| "When you’re a star they let you do it." - Donald Trump |
My married ex changed her Instagram bio (1 year old) |
1 year |
| Seize the day? What are you implying? |
My married ex changed her Instagram bio (1 year old) |
1 year |
| You ever heard of a Caesar salad? With the anchovies in the dressing? Sometim… |
My married ex changed her Instagram bio (1 year old) |
1 year |
| Okay? I eat the occasional salad too but I fail to see how that's relevant to t… |
My married ex changed her Instagram bio (1 year old) |
1 year |
| I ate a salad yesterday. It was good. |
My married ex changed her Instagram bio (1 year old) |
1 year |
| Serious as a heart attack. |
My married ex changed her Instagram bio (1 year old) |
1 year |
| Because it’s hard to believe that you’re being serious. |
My married ex changed her Instagram bio (1 year old) |
1 year |
| Why do you think everything is a joke? |
My married ex changed her Instagram bio (1 year old) |
1 year |
| Now's your chance to get in there and fuck her husband. |
My married ex changed her Instagram bio (1 year old) |
1 year |
| …is this a joke? |
My married ex changed her Instagram bio (1 year old) |
1 year |
| It’s better to ask than guess incorrectly. I don’t want to be one of those stup… |
My grandma told me my great great grandpa was a columnist? (1 year old) |
1 year |
| THat's really fuckin'g rude. |
My grandma told me my great great grandpa was a columnist? (1 year old) |
1 year |
| I’m skeptical… |
Birth control is the fucking worst (1 year old) |
1 year |
| Are you actually stupid or are you doing this because you think it’s funny? |
My grandma told me my great great grandpa was a columnist? (1 year old) |
1 year |
| From my point of view as the man it clearly does. Women may disagree but that i… |
Birth control is the fucking worst (1 year old) |
1 year |
| Isn't that like the Articles of Commonism or something? |
My grandma told me my great great grandpa was a columnist? (1 year old) |
1 year |
| Oh yeah my chewed up strap-on bedbug lifesize Yoshi plush doll is also uhh...in… |
My wife rejected the idea of an open relationship. (1 year old) |
1 year |
| I can’t tell if this is a joke or not but a columnist is someone who writes arti… |
My grandma told me my great great grandpa was a columnist? (1 year old) |
1 year |
| I’m not sure you’re correct that sex feels better than childbirth feels bad, es… |
Birth control is the fucking worst (1 year old) |
1 year |
| All I’m saying is: there’s porn on twitter. It’s a little bit weird. If you talk… |
Trump is really melting down over the Epstein list (1 year old) |
1 year |
| Yeah it feels that good for me. I am very confident about that. |
Birth control is the fucking worst (1 year old) |
1 year |
| I hate that the government announces stuff on social media. If I was in charge … |
Trump is really melting down over the Epstein list (1 year old) |
1 year |
| You said that pretty confidently. |
Birth control is the fucking worst (1 year old) |
1 year |
| Or efficient! I'm moving up in line quite quickly. I hope she likes the strap-o… |
My wife rejected the idea of an open relationship. (1 year old) |
1 year |
| No I am gonna outsource that to my wife. |
Birth control is the fucking worst (1 year old) |
1 year |
| Have you given birth before? |
Birth control is the fucking worst (1 year old) |
1 year |
| If you're doing it right it kinda does. |
Birth control is the fucking worst (1 year old) |
1 year |
| I have heard of that but never read it! I will find a copy that hasn't been tai… |
My wife rejected the idea of an open relationship. (1 year old) |
1 year |
| Wait so I'm Roman-American? That's kinda badass... |
My grandma told me my great great grandpa was a columnist? (1 year old) |
1 year |
| But then spiders exist and they reproduce sexually and that makes no sense. How … |
Birth control is the fucking worst (1 year old) |
1 year |
| Like I get it, sex feels good. It can’t possibly feel that good though. |
Birth control is the fucking worst (1 year old) |
1 year |
| Tbh it is weird though if you think about it that for some reason, birth is this… |
Birth control is the fucking worst (1 year old) |
1 year |
| It means he was Greek or Roman. |
My grandma told me my great great grandpa was a columnist? (1 year old) |
1 year |
| Also when the Trump Administration did this |
Trump is really melting down over the Epstein list (1 year old) |
1 year |
| You know 100 foot long sauropods laid eggs that were only about 8 inches wide? T… |
Birth control is the fucking worst (1 year old) |
1 year |
| Makes day to day life difficult. Intense cramping. Back pain and butt lightning |
Birth control is the fucking worst (1 year old) |
1 year |
| I have a book called the Yiddish Policeman's Union which I think you'd enjoy (f… |
My wife rejected the idea of an open relationship. (1 year old) |
1 year |
| Pregnancy isn’t that bad if you’re not a human. We just evolved big heads and n… |
Birth control is the fucking worst (1 year old) |
1 year |
| I wish to birth nothing. Have you read anything about pregnancy and birth? NO F… |
Birth control is the fucking worst (1 year old) |
1 year |
| What and to/from where and via what method? |
Minitwitter #43 (1 year old) |
1 year |
| Not that bad |
Birth control is the fucking worst (1 year old) |
1 year |
| Why are you arguing about men under a post about Minecraft splash text? |
Fun Fact (1 year old) |
1 year |
| I was excited until they said Australia. At that rate, I might as well just fly… |
double entendre shop names (1 year old) |
1 year |
| That's just not true. Men don't give a fuck unless their dick is to stubby t… |
Fun Fact (1 year old) |
1 year |
| Because it’s America and Americans are low IQ, this is well known across the wo… |
One of my favorite eras of the Woke craze was ultra privileged Asian women “activists.” (1 year old) |
1 year |
| How can you not like Asians? Their food is so good. |
One of my favorite eras of the Woke craze was ultra privileged Asian women “activists.” (1 year old) |
1 year |
| You gotta at least take me out on a nice date first before we do anything like … |
Trump is really melting down over the Epstein list (1 year old) |
1 year |
| MY EYES ARE ON YOUR THIGHS AND I’M GONNA DIE IF WE’RE NOT GONNA GET HIGH! |
Trump is really melting down over the Epstein list (1 year old) |
1 year |
| Birth control sounds so cool. Like the control of the birth. Could be a bending … |
Birth control is the fucking worst (1 year old) |
1 year |
| Ok, but there was no way to know at the time that it was a bad idea. There but … |
Trump is really melting down over the Epstein list (1 year old) |
1 year |