Topic: This is postmortem's IRL friend...
Anonymous A started this discussion 10.4 years ago #40,427
Me and him had an interesting experience a few days agoIf you guys were wondering what he's been up to, here's a pic
(Idk if I'm doing this right)
| Poll option | Votes | Percentage | Graph |
|---|---|---|---|
| Who the fuck is postmortem | 6 | 67% | |
| Im straight but thats a nice dick no homo | 3 | 33% |
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10.4 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #538,205
What the fuck
Green joined in and replied with this 10.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #538,206
@OP
Thanks dude! It's exactly how I imagined his photoshoot would've turned out!
Thanks dude! It's exactly how I imagined his photoshoot would've turned out!
squeegee joined in and replied with this 10.4 years ago, 6 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #538,209
where'd you bury the body, you sicko?Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 10.4 years ago, 3 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #538,210
Postmortem is personal friends with Jason Alexander?
squeegee replied with this 10.4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #538,211
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #538,212
@538,206 (Green)
> Thanks dude! It's exactly how I imagined his photoshoot would've turned out!
You're welcome, breh. It wasn't a photoshoot though. It was a consult/getting to know each other thing. I don't want to say a lot since I'm sure postmortem wants to tell his account of things, but it was a pretty funny/awkward couple of hours. I got his permission to post the picture here (But he wouldn't let me send it to his gf lol). This was right after he got nude for the first time and I decided to snap a quick picture since Costanza there was looking at his junk and circling around him for two straight minutes.
> Thanks dude! It's exactly how I imagined his photoshoot would've turned out!
You're welcome, breh. It wasn't a photoshoot though. It was a consult/getting to know each other thing. I don't want to say a lot since I'm sure postmortem wants to tell his account of things, but it was a pretty funny/awkward couple of hours. I got his permission to post the picture here (But he wouldn't let me send it to his gf lol). This was right after he got nude for the first time and I decided to snap a quick picture since Costanza there was looking at his junk and circling around him for two straight minutes.
squeegee replied with this 10.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #538,213
Anonymous E replied with this 10.4 years ago, 5 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #538,214
Postmortem is the fourth incarnation of the Doctor?Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #538,215
@538,213 (squeegee)
> his eyes do appear to be... downcast, don't they.
I was there and I can confirm postmortem was getting his dick and ass ogled by a guy old enough to be our dad.
@538,211 (squeegee)
> whoever he is he certainly has a very nice camera
Haha that "camera" was my iPhone 4s. I thought it would be in bad taste if the guy saw me taking pictures of him when his back was turned so I only snapped the one, just because the situation was so absurd and I knew postmortem would get a kick out of that picture. If he ever has a kid I'm going to show it to him when he's old enough.
> his eyes do appear to be... downcast, don't they.
I was there and I can confirm postmortem was getting his dick and ass ogled by a guy old enough to be our dad.
@538,211 (squeegee)
> whoever he is he certainly has a very nice camera
Haha that "camera" was my iPhone 4s. I thought it would be in bad taste if the guy saw me taking pictures of him when his back was turned so I only snapped the one, just because the situation was so absurd and I knew postmortem would get a kick out of that picture. If he ever has a kid I'm going to show it to him when he's old enough.
Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2 joined in and replied with this 10.4 years ago, 15 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #538,217
I post pictures of my dick online all the time. It's not that big of a deal
squeegee replied with this 10.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #538,218
@538,215 (A)
> I was there and I can confirm postmortem was getting his dick and ass ogled by a guy old enough to be our dad.
i wasn't there and i told him a week before he went that he was going to get his dick and ass ogled by a guy old enough to be his dad. we don't need your confirmation to know what went down.
how'd you survive, anyways?
> I was there and I can confirm postmortem was getting his dick and ass ogled by a guy old enough to be our dad.
i wasn't there and i told him a week before he went that he was going to get his dick and ass ogled by a guy old enough to be his dad. we don't need your confirmation to know what went down.
how'd you survive, anyways?
Green replied with this 10.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #538,219
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10.4 years ago, 10 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #538,220
@538,218 (squeegee)
> > I was there and I can confirm postmortem was getting his dick and ass ogled by a guy old enough to be our dad.
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> i wasn't there and i told him a week before he went that he was going to get his dick and ass ogled by a guy old enough to be his dad. we don't need your confirmation to know what went down.
>
> how'd you survive, anyways?
Very awkwardly. I would make jokes or check my phone. At one point the guy asked postmortem if he could get hard and postmortem was on the couch looking at me while masturbating his flaccid penis why jokingly calling my name. It was pretty funny I have to admit, in this complete strangers house, the guy I've been friends with since 7th grade was looking in my eyes and jerking off. We have a weird friendship.
> > I was there and I can confirm postmortem was getting his dick and ass ogled by a guy old enough to be our dad.
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> i wasn't there and i told him a week before he went that he was going to get his dick and ass ogled by a guy old enough to be his dad. we don't need your confirmation to know what went down.
>
> how'd you survive, anyways?
Very awkwardly. I would make jokes or check my phone. At one point the guy asked postmortem if he could get hard and postmortem was on the couch looking at me while masturbating his flaccid penis why jokingly calling my name. It was pretty funny I have to admit, in this complete strangers house, the guy I've been friends with since 7th grade was looking in my eyes and jerking off. We have a weird friendship.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 10.4 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #538,222
...I justcan't. i cant
Anonymous G double-posted this 10.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #538,223
ok at first i thought op was the fat dude in the photo, alright i'm reasonably less disturbed somehow now
Green replied with this 10.4 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #538,226
squeegee replied with this 10.4 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #538,227
TTEH !FFSTTEHV7. joined in and replied with this 10.4 years ago, 32 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #538,230
what
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 10.4 years ago, 21 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #538,233
john skipped legs day
TTEH !FFSTTEHV7. replied with this 10.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #538,236
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10.4 years ago, 28 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #538,239
@538,233 (I)
> john skipped legs day
John doesn't work out. He says he does 100 pushups and situps every day though.
> john skipped legs day
John doesn't work out. He says he does 100 pushups and situps every day though.
Anonymous B replied with this 10.4 years ago, 36 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #538,243
It's been 4 hours. Where are the shops? I think he would fit in nicely in a concentration camp scene, or maybe a renaissance painting.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10.4 years ago, 12 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #538,244
Here's postmortem asleep while we were fishing with my dadGreen replied with this 10.4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #538,245
TTEH !FFSTTEHV7. replied with this 10.4 years ago, 16 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #538,247
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Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 10.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #538,249
Anonymous B replied with this 10.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #538,250
Green replied with this 10.4 years ago, 35 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #538,251
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Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 10.4 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #538,253
Green replied with this 10.4 years ago, 48 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #538,254
@538,249 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
And people said he was dead. If he was ever in any danger, he would've broken the photographer's hand, stole his car and crashed into a convenience store.
And people said he was dead. If he was ever in any danger, he would've broken the photographer's hand, stole his car and crashed into a convenience store.
Anonymous K replied with this 10.4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #538,256
Green replied with this 10.4 years ago, 41 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #538,258
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 10.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #538,259
@538,212 (A)
> You're welcome, breh. It wasn't a photoshoot though. It was a consult/getting to know each other thing.
Did he hurt your hand?
Did you suck his dick and get tonsilitis?
> But he wouldn't let me send it to his gf lol
Doesn't she browse Minichan? He linked to her blog so I assume people sent her here.
> You're welcome, breh. It wasn't a photoshoot though. It was a consult/getting to know each other thing.
Did he hurt your hand?
Did you suck his dick and get tonsilitis?
> But he wouldn't let me send it to his gf lol
Doesn't she browse Minichan? He linked to her blog so I assume people sent her here.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10.4 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #538,262
@538,254 (Green)> And people said he was dead. If he was ever in any danger, he would've broken the photographer's hand, stole his car and crashed into a convenience store.
Haha, postmortem said that was a meme on here, "Breaking his ex-gf's hand". The truth is he was super scared about going and wouldn't go unless I did too. Here's another pic from the fishing trip. Postmortem isn't super short or anything, I'm just freakishly tall (6'5"). Sorry the picture is really small here.
PS His phone is broke and he's using his mom's old phone and its screen doesn't work. You guys are pretty cool though I can see why he comes here.
Anonymous K replied with this 10.4 years ago, 45 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #538,263
Anonymous K double-posted this 10.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #538,264
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10.4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #538,265
@538,259 (L)
> > You're welcome, breh. It wasn't a photoshoot though. It was a consult/getting to know each other thing.
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> Did he hurt your hand?
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> Did you suck his dick and get tonsilitis?
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> > But he wouldn't let me send it to his gf lol
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> Doesn't she browse Minichan? He linked to her blog so I assume people sent her here.
No, postmortem has never hurt my hand. We've never hurt each other, as far as I can remember. Once in 7th grade I tried to trip him as a joke and he spazzed out and flailed around and hit the ground face first. He grabbed me by the shoulders and I thought he was going to punch me but he just said something like "My nose is bleeding" and I followed him into the bathroom. He's a sweetheart deep down. I have not sucked his dick nor have I gotten tonsillitis.
Idk if he told his about you guys. I don't think so. I didn't even know she had a blog.
> > You're welcome, breh. It wasn't a photoshoot though. It was a consult/getting to know each other thing.
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> Did he hurt your hand?
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> Did you suck his dick and get tonsilitis?
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> > But he wouldn't let me send it to his gf lol
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> Doesn't she browse Minichan? He linked to her blog so I assume people sent her here.
No, postmortem has never hurt my hand. We've never hurt each other, as far as I can remember. Once in 7th grade I tried to trip him as a joke and he spazzed out and flailed around and hit the ground face first. He grabbed me by the shoulders and I thought he was going to punch me but he just said something like "My nose is bleeding" and I followed him into the bathroom. He's a sweetheart deep down. I have not sucked his dick nor have I gotten tonsillitis.
Idk if he told his about you guys. I don't think so. I didn't even know she had a blog.
Anonymous K replied with this 10.4 years ago, 32 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #538,266
@538,262 (A)
ps how do you feel about postmortem's dick? can we see yours in comparison? you two should take a picture together with your dicks out
ps how do you feel about postmortem's dick? can we see yours in comparison? you two should take a picture together with your dicks out
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #538,267
@previous (K)
> ps how do you feel about postmortem's dick? can we see yours in comparison? you two should take a picture together with your dicks out
It's a nice dick. A solid 8/10. (No homo)
And I'll ask postmortem if he's up for it lol
> ps how do you feel about postmortem's dick? can we see yours in comparison? you two should take a picture together with your dicks out
It's a nice dick. A solid 8/10. (No homo)
And I'll ask postmortem if he's up for it lol
TTEH !FFSTTEHV7. replied with this 10.4 years ago, 20 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #538,268
Green replied with this 10.4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #538,269
Anonymous L replied with this 10.4 years ago, 44 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #538,270
@538,265 (A)
> He grabbed me by the shoulders and I thought he was going to punch me but he just said something like "My nose is bleeding" and I followed him into the bathroom.
He has a big nose too.
> He's a sweetheart deep down. I have not sucked his dick nor have I gotten tonsillitis.
The hand and tonsils are cupcake references. Are you aware of the drama he posted all about?
http://minichan.org/topic/27360
http://minichan.org/topic/32627
> Idk if he told his about you guys. I don't think so. I didn't even know she had a blog.
The last girl he posted about is: http://minichan.org/topic/38246#reply_511856
EDIT: I notice she took her blog down since he linked to it.
> He grabbed me by the shoulders and I thought he was going to punch me but he just said something like "My nose is bleeding" and I followed him into the bathroom.
He has a big nose too.
> He's a sweetheart deep down. I have not sucked his dick nor have I gotten tonsillitis.
The hand and tonsils are cupcake references. Are you aware of the drama he posted all about?
http://minichan.org/topic/27360
http://minichan.org/topic/32627
> Idk if he told his about you guys. I don't think so. I didn't even know she had a blog.
The last girl he posted about is: http://minichan.org/topic/38246#reply_511856
EDIT: I notice she took her blog down since he linked to it.
(Edited 1 minute later.)
Green replied with this 10.4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #538,273
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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 10.4 years ago, 11 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #538,277
Oh man this is a great thread. Thanks @OP.
Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 10.4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #538,278
lol
fox !FXYGNx1XR. joined in and replied with this 10.4 years ago, 37 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #538,280
i've come back from the dead just to laugh at this
Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 10.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #538,281
I was hoping John was dead
squeegee replied with this 10.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #538,296
Anonymous N replied with this 10.3 years ago, 24 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #538,299
Is John jewish? He has a big ol' schnoz
Anonymous I replied with this 10.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #538,300
squeegee replied with this 10.3 years ago, 10 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #538,302
dw joined in and replied with this 10.3 years ago, 10 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #538,303
what
Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 10.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #538,309
@538,236 (TTEH !FFSTTEHV7.)
> he skipped every day
Yeah
Also this is all very very funny and disgusting how do you get in that situation with an old pig like that
> he skipped every day
Yeah
Also this is all very very funny and disgusting how do you get in that situation with an old pig like that
Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 10.3 years ago, 5 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #538,376
I'm guessing he didn't get paid, there were a couple of cameras that you guys didn't see, and there is no "modeling" job. Get some money up front next time retards
swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ joined in and replied with this 10.3 years ago, 28 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #538,393
Meta joined in and replied with this 10.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #538,398
He looks too twink-ish. Also what's the deal with a shaved body but that massive bush?
kook !!mCVqftDha joined in and replied with this 10.3 years ago, 23 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #538,399
Has he been paid?
kook !!mCVqftDha double-posted this 10.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #538,400
Green replied with this 10.3 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #538,445
@538,393 (swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/)
Yeah, so nice that he gets people to strip naked upon first meeting them.
Yeah, so nice that he gets people to strip naked upon first meeting them.
Anonymous L replied with this 10.3 years ago, 4 days later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #539,230
Triptych !!/xkPL9myM joined in and replied with this 10.3 years ago, 3 days later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #539,796
hahah what the fuck
Harley !Quinn7Dxrw joined in and replied with this 10.3 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #539,815
Uuuhhhh
|βʒ| Meowth joined in and replied with this 9.7 years ago, 8 months later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #623,181
bump
Anonymous F replied with this 9.7 years ago, 18 minutes later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #623,187
George Costanza made postmortem do things. Nude thingsAnonymous P replied with this 9.6 years ago, 7 hours later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #623,231
damlol
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6.3 years ago, 3.3 years later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #968,869
Important and necessary bump.
Syntax joined in and replied with this 6.3 years ago, 12 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #968,874
Anonymous Z-3 joined in and replied with this 6.3 years ago, 13 hours later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #969,137
Agree
Anonymous Z-4 joined in and replied with this 6.3 years ago, 4 hours later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #969,171
This is cool, I wonder if postmortem is a male prostitute now
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tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 5.2 years ago, 1.1 year later, 5.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,187
bumpKiller Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 5.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 5.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,188
@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
You are a Golden God John. You are beautiful, amazing, and you will conquer this day today (then the date).
You are a Golden God John. You are beautiful, amazing, and you will conquer this day today (then the date).
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 5.2 years ago, 17 minutes later, 5.2 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,202
One of the few good threads the NZ troll made was when he pretended to be Postmortem's friend and say this was another one of his "get rich quick schemes" or something like that and people ate it up.