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Topic: Knife spergs

!MLHqI35Srs started this discussion 9.2 years ago #51,730

What's the best design of knife for penetrating through human flesh? Any specific recommendations? I'm willing to spend about £80-100.

Antikhristos joined in and replied with this 9.2 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #670,819

Poniard knife! I have 5 of them.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 9.2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #670,820

Whose human flesh do you plan to penetrate? Yours or somebody else's?

!MLHqI35Srs (OP) replied with this 9.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #670,822

@previous (C)
Why not both?

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 9.2 years ago, 57 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #670,823

it must be pointy -- that is crucial

!MLHqI35Srs (OP) replied with this 9.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #670,824

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
Evidently. I was looking at designs on Wikipedia and was going to go for something with a clip-point curvature like a Bowie, but I'm swinging between that and a conventional dagger. Having looked for poniards, they don't appear to be easy to locate.

Anonymous C replied with this 9.2 years ago, 13 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #670,825

@670,822 (!MLHqI35Srs)
Now that's forward thinking.

You should think of a cool name for it, to scare your enemies and inspire your comrades. But should have at least four adjectives, to reflect your status as an intellectual.

Antikhristos replied with this 9.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #670,826

@previous (C)
I call my knife Christain Death after my favorite band!

!MLHqI35Srs (OP) replied with this 9.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #670,827

@670,825 (C)
I was originally just going to call the crowbar I had somebody buy me "intelligentczia".

Since my psychiatrist is taller than me by some 2 inches, I may have to crowbar her down to the ground first anyway before using which-ever knife I buy, making either jugular or solar plexus shot.

(Edited 52 seconds later.)

Anonymous C replied with this 9.2 years ago, 13 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #670,828

@previous (!MLHqI35Srs)
I see.

How do you suppose that crowbarring your psychiatrist "down to the ground" would end for you? I do not think that the law would think too highly of you for song that.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 9.2 years ago, 10 seconds later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #670,829

@670,822 (!MLHqI35Srs)

You'd probably just botch it, and end up in the hospital with improperly slit wrists. Back here whoring for attention over it a few days later, no doubt.

squeegee joined in and replied with this 9.2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #670,830

buying weapons with which to carry out a violent crime is one very large step beyond having a big mouth. pretty sure this is the kind of thing one reports to the police. kook? are you on top of this yet?

kook !!mCVqftDha joined in and replied with this 9.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #670,848

Who are you going to use it on?

Cis scum squeegee joined in and replied with this 9.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #670,850

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
Can you read?

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 9.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #670,851

@previous (Cis scum squeegee)
Yea I can, tranny

Anonymous C replied with this 9.2 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #670,862

@670,850 (Cis scum squeegee)
She sometimes misses details in the text.

Fake dane !jJEom8Ii3E joined in and replied with this 9.2 years ago, 33 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #670,873

If you kill a person, you get reincarnated as a North Korean. So I have to advice against this, even though this are just harmless thoughts.

!MLHqI35Srs (OP) replied with this 9.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #670,874

@previous (Fake dane !jJEom8Ii3E)
Pyongyang elite or peasantry?
The former I can deal with.

Anti !M6R0eWkIpk joined in and replied with this 9.2 years ago, 37 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #670,875

@OP
Just go with a drop point or clip point design.

@670,819 (Antikhristos)
Settle down, TG2Svet.

Metæ joined in and replied with this 9.2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #670,878

@OP
Is this about that Haselton guy?

Cis scum squeegee replied with this 9.2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #670,883

@670,862 (C)

> sometimes

You're a generous person.

Anonymous C replied with this 9.2 years ago, 2 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #670,884

@670,878 (Metæ)
I'm not sure that even Autphag quite knows, at this point.

Fake dane !jJEom8Ii3E replied with this 9.2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #670,886

@670,874 (!MLHqI35Srs)

Good question. I don't really know but the point is, are you willing to risk it?

Can you imagine being born and raised in a concentration camp? Then you wouldn't have the last laugh, even in hell that awful person would laugh at your fate. It's best to leave it up to time to finish it for you.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 9.2 years ago, 49 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #670,930

There's nothing sharper than a Davepost.

nanalan joined in and replied with this 9.2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #670,933

does anybody want to report this
I'm not even in Britain do idc just
Someone do something

!MLHqI35Srs (OP) replied with this 9.2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #670,939

@previous (nanalan)
Haselgrove is unworthy of life, for rendering Sophie unworthy of worthwhile existence.

nanalan replied with this 9.2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #670,942

@previous (!MLHqI35Srs)
no, you're doing that to yourself
Obviously

!MLHqI35Srs (OP) replied with this 9.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #670,944

@previous (nanalan)
She won't let me be who I really am.
She just wants me to suffer as 'Chris' for the rest of my life.

nanalan replied with this 9.2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #670,948

@previous (!MLHqI35Srs)
She has no real power over your identity
If this is about treatment and transitioning, then express your dissatisfaction in a logical and respectable way to whomever is responsible for helping you find a new psychiatrist. You are not the first person to go through this. I don't know how the system that you're a part of works, but I'm positive that there's a way for you to see someone else. Anyone else. Perhaps you'd feel more comfortable talking to a man, seeing as you hate and distrust women so much

nanalan double-posted this 9.2 years ago, 59 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #670,949

@670,944 (!MLHqI35Srs)
And you're obviously living your life, in your time, on your terms as Sophie already. Congrats

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 9.2 years ago, 53 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #670,950

@670,944 (!MLHqI35Srs)
> She won't let me be who I really am.

She probably realizes that no matter how you paint garbage, you cannot convert garbage into anything worthwhile. Best to just leave garbage alone. It will decay on its own and will just take a while to disintegrate.

nanalan replied with this 9.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #670,951

@previous (N)
or flip out and plot your murder can somebody please call Sophie's police

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 9.2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #670,954

@previous (nanalan)
Autphag is a total failure. He could not master a search for the ill attributes of Benadryl. Flubbed it twice. Put a good knife in his hands and he will trip over and fall on it. He will only stab and cut off a useless part of his body.
Nothing of value will be lost.

Metæ replied with this 9.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #670,957

@670,939 (!MLHqI35Srs)
1. Use your English abilities to write best selling books.
2. Take your £££££££££££ to Thailand and buy a sex change.
3. Laugh in Haseltons face!

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 9.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #670,959

@670,951 (nanalan)
You'd think it be Scotland yard but I hear they're not even in scotland

!MLHqI35Srs (OP) replied with this 9.2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #670,961

@previous (P)
You're right. They're the headquarters of the Met, based in England.

!MLHqI35Srs (OP) double-posted this 9.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #670,962

@670,957 (Metæ)
I've given up on word-salading, I'm growing less and less eloquent by the day. I've taken to signing up for engineering school and have been bringing my mathematics up to speed for about the last month. Already I've probably recovered most of what I'd learned at high-school and slightly beyond that, which should be satisfactory for what I'm hopefully headed to do this fall/autumn.

squeegee replied with this 9.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #670,963

@670,939 (!MLHqI35Srs)
so then you admit that this is indeed your plan: to aquire weapons with which to kill a specific person who you believe has wronged you? and you already have one of the weapons in your posession?

have you decided on a time yet? and a place to do it?

(Edited 1 minute later.)

!MLHqI35Srs (OP) replied with this 9.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #670,964

@previous (squeegee)
Take what one will.

Not at clinic anyway. Probably, I'll find a number plate database and go to the car-park beforehand to search all the possible number plates for Haselgrove's car. When I leave clinic, I'll return near where she's parked.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

!MLHqI35Srs (OP) double-posted this 9.2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #670,965

It sounds rather dissonant that I plan on school regardless, but I want to see where my sociopathy and guiltlessness runs with this one, honestly.

squeegee replied with this 9.2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #670,966

@670,964 (!MLHqI35Srs)
oh, so you do have a time and place. just a matter of a date then?

on a scale of 0 to 10 where zero = "this is a fantasy and i don't really intend to do it" and where ten = "i fully intend to murder Haselgrove in the carpark with a crowbar and a knife" where do you see youself falling?

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 9.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #670,967

@previous (squeegee)
Now I'm thinking about that one Mike Tyson Mysteries episode.

!MLHqI35Srs (OP) replied with this 9.2 years ago, 11 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #670,968

@670,966 (squeegee)
6 -- "I really want revenge for what she's done to me and know neither she nor society will learn anything if I don't bother, however, I don't even know if I want to waste money on the implements, let alone have the energy to execute this plan in full"

Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 9.2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #670,970

@previous (!MLHqI35Srs)
> I don't even know if I want to waste money on the implements
Based on your past track record. I suggest you spend the money on a pair of shoes and just take a walk.

!MLHqI35Srs (OP) replied with this 9.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #670,972

@previous (Q)
Syntax, shut the fuck up. You could barely hack a cable-guy job and think you're a world-class engineering demagogue. This is despite the fact that quack can attest to your advice having broken his refurbished disused-traffic-light recovery home-lighting installation more.

Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 9.2 years ago, 8 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #670,980

@previous (!MLHqI35Srs)
quack? Poor choice of people to reference. He could not even walk like an Egyptian.
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