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Topic: I am a fucking child.

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM started this discussion 8 years ago #73,026

Jesus Christ.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #872,143

Elaborate?

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #872,149

could be worse word order to the title

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 48 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #872,152

@872,143 (B)
I have "childish" things. I like cartoons, Star Wars, Minecraft, The Sims / Dolls. Sometimes I feel like I have to be directed like a child or told not to do things. I never speak up since sometimes I feel like it's not my place to speak with adults. I feel like sometimes the only way I could learn things is if I am taught things as if I were a child. A foreign language taught as if I were a child learning English. I am fucking retarded. (Not really, since I wouldn't qualify for learning disability if I was.) Fuck me sideways. I am a pathetic child.

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 51 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #872,154

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
Oh, and I still like wrestling even though I maybe slowly outgrowing it.

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 8 years ago, 15 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #872,155

some of those things are pretty swell though, real actual important art

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #872,156

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
What is? Cartoons?

Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 1 second later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #872,157

@872,152 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
This could easily be fetishized, just saying.

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #872,161

@872,156 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
sure, lots of them, a century of them

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #872,165

@872,157 (B)
What do you mean?

Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #872,167

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ageplay
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ddlg

Depressionman !iAYoMftFR2 joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #872,173

Cathy dear, how old are you?

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 54 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #872,174

@previous (Depressionman !iAYoMftFR2)
I'm 27 and I am starting to get tired of repeating this.

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #872,176

@872,167 (B)
I'm don't get turned on by the idea of ageplay honestly.

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 8 years ago, 11 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #872,179

at some point one may detach from part of the sense of self and simply be, without being specific

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 14 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #872,185

@872,152 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
Being interested in things doesn't make you a child, but defining yourself by the things you like is pretty childish thinking.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #872,188

How old are you?

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #872,190

@previous (F)
See @872,174 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)

Anonymous F replied with this 8 years ago, 2 days later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #872,722

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)

I don't understand what you mean.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 12 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #872,853

Why are you fucking yourself?

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #872,901

I sometimes wonder if Catherine is a master troll.

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 18 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #873,101

@872,853 (G)
What?

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Yeah, if I am a troll then my trolling prowess manifests itself whenever I don’t know it like the character of BINKS from that one children’s novel.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 17 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #873,107

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
what???????

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #873,109

@previous (I)
It means if I am a troll then I don’t know I am trolling because I don’t intend on trolling.

Anonymous I replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #873,111

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
what children's novel? how is anybody supposed to get that reference?

Dainis joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 10 months later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #961,182

I think many people who learn more about DDLG will discover that they've been playing some part of it already :)

For example, me and my girlfriend naturally played some scenes - she was acting princessy, bratty or purring like kitten :)

Now when I know the name, we can bring this play so much further!

This is a great introduction!

Here's another great guide for people looking to learn more - https://sexualalpha.com/ddlg/

It covers everything from scene ideas, outfits to rules, punishments and names :)

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #961,191

Externally hosted image

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 36 minutes later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #961,193

Externally hosted image

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #961,217

@961,182 (Dainis)
Do you mean like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5HcJ-JqLX4

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #961,218

@872,901 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)

> I sometimes wonder if Catherine is a master troll.

There is no wonder about it ;-)

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #961,219

Externally hosted image@previous (M)
Wrong, Andy Kaufman was the master troll.

Anonymous K replied with this 7 years ago, 50 minutes later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #961,224

@previous (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
Kaufman was a huge faggot

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #961,227

@previous (K)
leave jimbo carrey out of this!

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #961,236

Externally hosted image@961,219 (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
May we assume you will be 28 on April 1st.

Anonymous I replied with this 7 years ago, 56 minutes later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #961,253

> . I am fucking retarded. (Not really, since I wouldn't qualify for learning disability if I was.)
lol

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #961,258

@961,236 (O)
I'm 28 right now. Pay attention.

Anonymous I replied with this 7 years ago, 44 seconds later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #961,259

@previous (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)

> I'm 28 right now. Pay attention.

you never told anybody retard

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #961,262

I had my first full time job when I was 16..

Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 32 seconds later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #961,263

@961,258 (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) replied with this 10 months ago, post[^] [v] #872,174
@previous (Depressionman !iAYoMftFR2)
I'm 27 and I am starting to get tired of repeating this.

I thought you had reasonable math skills. How did you age one full year when you were 27 10 months ago - Unless you are using Moon years or some other unit of measure. Some old calendar no longer in favor

Anonymous N replied with this 7 years ago, 38 seconds later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #961,265

@961,258 (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
you are a troll. not even top 5. even if you were, a troll is a troll. again, which is you my dude. everyone who matters to you in minichan. encourages your failure in life. remember that, and continue coz who gives a fuck about you, amirite?

Anonymous I replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #961,267

@961,263 (Q)
people age on their birthdays
have you been on earth for very long

Anonymous Q replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #961,276

@previous (I)
http://minichan.org/topic/73026#reply_961267

If he was 27 when he made that reply - How the hell does he jump to 28 in less than 12 months?

> have you been on earth for very long
Indeed and 99.999999% sure much longer than you have.

Anonymous I replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #961,278

@previous (Q)
> If he was 27 when he made that reply - How the hell does he jump to 28 in less than 12 months?
looooooooooool HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN

Anonymous I double-posted this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #961,281

@961,276 (Q)
you gonna feel bad for this one later

Anonymous Q replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #961,283

@961,278 (I)
Yea that was what I was saying. Now on review based on how hard (pardon the pun) She is working at saving her sperm (oh how does a her have sperm?) Anyway She said

'I have "childish" things. I like cartoons, Star Wars, Minecraft, The Sims / Dolls. Sometimes I feel like I have to be directed like a child or told not to do things. I never speak up since sometimes I feel like it's not my place to speak with adults. I feel like sometimes the only way I could learn things is if I am taught things as if I were a child. A foreign language taught as if I were a child learning English. I am fucking retarded. (Not really, since I wouldn't qualify for learning disability if I was.) Fuck me sideways. I am a pathetic child.'

Exactly how does that compute that she is trying to produce sperm so she can be a future Mom/Dad

Anonymous I replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #961,284

@previous (Q)

> Yea that was what I was saying. Now on review based on how hard (pardon the pun) She is working at saving her sperm (oh how does a her have sperm?) Anyway She said
>
> 'I have "childish" things. I like cartoons, Star Wars, Minecraft, The Sims / Dolls. Sometimes I feel like I have to be directed like a child or told not to do things. I never speak up since sometimes I feel like it's not my place to speak with adults. I feel like sometimes the only way I could learn things is if I am taught things as if I were a child. A foreign language taught as if I were a child learning English. I am fucking retarded. (Not really, since I wouldn't qualify for learning disability if I was.) Fuck me sideways. I am a pathetic child.'
>
> Exactly how does that compute that she is trying to produce sperm so she can be a future Mom/Dad

were you 75 10 months ago or 76??

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 42 seconds later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #961,285

@961,263 (Q)
I was born in July.

Anonymous I replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #961,287

@previous (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
but he r engineer

Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #961,293

@961,285 (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
'I have "childish" things. I like cartoons, Star Wars, Minecraft, The Sims / Dolls. Sometimes I feel like I have to be directed like a child or told not to do things. I never speak up since sometimes I feel like it's not my place to speak with adults. I feel like sometimes the only way I could learn things is if I am taught things as if I were a child. A foreign language taught as if I were a child learning English. I am fucking retarded. (Not really, since I wouldn't qualify for learning disability if I was.) Fuck me sideways. I am a pathetic child.'

Really - All that trouble to make Baby Batter for what exactly?

Anonymous I replied with this 7 years ago, 58 seconds later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #961,295

@previous (R)

> 'I have "childish" things. I like cartoons, Star Wars, Minecraft, The Sims / Dolls. Sometimes I feel like I have to be directed like a child or told not to do things. I never speak up since sometimes I feel like it's not my place to speak with adults. I feel like sometimes the only way I could learn things is if I am taught things as if I were a child. A foreign language taught as if I were a child learning English. I am fucking retarded. (Not really, since I wouldn't qualify for learning disability if I was.) Fuck me sideways. I am a pathetic child.'
>
> Really - All that trouble to make Baby Batter for what exactly?

are you just gonna pretend you didn't just pull a major Cathy ?

Anonymous R replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #961,297

@previous (I)
> you didn't just pull
Nice Pun.
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