| Oh yeah my chewed up strap-on bedbug lifesize Yoshi plush doll is also uhh...in… |
My wife rejected the idea of an open relationship. (10 months old) |
10 months |
| I can’t tell if this is a joke or not but a columnist is someone who writes arti… |
My grandma told me my great great grandpa was a columnist? (10 months old) |
10 months |
| I’m not sure you’re correct that sex feels better than childbirth feels bad, es… |
Birth control is the fucking worst (10 months old) |
10 months |
| All I’m saying is: there’s porn on twitter. It’s a little bit weird. If you talk… |
Trump is really melting down over the Epstein list (10 months old) |
10 months |
| Yeah it feels that good for me. I am very confident about that. |
Birth control is the fucking worst (10 months old) |
10 months |
| I hate that the government announces stuff on social media. If I was in charge … |
Trump is really melting down over the Epstein list (10 months old) |
10 months |
| You said that pretty confidently. |
Birth control is the fucking worst (10 months old) |
10 months |
| Or efficient! I'm moving up in line quite quickly. I hope she likes the strap-o… |
My wife rejected the idea of an open relationship. (10 months old) |
10 months |
| No I am gonna outsource that to my wife. |
Birth control is the fucking worst (10 months old) |
10 months |
| Have you given birth before? |
Birth control is the fucking worst (10 months old) |
10 months |
| If you're doing it right it kinda does. |
Birth control is the fucking worst (10 months old) |
10 months |
| I have heard of that but never read it! I will find a copy that hasn't been tai… |
My wife rejected the idea of an open relationship. (10 months old) |
10 months |
| Wait so I'm Roman-American? That's kinda badass... |
My grandma told me my great great grandpa was a columnist? (10 months old) |
10 months |
| But then spiders exist and they reproduce sexually and that makes no sense. How … |
Birth control is the fucking worst (10 months old) |
10 months |
| Like I get it, sex feels good. It can’t possibly feel that good though. |
Birth control is the fucking worst (10 months old) |
10 months |
| Tbh it is weird though if you think about it that for some reason, birth is this… |
Birth control is the fucking worst (10 months old) |
10 months |
| It means he was Greek or Roman. |
My grandma told me my great great grandpa was a columnist? (10 months old) |
10 months |
| Also when the Trump Administration did this |
Trump is really melting down over the Epstein list (10 months old) |
10 months |
| You know 100 foot long sauropods laid eggs that were only about 8 inches wide? T… |
Birth control is the fucking worst (10 months old) |
10 months |
| Makes day to day life difficult. Intense cramping. Back pain and butt lightning |
Birth control is the fucking worst (10 months old) |
10 months |
| I have a book called the Yiddish Policeman's Union which I think you'd enjoy (f… |
My wife rejected the idea of an open relationship. (10 months old) |
10 months |
| Pregnancy isn’t that bad if you’re not a human. We just evolved big heads and n… |
Birth control is the fucking worst (10 months old) |
10 months |
| I wish to birth nothing. Have you read anything about pregnancy and birth? NO F… |
Birth control is the fucking worst (10 months old) |
10 months |
| What and to/from where and via what method? |
Minitwitter #43 (11 months old) |
10 months |
| Not that bad |
Birth control is the fucking worst (10 months old) |
10 months |
| Why are you arguing about men under a post about Minecraft splash text? |
Fun Fact (10 months old) |
10 months |
| I was excited until they said Australia. At that rate, I might as well just fly… |
double entendre shop names (1 year old) |
10 months |
| That's just not true. Men don't give a fuck unless their dick is to stubby t… |
Fun Fact (10 months old) |
10 months |
| Because it’s America and Americans are low IQ, this is well known across the wo… |
One of my favorite eras of the Woke craze was ultra privileged Asian women “activists.” (10 months old) |
10 months |
| How can you not like Asians? Their food is so good. |
One of my favorite eras of the Woke craze was ultra privileged Asian women “activists.” (10 months old) |
10 months |
| You gotta at least take me out on a nice date first before we do anything like … |
Trump is really melting down over the Epstein list (10 months old) |
10 months |
| MY EYES ARE ON YOUR THIGHS AND I’M GONNA DIE IF WE’RE NOT GONNA GET HIGH! |
Trump is really melting down over the Epstein list (10 months old) |
10 months |
| Birth control sounds so cool. Like the control of the birth. Could be a bending … |
Birth control is the fucking worst (10 months old) |
10 months |
| Ok, but there was no way to know at the time that it was a bad idea. There but … |
Trump is really melting down over the Epstein list (10 months old) |
10 months |
| I miss pre-meth squeegee :( |
The Official one and only Star Citizen thread: The Thread to End All Other Threads (11 years old) |
10 months |
| My names not on the list though because I wasn’t flying on a billionaire pedoph… |
Trump is really melting down over the Epstein list (10 months old) |
10 months |
| Oh yeah what ever happened with this? |
The Official one and only Star Citizen thread: The Thread to End All Other Threads (11 years old) |
10 months |
| There's an adult mini golf thing with alcohol in DC called Swingers. |
double entendre shop names (1 year old) |
10 months |
| I think I heard some weird music in Five Below once. |
Modern advertising jingles feel like a humiliation ritual (10 months old) |
10 months |
| To be fair, you would also be freaking out if your name were on that list. I com… |
Trump is really melting down over the Epstein list (10 months old) |
10 months |
| Smuggling! |
Minitwitter #43 (11 months old) |
10 months |
| I feel like that is kind of true for gay men compared to women maybe? Idk, some… |
Fun Fact (10 months old) |
10 months |
| There's a long line here it'll be a while. |
My wife rejected the idea of an open relationship. (10 months old) |
10 months |
| Report back |
My wife rejected the idea of an open relationship. (10 months old) |
10 months |
| I am glad you are considering opening up your relationship |
My wife rejected the idea of an open relationship. (10 months old) |
10 months |
| Oh when I lived in the crackhouse so many fucking people asked me if I'd ever s… |
My wife rejected the idea of an open relationship. (10 months old) |
10 months |
| Quebec just fined a college $30 million for over-enrolling English students |
Computer engineering tho (10 months old) |
10 months |
| OP specified open relationship. That means both him and his wife would be free … |
My wife rejected the idea of an open relationship. (10 months old) |
10 months |
| I guess I can be pretty androgynous I did get my gender marker legally changed b… |
LGBTQQIP2SAA. LMFAO! (10 months old) |
10 months |
| Men, what the fuck? They’re too hot as fuck lesbians. Or they may be bi. Th… |
My wife rejected the idea of an open relationship. (10 months old) |
10 months |