that are funny, nostalgic, or of some historical significance. Let's reminisce.

Please contribute if you can! Just a post describing something is fine, but a picture or a link would be really cool. Not gonna try and set a specific time-frame for what qualifies. Just, you know, don't post anything "too recent".

Small note: please don't derail the thread into namefag drama. Linking to drama or a big namefag bust-ups is encouraged, but this isn't the thread to go on about how you hate so-and-so.

(Edited 1 day later.)

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 5.2 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #1,108,005

Remember in April 2020 when KL made that Minichan nostalgia thread? That was a good time.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 5.2 years ago, 49 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,006

Whatever happened to sim and r04r?

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 5.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,013

First up, IWantABro! An archive of Kimmo Alm's Anontalk.

https://bulletins.iwantabro.com/

This is probably known to most of us, but it's always a fun read. It's not just his Bulletins either. Other pages from AT are archived here and they're pretty fun too.

Unserious fraud/scam companies and services:
https://bulletins.iwantabro.com/pages/unserious_fraud_scam_companies_and_services
See Kimmo rage at a wide variety of companies for not wanting to associate with his paedophilic BBS.

Leaked Wiseguy roundtables:
https://imgur.com/a/pA1mnDL
Downfall, but on the internet and with a paedophilic Hitler.

(Edited 40 minutes later.)

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE (OP) double-posted this 5.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,021

Externally hosted imageSpeaking of Kimmo, here's ED pages on him and Anontalk respectively:

https://encyclopediadramatica.wiki/index.php/Kimmo_Johan_Alm
https://encyclopediadramatica.wiki/index.php/AnonTalk

These are pretty interesting because they get into his earlier conflicts with 4chan, before the later period when it basically became just MC and TC vs. AT.

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE (OP) triple-posted this 5.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,027

Externally hosted imageAs a bonus, I found this YouTube video of some 4chan posters (I assume) visiting his apartment. They also saw (or wrote?) this charming note next to his door.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JKhQ0LOrok

It's pretty funny to think that, in his day, Kimmo was a pretty big deal on the internet. At his peak, a lot of 4chan were trying to fuck him up.

Wikipedia and some other random forums, IIRC, also knew of him. As a teen, I did a dank raid of Wikipedia where I pretended to be him and posted AT links on there to see what would happen, and the admin who banned me said that Wikipedia had seen "more than enough" Anontalk spam.

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE (OP) quadruple-posted this 5.2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,029

@1,108,005 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I suppose I didn't say anything about reminiscing about the future, so I'll allow it.

@1,108,006 (C)
r04r just got bored of the place and left.

Sim, I think, was basically the same thing. I think he also had some IRL issues going on around the time he started to drift away.

As far as I know, neither of them have been here for a while.

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE (OP) quintuple-posted this 5.2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,035

Externally hosted imageOn, as you probably know, is long-time Tinychan user and current moderator over there. He makes art using paper, and I found a website of his showcasing his work. Here's some related to Tinychan:

https://sites.google.com/site/onsguropaperchildgallery/myartworks/tinyhime

Fair warning, most of his other albums, which I won't link to in here, are gore and weird fetish stuff.

(Edited 34 seconds later.)

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE (OP) sextuple-posted this 5.2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,038

Externally hosted image@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
Here's some comics he drew making fun of Kimmo. There's also two about a former Minichan user called to4str.

https://sites.google.com/site/onsguropaperchildgallery/myartworks/kmosdailylife

Kimmo's insane legal threats were fun. I honestly can't remember if the "I'LL SUE YOU FOR $100,000 A DAY" thing was an actual quote or somebody making fun of him.

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE (OP) septuple-posted this 5.2 years ago, 8 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,039

Here's Tinychan's first topic after ltamake took over. There's a lot of older posters in there who aren't around anymore:

https://tinychan.net/topic/1

9.8 years ago! It's interesting that he refers to Kimmo being "gone". I don't remember exactly when Anontalk went down for good, but I'm pretty certain it was later than that.

It's pretty sad reading such an optimistic topic and then seeing what became of Tinychan today.

(Edited 7 minutes later.)

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE (OP) octuple-posted this 5.2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,041

@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
I'm not sure there's any specific reason why Minichan ended up doing better out of the two, but I think that FrankUsrs and his disastrous takeover of Tinychan was a big factor.

That was a whole big piece of drama in itself. Here's the Minichan topic around the time it blew up:
https://minichan.net/topic/52309

In that topic, FuckAlms made a pretty juicy post explaining what happened:
https://minichan.net/topic/52309#reply_683419

I'm not sure who stepped up to run Tinychan immediately after Frank. Maybe Eels, the guy who's the admin there now?

(Edited 1.9 year later.)

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE (OP) nonuple-posted this 5.2 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,109

Here's one of our earliest "weird" posters: Mister Misanthrope!

https://minichan.net/search?search_for=both&topic_headline=&message_body=&author_name=Mister+Misanthrope&date_after=&date_before=04%2F01%2F2014&sort_by=age&ascending=on

He was an interesting one, for sure. A hardcore misanthrope, with a generous helping of racism thrown in. Despite his charming views, though, he had a certain intelligence to him. His philosophizing topics were very well-written, even if you didn't agree with him. He was kinda like if Autphag wasn't an incoherent mess.

Most of his topics were lost after Minichan moved to a new host, so most of what's on MC now isn't his best work. There's this topic, though, in which Mister Misanthrope celebrates the 2011 Japan tsunami:

https://minichan.net/topic/2756

(Edited 1.9 year later.)

jodi !ariasXXmaE joined in and replied with this 5.2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,110

@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
he was a good mc villain. thoroughly unlikable!!!

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 5.2 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,166

NNext up is... Hindu guy! Oh man, he was one hell of a poster.

He posted here a little under 6 years ago, and mostly wrote in short, declarative statements. These statements often asserted concepts such as him being brown-skinned, a Hindu, young, and a sexually-active heterosexual.

Here's the first topic he made on Minichan:
https://minichan.net/topic/36550

A few random quotes from him:

> I am not Scott. I am a straight Hindu with sexual experience. My skin is dark as hell.
> I am not an old man.
> I don't obey anyone.
> I am a young kid with potential and have not been cured by any such antibiotics.
> Yes! My dad said I could go. I am so excited! I haven't been to a funeral in a long time.
> I once masturbated to ejaculation while looking at heterosexual porn 5 times in 1 day.
> So, I met some girl on a traditional Hindu marriage site, and I and my dad met her. As she was walking around in her apartment in Texas, she mentioned "virgin". When I met her, I had already lost my virginity 3 years before.
> I started masturbating to ejaculation after I met her. I started strip clubbing after I met her. Frownie, frownie.
> I am not transgendered. I am a guy who has masturbated to 399 heterosexual straight pornographic videos.
> I don't like being invited to gay events. C is now the fourth gay guy on this site hitting on me. You gay guys are multiplying like jack rabbits.
> Never. I never expose my penis to men.
> No Ricky Gupta, I will not join a group of gay men. Ask me again when hell freezes over.
> No dude. I don't accept gay. I have heard the dish on you gay guys. A friend of a friend at a university I went to said that he spoke to another guy and heard that all the gay guys on campus had had sex with each other. I have heard of the promiscuity of gay men. There is no way you are missing out. Go and find some other kid to troll on. If he's gay, you may be lucky.
> Why are you called Killer Lettuce? Are you a violent vegetarian or a violent vegan? The reason I mention that I am straight is because lots of random people have said "gay" around me. I have masturbated to ejaculation while watching heterosexual pornography over 340 times. I have received over 20 lap dances from female strippers. I have received lap dances from black, Asian, Latina, and white strippers. I have received lap dances from strippers with blonde hair, black hair, brown hair, and red hair.

He was also fond of blood oaths:
https://minichan.net/topic/36551 (a list of the blood oaths he took)
https://minichan.net/topic/37079#reply_502334 (some other posts mentioning his blood oaths)

A common feature of his posts was a mysterious man known only as "Scott". He was a sort of antagonist figure in Hindu guy's posts, and Hindu guy sure had a lot to say about him:

> I don't respect Scott.
> I have no respect for Scott's story.
> Scott can go fuck himself.
> I never want to be like Scott. I wouldn't be like Scott if you paid me a billion dollars.
> I wouldn't sleep with Scott if he paid me a trillion dollars.
> I really want Scott to commit suicide. I'd frame the news article.
> Also, tell Scott that I have been masturbating and ejaculating to straight porn.
> I am not Scott. I don't go to synagogue. I am not Jewish, not gay, and not Republican. If you see a Scott tomorrow, ask that Scott if he is gay and Republican. I am not white. I will not be in a synagogue tomorrow.

Interestingly, it looks like Hindu guy was originally from Anontalk:
> I do remember a number of posts from that time period when I posted on Anontalk 6 years ago:

> Some guy posted about having a slut fetish
> Some guy posted about hating people who don't tip
> Some guy posted about having an incestuous infatuation with his biological sister
> Some guy posted about how all of his crushes became fat


I'm not sure if someone that unhinged would last long on Anontalk. Then again, the only things that really set Kimmo off were incorrect grammar and outright trolling, IIRC he was otherwise okay with post content being weird. So maybe Hindu guy's posts were tolerated.

Sadly, the flame that burns twice as bright burns out twice as quickly, and Hindu guy was a goddamn supernova. In the end, r04r got tired of him spamming topics and made it so that all of his threads were automatically merged into one thread. Once that happened, as I recall, he pretty much stopped posting immediately.

His profile note simply reads:
> a truly bizarre person

(Edited 1.9 year later.)

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 5.2 years ago, 15 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,178

The Postmortem and George Costanza meet up masturbation party

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 5.2 years ago, 13 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,183

@previous (E)
I managed to find that thread!
https://minichan.net/topic/40427

Shoutout to tteh for his fun edits in there.

modedit: fixed link to use .net

(Edited 4.8 years later by a moderator.)

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE (OP) double-posted this 5.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,186

@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
Postmortem, I think, might warrant a whole extensive post documenting his antics. My god, the things I'm remembering. Breaking his girlfriend's hand, an unexplained selfie of him after a beating, and him being a Golden God!

(Edited 28 seconds later.)

Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE joined in and replied with this 5.2 years ago, 17 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,197

@1,108,109 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
That was me lol

Anonymous C replied with this 5.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,200

@previous (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
Nope stolen posting valor... mods?

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 5.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,203

@1,108,197 (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
Evidence indicates otherwise.

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 5.2 years ago, 15 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,217

Last post for the moment, otherwise we might all overdose on nostalgia. Anyway, this one is certainly of historical significance...

...It's a Wayback Machine capture of pre-bunker Minichan! I found it using this topic, which used to have a full online archive of pre-bunker MC.

https://web.archive.org/web/20150904211601/http://2010.minichan.org/

It's pretty bare-bones, sadly. Here's a list of all the topics it grabbed:
https://web.archive.org/web/*/http://2010.minichan.org/topic/*

Other pages of note:
Rules page:
https://web.archive.org/web/20150809091328/http://minichan.org/rules

A different rules page:
https://web.archive.org/web/20150905230347/http://2010.minichan.org/rules
Funny how these ones are vaguely similar to the rules page we have today! For a long, long time, the rules page was just the Anontalk rules.

There's also this, the earliest Wayback snapshot of the .org URL.
https://web.archive.org/web/20100715063646/http://minichan.org/bumps

Seems like you can poke around a bit within that snapshot also.

Green !StaYqkzUPc joined in and replied with this 5.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,218

http://minichan.net/topic/19523
The original Falco Fanfic. Precursor to the Minichanfic.

(Edited 4.8 years later by a moderator.)

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 5.2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,220

@1,108,217 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
The Bulletins and rules pages are pretty interesting reads. They reflect how, in its earliest days, the Minichan staff placed a much stronger emphasis on quality and were generally more serious. But some of that was basically just lip-service, I think. There was still plenty of shitposting. Why, there's a bulletin from 2010 asking people to not derail threads with Matt schtick!

Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE replied with this 5.2 years ago, 27 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,221

@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
lol

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 5.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,222

@1,108,220 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)

As long as Nopaltzin posts here, that will never happen.

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 5.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,223

@1,108,217 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
It also gives us an exact launch date for Minichan!

https://web.archive.org/web/20100716171554/http://minichan.org/bulletins

23/06/2010. Wednesday, the 23rd of June, 2010! Wow!

So Minichan actually isn't 10 years old yet. We'll have to do something special on the 23rd of June this year, then. Throw the place a birthday party.

@1,108,218 (Green !StaYqkzUPc)
Absolutely beautiful. Thank you for sharing this beautiful part of Minichan history.

Green !StaYqkzUPc replied with this 5.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,225

@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
That's also the same date as the Brexit referendum was held.

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 5.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,226

@1,108,197 (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
@1,108,200 (C)
@1,108,203 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I investigated, and it looks like Matt is indeed lying. His IPs didn't resolve to anywhere close to Matt, and none of them were associated with Matt UIDs.

@1,108,222 (I)
I am not Nopaltzin. Nopaltzin is gay. Nopaltzin is gay for Matt. I am not gay for Matt. I am not in love with Matt.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,228

@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
Exactly. I wasn't sure if it'd be modabuse to say more than "lolno" but...yeah, I found what you said.

Not that Matt has ever demonstrated such ability in disguising his textvoice, suppressing his schtick, or speaking the English language.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous I replied with this 5.2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,230

@1,108,226 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)

I didn't say you were Nopaltzin, bud. Are you drunk?

(Edited 7 seconds later.)

tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 5.2 years ago, 50 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,231

@1,108,223 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
Sadly, that's actually not the beginning. Even our current Statistics page has 2010-04-13 as the date; Minichan began (AFAIK!) in (very) late 2009.

(Updated URL!)

(Edited 4.8 years later.)

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 5.2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,236

@1,108,221 (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
You are Nopaltzin.

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 5.2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,239

@1,108,231 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
:O

Okay, so I'm guessing the June date was when Minichan actually launched and became publicly accessible? I'd still count that as a significant milestone, myself. But otherwise, I guess that the 13th of April is our best date for a birthday? We'd better bump up those birthday party plans!

@1,108,230 (I)
I was doing a dank callback to Hindu guy. You can read about him ITT.

I am not Hindu guy.

@1,108,228 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Eh. As long as you keep it vague and avoid specific details, you're usually fine. It also helps that this happened over 9 years ago. I probably wouldn't do the same thing for a poster who's active today, unless they actually asked for mod confirmation.

Anonymous I replied with this 5.2 years ago, 54 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,240

@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)

You're having a cheeky bubble, lad. I swear.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5.2 years ago, 2 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,241

@1,108,239 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
Yeah, that seems reasonable. Why do you think Matt would want to claim that thread? Truly bizarre.

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 5.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,244

@1,108,239 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
I think it was publicly accessible even before then - sim posted a screenie of himself in front of his monitor, with "2009" showing in the taskbar, IIRC.

Although... seems the domain was registered on 2010-03-30 according to a whois, so maybe the stats page is accurate after all!

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 5.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,273

@1,108,109 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
This is great

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 5.2 years ago, 3 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,323

Externally hosted image

Anonymous M double-posted this 5.2 years ago, 46 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,325

Externally hosted imageDammit KL, the Sprite wasn't enough. Now I'm digging around in old Minichan stuff.

Here's a fun one. I think this actually resulted in some /b/tards coming around for a while.

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 5.2 years ago, 10 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,490

Good evening, Minichanners. Grab your beverage of choice, flump down into your favourite chair, and enjoy a healthy serving of nostalgia.

@previous (M)
I remember this! Goddamn, sK was quite a character. I remember he also had this Korean nationalism thing going on, too.

You're right about the /b/tards. I know at least one of them, FezT, hung around for a while because of this. So this image was, in fact, beneficial to MC.

On a related note, I'm starting to feel like a lot of noteworthy stuff happened on the pre-bunker site, even though it was only around for a year or so... Like, there's a few really old things I'd like to post ITT thread but can't really because they're pre-bunker.

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE (OP) double-posted this 5.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,491

This might be an interesting thing to try: if you think you remember a funny topic or event on here but can't find it, post about it ITT and I'll try to find it. I'm a deft hand with the search.

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 5.2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,493

Lots of the immature people of today but a few degrees more immature back then.

Anonymous C replied with this 5.2 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,503

@1,108,325 (M)
I wanna say to4str did this and put sK on the image to throw people off but I can’t remember it 100%

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 5.2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,506

We need posts about Anonymous H, to4str, The Chosen One & his rowdy crew of 14 year old friends, Aileron, The Truth, etc. I'll do some work on something eventually.

(Edited 8 seconds later.)

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 5.2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,508

@1,108,490 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
Oh man, FezT! I'd forgotten about him. FezT|Dusk. What a chap.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 5.2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,509

Oh fuck and Broseph and KS. We have had so many good users that are no longer here.

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 5.2 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,516

Being a bit self-centred posting something heavily involving myself, but I think this thread is remembered quite fondly.

https://minichan.net/topic/41059

Refresh it a few times, the OP generates a new cute cat picture each time! Why does it do that? r04r added it because this topic got quite... angry.

Squeegee made a post saying that native Americans were the only real Americans. Seeing an opportunity for mischief, I came in pretending to be vocalon (or an exaggerated version of him). In case you don't know, vocalon is quite... Strong and vocal on his left-wing stances. What some might call an SJW.

Then squeegee got pretty mad, and I pretended to get mad in response. Things escalated a bit. One or two people saw through my strawman, I think. I felt a bit bad about it because squeegee didn't really deserve to be trolled. but he called the topic a success later so I think he had fun.

Anyway, eventually I owned up to it. Kook was mad at me and didn't speak to me for like a year afterwards. :( Though looking back, I'm not too pleased with classic KL's haughty snark at the end.

You should read squeegee's posts about his culture, by the way. They're very interesting.

(Edited 4.8 years later by a moderator.)

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 5.2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,517

@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
Wow I vaguely remembered some posts from that but not all of it. What a wild thread that was pretty hard to read.

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 5.2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,519

@1,108,506 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
to4str would be a great one! So many memes with him. Gay science, brake calipers, a leaky car boot, lasers...

I don't remember Aileron very well. I know he worked in politics and was quite conservative. He said he'd leave America if it legalised gay marriage, lol.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 5.2 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,523

@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
Yes and then he ended up dating a black woman who grew up poor and that made me laugh. What a perfect pairing.

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 5.2 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,684

Next up... Autphag! He's a bit difficult to sum up in just one post. He was a very... unique personality, who was around on Minichan for a while.

Here's his Kiwifarms thread. I'm gonna be lazy, and rely on this for an overall introduction to him. The original post has a basic description, and some choice quotes that should give you a pretty good overview of him. Please... absorb it. Bathe in the essence of Autphag before continuing.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-gillon-autphag-and-spergchan-sophie-yisraeli.3728/

Here's a small selection of some of Autphag's activities on Minichan:

His list of Minichan users who are "ignobilid scum"
https://minichan.net/topic/42105

"I want a fight to the death with a transgender empiricist scoentific rationalist"
https://minichan.net/topic/59710

"I have the eloquence of Mugabe, the abtrusion of Hume, and the prognosticance of Locke"
https://minichan.net/topic/52165

"INTROMAN NEEDS RAPED WITH A DAGGER"
https://minichan.net/topic/51863

Autphag regarding his pantry:
https://minichan.net/topic/42128

He was a big fan of I, Killer Lettuce:
https://minichan.net/topic/47615
https://minichan.net/topic/49244

A topic where he praises codeine and its ability to let one reach "new heights of godhood":
https://minichan.net/topic/79768


Probably the biggest drama with Autphag was when he got angry at his NHS psychiatrist for not green-lighting him to start transitioning to be a woman. He got pretty mad about this, and fantasised about stabbing her for it. This was an ongoing thing for a while. In chronological order, here are some relevant threads:
https://minichan.net/topic/51664
https://minichan.net/topic/51706
https://minichan.net/topic/51730
https://minichan.net/topic/51731
https://minichan.net/topic/51842
https://minichan.net/topic/51890

He also made a YouTube video about himself shopping for knives with which to kill his psychiatrist. Surely, nothing could go wrong with this?:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AZDOxfaILQ

But alas, something did go wrong. This online lunacy was noticed by the authorities, which got him jailed for 6 months, with a lengthy court order to not post on the internet until December this year. Here's a newspaper article talking about it:
https://www.pressreader.com/uk/scottish-daily-mail/20170131/282033326921175

(Fun trivia: this might mean that Minichan has made it into the Scottish courts as evidence. How prestigious!)

Most recently, he posted this thread. As far as I can tell, this is the last public appearance he made on the internet. It seems that he's not doing well...
https://minichan.net/topic/88044

Lastly, I just have to include Fake anon's absolutely killer put-down of his typing style:
> And yeah Catherine makes really stupid spelling and/or word choice errors on a daily basis, but at least his posts are intelligible. You use eleven words where two would suffice, and you've never met an adjective you didn't like. I actually cannot read any posts of yours that are longer than a paragraph or two because my eyes glaze over when I try to retain all the words you cram into each lexical clown car you call a sentence.
https://minichan.net/topic/49651#reply_645488

(Edited 4.8 years later by a moderator.)

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE (OP) double-posted this 5.2 years ago, 31 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,699

@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
Oh, before I forget, please don't repost any dox (including full names) that you might see in that Kiwifarms link or in the older MC links.

I expect that anyone reading this who's already familiar with him already knows his details, and those of you that aren't won't care enough to post them anyway. But even so, let's keep it classy from now on.

(Edited 25 seconds later.)

Anonymous I replied with this 5.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,701

@1,108,684 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)

If I remember correctly, he is planning on returning, when his innerwebz restriction is up.

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 5.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,702

@previous (I)
I would expect nothing less.

This is a nostalgia thread for old things and, yet, unlike most things ITT, I think we can all be quite confident that the Autphag saga isn't over...

(Edited 20 seconds later.)

Anonymous N replied with this 5.2 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,709

itt: Fag talk

Anonymous I replied with this 5.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,710

@previous (N)

True, now that you're here.

Anonymous E replied with this 5.1 years ago, 3 days later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,110,148

The Girls of Minichan Calendar

Green !StaYqkzUPc replied with this 5.1 years ago, 18 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,110,444

Don't forget Grey! He was the only other colour back then.

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 5.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,110,445

@previous (Green !StaYqkzUPc)
Oh yeah, I remember him. He was some punk-looking dude, I think. Pretty chill, I think. Don't think I really saw him get into arguments.

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 4.9 years ago, 2 months later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,138,609

The first non-deleted thread (2010-06-26)

Here is an archive of all 22K threads from pre-bunker Minichan:
https://mega.nz/file/Jj51RIIR#QMc-pjdbqAjfUFXcCpV-T1R72MFVedyX6R90LwL3lxI

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 4.9 years ago, 12 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,138,720

Externally hosted image@previous (O)
Flippin' hell! Nobody had anything to say about this? This is amazing! Our lost history, back again! I (and tteh) thought all this was lost.

Shame I don't have the tech savvy to have a way search all of this. Would love to find the topic I got my name from.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE (OP) double-posted this 4.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,138,721

@1,138,609 (O)
Where'd you get this from, man? tteh told me, recently, that he was sure that the last remnant of this was on a USB stick that sim had somewhere.

I recall that, at one point, sim or r04r had an online archive of the pre-bunker site up. Did you just grab that?

(Edited 3 minutes later.)

Anonymous O replied with this 4.9 years ago, 54 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,138,731

Externally hosted image@1,138,720 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
Looks like thread 4593.
@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
I used to run a script that archived Minichan daily due to crippling autism.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 4.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,138,732

@previous (O)
Your crippling autism was super useful thank you. I have not clicked that mega link o if it is a virus or CP I will not ever know, but if it is just an archive, thank you!

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 4.9 years ago, 14 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,138,734

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I downloaded it and checked it, it's safe.

@1,138,731 (O)
Thanks. Nice to look back at some ancient history. You're a good lad.

Anonymous N replied with this 4.9 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,138,753

@1,138,609 (O)
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay..

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous N double-posted this 4.9 years ago, 14 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,138,760

Ugh

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 4.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,138,773

Since this got bumped, I was thinking of doing a post about Bitsytalk, but... I'm unsure. I feel like it was one of those things that was funny at the time, but might not be so much now. Plus, the funny screenshots and images relating to it were lost.

The Dr. Robert's forum raid, I think, might've aged better, but I'm not aware of any surviving screenshots of that either. Also, I came to the game late on that one, so I couldn't tell the story very well.

(Edited 4 minutes later.)

Anonymous O replied with this 4.9 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,138,828

@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
Dr. Robert's last post on his old forum is actually still up.
http://pub28.bravenet.com/forum/static/show.php?usernum=2341679505&frmid=916&msgid=957041&cmd=show
> The forum is locked because of an organized spam attack perpetrated by a group of malicious imbeciles who, since they lack the character and intelligence to create or make anything for themselves, spend their sad days trying to disrupt the work of others.

I don't remember Bitsytalk well, but the name reminds me that 2010 Minichan was a hotspot for bitcoin shitposting. There were a few people who gave away their then-worthless coins here. In the screenshot, Brie gives away 5500 bitcoins out of laziness (currently worth $50,305,615 USD). The transaction is recorded here:
https://www.blockchain.com/btc/block/0000000000022c49ef0d0a1eb1588f49867a2ed7ca35914ff712c437ccfd6962

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 4.9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,138,833

@previous (O)
https://archive.is/eGgVC :p

(Edited 3.8 years later.)

tteh !MemesToDNA double-posted this 4.9 years ago, 15 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,138,837

@1,138,609 (O)
Also nice! I really thought that was all lost to history.

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 4.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,138,838

Small but funny thing I remembered. Click this link:

anontalk.com

Woah, hello! You're back here! The reason why that happens is that, after the permanent fall of Anontalk, someone (I don't think anyone knows who?) bought the Anontalk domain name and redirected it here.

This was, of course, an excellent way to dunk on Kimmo. However, it did create a small problem. Occasionally, paedophiles who had posted on Anontalk would go that URL and end up here, mistakenly thinking that this website was a successor to Anontalk. Usually, I was told, the mods would just quietly ban them and that would be that. AT refugees have probably stopped being a thing by now, but it was sure disturbing at the time.

Here's a thread where you can see a nonce AT refugee coming here by mistake:
https://minichan.net/topic/44437

(Edited 4.5 years later by a moderator.)

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 3.2 years ago, 1.7 year later, 1.9 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,156,636

Good thread.

Anonymous I replied with this 3.2 years ago, 2 hours later, 1.9 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,156,737

Externally hosted image

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 3.2 years ago, 1 day later, 1.9 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,157,237

> Killer Lettuce?
Yes, board, it's me.

@1,138,838 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
Hm. I think I made some posts after this one, but I don't remember them. I don't think they were anything too amazing, though.

@1,156,636 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
I'm glad it survived! I wasn't sure if it was past the cutoff point.

I need to come back to it, at some point. I've got at least one idea that I think people would enjoy.

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 3.2 years ago, 3 hours later, 1.9 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,157,277

does anyone else remember that time the server was struck by a cosmic ray and nearly 2 years of posts were lost?

Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 3.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 1.9 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,157,308

@previous (P)
I don't. In this timeline the Men In Black were retconned in.

Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 3.2 years ago, 2 days later, 1.9 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,158,047

@1,108,217 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)

Fun.

https://web.archive.org/web/20100716223403/http://minichan.org/topic/1686
It's like we're having the same conversations now that we were having 12 years ago.

What was the deal with the bunker? Data loss?

Anonymous R double-posted this 3.2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1.9 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,158,048

12 years and one hundred thousand topics later, we still have the same feature requests lol (second reply):
https://web.archive.org/web/20100716223434/http://minichan.org/topic/1692

http://minichan.net/topic/102456

(Edited 14 seconds later.)

A User replied with this 3 weeks ago, 3.1 years later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,355,264

I nominate "Father Dave" as our new Kimmo Alm.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 3 weeks ago, 3 minutes later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,355,265

@previous (A User)
Youre the new kimmo
Lmao no self awareness at all

Anonymous T joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 5 hours later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,355,401

Where's the "Angry Asian guy" that presumably exists????

Anonymous U joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 11 minutes later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,355,404

@1,355,265 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Is "A User" a moderator?

Anonymous T replied with this 3 weeks ago, 55 minutes later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,355,417

@previous (U)

maybe????

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 3 weeks ago, 11 minutes later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,355,422

@1,355,404 (U)
They wish

Anonymous U replied with this 3 weeks ago, 4 days later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,356,446

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Who wishes?

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 3 weeks ago, 9 minutes later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,356,451

@previous (U)
You know who

Anonymous U replied with this 3 weeks ago, 14 hours later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,356,517

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
No. I don't.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 3 weeks ago, 6 hours later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,356,553

@previous (U)
You do though
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