Minichan

Topic: this is what a couple of real americans look like

squeegee started this discussion 10.3 years ago #41,059

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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10.3 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #545,750

Exactly!!!

squeegee (OP) replied with this 10.3 years ago, 21 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #545,751

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thanks

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 10.3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #545,752

@previous (squeegee)

Metæ joined in and replied with this 10.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #545,754

Fair enough, they got here first but they're Asian transplants from a land bridge across the Bering Strait thanks.

squeegee (OP) replied with this 10.3 years ago, 11 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #545,755

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finders keepers. unless of course someone comes along 40,000 years later and steals the land and exterminates the original inhabitants before stripping the whole place of natural resources and converting most of it into mini-malls and global warming.

Metæ replied with this 10.3 years ago, 13 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #545,759

@previous (squeegee)
The crying "Indian" was Italian. Thanks.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 10.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #545,760

@545,751 (squeegee)
now do an african transplant

Anonymous C replied with this 10.3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #545,761

@previous (E)

kook !!mCVqftDha joined in and replied with this 10.3 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #545,765

My girlfriend's grandmother was kicked out from her reservation for being such a slut. Do you know how hard it is to get kicked out? Child molestors and wife beaters are not expelled unless the problem is severe. She was that disruptive.

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Syntax joined in and replied with this 10.3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #545,768

@545,754 (Metæ)
One thing not resolved about the land bridge. No doubt that was one verified from Siberia. Problem with that is prior to that Chile and other locations on our continent were occupied Prior to the land bridge migration - Indians of California used to be a hobby so I keep looking for latest info for updates

http://www.nps.gov/bela/learn/historyculture/other-migration-theories.htm

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 10.3 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #545,771

@545,759 (Metæ)

> The crying "Indian" was Italian. Thanks.

Lol it's true he was, ol' iron eyes was a fuckin wop!

squeegee (OP) replied with this 10.3 years ago, 55 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #545,784

@545,759 (Metæ)
yeah, well, you try and get an indian to be a poster boy for yankee propaganda and then tell me dressing up an italian isn't way easier

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 10.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #545,789

"americans" as defined as residents of the Americas land mass I suppose, as they weren't considered actual citizens of the country USA itself for a long time

they consider citizenship to tribe more than an ordinary US citizen would, as countries with large populations of colonial descendents don't give a fuck about the "old country" anymore and probably have half a dozen different ethnic backgrounds so who cares

Triptych !!/xkPL9myM joined in and replied with this 10.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #545,823

@545,784 (squeegee)
> :\
first nations not indian thanks

vocalon !mYPmO7xG2. joined in and replied with this 10.3 years ago, 15 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #545,827

Nice appropriation, whitey.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 10.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #545,828

@previous (vocalon !mYPmO7xG2.)

squeegee (OP) replied with this 10.3 years ago, 3 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #545,839

@545,823 (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
uh, don't tell me what to label my people. we've been indians for generations and call ourselves indians. This first nation nonsense is just yankee PC mumbo jumbo. You might read First Nations in your yankee textbooks, but no indian calls themselves that. We're either Osage or indian, depending on if we're referring to our specific nation or we call ourselves indians if we're talking about the overall group of "native american people" to borrow an older yankee term.

Calling us First Nations gives too much credit to the Blackfoot and other fake indians

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vocalon !mYPmO7xG2. replied with this 10.3 years ago, 10 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #545,843

@previous (squeegee)
Oh boy here comes the whitesplaining.

@545,828 (L)
And there's the white guy defence force.

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squeegee (OP) replied with this 10.3 years ago, 13 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #545,848

@previous (vocalon !mYPmO7xG2.)
> Oh boy here comes the whitesplaining.

what is that supposed to mean, vocalon? I'm osage. Did you not know that? My grandmother was an original allottee which means that you can go fuck yourself, son, i own land and am recognized by the BIA as having verified tribal ancestry which makes me indian as indian can fucking be.

i have fucking relatives buried on the reservation and am entitled to a payout once the US Government if forced to pay us mineral rights forcibly held in trust (which was actually stolen by other government agancies and doesn't exist anymore, ergo, lawsuit)

it's like 100 billion dollars owed or something like that. It's guaranteed the US gov won't pay back everything they owe us but they'll have to pay out since it was their fucking treaty they forced us to sign and we're only asking they keep the promises they forced on us. i have a fucking vote in tribal affairs! I get the god damned osage newspaper delivered to me so i can keep up with what's happening on the reservation!

so what was that about whitesplaining, whiteman? go project your whiteness somewhere else. you and trip know nothing of my people's culture. or what's left of it.

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vocalon !mYPmO7xG2. replied with this 10.3 years ago, 10 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #545,851

@previous (squeegee)
Bro, it is fucking painfully obvious that you became culturally white long ago. You're not a part of that culture yet you feel entitled to appropriate it all for yourself, and then you have the nerve to talk like you have some inside understanding of it! If that's not whitesplaining, then I don't know what the fuck is.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 10.3 years ago, 10 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #545,854

@545,848 (squeegee)

> > Oh boy here comes the whitesplaining.
>
> what is that supposed to mean, vocalon? I'm osage. Did you not know that? My grandmother was an original allottee which means that you can go fuck yourself, son, i own land and am recognized by the BIA as having verified tribal ancestry which makes me indian as indian can fucking be.
>
> i have fucking relatives buried on the reservation and am entitled to a payout once the US Government if forced to pay us mineral rights forcibly held in trust (which was actually stolen by other government agancies and doesn't exist anymore, ergo, lawsuit)
>
> it's like 100 billion dollars owed or something like that. It's guaranteed the US gov won't pay back everything they owe us but they'll have to pay out since it was their fucking treaty they forced us to sign and we're only asking they keep the promises they forced on us. i have a fucking vote in tribal affairs! I get the god damned osage newspaper delivered to me so i can keep up with what's happening on the reservation!
>
> so what was that about whitesplaining, whiteman? go project your whiteness somewhere else. you and trip know nothing of my people's culture. or what's left of it.

just like fake irish people that are obsessed with the country even though they have never been there and are actually only 1/16th irish

squeegee (OP) replied with this 10.3 years ago, 55 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #545,855

@545,851 (vocalon !mYPmO7xG2.)
oh, go fuck yourself you little twat. seriously, you don't know anything about me or my family or my fucking history. you don't know where the fuck i grew up or what my family did to get where we are today. there is nothing more entitled than going around telling everyone else who they are you little cunt. you're just another pathetic suburban white with no connection to your heritage and it fucking kills you doesn't it.

i'm one generation removed from the reservation, you fuck, do you even understand what that means? of course you fucking don't.

vocalon !mYPmO7xG2. replied with this 10.3 years ago, 20 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #545,859

@545,854 (M)
Exactly! They have this really weak connection to a culture yet they think that justifies complete and utter appropriation of it! It's sickening. It's like white people have found a whole new way to colonize and destroy other cultures.

@previous (squeegee)
Whatever, dude. We both know you're a white male playing at being First Nation. Imma just leave you to it. Try not to pull this shit around actual First Nation people, or you might face some actual consequences for your cultural theft.

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU joined in and replied with this 10.3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #545,862

@previous (vocalon !mYPmO7xG2.)

Irish people are white

vocalon !mYPmO7xG2. replied with this 10.3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #545,864

@previous (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
And who is appropriating their culture? Surprise, more whites!

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU replied with this 10.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #545,865

@previous (vocalon !mYPmO7xG2.)

sjews make me lol

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10.3 years ago, 23 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #545,867

@545,848 (squeegee)

> > Oh boy here comes the whitesplaining.
>
> what is that supposed to mean, vocalon? I'm osage. Did you not know that? My grandmother was an original allottee which means that you can go fuck yourself, son, i own land and am recognized by the BIA as having verified tribal ancestry which makes me indian as indian can fucking be.
>
> i have fucking relatives buried on the reservation and am entitled to a payout once the US Government if forced to pay us mineral rights forcibly held in trust (which was actually stolen by other government agancies and doesn't exist anymore, ergo, lawsuit)
>
> it's like 100 billion dollars owed or something like that. It's guaranteed the US gov won't pay back everything they owe us but they'll have to pay out since it was their fucking treaty they forced us to sign and we're only asking they keep the promises they forced on us. i have a fucking vote in tribal affairs! I get the god damned osage newspaper delivered to me so i can keep up with what's happening on the reservation!
>
> so what was that about whitesplaining, whiteman? go project your whiteness somewhere else. you and trip know nothing of my people's culture. or what's left of it.
Fucking rekt

Anonymous L replied with this 10.3 years ago, 25 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #545,873

@545,843 (vocalon !mYPmO7xG2.)
How do you know I'm white? Because I posted a picture? Do you assume someone is male because they have jeans on?

Triptych !!/xkPL9myM replied with this 10.3 years ago, 29 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #545,878

@545,839 (squeegee)
go away i'm indian we've been indian for 6000 years >:C you're not, buttface

Syntax replied with this 10.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #545,880

@previous (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
Technical question. What were your people before 6000 years?

Triptych !!/xkPL9myM replied with this 10.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #545,881

@previous (Syntax)
most likely still indian. that's just the first recorded incident of indians being called indian (by herodotus iirc) that we have

Syntax replied with this 10.3 years ago, 19 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #545,888

@previous (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
This got me to look at wiki for origins and I am 100% sure I not once learned any of this from the two classes I took in Anthropology years ago. One class does not count cause it was years after my degree and was totally on Indians but Indians of my region.

Genetics

According to a major 2009 study published by Reich et al. using over 500,000 biallelic autosomal markers, the modern Indian population is composed of two genetically divergent and heterogeneous populations, known as Ancestral North Indians (ANI) and Ancestral South Indians (ASI). ASI corresponds to the Dravidian-speaking population of southern India, whereas ANI corresponds to the Indo-Aryan-speaking population of northern India. Research by Moorjani et al., published in 2013 shows the two groups mixed extensively in the period from around 2100 BC to 100 AD, at which point a trend towards endogamy precluded any further mixing of the populations.[

Metæ replied with this 10.3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #545,892

@545,851 (vocalon !mYPmO7xG2.)
Lolwut
> cool whitesplaning bro
> but I'm Osage tho
> but you're white on the inside
Are you telling proud PoC how to express their cultural heritage, Vocalon?

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #545,893

@previous (Metæ)
I think it is.

Triptych !!/xkPL9myM replied with this 10.3 years ago, 8 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #545,895

@545,888 (Syntax)
it's not fully agreed upon. numbers vary between 2 to 5 (iirc) distinct genetic groups with various amounts of mixing. but yeah we're pretty diverse. kinda self-evident to a point.

Syntax replied with this 10.3 years ago, 8 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #545,897

@previous (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
I am 50-50 Russian and Hungarian and its been a lifetime since I looked at where Russians or Hungarians came from.
Locally neither Russian or Hungarian restaurants exist. Love where I live but its not exactly the best re food diversity.

Topic is about Real Americans and there are multiple Indian reservations within a one hour drive. Mostly with casinos. NOT one of them offers a single food item for sale that relates to wot the Indians ate.

squeegee joined in and replied with this 10.3 years ago, 55 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #545,904

@545,859 (vocalon !mYPmO7xG2.)
dude, i visit my family in pawhuska several times a year do everything from pow-wows to sweats. shit non-osage don't have access to at all.
like i said, you have no fucking clue about me or my family or my heritage. fuck off with your projected white guilt.
not only am i formally recognized by the US Gov as a "first nation" indian (or whatever guilty whites want to call us), i'm also recognized and accepted by the tribe at fucking large despite not living on the god damned reservation.
i've stayed at the home of the former chief when i was there working at the library helping to index geneology records and organize the recorded history of the tribe.
My fucking grandmother has her picture in the Osage Cultural Museum along with all of the other original recognized Osage survivors of the american holocaust!

fuck off you little SJW twat and go cry for people that want your god damned tears

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squeegee double-posted this 10.3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #545,905

@545,878 (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
i'm osage, like i said, however reservation indians still have this habit of calling other non-osage just "indian." so fuck off with yourself and leave my culture alone. my people were obliterated and forced to move and what's left of us struggle to maintain any connection to our past that wasn't murdered out of us. let us have our broken and culture full of borrowed phrases and half remembered language. We were once called the Wah-zha-zhi, a proud Sioux people who dominated the middle plains, but i wouldn't expect you or vocalon to know anything about that.

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU replied with this 10.3 years ago, 25 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #545,910

can we go back to cats now

Syntax replied with this 10.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #545,912

@545,905 (squeegee)
So in other words your people do not own a Casino.
Mine neither. Yours at least has a seal. On occasions Seals come up on my beach.

squeegee replied with this 10.3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #545,915

@previous (Syntax)
yes we own casinos, revenue subsidizes our healthcare among other things

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The Owl !KThEOwLwbU replied with this 10.3 years ago, 26 seconds later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #545,925

thanks

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@545,921 (P)
lol'd

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Anonymous L replied with this 10.3 years ago, 40 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #545,937

@545,926 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Everyone ignores you and and add nothing. Go back to tinychan

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10.3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #545,942

@previous (L)
Stay angry, my friend.

Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 10.3 years ago, 11 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #545,947

@545,937 (L)
He contributes. You do not. Please leave.

vocalon !mYPmO7xG2. replied with this 10.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #545,960

I reblogged some screencaps of this thread on my Tumblr, and three of my followers had panic attacks over squeegee's cultural appropriation.

Yep, squeegee's appropriation is so bad that it triggers people.

@545,892 (Metæ)
If you don't realize that white privilege is about more than skin color then you're probably too wrapped up in your own white privilege to see anything clearly.

@545,904 (squeegee)
Well done! You found some people who were oppressed and misled enough to validate your appropriation! That must make it okay!

Fuck, I'm leaving this topic now. Your shit is almost giving me a panic attack.

Triptych !!/xkPL9myM replied with this 10.3 years ago, 9 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #545,967

@previous (vocalon !mYPmO7xG2.)
why would this give you a panic attack
i'm confus

Metæ replied with this 10.3 years ago, 20 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #545,976

@545,960 (vocalon !mYPmO7xG2.)
Okay, so some white people are culturally PoC and thus lack white privilege?

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU replied with this 10.3 years ago, 11 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #545,985

@previous (Metæ)

It's more about skin colour unless that skin colour is white, duh!

He's being a troll but it's funny because some sjws actually sound like this

squeegee (OP) replied with this 10.3 years ago, 15 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #545,993

@545,960 (vocalon !mYPmO7xG2.)
go to hell, you fucking punk. Everything that made my people a people was taken away from us. We had our culture obliterated and everything that made us Osage was raped and destroyed. yeah, we're basically westernized archivists desperately trying to cling to the last remnants of our shared history by writing about it in books and learning to speak a dead language based on the phonetic spellings written down by a white anthropologist, so fucking what, the white man did that to us. There's not an Osage left alive that speaks Wah-Zha-zhi the way it sounded even 80 years ago. No one that speaks it today can even understand old recording of the actual spoken language because no one can fucking remember the accent! We do Pow-Wows and sweat lodges that are basically parades and barely hold any of the cultural significance they used to. Finger weaving classes at church are what Osage culture is reduced to. Pawhuska is a fucking museum and most registered Osage don't even live there, they left during a diaspora this last half century because the US Government enforced poverty by holding all Indian assets in fucking TRUST because to gain a head right you have to literally sign away your fucking competence! The US Government has MADE it so Osage were poor, and ignorant and ISOLATED. Thankfully my dad left that insular, poor community and made something of himself. If he didn't do that he'd be living handout to fucking handout because the government forced my grandmother to sign a document that said she was basically a ward of the state and entitled only to what was given to her. And then after declaring all Osage to be to incompetent to handle their own money they allowed private WHITE companies to move in and develop the "town" and they used up most of the money earned from mineral rights building mansions and office buildings for people that had no interest in them! the US Government was who was too incompetent to hold that money in trust because they spent as much as they could to enrich private white business owners and THEN stole the rest and drained the entire trust of hundreds of billions of dollars worth of revenue from Oil taken from the land GIVEN TO US BY THE FUCKING BASTARDS WHO STOLE IT!

FUCK YOU AND EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU, you fucking child. you don't know a god damned thing about my upbringing nor my father's.

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squeegee (OP) double-posted this 10.3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #545,999

I WILL END YOU VOCALON!

Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 10.3 years ago, 9 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #546,001

It is on
@previous (squeegee)

Metæ replied with this 10.3 years ago, 6 seconds later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #546,002

@545,985 (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
Thats what gets me about SJWs — they think white people are so damn special.

Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 10.3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #546,003

Lol @squeegee, lol@ vocalon, lol @ this thread

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #546,019

@545,960 (vocalon !mYPmO7xG2.)
> Yep, squeegee's appropriation is so bad that it triggers people.
Hearing "White Christmas" on the radio is bad enough to trigger people.

vocalon !mYPmO7xG2. replied with this 10.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #546,021

@545,976 (Metæ)
No. That is not how it works... Even if a white person has somehow adopted a non-white culture, their skin colour still gives them all the benefits of white privilege.

It's like I've been saying. White privilege is a bitch.

@545,985 (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
> he's pointing out a white person's bullshit
> he must be a troll!
The white mind, everyone.

@545,993 (squeegee)
Okay, you know what? FUCK YOU. I am fucking tired of your fucking whitesplaining appropriation fucking bullshit. You think you can just enjoy thr benefits of both fucking worlds, don't you? Appropriate the parts of First Nation culture that you like by pretending to be one of them and to share their struggles ONLY TO LIVE IN YOUR FUCKING WHITE HOME AND WHITE CITY LIVING THE WHITE LIFE! YOU ARE NOT ONE OF THEM YOU WHITE ASSHOLE, STOP TRYING TO STEAL THEIR CULTURE! Why the fuck is this so hard to get???

vocalon !mYPmO7xG2. double-posted this 10.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #546,024

FUCK YOU, YOU GODDAMN WHITE-OVERPRIVILEGED PIECE OF SHIT

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10.3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #546,025

@546,021 (vocalon !mYPmO7xG2.)
So, because his father decided that living in poverty fucking sucks and went into the larger world to make a decent life for his family, he's not allowed to claim any of his own heritage?

vocalon !mYPmO7xG2. replied with this 10.3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #546,026

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Oh look, here's the white guy defense force! Gotta look out for your fellow whites, because white people are the most oppressed of all!

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #546,027

@previous (vocalon !mYPmO7xG2.)
Ad hominem.

Metæ replied with this 10.3 years ago, 17 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #546,029

@546,021 (vocalon !mYPmO7xG2.)
Wait, I'm confused. Are you saying PoC shouldnt live in white areas? That they should have separate but equal accommodations?

squeegee (OP) replied with this 10.3 years ago, 16 seconds later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #546,030

Externally hosted image@546,021 (vocalon !mYPmO7xG2.)
you know what's interesting? Eagle feathers. specifically bald eagle feathers. and talons. those are pretty interesting too. They're interesting because i'm literally entitled to them. technically i'm entitled to "up to one whole Golden or Bald eagle or equivalent parts." i can ask the US Fish and Wildlife Service to send me a Bald Eagle head. that's right! the head! or just the wings, or a pair of talons or some loose feathers. sure, it might take a couple of years, but i'm certainly entitled to it! and it's free! And you know what else? You're not. you can't even own them. you'd go to jail.

https://www.fws.gov/forms/3-200-15a.pdf

i've thought about starting to collect the feather's i'd need to make traditional ceremonial head wear, but it'll take pretty much one whole eagle and honestly there are people out there who perform in ceremonial pow-wows and need that headdress more. So probably i'm going to just apply for 10 quality loose feathers and 2 talons so that i can take them to pawhuska and weave them into a fan or something simpler like in the picture

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squeegee (OP) double-posted this 10.3 years ago, 25 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #546,035

Externally hosted image@546,024 (vocalon !mYPmO7xG2.)
what fucking part of i'm osage do you not fucking understand? if i said i was fucking hawaiian you'd maybe understand? maybe if i said i was Puerto Rican or Polynesian you get it?

i'm fucking Osage, okay? do you get it?

pictured: spooky, it's like looking in a mirror

vocalon !mYPmO7xG2. replied with this 10.3 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #546,068

Fuck it, I'm leaving. Coming back here was a mistake. Minichan used to be cool but now it's a place for white males to flaunt their white privilege.

Bye, whitebros~

Oh and Trip you should leave too. Squeegee has already tried to appropriate the name of your people and he won't stop there.

squeegee (OP) replied with this 10.3 years ago, 30 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #546,069

@previous (vocalon !mYPmO7xG2.)
said the angsty teenaged SJW with a chip on his shoulder, "and i won't be back to tell you i'm leaving for a 4th time, that's for sure," he said huffily.

edit: and don't be jealous you can't legally own bald eagle feathers, you wouldn't understand the significance of possessing them anyway

(Edited 8 minutes later.)

Anonymous T joined in and replied with this 10.3 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #546,072

Sorry, Vocalon, but you are wrong on this one. "Culture" and "cultural heritage" are much more complicated than skin color, or where a person chooses to live.

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU replied with this 10.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #546,085

@546,035 (squeegee)

Hey squeegee is there still an Osage religion and if so do you do it

Anonymous T replied with this 10.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #546,086

@previous (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
They worship taxidermy.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #546,096

@previous (T)

squeegee joined in and replied with this 10.3 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #546,148

@546,085 (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
yes, but most are catholic. long history of catholicism with the osage. my brotger knows a lot more about it than me, but there's also a branch of old school osage spiritualism mixed with christianity kinda and they are the ones who host sweat lodges and make peyote tea. any osage may participate, by the way, but there's a spiritual type belief system in place surrounding the use which i don't follow or know much about. i'll ask my brother details.

all i can attest to is that sweat lodges fucking suuuuuuuck. your body gets so stressed it fucking feels like you're dying

Anonymous I replied with this 10.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #546,194

@546,021 (vocalon !mYPmO7xG2.)
you use too many buzz phrases that make it sound like you attended some class or something

just talk normal to be more persuasive

@546,068 (vocalon !mYPmO7xG2.)
oh god are you doing a bit, like a South Park parody of something

all cultures change, and all but the most hidden and tiny have been absorbed into the blob of modernity

(Edited 3 minutes later.)

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10.3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #546,196

Squeegee is right. First Nations people call themselves Indians. My girlfriend grew up on a reservation.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

kook !!mCVqftDha double-posted this 10.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #546,197

@546,068 (vocalon !mYPmO7xG2.)
You are a white male.

Triptych !!/xkPL9myM replied with this 10.3 years ago, 11 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #546,338

@546,196 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
:|

@546,148 (squeegee)
if you learn more about it do post

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10.3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #546,339

@546,030 (squeegee)
Also please post a picture of your fan or whatever you choose when you make it.

(Edited 14 seconds later.)

Anonymous V joined in and replied with this 10.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #546,358

So, squeegee is technically a nigger?

Anonymous W joined in and replied with this 9.7 years ago, 6 months later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #616,791

small pox blankets for christmas oooooh yeah

Anonymous X joined in and replied with this 9.7 years ago, 28 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #616,795

@previous (W)
> small pox blankets for christmas oooooh yeah
Squeegee's probably been vaccinated, and he's kind of cool. We should keep him around. I thought he was a cat at first, but it looks like he's not. I'm still okay with that.

@545,881 (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
> that's just the first recorded incident of indians being called indian (by herodotus iirc) that we have
Herodotus was writing maybe 2500 years ago? (400s BCE?) Not 6000 years ago. I don't know what the peoples on the Indian subcontinent called themselves, but there should have been river-dwellers and flood agriculture and all kinds of fun shit going on. I sure wish they had wrote some more stuff down in the process or left cool monuments or something.

Anonymous Z-1 joined in and replied with this 9.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #616,806

@545,768 (Syntax)
Is the land bridge a 15 minute drive from you?

Anonymous V replied with this 9.7 years ago, 39 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #616,807

And that's why no one likes vocalon

(Edited 27 seconds later.)

kook !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 9.7 years ago, 34 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #616,814

@previous (V)
Yeah that's not the only reason

Anonymous L replied with this 9.7 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #616,846

Did vocalon ever apologize for this?

WSD !m2cp3rR5zw joined in and replied with this 9.7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #616,847

Put down the mouth wash, please. Thanks.

kook !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 9.7 years ago, 4 hours later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #616,896

@616,846 (L)
No he never did

kook !!Phkn/3Gic double-posted this 9.7 years ago, 19 seconds later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #616,897

@616,847 (WSD !m2cp3rR5zw)
What?

Anonymous L replied with this 9.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #616,926

@616,896 (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
What a slime ball. Kind of a stereotypical SJW, makes an ass of xirself than vanishes or does some mantal gymnastics to justify zir's behavour

kook !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 9.7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #616,930

@previous (L)
Exactly. It makes me sick.

Anonymous I replied with this 9.7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #616,933

so is this vocalon character some kind of performance art satire or what

Anonymous I double-posted this 9.7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #616,936

does anyone know the name of the person who invented the term "first nations" and when, and if it came into more official use at a date later than the time of invention?

Anonymous L replied with this 9.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #616,938

@616,933 (I)
So I read the thread again and honestlly I think vocalon was trolling

kook !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 9.7 years ago, 21 seconds later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #616,939

@616,933 (I)
No he is an sjw trans "lesbian"

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 9.7 years ago, 42 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #616,953

@616,926 (L)
> What a slime ball. Kind of a stereotypical SJW, makes an ass of himself than vanishes or does some mental gymnastics to justify his behaviour
fix'd your typos

Canti joined in and replied with this 9.7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #616,956

this makes me interested in how our other, recently returning ponyfag ended up

vocalon !mYPmO7xG2. replied with this 9.7 years ago, 39 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #616,977

Since this has been dredged back up, I thought I should take a moment to thank a few of you for joining me...

(Edited 1 minute later.)

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx double-posted this 9.7 years ago, 50 seconds later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #616,978

...On my ruse cruise.

kook !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 9.7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #616,979

@616,977 (vocalon !mYPmO7xG2.)
@previous (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 9.7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #616,981

@previous (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
Hey, do you still think it might really be Vocalon? You seemed pretty sure of yourself in that other thread.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 9.7 years ago, 15 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #616,989

@616,979 (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
DIE JPEG DIE

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 9.7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #616,993

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
I was going to comment on how I couldn't see any difference, but flipping between the two and looking closely, there's actually blurry shit in the jpeg version.

kook !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 9.7 years ago, 15 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #617,003

@616,981 (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
I'm still sure. He can have the mods confirm

kook !!Phkn/3Gic double-posted this 9.7 years ago, 38 seconds later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #617,004

@616,989 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Sorry love

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 9.7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #617,010

@617,003 (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
He hasn't been around for a while, so getting his consent might be hard.

kook !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 9.7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #617,015

@previous (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
OK honey

Green joined in and replied with this 9.7 years ago, 13 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #617,030

@617,010 (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
So you were Vocalon in this thread all along?

kook !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 9.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #617,032

@previous (Green)
If he was, he can have a mod confirm

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 9.7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #617,040

@previous (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
Do you actually not believe me?

Look at
@616,977 (vocalon !mYPmO7xG2.)
@616,978 (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
See how I have the same tripcode, and then it says I double-posted?

Unless... Your are feigning ignorance for some sort of revenge ruse cruise...

Green replied with this 9.7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #617,044

@617,032 (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
Agree.

kook !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 9.7 years ago, 52 seconds later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #617,045

@617,040 (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
If you're the racist asshole, then have a mod confirm it.

(Edited 10 seconds later.)

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 9.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #617,048

@previous (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
I don't need to, because it's really obvious it was me. as I just explained. And it was also obviously an idiotic strawman, which a some people picked up on.

Green replied with this 9.7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #617,058

@previous (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
I feel bad for Vocalon now.

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 9.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #617,060

@previous (Green)
He did come here later to state it wasn't him, but I guess not everybody noticed.

kook !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 9.7 years ago, 35 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #617,072

@617,048 (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
Wow. You hate Native Americans. That's really sad.

kook !!Phkn/3Gic double-posted this 9.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #617,073

Mods is Killer lettuce the race baiting douchebag from the beginning of this thread?

Anonymous V replied with this 9.7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #617,074

@617,072 (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
Squeegee is technically a nigger, Killer Lettuce/RWBY Rhubarb is technically an asshole, and vocalon is technically a pretty cool guy

squeegee joined in and replied with this 9.7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #617,075

@previous (V)
lol

squeegee double-posted this 9.7 years ago, 50 seconds later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #617,076

this thread really was a great success

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 9.7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #617,077

@617,072 (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
The Vocalon strawman, in fact, liked native Americans. In a twisted sort of way.

@617,073 (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
I don't know how you aren't getting this. I really don't.

Triptych !!/xkPL9myM replied with this 9.7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #617,079

@616,978 (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
lol well done

kook !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 9.7 years ago, 54 seconds later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #617,080

@617,077 (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
Yeah no, you're a racist

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 9.7 years ago, 12 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #617,082

@previous (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
Okay, kook. I'm a racist. Everything I said in this thread was serious and not at all a strawman.

@617,079 (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
thanks

@617,076 (squeegee)
agree

kook !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 9.7 years ago, 54 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #617,093

@previous (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
Yeah it's okay to be racist when its a straw man. Got it.

kook !!Phkn/3Gic double-posted this 9.7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #617,097

This thread has actually made it known that vocalon is a much better person than killer lettuce which is shocking to me.
So good on you, Voc. Im glad that you're not a racist piece of shit.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 9.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #617,112

@617,040 (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
No! This is like the greatest internet brawl I've ever experienced! Don't take that away from me!

Syntax replied with this 9.7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #617,116

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
One that even starts out with a different cat image each time I look at it.
becky needs to add purr sounds that change with each view. Or a can of cat food that opens up sound wise when kook and RWBY get into this cat fight.

kook !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 9.7 years ago, 50 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #617,119

@617,112 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
If this is true, KL is dead to me.

Syntax replied with this 9.7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #617,121

@previous (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
You do not fool anyone in this thread.

kook !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 9.7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #617,122

@previous (Syntax)
whatever do you mean?

Syntax replied with this 9.7 years ago, 33 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #617,127

@previous (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
You love KL and no amount of tom foolery is going to fool anyone

kook !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 9.7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #617,129

@previous (Syntax)
I'm being 100% serious here. He's a ghost now

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 9.7 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #617,156

@617,093 (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
@617,097 (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
And this is coming from the person who wanted to troll people IRL by playing an obnoxious gamer girl character (or whatever it was).

But I guess trolling isn't okay when you get caught by it, huh?

@617,112 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
I'm sorry, but it was too tempting seeing kook and a few others still thinking that this was actually Vocalon.

Anonymous V replied with this 9.7 years ago, 31 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #617,161

@previous (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
You would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those pesky kids

gruppi joined in and replied with this 9.7 years ago, 33 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #617,163

loool

Anonymous L replied with this 9.7 years ago, 21 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #617,165

Trolled by Killer Lettuce. What a new low

kook !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 9.7 years ago, 7 hours later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #617,214

@617,156 (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
It's an online reality game. You were racist and put the blame on someone who is already hated.
After this reply, you are a ghost.

gruppi replied with this 9.7 years ago, 14 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #617,220

@previous (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)

Clam down

kook !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 9.7 years ago, 37 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #617,226

@previous (gruppi)
Make me

Syntax replied with this 9.7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #617,230

@617,214 (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
You just hit KL below the belt.
Now you're talking to ghosts - considering its almost Halloween - I suppose it makes some kind of sense.

gruppi replied with this 9.7 years ago, 40 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #617,258

@617,226 (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
c l a m

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 9.7 years ago, 32 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #617,267

@617,214 (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
> Enjoys character trolling enough to take it into IRL
> Gets mad and cries foul when it happens to you
topkek

And yes, please don't bother replying. It's obvious that you really can't take what you like to dish out yourself, and there's no need for you to drag this out with your goalpost moving. Thanks.

kook !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 9.7 years ago, 10 seconds later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #617,268

@617,258 (gruppi)
Oyster

tteh !GETFUCKED joined in and replied with this 5.2 years ago, 4.5 years later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,894

I thoroughly enjoyed this thread.

Anonymous Z-8 joined in and replied with this 5.2 years ago, 22 minutes later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,896

@previous (tteh !GETFUCKED)
you would

Anonymous Z-8 double-posted this 5.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,898

Externally hosted imageTwo Real Americans

jodi !ariasXXmaE joined in and replied with this 5.2 years ago, 31 minutes later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,907

@617,267 (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
omg this was so mean

Anonymous Z-8 replied with this 5.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,910

@1,108,898 (Z-8)
Barry and Michael

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 5.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 5.1 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,933

@1,108,907 (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
Well, I'm not sure that was the worst thing I said ITT. ?
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