Topic: You get $1 billion

Anonymous A started this discussion 3 weeks ago #132,013

But you have to eat the entire bowel-movement of one person. Whom do you choose?

Black guy on the internet joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #1,410,642

A shrimp. I’ll just swallow the shrimp whole.

I like shrimp.

Black guy on the internet double-posted this 3 weeks ago, 25 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,643

Actually, I change my mind, I’ll probably chew on it.

I have some shrimp in the fridge… damn that sounds good…

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,645

@1,410,642 (Black guy on the internet)
It has to be a human.

BBC online replied with this 3 weeks ago, 4 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,647

@previous (A)
What about dividing up the poop into 1,460 equal sized bits and microdosing bits of poop mixed in with a full meal 4 times a day for a year?

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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 weeks ago, 3 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,648

@previous (BBC online)
Nope. Have to eat it all in one go.

BBC online replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,649

@previous (A)
What if I fast for 30 days first?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,650

Can I choose myself?

BBC online replied with this 3 weeks ago, 2 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,651

Or actually I know stomach acid can wear away at your tooth enamel and food passes through that before moving on to your intestines, so would enamel ware be something to consider here? Is poop basic or acidic?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 weeks ago, 13 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,652

@1,410,649 (BBC online)
Sure.
@1,410,650 (C)
No.
@previous (BBC online)
I don't know. It's just normal human poo.

BBC online joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 2 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,653

@previous (A)
Can I eat it with my butthole like I’m a hydra?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 weeks ago, 3 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,654

@previous (BBC online)
lol no. You have to chew and swallow it. Just answer the question.

BBC online replied with this 2 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,655

@previous (A)
Chew it with dentures and swallow it up my butt?

BBC online double-posted this 2 weeks ago, 35 seconds later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,656

What if I kill someone, I surgically remove their esophagus, I stick it on to my body, and I force the poop down that?

BBC online triple-posted this 2 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,657

I’d use a blood bucket to keep the mess down.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 weeks ago, 56 seconds later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,658

@1,410,656 (BBC online)
No. You have to eat a living person's poo directly from their ass into your mouth.

BBC online replied with this 2 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,660

@previous (A)

> No. You have to eat a living person's poo directly from their ass into your mouth.

What if I extract stem cells from someone’s spinal fluid, I keep that living in a dish, and I burn their poop until only carbon is left, and I eat that?

BBC online double-posted this 2 weeks ago, 16 seconds later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,661

The spinal fluid thing isn’t necessary it just sounds cool.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,671

@1,410,645 (A)
it will be a shrimp

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,673

How many bowel movements have you eaten Matt?

Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2 joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,676

Not this again.

Anonymous C replied with this 2 weeks ago, 45 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,677

This is tough...

@previous (Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2)
Svet, can I pick you?

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 11 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,756

@1,410,673 (F)

> How many bowel movements have you eaten Matt?

He does it free. Coprophagia as a Service (CaaS).

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 weeks ago, 34 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,763

bump

Dr Joseph Bung !!W0IA6tpdN joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 2 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,796

Ariana Grande.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 36 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,800

didn't say how it would be i would encapsulate it aftwr its dried so it can transfer to my gut biome and walk out healthy and needing a double shit

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 2 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,846

@1,410,796 (Dr Joseph Bung !!W0IA6tpdN)
Decent choice, but since she is anorexic now, her poop might be foul and diseased.

Anonymous K double-posted this 2 weeks ago, 26 seconds later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,847

@1,410,800 (J)
You have to eat it fresh from the butthole.

Dr Joseph Bung !!W0IA6tpdN replied with this 2 weeks ago, 27 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,851

@1,410,846 (K)
If only she wasn't so fucking fat.

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