Topic: List of sexual stuff I have done
Anonymous A started this discussion 10.8 years ago #36,550
I'm a straight guy and have done the following:
I had a girlfriend when I was 12 years old
I kissed her on the lips when I was 12 years old
I kissed her with tongue when I was 12 years old
I touched her breasts when I was 13 years old
I touched her vaginal hair when I was 13 years old
She groped my penis when I was 13 years old
I hooked up with a girl and had sex with this girl without a condom
I had sex with a girl on the first date
I fucked a girl up the ass
I drank alcohol
I puked twice after drinking too much alcohol
I smoked a cigarette
I have had 2 female sexual partners
I have had sex 5 times with 2 female sexual partners
I have gone on a date with a girl I met on the internet
I have gone on a date with an Indian-American girl I met in a bar
I have gone to strip clubs and gotten lap dances from female strippers
I have never had sex with a prostitute or hooker
I haven't told many people about these things, but on at least 3 occasions, I have heard people mention virgin around me. On other occasions, I have heard the word gay mentioned. My mom grew up in India and came from a conservative Hindu culture, so I haven't told many people about my sexual activity. My mom and dad have become more liberal over time, so I did tell them about the sexual stuff I had done. But I haven't told as much to my little sister, cousins, relatives, or friends, and I haven't told Indian or white people at the parties or social, political, or religious gatherings I have gone to. Should I just blurt out that I have already lost my virginity to a girl and that I'm not gay? To be honest, I didn't think my sexual activity was anyone else's business, but I'm a guy and I don't want people to think I'm gay or a virgin, especially when I'm neither gay or a virgin.
I had a girlfriend when I was 12 years old
I kissed her on the lips when I was 12 years old
I kissed her with tongue when I was 12 years old
I touched her breasts when I was 13 years old
I touched her vaginal hair when I was 13 years old
She groped my penis when I was 13 years old
I hooked up with a girl and had sex with this girl without a condom
I had sex with a girl on the first date
I fucked a girl up the ass
I drank alcohol
I puked twice after drinking too much alcohol
I smoked a cigarette
I have had 2 female sexual partners
I have had sex 5 times with 2 female sexual partners
I have gone on a date with a girl I met on the internet
I have gone on a date with an Indian-American girl I met in a bar
I have gone to strip clubs and gotten lap dances from female strippers
I have never had sex with a prostitute or hooker
I haven't told many people about these things, but on at least 3 occasions, I have heard people mention virgin around me. On other occasions, I have heard the word gay mentioned. My mom grew up in India and came from a conservative Hindu culture, so I haven't told many people about my sexual activity. My mom and dad have become more liberal over time, so I did tell them about the sexual stuff I had done. But I haven't told as much to my little sister, cousins, relatives, or friends, and I haven't told Indian or white people at the parties or social, political, or religious gatherings I have gone to. Should I just blurt out that I have already lost my virginity to a girl and that I'm not gay? To be honest, I didn't think my sexual activity was anyone else's business, but I'm a guy and I don't want people to think I'm gay or a virgin, especially when I'm neither gay or a virgin.
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 10.8 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #497,652
As an addendum to the list above, I have spoken to a bunch of girls on a traditional Hindu marriage site. Should I tell the girls I meet on traditional Hindu marriage sites that I have hooked up and had sex already? Will this make me look cool or make me look bad?
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #497,653
noone cars
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10.8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #497,655
As an addendum, I have heard many people around me mention Republican when I voted for Democrats in the last election. I have never voted for a Republican Presidential Candidate and voted for Barack Obama in 2012.
Syntax joined in and replied with this 10.8 years ago, 13 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #497,657
@previous (A)
> As an addendum, I have heard many people around me mention Republican when I voted for Democrats in the last election. I have never voted for a Republican Presidential Candidate and voted for Barack Obama in 2012.
er wot the fuck does politics have to do with you being straight?
Nor do I think touching Pussy hair counts as much. All it tells ya is that you are about to make a touch down n best get down b4 she changes her mind
> As an addendum, I have heard many people around me mention Republican when I voted for Democrats in the last election. I have never voted for a Republican Presidential Candidate and voted for Barack Obama in 2012.
er wot the fuck does politics have to do with you being straight?
Nor do I think touching Pussy hair counts as much. All it tells ya is that you are about to make a touch down n best get down b4 she changes her mind
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 10.8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #497,659
Not going to lie, I was expecting a blank post.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10.8 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #497,698
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
When I had sex the second time, the girl I was fucking told me not to hurt her because I was fucking her that hard. My pelvic thrusts must have been blasting her vagina.
When I had sex the second time, the girl I was fucking told me not to hurt her because I was fucking her that hard. My pelvic thrusts must have been blasting her vagina.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 10.8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #497,703
Okay.
beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao joined in and replied with this 10.8 years ago, 14 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #497,706
WTF?
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 10.8 years ago, 11 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #497,715
Dude...what?
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 10.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #497,719
@497,706 (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
OP starts by assuring us that he is a male heterosexual. He then proceeds to list his sexual activities, and concludes with some rambling about how he's a Hindu and wants to tell people about his sex life or something. Honestly, I didn't read that part, but that seems to be the gist of it.
You're welcome.
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
OP starts by assuring us that he is a male heterosexual. He then proceeds to list his sexual activities, and concludes with some rambling about how he's a Hindu and wants to tell people about his sex life or something. Honestly, I didn't read that part, but that seems to be the gist of it.
You're welcome.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10.8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #497,727
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Why are you called Killer Lettuce? Are you a violent vegetarian or a violent vegan? The reason I mention that I am straight is because lots of random people have said "gay" around me. I have masturbated to ejaculation while watching heterosexual pornography over 340 times. I have received over 20 lap dances from female strippers. I have received lap dances from black, Asian, Latina, and white strippers. I have received lap dances from strippers with blonde hair, black hair, brown hair, and red hair.
Why are you called Killer Lettuce? Are you a violent vegetarian or a violent vegan? The reason I mention that I am straight is because lots of random people have said "gay" around me. I have masturbated to ejaculation while watching heterosexual pornography over 340 times. I have received over 20 lap dances from female strippers. I have received lap dances from black, Asian, Latina, and white strippers. I have received lap dances from strippers with blonde hair, black hair, brown hair, and red hair.
Anonymous E replied with this 10.8 years ago, 57 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #497,728
Do you keep a log of your masturbation?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #497,730
@previous (E)
I do. I once masturbated to ejaculation while looking at heterosexual porn 5 times in 1 day.
I do. I once masturbated to ejaculation while looking at heterosexual porn 5 times in 1 day.
Anonymous E replied with this 10.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #497,732
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10.8 years ago, 12 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #497,733
@497,719 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
So, I met some girl on a traditional Hindu marriage site, and I and my dad met her. As she was walking around in her apartment in Texas, she mentioned "virgin". When I met her, I had already lost my virginity 3 years before.
So, I met some girl on a traditional Hindu marriage site, and I and my dad met her. As she was walking around in her apartment in Texas, she mentioned "virgin". When I met her, I had already lost my virginity 3 years before.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 10.8 years ago, 2 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #497,734
@497,727 (A)
Are you sure that this fixation with being perceived as straight isn't due to repressed homosexual urges? Maybe you should make that next stripper a male one (any race and hair colour will do), you might like it!
Are you sure that this fixation with being perceived as straight isn't due to repressed homosexual urges? Maybe you should make that next stripper a male one (any race and hair colour will do), you might like it!
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10.8 years ago, 48 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #497,737
@497,733 (A)
I started masturbating to ejaculation after I met her. I started strip clubbing after I met her. Frownie, frownie.
I started masturbating to ejaculation after I met her. I started strip clubbing after I met her. Frownie, frownie.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 10.8 years ago, 40 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #497,740
@497,733 (A)
You should have told her this, and provided her with records of your sexual activities. That would've done the trick.
You should have told her this, and provided her with records of your sexual activities. That would've done the trick.
Anonymous E replied with this 10.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #497,742
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10.8 years ago, 14 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #497,744
@497,740 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
I was trying to do things the traditional Hindu way. This girl was fat and overweight. Then she told me to gain weight. What the fuck was I supposed to say? After things didn't work out between us, I started masturbating to ejaculation and started visiting strip clubs.
I was trying to do things the traditional Hindu way. This girl was fat and overweight. Then she told me to gain weight. What the fuck was I supposed to say? After things didn't work out between us, I started masturbating to ejaculation and started visiting strip clubs.
Anonymous F replied with this 10.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #497,748
@497,734 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Yes, and he should make his pelvic thrusts blast their anuses.
Yes, and he should make his pelvic thrusts blast their anuses.
Anonymous E replied with this 10.8 years ago, 1 second later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #497,749
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 10.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #497,754
@497,748 (F)
How many times should he do this? Should he masturbate to these acts afterwards? Should he mention the word "gay" around others?
@497,748 (F)
Okay. This seems like a reasonable chain of events.
How many times should he do this? Should he masturbate to these acts afterwards? Should he mention the word "gay" around others?
@497,748 (F)
Okay. This seems like a reasonable chain of events.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10.8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #497,761
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
I'm not sure if you will believe this, but I actually didn't believe in premarital sex when I was younger. I actually wanted to be a virgin when I got married. @previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
I'm not sure if you will believe this, but I actually didn't believe in premarital sex when I was younger. I actually wanted to be a virgin when I got married. @previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Anonymous E replied with this 10.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #497,763
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #497,764
@previous (E)
I told a "friend" at the beginning of my freshman year of high school that I didn't believe in premarital sex. I later told a roommate at a running camp in Vermont that I didn't believe in premarital sex.
I told a "friend" at the beginning of my freshman year of high school that I didn't believe in premarital sex. I later told a roommate at a running camp in Vermont that I didn't believe in premarital sex.
Anonymous F replied with this 10.8 years ago, 31 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #497,765
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 10.8 years ago, 16 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #497,766
@497,761 (A)
I believe you, buddy!
Don't worry though, it's for the best. This way, you'll have more experience when you do get a wife.
I believe you, buddy!
Don't worry though, it's for the best. This way, you'll have more experience when you do get a wife.
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #497,770
Okay, I told a friend at the beginning of my freshman year of high school that I didn't believe in premarital sex. I later told a roommate at a running camp in Vermont that I didn't believe in premarital sex.
I wasn't sure if I should have sex with the girlfriend I had when I was 12 and 13, so I dumped her. She really wanted me, so we got back together. But I dumped her again. She was white and Jewish and I was Indian-American and Hindu. I didn't know if dating was allowed within Hindu culture and wasn't sure if dating someone who wasn't Indian or Hindu was permissible. I actually wanted to talk to her before she went to college to explain why I dumped her. It wasn't her fault. Anyway, now she is married and has a kid.
I wasn't sure if I should have sex with the girlfriend I had when I was 12 and 13, so I dumped her. She really wanted me, so we got back together. But I dumped her again. She was white and Jewish and I was Indian-American and Hindu. I didn't know if dating was allowed within Hindu culture and wasn't sure if dating someone who wasn't Indian or Hindu was permissible. I actually wanted to talk to her before she went to college to explain why I dumped her. It wasn't her fault. Anyway, now she is married and has a kid.
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wat
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10.8 years ago, 4 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #497,886
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10.8 years ago, 31 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #498,059
Non-gay non-virgin. It's official. I have had 2 female sexual partners. I have never had sex with a guy. If you're waiting for me to "come out of the closet," you will be waiting for the rest of my life. I am not gay and have never hooked up with a guy and never will.
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 10.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #498,060
I am a straight non-virgin Democratic Hindu Indian-American.
Syntax replied with this 10.8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #498,063
@previous (A)Ah and now I and many others here no exactly who u b.
Thanks for clearing all that up.
Actually my next door neigbors which are many many many but mostly on Sunday's end up as one branch of Hindu's including White Bread Hindu's aka Self Realization Fellowship with lots of pan sized cook worthy Koi. Nor do you resemble any Hindu I have met but hey on net you can even pretend to change the oil in a Yaris for a Hindu as often as possible
Anonymous K replied with this 10.8 years ago, 17 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #498,069
squeegee joined in and replied with this 10.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #498,071
op is a gay virgin
kook !!32zdfdzi+ joined in and replied with this 10.8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #498,072
Why do you want us to know this?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10.8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #498,074
@498,071 (squeegee)
OP is a non-gay non-virgin. Are you bitter by the fact that I have had sex and you didn't? Are you bitter by the fact that you are gay and I am straight?
OP is a non-gay non-virgin. Are you bitter by the fact that I have had sex and you didn't? Are you bitter by the fact that you are gay and I am straight?
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 10.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #498,075
@498,071 (squeegee)
Are you a kissless gay virgin that hasn't come out of the closet yet? Are you jealous that I already lost my virginity? Or are you delusional and bitter?
Are you a kissless gay virgin that hasn't come out of the closet yet? Are you jealous that I already lost my virginity? Or are you delusional and bitter?
Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 10.8 years ago, 55 seconds later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #498,076
@498,074 (A)
I am a non-virgin straight guy. I have used 4 condoms. My penis has entered a girl's vagina and a girl's ass (not a guy's ass faggot).
I am a non-virgin straight guy. I have used 4 condoms. My penis has entered a girl's vagina and a girl's ass (not a guy's ass faggot).
Anonymous A (OP) quadruple-posted this 10.8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #498,079
@previous (A)
I am always a straight guy. I am always a non-gay guy. It is always a straight guy. It is always a non-gay guy
I am always a straight guy. I am always a non-gay guy. It is always a straight guy. It is always a non-gay guy
Metæ joined in and replied with this 10.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #498,080
@498,076 (A)
But by entering a girl's ass, aren't you just expressing your subconscious desire to enter a guy's ass while voting Republican?
But by entering a girl's ass, aren't you just expressing your subconscious desire to enter a guy's ass while voting Republican?
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10.8 years ago, 29 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #498,094
@previous (Metæ)
Not really. By entering a girl's ass, my penis was in heterosexual heaven. Who, by the way, is the model for a gay Republican? Ken Mehlman?
Why would a gay want to be Republican anyway? The Log Cabin Republicans sound pathetic and pitiful. Their party doesn't even like them. Why don't they just vote Democrat?
Not really. By entering a girl's ass, my penis was in heterosexual heaven. Who, by the way, is the model for a gay Republican? Ken Mehlman?
Why would a gay want to be Republican anyway? The Log Cabin Republicans sound pathetic and pitiful. Their party doesn't even like them. Why don't they just vote Democrat?
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 10.8 years ago, 46 seconds later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #498,095
I am a straight non-virgin Democratic Hindu Indian-American.
beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q replied with this 10.4 years ago, 4 months later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #530,193
Bump
Green joined in and replied with this 10.4 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #530,194
What is this?
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 10.4 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #530,195
Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 10.4 years ago, 25 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #530,202
@498,095 (A)
Are you a vegetarian or vegan?
Do you drink milk?
What Hindu caste are you from?
Do you celebrate diwali?
Are you a vegetarian or vegan?
Do you drink milk?
What Hindu caste are you from?
Do you celebrate diwali?
Syntax joined in and replied with this 10.4 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #530,214
@530,193 (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
As mentioned in the thread my next door neighbor is over flowing with straight non-virgin Hindu Indian-Americans. And 2day being Sunday they will be most happy I will not be slapping meat on my grill 4 bar-b-q - On any given Sunday there are 800+ Hindu's mixing with regular people from this Hood in prayer but I am not so sure who they pray2- Could Wiki that and Actually I am supposed to really no a lot about this but if I said Y? Wood contribute to Dox.
As mentioned in the thread my next door neighbor is over flowing with straight non-virgin Hindu Indian-Americans. And 2day being Sunday they will be most happy I will not be slapping meat on my grill 4 bar-b-q - On any given Sunday there are 800+ Hindu's mixing with regular people from this Hood in prayer but I am not so sure who they pray2- Could Wiki that and Actually I am supposed to really no a lot about this but if I said Y? Wood contribute to Dox.
Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 10.4 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #530,221
@OP
> I drank alcohol
> I puked twice after drinking too much alcohol
> I smoked a cigarette
I don't think "sexual stuff" means what you think it means.
> I drank alcohol
> I puked twice after drinking too much alcohol
> I smoked a cigarette
I don't think "sexual stuff" means what you think it means.
Syntax replied with this 10.4 years ago, 48 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #530,248
@previous (R)
Actually 2 people here here on MC does such alcohol sexually (self only) and if I were to type out a 5 letter word r04r wood have a melt down
Actually 2 people here here on MC does such alcohol sexually (self only) and if I were to type out a 5 letter word r04r wood have a melt down
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r04r joined in and replied with this 10.4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #530,249
@previous (Syntax)
I have no idea what goes through your demented old excuse of a brain, but no. The only thing that annoys me is you, and I'll start banning you if you keep randomly trying to derail threads with "I would say X BUT OMG R04R"
I have no idea what goes through your demented old excuse of a brain, but no. The only thing that annoys me is you, and I'll start banning you if you keep randomly trying to derail threads with "I would say X BUT OMG R04R"
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 10.4 years ago, 51 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #530,257
@530,248 (Syntax)
Are you referencing Green?
Because that time he shoved a bottle in his ass is certainly no secret, I'm unsure why you're saying that anyone would have a "meltdown" over it being mentioned.
Are you referencing Green?
Because that time he shoved a bottle in his ass is certainly no secret, I'm unsure why you're saying that anyone would have a "meltdown" over it being mentioned.
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Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx double-posted this 10.4 years ago, 42 seconds later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #530,258
Green replied with this 10.4 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #530,259
[Redacted].
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Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 10.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #530,260
Green replied with this 10.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #530,262
@530,248 (Syntax)
I never used alcohol sexually though. I have had sex after drinking thougi Those were troubling times, and I was trying to emulate what I saw on Jackass.
I never used alcohol sexually though. I have had sex after drinking thougi Those were troubling times, and I was trying to emulate what I saw on Jackass.