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Topic: I think Mary was not a virgin when she had Jesus.

Anonymous A started this discussion 10.8 years ago #36,585

I think Mary was not a virgin when she had Jesus. She either had consensual sex or was raped.

Dw !jdTkvovFCQ joined in and replied with this 10.8 years ago, 6 minutes later[^] [v] #497,692

it actually says in the bible that she was a virgin. thanks.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10.8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #497,693

I don't believe the Bible.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 10.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #497,694

Someone told me that there are heretical versions of the Bible out there. I also heard that a committee or group of people actually decided which group of documents to include in the Bible. It's not like God actually wrote the Bible and gave it to people to read.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 10.8 years ago, 32 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #497,708

Mary was the whore of bethlehem. Noah banged her on the ark, the three wise men gangbanged her, and god trusted her.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 10.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #497,805

@previous (C)
I have personally met over twenty biblical scholars who agree with this analysis.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 10.8 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #497,836

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
lol and god trusted her

The Asshole replied with this 10.8 years ago, 2 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #497,854

The only thing Mary parted was her legs.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 10.8 years ago, 52 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #497,855

@previous (The Asshole)
I suspect she first parted her Hymen.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 10.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #497,856

@previous (Syntax)
You are a disgusting old man.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 10.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #497,857

@previous (G)

> You are a disgusting old man.

Syntax replied with this 10.8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #497,859

@497,856 (G)
On that note its tyme for me to again hit my Ocean a Blue. Super heat wave I end up coming back2. Even a wind storm last night with RAIN but not on my house. Up and down the street trees were ripped out. Cars in parking garages flooded.

So Y is it disgusting to point out that no way did baby Jesus hit the road by getting past a closed door. Do u belive Mary's Hymen parted like the red sea and then returned to full on closed door after Jesus exited?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10.8 years ago, 2 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #497,885

I am not an old man.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 10.3 years ago, 6 months later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #544,167

Where does Jesus explicitly claim to be the son of God?

WSD !VBNtXmsnv. joined in and replied with this 10.3 years ago, 47 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #544,171

@497,859 (Syntax)
Is the Virgin Mary a 15 minute drive from your house?

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 10.3 years ago, 15 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #544,172

Isn't Mary supposed to be a pure vessel and born of a virgin herself?

Jon F. Kelly of Philadelphia joined in and replied with this 10.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #544,181

@497,693 (A)
Then why do you accept that Mary and Jesus were real?

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 10.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #544,196

maybe she had some sort of genetic mutation that caused her egg to develop without a sperm. you can bet they weren't testing for that sort of thing back then.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 10.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #544,221

The New Testament was written 100-300 years after Christ died.

So not one ritter of New Bible could have had a view inside Mary's Virgina.
That leaves hands me down stories which wood include Mary's Hymen being with some details missing.

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 10.3 years ago, 9 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #544,222

Mary was fingered by the hand of almighty God.

He'd get 5 to 10 for that these days.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 10.3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #544,223

@497,693 (A)
It's not all about you baby

Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 10.3 years ago, 9 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #544,227

@544,221 (Syntax)

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10.3 years ago, 9 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #544,230

@previous (Q)
lol 10/10 bud
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