| Minitwitter #44[STICKY] |
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2,039 |
6 months |
| Replacing your lover's autistic stimming routine with a productive hobby.[LOCKED] |
1 |
21 |
8 years |
| Replacing your waiter's tired shtick with fresh shtick[LOCKED] |
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13 |
8 years |
| Replacing your lover's tinydick images with images of huge penises.[LOCKED] |
3 |
16 |
8 years |
| Replacing your obese lover's gummy bears with sugar-free gummy bears.[LOCKED] |
2 |
17 |
8 years |
| squeal the lord[LOCKED] |
5 |
21 |
8 years |
| NEW PHOTO OF BECKY DISCOVERED[LOCKED] |
5 |
20 |
8 years |
| Sucking dog penis every day for a month.[LOCKED] |
1 |
21 |
8 years |
| In Russia, smart people watch TV.[LOCKED] |
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13 |
8 years |
| Young old guy[LOCKED] |
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16 |
8 years |
| My tree rivals Charlie Brown's.[LOCKED] |
1 |
18 |
8 years |
| Matt knows he comes from a prole, backwoods, hillbilly Cajun family.[LOCKED] |
16 |
20 |
8 years |
| FAO: Old McBrie[LOCKED] |
4 |
16 |
8 years |
| FAO: Country Brie[LOCKED] |
3 |
17 |
8 years |
| My journey to Citizenship.[LOCKED] |
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30 |
8 years |
| Forcing Becky's eyelids open as she is bound to a chair watching reruns of The Office (U.S.)[LOCKED] |
3 |
16 |
8 years |
| Replacing your lover's crap with fully-grown carp while medicinally inducing a useless megacolon.[LOCKED] |
3 |
13 |
8 years |
| New Year's glasses from 2000-2009 were the best New Year's glasses of all time.[LOCKED] |
3 |
18 |
8 years |
| Vote Andrew D. Basiago for U.S. President in 2020![LOCKED] |
1 |
16 |
8 years |
| Santa Claus is a ghost[LOCKED] |
1 |
18 |
8 years |
| Mad Mike Hughes Rocket Falls AGAIN! Flat Earth Report 12/16/17[LOCKED] |
3 |
30 |
8 years |
| Giving everyone walmart gift cards for christmas because you're too exhausted to shop properly[LOCKED] |
2 |
25 |
8 years |
| I just had sex with a model...[LOCKED] |
3 |
28 |
8 years |
| Is this syntax's last Christmas?[LOCKED] |
13 |
27 |
8 years |
| Abandoning your child after she presents you with a less than ideal potato for your fast food.[LOCKED] |
7 |
20 |
8 years |
| having friends who live nearby is so good[LOCKED] |
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28 |
8 years |
| Seagram's Spiked Strawberry Daiquiri is among the best alcoholic drinks to have.[LOCKED] |
6 |
16 |
8 years |
| Stfujust stfu[LOCKED] |
14 |
25 |
8 years |
| In what way is Shuffle "semi-random"?[LOCKED] |
15 |
26 |
8 years |
| An apology to all forum users.[LOCKED] |
6 |
36 |
8 years |
| Lipton® Recipe Secrets® and Soup Secrets® Recipe of the Day: LIPTON® RECIPE SECRETS®[LOCKED] |
7 |
16 |
8 years |
| Sean McGregors® Recipe Secrets® Potato Secrets® Potatoes of the Day: NACHO DIP WITH POTATOES[LOCKED] |
2 |
14 |
8 years |
| Stoic Thought of the Day (22nd December)[LOCKED] |
4 |
20 |
8 years |
| Uncle Bens® Rice Secrets® and Plastic Rice Secrets® Rice Recipe of the Day: NACHO DIP WITH RICE[LOCKED] |
1 |
16 |
8 years |
| Lipton® Recipe Secrets® and Soup Secrets® Recipe of the Day: NACHO DIP[LOCKED] |
3 |
15 |
8 years |
| Replacing your lover’s Christmas tree with a man-eating giant Venus flytrap[LOCKED] |
1 |
11 |
8 years |
| Replacing your lover's Christmas music with Alvin and the Chipmunk covers of the songs.[LOCKED] |
1 |
13 |
8 years |
| Replacing your lover’s kidney with a small beanbag while she sleeps[LOCKED] |
5 |
25 |
8 years |
| Imagine you were dating/married to a successful actress.[LOCKED] |
43 |
30 |
8 years |
| Apple slows down older phones on purpose.[LOCKED] |
12 |
29 |
8 years |
| Replacing your lover's sanity with the ramblings of a pedo pretending to be a wee English school boy[LOCKED] |
5 |
23 |
8 years |
| ALL I want for Christmas..[LOCKED] |
2 |
25 |
8 years |
| Syntax, do you believe that women are natural chefs?[LOCKED] |
5 |
21 |
8 years |
| Hi, I'm new here.[LOCKED] |
4 |
23 |
8 years |
| “I thought I heard the crows calling my name...”[LOCKED] |
7 |
20 |
8 years |
| Touch the coward.[LOCKED] |
3 |
21 |
8 years |
| FAO: Everyone (Important)[LOCKED] |
15 |
50 |
8 years |
| Sucking your girlfriend's penis and shallowing her cum every day for a year.[LOCKED] |
1 |
17 |
8 years |
| Do you think I'll be able to play Doom (2016) at a reasonable frame rate?[LOCKED] |
9 |
19 |
8 years |
| What gift are you giving your mistress for Christmas?[LOCKED] |
3 |
20 |
8 years |