| Minitwitter #44[STICKY] |
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2,156 |
6 months |
| What's the best thing about having sex with yourself?[LOCKED] |
7 |
29 |
7 years |
| A lady has a baby, and all it is, is a head![LOCKED] |
5 |
28 |
7 years |
| I just re-discovered a sim I made a few years/months ago on The Sims 4.[LOCKED] |
13 |
28 |
7 years |
| Is this person an in the closet homosexual?[LOCKED] |
7 |
28 |
7 years |
| my completely flaccid lonely pecker.[LOCKED] |
17 |
33 |
7 years |
| Philip K. Dick (the robot) wants to put humans in a zoo.[LOCKED] |
4 |
18 |
7 years |
| Aretha Franklin was not all that..[LOCKED] |
17 |
25 |
7 years |
| Wot do you think Meta is booty-swool over?[LOCKED] |
6 |
22 |
7 years |
| So what was skub anyway?[LOCKED] |
10 |
19 |
7 years |
| Only one Minichanner constantly posts about scat and sewers[LOCKED] |
4 |
27 |
7 years |
| Trump cancels Soviet military parade, and of course blames others[LOCKED] |
12 |
22 |
7 years |
| I invited Syntax to go surfing with me...[LOCKED] |
9 |
26 |
7 years |
| I came into this world with an urge...[LOCKED] |
2 |
25 |
7 years |
| Netflix's Disenchantment[LOCKED] |
6 |
29 |
7 years |
| ATTN: Meta[LOCKED] |
2 |
24 |
7 years |
| I think I have a demon inside me and I am being haunted by a demon. |
158 |
158 |
7 years |
| so I ate my McDonald's and then passed out (fell asleep at the table)..[LOCKED] |
4 |
22 |
7 years |
| Tinychan and Minichan are like Sodom and Gomorrah.[LOCKED] |
8 |
30 |
7 years |
| FAO: Walter[LOCKED] |
1 |
19 |
7 years |
| Sophia the Robot is a citizen of the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia.[LOCKED] |
9 |
24 |
7 years |
| Matt was right. Holy fuck. Matt was right![LOCKED] |
- |
32 |
7 years |
| Matt, I wanted to apologize to you.[LOCKED] |
3 |
28 |
7 years |
| FAO: Syntax[LOCKED] |
6 |
27 |
7 years |
| FAO: KOOK[LOCKED] |
1 |
17 |
7 years |
| If you are not the proud owner of a ding ding...[LOCKED] |
23 |
29 |
7 years |
| Testing, fora[LOCKED] |
3 |
21 |
7 years |
| Hello, fora.[LOCKED] |
4 |
28 |
7 years |
| How much would you pay for a picture of my butt?[LOCKED] |
28 |
41 |
7 years |
| A guy is sitting in a bus with a pocket full of golf balls.[LOCKED] |
- |
24 |
7 years |
| Yeah, I just wiped my buttocks with an apple core[LOCKED] |
6 |
24 |
7 years |
| What do you call a Wookie addicted to nicotine?[LOCKED] |
- |
23 |
7 years |
| Unfunny joke guy, where do you find your unfunny jokes?[LOCKED] |
4 |
29 |
7 years |
| What do you call a Jewish vagina?[LOCKED] |
19 |
32 |
7 years |
| Matt, why you abandoned GHOUL?[LOCKED] |
7 |
29 |
7 years |
| Just took 7 shats of Smirnoff Vodka[LOCKED] |
7 |
24 |
7 years |
| after much thought, I know what sucks about school the most[LOCKED] |
5 |
27 |
7 years |
| How do you get people to use the nickname you want to be called?[LOCKED] |
13 |
31 |
7 years |
| Do you think Obama has his kill list framed beside his peace prize?[LOCKED] |
3 |
23 |
7 years |
| Orwell is FREE on Humble Bundle[LOCKED] |
1 |
21 |
7 years |
| i just woke up from a dream where all of my exes gradually morphed into one another[LOCKED] |
8 |
23 |
7 years |
| I was doing the INSERT OLD SONG NAME HERE, fora[LOCKED] |
6 |
28 |
7 years |
| I love Google Chrome's new emoji feature.[LOCKED] |
5 |
23 |
7 years |
| You have the same security clearance as John Brennan[LOCKED] |
- |
22 |
7 years |
| I seriously belong in The Bad Place.[LOCKED] |
24 |
36 |
7 years |
| Switching to a new pillow is so hard[LOCKED] |
3 |
20 |
7 years |
| People who name their son Toby[LOCKED] |
13 |
36 |
7 years |
| Bert..could it be..maybe..is it..[LOCKED] |
- |
21 |
7 years |
| Trip..[LOCKED] |
36 |
34 |
7 years |
| I agree with this person.[LOCKED] |
10 |
26 |
7 years |