| Minitwitter #44[STICKY] |
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4 months |
| A little kid gang dealing drugs in front of the police station |
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29 |
1 year |
| You know what I'll do if I'm ever questioned about my performance in work? |
4 |
15 |
1 year |
| Ibrahim keeps telling me I'm like the natives |
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11 |
1 year |
| "No. I am your father." |
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27 |
1 year |
| Ugh, people, ugh. Uuuuuugh. |
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25 |
1 year |
| A slingshot is a valuable weapon |
4 |
27 |
1 year |
| It's normal to be distrustful in a competitive environment |
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25 |
1 year |
| Holy Shit! James Earl Jones died.... |
9 |
30 |
1 year |
| Fake anon, have you tried lactating to help with lactose intolerance? |
4 |
26 |
1 year |
| What pissed me off at work today |
3 |
17 |
1 year |
| Hey, guys. I'm Matt |
2 |
23 |
1 year |
| Killing me softly |
2 |
21 |
1 year |
| A sexy Indian lady wants me to braid her armpit hair? |
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22 |
1 year |
| I believe in miracles |
3 |
25 |
1 year |
| Weird Al parodies Hanson hit |
3 |
18 |
1 year |
| Disney's new Honey I Shrank the Kids is stirring up controversy in my imagination |
3 |
19 |
1 year |
| 4 separate incidents of eagles attacking people in Norway |
4 |
24 |
1 year |
| Almost 9/11. Never forget. |
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28 |
1 year |
| Uday Hussein |
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19 |
1 year |
| Monday morning curry update. |
4 |
23 |
1 year |
| All You Need Is Death (2023) |
3 |
26 |
1 year |
| what kind of shithead woul d agree to making it a police matter when a grandmother cuts off her gran |
4 |
25 |
1 year |
| I think it's time I give it up and shave my head |
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1 year |
| Currently dining at the high end American establishment Burger King |
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35 |
1 year |
| Morse code letter of the day: ●●● ▬ |
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1 year |
| Bless you all on this Sunday morning! |
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29 |
1 year |
| Joseph A. Couch |
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23 |
1 year |
| The worst part of being someones boyfriend is |
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39 |
1 year |
| so like, should AR-15 type guns be only manufactured pink? |
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39 |
1 year |
| hickory hickory dock |
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21 |
1 year |
| Sanest trump hater ever. |
3 |
26 |
1 year |
| FAO Metæ, have you.ever considered doing a Nikocado Avocado |
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32 |
1 year |
| Preview for the 2025 Minichan Official Meetup and Iced Cream Social |
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23 |
1 year |
| A jackoff of all trades |
2 |
21 |
1 year |
| Semaphore Code letter of the day |
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16 |
1 year |
| nigger |
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20 |
1 year |
| I like to eat my dead skin |
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27 |
1 year |
| Avoid dangerous cults |
2 |
32 |
1 year |
| Couple at the motel I'm in had their bags stolen because they left their door open |
3 |
26 |
1 year |
| Buffalo Wild Wings Blazin'™ Sauce |
5 |
20 |
1 year |
| Why should I hate Russia again? |
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30 |
1 year |
| KOOK: a healthcare question |
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32 |
1 year |
| How long until Trump just strokes out on stage? |
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31 |
1 year |
| Haitians in Ohio eating neighborhood cats and geese from local parks. |
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30 |
1 year |
| I will be moving soon. |
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35 |
1 year |
| Why can’t they put Ozempic in the water supply like fluoride? |
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27 |
1 year |
| Nikocado Avocado is skinny now |
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25 |
1 year |
| Nikocado Avocado is skinny now |
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22 |
1 year |
| Going to watch the new beatlejuise movie. |
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1 year |