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Topic: Why does today's Google Doodle have a guy holding up a big black dildo to an adoring crowd?

Anonymous A started this discussion 8 years ago #73,028

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Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 9 minutes later[^] [v] #872,180

there was a Tesla show on television -- perhaps its the anniversary of his invention of the electric dildo

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #872,181

@OPenis You colorblind bastard. That's purple, not black.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #872,182

@872,180 (Sheila LaBoof)
that doesnt look like Tesla.

Anonymous D double-posted this 8 years ago, 39 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #872,183

http://www.firstpost.com/tech/news-analysis/google-doodle-celebrates-the-180th-birthday-of-sir-william-henry-perkin-who-accidentally-invented-the-first-synthetic-dye-4385907.html

Anonymous D triple-posted this 8 years ago, 20 seconds later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #872,184

you guys know if you click the doodle it tells you what it's for right?

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 8 years ago, 44 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #872,193

ah yes the dawning of the age of petrochemicals

better living through chemistry

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #872,195

@872,184 (D)
I realize that Google has to put up fake explanations for its bizarre dildo doodles, yes.

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #872,196

I was thinking that the Google text looks liek a purple ribbon so maybe it's about the invention of rhythmic gymnastics

Anonymous D replied with this 8 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #872,197

@872,195 (A)
it's a container of synthetic dye...

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #872,200

@previous (D)
uhhh no.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #872,207

@OP
Because he invented the dildo. Google isn’t ashamed of hunanity’s erotic innovations.