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Topic: Minitwitter #45: British BBS Edition

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE started this discussion 2 weeks ago #135,936

Post your current status, mates!

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Green !pDif3ODBl. joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 42 minutes later[^] [v] #1,443,494

We're both from the South.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,443,498

@previous (Green !pDif3ODBl.)

It's basically upside down north.

Erik !saAqdaazn2 joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 6 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,443,546

Sitting on the Elizabeth line.

Green !pDif3ODBl. replied with this 2 weeks ago, 21 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,443,547

I can't stand Andy Burnham to be honest.
@1,443,498 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
It's could be North if you were in space.
@previous (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
Never been on that line. I've heard it's the best line and doesn't make you deaf.

Erik !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 2 weeks ago, 19 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,443,706

@previous (Green !pDif3ODBl.)
Its shit. It could be good if it was reliable.

Erik !saAqdaazn2 double-posted this 2 weeks ago, 48 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,443,715

On the Elizabeth line. Ama me anything.

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 2 weeks ago, 23 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,443,717

I have no strong opinions on the Elizabeth Line. It seems like a normal tube to me. Though I do like that it connects to Paddington Station.

@1,443,547 (Green !pDif3ODBl.)
> I can't stand Andy Burnham to be honest.
Sorry, lad. I know that not everybody here shares my political views. So I just tried to generate an alternative OP image, that had Nigel Farage flying in to save the UK from the Muslims and woke people, but it declined. 😔

I even asked Grok, the unbiased AI!

@previous (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
Racial mix of the carriage you're in?

(Edited 45 seconds later.)

Erik !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 2 weeks ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,443,759

@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
Other than the two white people caught in this picture everyone was a fucking Indian.

This is not my country anymore.

Erik !saAqdaazn2 double-posted this 2 weeks ago, 35 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,443,760

Im gonna listen to the shipping forecast

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,443,762

@1,443,715 (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
Did you take that new job?

Erik !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 2 weeks ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,443,828

@previous (E)
No, i want to but im not ready to move up north

Anonymous E replied with this 2 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,443,841

@previous (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
Why not? When will you ever be ready? When is anyone?

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 2 weeks ago, 55 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,443,857

I have done it. I am wearing a winchester shirt with cufflinks today.

Maybe I look like a bit of a twat, but I think that I look like I'm gonna maximise shareholder value today. 😎

Also, fun bit of trivia, the Winchester that winchester shirts are named for it Oliver Winchester, as in the guy the winchester rifle is named after. Before he got into gun making, he had a company that made clothes.

Erik !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 2 weeks ago, 19 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,443,869

@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
You would never guess what Hitler did before he ran Germany.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,443,911

@previous (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
Boiled bagels?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 11 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,443,990

Matt really likes England but he contracted sexually transmitted gingivitis.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 2 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,443,999

@1,443,869 (Erik !saAqdaazn2)

He was an Onlyfans model right?

Green !pDif3ODBl. replied with this 2 weeks ago, 10 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,444,005

@1,443,717 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
I would rather Starmer stay on as PM than Burnham.

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 1 week later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,445,990

Fuck I just got dive bombed by a seagull and lost my pasty. 😅

They're the dominant species here now...

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 6 days ago, 8 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,446,055

@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
The headline on The Daily Mews is gibberish.

Meta joined in and replied with this 11 hours ago, 6 days later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,447,335

Andy's gonna crash and Burnham like Starmer did.
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