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Topic: Help in finding the right woman

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #79,810

I want to find me a woman who will suck my dick to completion when ever I tell her to. I don't want to have to fuck her or eat her pussy. I just want her to suck my dick, swallow my load and then leave me alone. How should I go about finding a woman like this?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later[^] [v] #929,829

Place add on craigs list.
Or offer your mom $10
Your Grandmother will do it for free, or she may pay you $10 for the honor.

Captain Kate Carr joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #929,830

Yes look into prostitution

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #929,832

@previous (Captain Kate Carr)
I have thought of that but I like to have it sucked a couple times a day and I ain't made of money.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #929,836

@previous (A)
Get a job. Save money for one of those new fangled sex robots.
Buy a steam cleaning machine to keep it crud free.

Or import a gal from Philippines. She will cook and clean and do bedroom play and obey. Treat her with respect, because a few have been known to cut off a penis now and then if mistreated.
If she does cut it off, she will respect it and cook it as breakfast sausage for you later.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #929,839

@previous (D)
I have a job. Just don't make enough to budget in 60 or so dick sucks a month.

I don't like slopes.

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #929,841

@previous (A)
For what you want-need.
Go back to school. Then with a new job you can afford more.
In the mean time Green still has his mc email account. Contact him for instructions for self suck.

Also you need to experience a truly sweet woman and discover the joys of Pussy cuisine. And finger licking good and no calories.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #929,860

@previous (B)
I hate the smell of pussy!

Green is double jointed that is why he don't need a woman.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #929,861

@previous (A)
> I hate the smell of pussy!

Dude just get self out of closet. You Faggot.
Put add on craigs list and ask some dude to suck it for you.

Captain Kate Carr replied with this 7 years ago, 41 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #929,874

@929,832 (A)
You may be out of luck

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #929,879

@previous (Captain Kate Carr)
There has to be one woman in this world who just wants to suck dick and not expect anything in return except a place to sleep and eat. I just have to search until I find her!!!

Captain Kate Carr replied with this 7 years ago, 53 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #929,897

@previous (A)
Possibly but I think you should work on your social skills

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #929,935

Have you considered capturing a sex slave?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #929,939

what is this demented matt schtick
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