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Topic: Blood oaths

Anonymous A started this discussion #36,551

I have taken 3 blood oaths:

1) I am a straight guy and have heard a lot of people mention the word 'gay' around me. I took a blood oath that I would never be gay and never befriend gays for the rest of my life.

2) I am a registered Democrat and have heard a lot people mention the word 'Republican' around me. I took a blood oath that I would never vote for the Republican Party for the rest of my life.

3) I am a Hindu. I have heard people around me mention people of different religions around me like 'Christian', 'Sikh', 'Jewish', and 'Muslim'. I took a blood oath that I would be Hindu for the rest of my life.

For each blood oath, I took a knife and cut a finger until blood appeared. I then recited a Hindu prayer in front of pictures of Hindu deities. I then stated the blood oath in Hindi and then applied tikka to the deities with the blood on my finger.

(Tikka is usually done by putting a red powder on one's finger and then applying the red powder on the forehead of the deity; however, in the cases above, I used the red blood on my hand instead.)

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this , 3 hours later[^] [v] #497,702

Okay.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this , 10 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #497,887

I just took my fourth blood oath. I have heard a lot of middle aged and old white women yapping around me. When I spoke about marrying an Indian girl on a traditional Hindu marriage site, people seemed to get uncomfortable. I have heard people mention being old and white (which I am not) or doing old and white (which I don't have to do).

I took a blood oath that I would never marry a middle aged white woman or an old white woman in my entire life.

For this blood oath, I took a knife and cut the ring finger on my right hand till blood appeared. I then recited a Hindu prayer 5 times in front of pictures of the Hindu deities Durga Matha and Sri Satyanarayana. I then stated the blood oath in Hindi and then applied my bloody ring finger to the foreheads of Durga Matha and Sri Satyanarayana.

Metæ joined in and replied with this , 3 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #497,889

@previous (A)
What if you marry a young white woman, and then she becomes old or middle aged?

squeegee joined in and replied with this , 2 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #497,890

i wiped a booger on the pews in the vestibule of my church when i was a kid once. i didn't recite a prayer or nothing though.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this , 3 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #498,042

@497,887 (A)
nice you know what's up don't show white women no love
Pz keep it 300 keep it Veda

swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ joined in and replied with this , 3 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #498,043

What happens when you break a blood oath?

Anonymous E replied with this , 3 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #498,045

@previous (swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/)
shiva destroys him

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this , 32 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #498,062

@498,042 (E)
I can beat 300. It can beat 300. I am more interested in the Mahabharata and Ramayana than Vedas. It is more interested in the Mahabharata and Ramayan than Vedas. As for not showing white women no love, I will be honest, every girl I have kissed or had sex with was white. Every girl it has kissed or had sex with was white. I have not gotten to first base with an Indian or Indian-American girl. I have gone on one date with an Indian-American girl I met in a bar. It has gone one one date with an Indian-American girl it met in a bar. I was asked out to prom by a Chinese-American girl in high school. It was asked out by a Chinese-American girl in high school. I spoke with one black Haitian girl on the online Tindr hookup app. It spoke with one black Haitian girl on the online Tindr hookup app.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this , 9 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #498,064

I made a blood oath with a friend once, and I got AIDS because of it

Syntax joined in and replied with this , 4 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #498,066

Blood oaths

One can take a ride on the red river valley just a few days a month

Anonymous E replied with this , 4 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #498,068

@498,062 (A)
are you a robot

Metæ replied with this , 34 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #498,083

@498,062 (A)
> I can beat 300. It can beat 300.
But can it beat the Chrysler 300?

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this , 7 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #498,087

@498,066 (Syntax)
> creepy old fuck

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this , 27 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #498,103

I am not a creepy old fuck. @498,083 (Metæ)

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this , 27 seconds later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #498,104

@498,083 (Metæ)
Yes, it can beat 300 and the Chrysler 300.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this , 10 years later, 10 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,332,210

Interesting.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this , 8 hours later, 10 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,332,244

Wonder if he recanted any of his blood oaths.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this , 1 hour later, 10 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,332,251

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
A very human thing to do, we do it all the time. "Just kidding God about the quitting drinking thing" or starting gym memberships and diets in January.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Oath Adjudicator Man !ZmFBQPbWlo joined in and replied with this , 17 minutes later, 10 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,332,254

@1,332,244 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

> I took a blood oath that I would never be gay and never befriend gays for the rest of my life.

My verdict: OATH MAINTAINED

> I took a blood oath that I would never vote for the Republican Party for the rest of my life.

My verdict: OATH BROKEN

> I took a blood oath that I would be Hindu for the rest of my life.

My verdict: OATH MAINTAINED

> I took a blood oath that I would never marry a middle aged white woman or an old white woman in my entire life.

My verdict: OATH MAINTAINED

(Edited 58 seconds later.)

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