Topic: So Sweety Patel, if you wanted to speak in English, let me list my sexual history
Anonymous A started this discussion 10.8 years ago#37,044
I am not a virgin. Besides attending an independent music concert, I lost my virginity in a hookup and fucked a female up the ass.
I have had 1 girlfriend I got to third base with when I was 12 and 13 years old.
I lost my virginity to a hookup
I fucked another female up the ass and had sex with her on 3 other occasions
I have had sex 5 times.
Do you like American culture? Since I spoke to you in 2012, I visited a bunch of strip clubs and received a ton of lap dances. Do you want to come me with and go strip clubbing? Are you going to tip the strippers as they grind their naked breasts and butts on me?
Or would you prefer we go to a puja and recite Hindu mantras written in Sanskrit?
I enjoyed playing Temple Run...but why did I hear somebody who sounded like you and other people when I was using my smartphone. Was my smartphone hacked?
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10.8 years ago, 7 minutes later[^][v]#502,180
Hey Mr. Sweety Patel!!! How are you doing??? My
name is Ricky and I'd love to be your nightclub
party goer!!! I'm a fun and very energetic
person!!! I'm a hardworker and I can get the
job done!!!!! I workout 7 days a week and I
have a strong, athletic muscular build!!!! I love
to party and I've been to all kinds of nightclubs
my whole life!!!! I love and enjoy the nightlife
and I have a dynamic personality which I love
to showin public!!! I'm an actor/model and
I've done lots of really cool film and tv
projects!!!! I'm a very nice and courteous
person and I take direction well and I'm also a
good listener!!!!! I love to hang around
beautiful women and I'd love to work for you
now and for other recurring jobs and
projects!!!! So hit me up and have a great rest
of the weekend!!!
From,
Ricky Gupta
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^][v]#502,181
What else do you want to know Sweety? Do you want to hear about the Indian-American girl I went on a date with in Chicago? The girl I flirted with in a hotel and who took her shirt off to show me the tattoo on her back and tell me her life story? The other dates I went on?
You weren't even the first girl I spoke with on Bharatmatrimony.com. There were at least 3 other girls I spoke with before I spoke with you. You were the only one who seemed interested in alternative/freaky stuff. You said you were going bowling with your younger family members and suggested that I should feel bad for you (I didn't then and still don't).
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Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 10.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[^][v]#502,182
@502,180 (B)
Dude, this girl was on Bharatmatrimony.com, a traditional Hindu marriage website. She wasn't posting a date profile on Catch22Dating.com.
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Ricky Gupta replied with this 10.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^][v]#502,183
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10.8 years ago, 41 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^][v]#502,184
So Sweety, you asked me what religion I am, and I am Hindu. I actually am wearing a Hindu Om medallion around my neck that is attached to a chain. Does that stuff turn you on? Make you horny? Get you attracted? Get you thinking about wedding bells? Names of children? Mundup circles? Hot sex? A good fuck? Pujas, pujaris, and garlands?
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Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 10.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^][v]#502,185
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 minutes after the original post[^][v]#502,187
@previous (Ricky Gupta)
So what nigger language do want a response in? Swahili or Pfi?
Ricky Gupta replied with this 10.8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^][v]#502,189
@previous (A)
The language of nightclub love!!!! I love to party and can be your hired nightclub companion!!!!
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10.8 years ago, 26 seconds later, 25 minutes after the original post[^][v]#502,190
@previous (Ricky Gupta)
Please don't tell me you're gay.
Ricky Gupta replied with this 10.8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^][v]#502,192
@previous (A)
I really like you Hindu guy!!!! I've been reading your posts here and am very interested in making your acquaintance!!! Do you like nightclubs and the men that enjoy them also?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 31 minutes after the original post[^][v]#502,193
@previous (Ricky Gupta)
I am not gay. I never will be gay. I will not have sex with you.
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 10.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^][v]#502,194
I don't feel bad for you if you are gay. After looking at your picture and post, I may have felt bad for you if you were a straight guy. If you're straight, please don't tell me you are a kissless virgin. I don't want to pity you.
Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 10.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 35 minutes after the original post[^][v]#502,195
Sweety Patel, this is really horrible to say this, but if I drank alcohol with you, I may have sex with you. But if you don't want to speak Hindi and Punjabi with me, we're definitely not getting married. And no putting holes in my condom to get pregnant.
Anonymous A (OP) quadruple-posted this 10.8 years ago, 36 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#502,208
Sweety Patel, I have a punk rocker haircut now. A prominent aunty who gives pravachaans hates my haircut and threatened to shave my head off. Since I spoke to you, I have started putting tattoos on my body. I have also started masturbating to porn to show people who talk about "gay" that I am not gay. I have masturbated to ejaculation three hundred and seventy nine times. When you spoke with me, I had never masturbated to ejaculation in my entire life (though I had looked at porn).
Ricky Gupta replied with this 10.8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#502,211
@previous (A)
If you have watched the porn and see the man cum, you are enjoying gay porn!!! @OP You can get it all over you at a nightclub party!!! Please join us!!
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10.8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#502,214
@previous (Ricky Gupta)
No Ricky Gupta, I will not join a group of gay men. Ask me again when hell freezes over.
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 10.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#502,215
@502,211 (Ricky Gupta)
Dude, I definitely don't feel bad for you at all. When I saw your picture and post, I was afraid you were some loser who was a kissless virgin and desperately needed girl. Now you just sound like another annoying gay guy that's desperate to get with me. I will never go out with you or kiss you. You're not the first gay guy who has hit on me.
Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 10.8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#502,221
Sweety, why didn't we meet in Chicago in 2009?
Ricky Gupta replied with this 10.8 years ago, 17 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#502,222