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Topic: Blood oaths

Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #36,551

I have taken 3 blood oaths:

1) I am a straight guy and have heard a lot of people mention the word 'gay' around me. I took a blood oath that I would never be gay and never befriend gays for the rest of my life.

2) I am a registered Democrat and have heard a lot people mention the word 'Republican' around me. I took a blood oath that I would never vote for the Republican Party for the rest of my life.

3) I am a Hindu. I have heard people around me mention people of different religions around me like 'Christian', 'Sikh', 'Jewish', and 'Muslim'. I took a blood oath that I would be Hindu for the rest of my life.

For each blood oath, I took a knife and cut a finger until blood appeared. I then recited a Hindu prayer in front of pictures of Hindu deities. I then stated the blood oath in Hindi and then applied tikka to the deities with the blood on my finger.

(Tikka is usually done by putting a red powder on one's finger and then applying the red powder on the forehead of the deity; however, in the cases above, I used the red blood on my hand instead.)

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 hours later[^] [v] #497,702

Okay.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 10 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #497,887

I just took my fourth blood oath. I have heard a lot of middle aged and old white women yapping around me. When I spoke about marrying an Indian girl on a traditional Hindu marriage site, people seemed to get uncomfortable. I have heard people mention being old and white (which I am not) or doing old and white (which I don't have to do).

I took a blood oath that I would never marry a middle aged white woman or an old white woman in my entire life.

For this blood oath, I took a knife and cut the ring finger on my right hand till blood appeared. I then recited a Hindu prayer 5 times in front of pictures of the Hindu deities Durga Matha and Sri Satyanarayana. I then stated the blood oath in Hindi and then applied my bloody ring finger to the foreheads of Durga Matha and Sri Satyanarayana.

Metæ joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #497,889

@previous (A)
What if you marry a young white woman, and then she becomes old or middle aged?

squeegee joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #497,890

i wiped a booger on the pews in the vestibule of my church when i was a kid once. i didn't recite a prayer or nothing though.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #498,042

@497,887 (A)
nice you know what's up don't show white women no love
Pz keep it 300 keep it Veda

swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #498,043

What happens when you break a blood oath?

Anonymous E replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #498,045

@previous (swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/)
shiva destroys him

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 32 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #498,062

@498,042 (E)
I can beat 300. It can beat 300. I am more interested in the Mahabharata and Ramayana than Vedas. It is more interested in the Mahabharata and Ramayan than Vedas. As for not showing white women no love, I will be honest, every girl I have kissed or had sex with was white. Every girl it has kissed or had sex with was white. I have not gotten to first base with an Indian or Indian-American girl. I have gone on one date with an Indian-American girl I met in a bar. It has gone one one date with an Indian-American girl it met in a bar. I was asked out to prom by a Chinese-American girl in high school. It was asked out by a Chinese-American girl in high school. I spoke with one black Haitian girl on the online Tindr hookup app. It spoke with one black Haitian girl on the online Tindr hookup app.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #498,064

I made a blood oath with a friend once, and I got AIDS because of it

Syntax joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #498,066

Blood oaths

One can take a ride on the red river valley just a few days a month

Anonymous E replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #498,068

@498,062 (A)
are you a robot

Metæ replied with this 10 years ago, 34 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #498,083

@498,062 (A)
> I can beat 300. It can beat 300.
But can it beat the Chrysler 300?

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #498,087

@498,066 (Syntax)
> creepy old fuck

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 27 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #498,103

I am not a creepy old fuck. @498,083 (Metæ)

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 10 years ago, 27 seconds later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #498,104

@498,083 (Metæ)
Yes, it can beat 300 and the Chrysler 300.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 5 months ago, 10 years later, 10 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,332,210

Interesting.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 5 months ago, 8 hours later, 10 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,332,244

Wonder if he recanted any of his blood oaths.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 5 months ago, 1 hour later, 10 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,332,251

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
A very human thing to do, we do it all the time. "Just kidding God about the quitting drinking thing" or starting gym memberships and diets in January.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Oath Adjudicator Man !ZmFBQPbWlo joined in and replied with this 5 months ago, 17 minutes later, 10 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,332,254

@1,332,244 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

> I took a blood oath that I would never be gay and never befriend gays for the rest of my life.

My verdict: OATH MAINTAINED

> I took a blood oath that I would never vote for the Republican Party for the rest of my life.

My verdict: OATH BROKEN

> I took a blood oath that I would be Hindu for the rest of my life.

My verdict: OATH MAINTAINED

> I took a blood oath that I would never marry a middle aged white woman or an old white woman in my entire life.

My verdict: OATH MAINTAINED

(Edited 58 seconds later.)

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