Topic: Minitwitter #45: British BBS Edition
Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE started this discussion 1 month ago #135,936
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`. )----'Green !pDif3ODBl. joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 42 minutes later[^] [v] #1,443,494
We're both from the South.
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,443,498
Erik !saAqdaazn2 joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 6 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,443,546
Sitting on the Elizabeth line.
Green !pDif3ODBl. replied with this 1 month ago, 21 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,443,547
I can't stand Andy Burnham to be honest.
@1,443,498 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
It's could be North if you were in space.
@previous (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
Never been on that line. I've heard it's the best line and doesn't make you deaf.
@1,443,498 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
It's could be North if you were in space.
@previous (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
Never been on that line. I've heard it's the best line and doesn't make you deaf.
Erik !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 1 month ago, 19 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,443,706
Erik !saAqdaazn2 double-posted this 1 month ago, 48 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,443,715
On the Elizabeth line. Ama me anything.Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 23 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,443,717
I have no strong opinions on the Elizabeth Line. It seems like a normal tube to me. Though I do like that it connects to Paddington Station.
@1,443,547 (Green !pDif3ODBl.)
> I can't stand Andy Burnham to be honest.
Sorry, lad. I know that not everybody here shares my political views. So I just tried to generate an alternative OP image, that had Nigel Farage flying in to save the UK from the Muslims and woke people, but it declined. 😔
I even asked Grok, the unbiased AI!
@previous (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
Racial mix of the carriage you're in?
@1,443,547 (Green !pDif3ODBl.)
> I can't stand Andy Burnham to be honest.
Sorry, lad. I know that not everybody here shares my political views. So I just tried to generate an alternative OP image, that had Nigel Farage flying in to save the UK from the Muslims and woke people, but it declined. 😔
I even asked Grok, the unbiased AI!
@previous (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
Racial mix of the carriage you're in?
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Erik !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 1 month ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,443,759
@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
Other than the two white people caught in this picture everyone was a fucking Indian.
This is not my country anymore.
Other than the two white people caught in this picture everyone was a fucking Indian.
This is not my country anymore.
Erik !saAqdaazn2 double-posted this 1 month ago, 35 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,443,760
Im gonna listen to the shipping forecast
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,443,762
Erik !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 1 month ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,443,828
Anonymous E replied with this 1 month ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,443,841
Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 55 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,443,857
I have done it. I am wearing a winchester shirt with cufflinks today.
Maybe I look like a bit of a twat, but I think that I look like I'm gonna maximise shareholder value today. 😎
Also, fun bit of trivia, the Winchester that winchester shirts are named for it Oliver Winchester, as in the guy the winchester rifle is named after. Before he got into gun making, he had a company that made clothes.
Maybe I look like a bit of a twat, but I think that I look like I'm gonna maximise shareholder value today. 😎
Also, fun bit of trivia, the Winchester that winchester shirts are named for it Oliver Winchester, as in the guy the winchester rifle is named after. Before he got into gun making, he had a company that made clothes.
Erik !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 1 month ago, 19 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,443,869
@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
You would never guess what Hitler did before he ran Germany.
You would never guess what Hitler did before he ran Germany.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,443,911
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 11 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,443,990
Matt really likes England but he contracted sexually transmitted gingivitis.
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 1 month ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,443,999
Green !pDif3ODBl. replied with this 1 month ago, 10 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,444,005
Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 week later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,445,990
Fuck I just got dive bombed by a seagull and lost my pasty. 😅
They're the dominant species here now...
They're the dominant species here now...
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 8 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,446,055
Meta joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 6 days later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,447,335
Andy's gonna crash and Burnham like Starmer did.
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 16 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,447,395
Meta replied with this 2 weeks ago, 3 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,447,414
Green !pDif3ODBl. replied with this 2 weeks ago, 1 day later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,447,534
I just lost the game.
Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 2 weeks ago, 3 days later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,448,523
I saw The Odyssey today. Absolutely kino.
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 5 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,448,602
@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
Everyone's saying it's shit now. When are you going to change your opinion?
Everyone's saying it's shit now. When are you going to change your opinion?
Green !pDif3ODBl. replied with this 1 week ago, 13 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,448,605
Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 4 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,448,694
@1,448,602 (M)
I think a lot of people on the internet are passionate about disliking it, but it's been extremely successful so it clearly has it's fans.
@previous (Green !pDif3ODBl.)
Mate!
I think a lot of people on the internet are passionate about disliking it, but it's been extremely successful so it clearly has it's fans.
@previous (Green !pDif3ODBl.)
Mate!
Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 4 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,448,728
Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 7 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,448,790
Green !pDif3ODBl. replied with this 1 week ago, 3 days later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,449,645
Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,449,650
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 56 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,449,673
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 1 week ago, 22 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,449,914
Yesterday I discovered in my fridge an onion and a pepper from June, and a few chilli peppers that had Mid-July on them. I also had a firecracker curry sauce that had May BBD. So I decided to make spicy spicy chilli with some out of date frozen beef.
It was delicious! However it upset my tummy because it was so spicy. Today I also ate some fried halloumi and the oil didn't agree with the spicy spicy chilli. I had a case of Sudden Onset Explosive Diarrhoea at the office, it was really awful and got all over my hands and in my hair.
It was delicious! However it upset my tummy because it was so spicy. Today I also ate some fried halloumi and the oil didn't agree with the spicy spicy chilli. I had a case of Sudden Onset Explosive Diarrhoea at the office, it was really awful and got all over my hands and in my hair.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1 week ago, 10 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,449,983
@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
Next time don't wear any clothing to work so when you spray poop everywhere you don't run the risk of soiling yourself.
Next time don't wear any clothing to work so when you spray poop everywhere you don't run the risk of soiling yourself.
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 1 week ago, 5 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,450,134
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I used to wonder how svet would get it on his hands and wrists and I wonder no longer, it's actually so easily done.
I used to wonder how svet would get it on his hands and wrists and I wonder no longer, it's actually so easily done.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1 week ago, 5 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,450,150
@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
It really and truly is not easy you are just not potty trained.
It really and truly is not easy you are just not potty trained.
Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 3 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,450,164
Crumbs, first Svet and now Oatmeal Fucker... Looks like shitting yourself is becoming a craze on Minichan...
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 1 week ago, 42 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,450,169
@1,450,150 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
If it's so easy, why did it happen again today? It got on my hands again and under my fingernails.
If it's so easy, why did it happen again today? It got on my hands again and under my fingernails.
Green !pDif3ODBl. replied with this 1 week ago, 4 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,450,196
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 days ago, 1 day later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,450,404
@1,450,169 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
Some useful info for you
https://www.wikihow.com/Potty-Train-Your-Child
Some useful info for you
https://www.wikihow.com/Potty-Train-Your-Child
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 4 days ago, 1 day later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,450,491
Today I went to work naked, because I was working at home. They've given me a job being the boss so I came in an hour late and spent all day watching YouTube.
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU double-posted this 3 days ago, 1 day later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,450,751
I'm still doing nothing at work. Nobody appears to have noticed. Everyone is congratulating me on doing a great job stepping up to the boss job and being a great employee. I feel like an imposter.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 3 days ago, 24 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,450,753
@1,450,491 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
Thank you for taking my advice. You were able to spray diarrhea all over and not worry about it getting on your clothing. One day you will be able to do that without being naked but it's a start.
Thank you for taking my advice. You were able to spray diarrhea all over and not worry about it getting on your clothing. One day you will be able to do that without being naked but it's a start.
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 3 days ago, 6 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,450,769
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
It went up my back today because I accidentally wiped too far and it spread like butter.
It went up my back today because I accidentally wiped too far and it spread like butter.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 2 days ago, 16 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,450,890
@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
That's ok you can try again another day. It does seem to be a problem for British men in this forum though.
That's ok you can try again another day. It does seem to be a problem for British men in this forum though.
Green !pDif3ODBl. replied with this 2 days ago, 2 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,450,895
This is a battle of wits.
Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 2 days ago, 40 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,450,897
@1,450,890 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Firstly, I think you are a bit too fixated on this. But secondly, I do not have those kinds of issues and am anti-shitting myself.
Firstly, I think you are a bit too fixated on this. But secondly, I do not have those kinds of issues and am anti-shitting myself.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 2 days ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,450,913
@1,450,895 (Green !pDif3ODBl.)
Battle of shits.
@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
How can you be anti shitting? That is like being anti breathing. You are somehow even more insane than the person shitting on themselves as an able bodied adult.
Battle of shits.
@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
How can you be anti shitting? That is like being anti breathing. You are somehow even more insane than the person shitting on themselves as an able bodied adult.
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Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 2 days ago, 2 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,450,925
@1,450,890 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Today I managed it! The secret is that wiping is a scam. I just went in the shower instead, after washing all the spiders away.
Today I managed it! The secret is that wiping is a scam. I just went in the shower instead, after washing all the spiders away.
Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 10 hours ago, 1 day later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,451,155
Fndndm
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