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Topic: Haiku Slut

Anonymous A started this discussion 8 years ago #73,023

Seeking someone for
haiku-based relationship.
Only haiku, please.

Depressionman !iAYoMftFR2 joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 29 minutes later[^] [v] #872,136

Are you into kink?
I am into brown showers.
Would you be my slave?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #872,138

@previous (Depressionman !iAYoMftFR2)
I'm so into kink!
Make me your toilet slut slave,
I will eat your shit.

Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 47 seconds later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #872,139

@previous (A)
One thing I must ask,
Is whether you are a girl.
And how old are you?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #872,140

@previous (B)
I must admit that
I am not really a girl,
but I could be one.

Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #872,141

@previous (A)
In that that case I say,
I do not lust for penis.
I only want cunt.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #872,142

@previous (B)
I will let you know
when I get my dick cut off,
and turned to a cunt.

(Edited 28 seconds later.)

Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #872,147

@previous (A)
With all due respect,
If not born a vagina,
I don’t wish to lick.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #872,148

@previous (B)
Just shit in my mouth,
I will moan like a cute girl,
as I chew it up.

Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 37 seconds later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #872,150

@previous (A)
Now you’ve crossed the line.
Plese just leave me alone, dude.
I’m not into dudes.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #872,153

@previous (B)
You're no fun, are you?
I just want a little brown,
no fucking needed.

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #872,159

roses are red
violets are blue
covered in shit
smells like poo

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #872,163

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
Very nice effort, thanks;
but I get off on haiku,
your prose turns me off.