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Topic: Minitwitter #43

tteh !MemesToDNA started this discussion 3 weeks ago #126,471

Post your current status, my friends!

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     ,--'    _,' | war. Wage class war!|
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(Edited 16 hours later.)

Green !!bO/s3MBcD joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 22 minutes later[^] [v] #1,368,774

First.

Meta joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,777

Why do totalitarian states have the best graphic design???

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 21 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,778

@previous (Meta)
You should consider getting this book

Its full of great North Korean propaganda artwork

Meta replied with this 3 weeks ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,779

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Got it!

I also recently read "Iron Fists: Branding the 20th Century Totalitarian State" - it covers Germany, Italy, the USSR, and China.

Erik !saAqdaazn2 joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 3 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,787

Current status.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,789

@previous (Erik !saAqdaazn2)

Shitting in bed now, eh?

Erik !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 3 weeks ago, 37 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,790

@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
Girlfriends sofa

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,797

@previous (Erik !saAqdaazn2)

You're shitting on your girlfriend's sofa? Brave man!

Meta replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,975

Greta Thunberg is in the news again. What the fuck is up with her face though? She literally looks retarded and it weirds me out.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 3 weeks ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,980

@previous (Meta)
I think she has FAS

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 15 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,987

I have just discovered Ultrakill and it is cool as fuck. I didn't think it was into spectacle shooters and stuff like that, but it is surprisingly accessible.

Also blasting demons with a shotgun to drink their blood is cool as fuck. I love killing and violence!

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 25 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,995

@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
> spectacle shooters
did you just make that up

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 3 weeks ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,996

@previous (H)
Sort of. Spectacle fighter is a widely-used term, also known as stylish action game. Stuff like Devil May Cry or Bayonetta, where you're encouraged to do cool stuff and chain combos to get a higher score.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 2 weeks ago, 18 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,998

@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)

Devil May Cry was good when you could be Dante

Meta replied with this 2 weeks ago, 27 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,003

@1,368,996 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
Do you need to wear spectacles while playing?

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 6 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,052

@1,368,987 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
ultrakill is fucking awesome. easily one of the games ever made. the rematch with gabriel is one of the best sex scenes in video games.

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 2 weeks ago, 4 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,167

@1,368,998 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
Uh, I'm pretty sure you can be him in all of them?

@previous (I)
Finally, a cool person!

Yes it is the best, I've never played a game that was quite this tightly made- it looks intimidating and difficult, but you start playing and after a little while it all just clicks. I went from having to restart on V2 like 14 times to P ranking that little shit in one try.

Also, I actually discovered it because of Gabriel memes on YouTube. Sometimes the best marketing really is having a funny voice actor.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 2 weeks ago, 3 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,180

@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)

No you are Virgil or Nero in newer ones (in the one with Nero you can change to Dante mode and the game is much easier)

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU double-posted this 2 weeks ago, 3 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,193

Builder.ai has gone bankrupt.

It turns out that instead of using AI, they just secretly hired thousands of Indians to pretend to be AI. This is not a joke.

Erik !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 2 weeks ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,204

Current status.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 30 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,210

@1,369,193 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
It may not be a joke but it is pretty funny.

Erik !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 2 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,212

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Maybe the real AI was the millions of Indians we had along.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 2 weeks ago, 3 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,230

I've just had a cheeky nandos

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU double-posted this 2 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,234

@1,369,210 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

It does explain why their prompts seemed to take ages to complete.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 6 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,288

Job market sucks.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 2 weeks ago, 6 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,327

Nandos gave me the shits

Erik !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 2 weeks ago, 39 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,331

@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
Too spicy?

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 2 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,343

@previous (Erik !saAqdaazn2)

No, I like spicy food.

Anonymous H replied with this 2 weeks ago, 4 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,348

@1,369,327 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
hence why is generally referred to as "cheeky"

Meta replied with this 2 weeks ago, 12 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,536

@1,369,193 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)

> Builder.ai has gone bankrupt.
>
> It turns out that instead of using AI, they just secretly hired thousands of Indians to pretend to be AI. This is not a joke.

Call me crazy, but I would actually rather have an Indian do shit for me than the Electric Retard.

Tired Erik !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 2 weeks ago, 9 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,622

Current status

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 2 weeks ago, 10 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,698

@1,369,536 (Meta)

The electric retard could write a better post than you on any subject you care to think up.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 2 weeks ago, 40 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,715

@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
You should challenge meta to a posting duel where you use AI and meta writes his own posts. The forum could decide which posts were better.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 2 weeks ago, 31 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,720

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

I like the idea. Meta can choose the first topic of discussion.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU double-posted this 2 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,732

Got some Pho. The beef is simulated but the taste is very real.

tteh !MemesToDNA (OP) replied with this 2 weeks ago, 10 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,734

@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
At least it's halal. 🙏🏻

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 2 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,736

@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)

Alhamdulillha

Tired Erik !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 2 weeks ago, 9 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,795

Current status

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 2 weeks ago, 9 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,859

I'm watching NBC's Pro-Football Talk. Mike Florio has just spent ten minutes talking about how bad DJT is.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU double-posted this 2 weeks ago, 46 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,862

He's started talking about him again

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU triple-posted this 2 weeks ago, 1 day later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,070

Been out on the surons, sadly there was a spot where there was no traction and we all came off, my friend has fucked his leg up

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU quadruple-posted this 2 weeks ago, 24 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,073

Also I've had too much sniff and now I can't sleep.

What is Erik's advice for such a situation, I wonder.

Meta replied with this 2 weeks ago, 13 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,075

@1,369,715 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I'm down!

Erik !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 2 weeks ago, 6 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,116

Current status.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 2 weeks ago, 56 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,121

Morning to all. I hit the lemmo a little too hard last night so I've decided that today I shall be recovering gently.

I still have a little bag though so all is well.

(Edited 19 seconds later.)

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 10 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,183

Good morning

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL double-posted this 2 weeks ago, 15 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,184

@1,370,121 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
Okay what is a lemmo

I am assuming bags of oatmeal

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL triple-posted this 2 weeks ago, 2 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,229

I hate having to poop again

This is the worst

I miss not pooping

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL quadruple-posted this 2 weeks ago, 27 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,231

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
like actually I can feel my insides bubbling and if i do a shot it instantly stops and the constant need to shit my guts out immediately abates

uuuughhhhh

at least this and the insomnia seem to be my two last symptoms of withdrawal
the jitters and temperature dysregulation are mostly gone, and the intense discomfort of feeling all my nerves in my skin and flesh is gone
at a guess id say I'll probably be totally fine in a week
and two weeks to drop a seven(?) year opiate addiction is, well. pretty fucking fast as such things go.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 2 weeks ago, 4 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,232

@1,370,184 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

Coke

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 2 weeks ago, 37 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,233

you can see where they put the bolus
feels like a pebble under my skin

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 2 weeks ago, 18 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,234

@1,370,231 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

Good job, keep it up!

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 2 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,235

@1,370,232 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
oh that was my second guess
did you know some people put flavouring in crack cocaine
vanilla is common but I've had watermelon, cream soda, etc. watermelon Kool aid was good
not a fan of stimulants outside of my Vyvanse prescription tho

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL double-posted this 2 weeks ago, 57 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,237

@1,370,234 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
:)
It's going much better and more easily than I expected, for sure!

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 2 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,238

@1,370,235 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

I don't normally take coke but this was some raw stuff and I thought fuck it. I've never heard of crack flavourings before but it doesn't surprise me at all because crack smells like shit and I assume tastes similar.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU double-posted this 2 weeks ago, 2 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,240

I have a nasty bruise on the area of my Adductor Magnus on both sides because of the fucking Sur-ron

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 2 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,263

I did my first real proper grocery shop in like over a year and omgggg
Probably $100 worth of stuff but it's enough for like three batches of pulled pork, two batches of this cream cheese/bacon/pickle/onion spread, a bunch of citrus iced tea, ribs, pad Thai, and some misc stuff
Just missing produce for balsamic glazed roast veg and oven dried tomatoes. Plus a bottle of amaretto for amaretto sours, and smokes.
I guess I'll stay up late cooking a bunch of shit for the week. Don't think I have time to go get some of my stuff from the biker crackhouse tonight unfortunately. Tomorrow after work.

@1,370,238 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
Eh it tastes okay tbh

Green !!bO/s3MBcD replied with this 2 weeks ago, 17 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,264

@1,370,231 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Congrats. Also that sounds like RLS or extreme RLS which I've had before where hyper sensitive to everything and anything touching you is awful. Black seed oil may help.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 2 weeks ago, 2 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,280

@previous (Green !!bO/s3MBcD)
Opiate withdrawals. They're fading.

Update: six lbs of pulled pork in the slow cooker
Also made a bunch of delicious spread but I way overestimated portions and it ended up being two packs of cream cheese, eight slices of bacon, half a red onion, a garlic clove, two bunches of chives, and an unspecified number of sweet gherkins and pickle juice. Oh well. If I can't finish it and it doesn't freeze well my roommates will help.was gonna make pad Thai but this is already an absurd amount of food, plus blueberries and some cookies.

I was supposed to go get some of my stuff from the old place today but its too late now. After work tomorrow I guess. Partner is already asleep so I'm having a final cigarette before joining. He likes to have the AC on blast and it's always fucking freezing when he's there, I hate that. I like it warm and toasty.

tomorrow I have a certification test at work for another project. Will see how it goes.

Erik !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 2 weeks ago, 53 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,290

Welcome back Triptych

Erik !saAqdaazn2 double-posted this 2 weeks ago, 2 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,297

@1,370,280 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Did you hear about Berts death?

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 2 weeks ago, 3 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,311

@previous (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
Wait what??

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 2 weeks ago, 15 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,313

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

Yeah he died a while ago

His name wasn't actually bert

(Edited 21 seconds later.)

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 2 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,315

@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
Shocker. What was it? What did he die of? Is there an obituary? How was his death discovered here?

Erik !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 2 weeks ago, 27 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,319

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

> Shocker. What was it? What did he die of? Is there an obituary? How was his death discovered here?

Someone here told us that they told you.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 2 weeks ago, 5 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,322

@1,370,315 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

https://www.legacy.com/us/obituaries/name/tony-hammond-obituary?id=53737812

He didn't get a funeral

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 2 weeks ago, 12 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,323

@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
Damn

I like the euphemistic "dabbled in a few different careers." Doesn't list cause of death either, interestingly.

He actually looks like a friendly dork in that picture! Wild. The lack of chin is hilarious though.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL double-posted this 2 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,324

Metro strike today so I guess my partner is stuck at home for another hour or two. Guess I'm working in the living room.

Pulled pork is done!

Gonna get a water bottle and a bottle of amaretto over my lunch break. Iced tea for work time and amaretto sours for finishing work. H*ck ye

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL triple-posted this 2 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,329

My fatass cat managed to get in and out of the tiny cat door! He gets to go outside again! I'm so happy.

Taking my lunch break at 9.30 am because I have a feeling this test is going to take a long time. I'm gonna enjoy those amaretto sours after work for sure.

Erik !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 2 weeks ago, 16 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,333

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Did you ever meet Ducky since you both live near each other?

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 2 weeks ago, 9 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,334

@previous (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
We're seven hours away from each other. We have not met. I do have some family in her city. I kinda fell out of touch with my extended family because I was ashamed of myself but I plan on reaching out and re establishing my relationships soon. Maybe I'll go visit sometime soon. Not sure if I still have her phone number.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 2 weeks ago, 25 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,343

@1,370,323 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

I suspect heart failure because of his underlying health issues and the added stress of his mom dying a few weeks prior. Suicide is also plausible if he was upset enough.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 2 weeks ago, 2 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,377

This certification test is bare loooooong
Halfway done, taking a smoke break

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL double-posted this 1 week ago, 6 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,458

Alcohols time
Epic four shot cocktails..in honour of Bert..

Amaretto sours
Amaretto/Tia Maria (vanilla coffee liqueur)/oat milk/sugar
I've had one of each and I'm kinda tipsy. Best drinks I've had in ages. Just have to remember not to drink too many.

Going to get more oat milk and some maraschino cherries. Couple lemons. See if the harmacy has my prescriptions. If there's time I'll get another ice cube tray and a metal water bottle for iced tea (plastic one shrunk to half its size when I poured in boiling water lol). Maybe make some cookies. Demand my partner for cuddles and maybe sex. I haven't had a libido for like half a year it's nice to have a sex drive again.

I was supposed to pass by the crackhouse to pick up some stuff but theres a metro strike for the next three days. Oh well.

I get my first paycheck Monday!

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 1 week ago, 45 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,459

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

Will you be okay going into a crack house while still so recently quit?

tteh !MemesToDNA (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 2 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,470

@1,370,315 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
For some reason I thought I'd mentioned Bert's death when we met up, since that was after his death (November 2023), but I guess that was before anyone had found the obituary yet and posted it here (May 2024, here).

(Edited 1 hour later.)

Erik !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 1 week ago, 3 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,482

@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
You met up? Was killer Lettuce there too?

tteh !MemesToDNA (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 2 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,493

@previous (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
Yeah dragged her down here for the weekend when she was in the UK, either January 2024 or late December. Grate time. Drank enough we started being turned away by bouncers.

Erik !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 1 week ago, 28 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,495

@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
This could the largest minichan meet up in history. I don't know of any other meet ups larger than 3.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 1 week ago, 7 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,523

@1,370,459 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
Crack was never a problem substance for me. I don't like it very much. And the fent they do sell there is fucking shit. Most of the fent dealers I know deliver or live close to me anyway, if I wanted it I could get it here. @1,370,493 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
:') grate time ilu

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL double-posted this 1 week ago, 31 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,528

I passed yesterdays certification! Of the people who posted their grades in the group chat I have the highest so far :o

I like this project a lot more, unfortunately it's only supposed to go for a couple weeks but the client keeps changing stuff on us so maybe it'll go longer!

(Edited 36 seconds later.)

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL triple-posted this 1 week ago, 8 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,538

also lol my mom keeps trying to give me job advice. Bitch hasn't worked a day in her life. She did a warehouse training which was supposed to lead to a job. She did not get a job. But apparently she can tell me that not wanting to do a master's right meow means that I'm doing jobs I don't care about.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 1 week ago, 6 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,583

I bought a sinus rinse kit, to rinse my sinuses. Feels clean, man.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU double-posted this 1 week ago, 11 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,584

The second US civil war is going to be over states rights again lol

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 1 week ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,593

@1,370,333 (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
lol she just answered my text! She thought I was quack and got scared before I realised I should probably tell her who I was

(Edited 9 minutes later.)

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL double-posted this 1 week ago, 21 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,721

Hit the food bank. Got eggies tofu brussel sprouts green onions raspberries blackberries walnuts oat milk butter cheddar cinnamon raisin bagels n poppyseed bagels a pineapple and two apples :) I can go once a month and I can get eight free meals per month (they're $2 after that). They have a cool system where they give you a "budget" ($43 in my case, at least $10 of which has to be on fruit/vegetables), each item is "priced" (some of them have a maximum quantity per person), and you can "spend" that budget however you'd like. I like it. My partner sucks at it though, when he went he came back with a shitload of oranges, some bread, eggs, and butter, and declared that the place sucked. I gave the nice lady doing the registration a hot tip on how to use her computer more efficiently (when selecting from a dropdown list, type the first letter of the item you're searching for and it will go to the first item in the list beginning with that letter) and she was so excited it was super cute.

And i have plans this weekend! Going to a show on Friday, maybe on Saturday if I have money left!with one of my old best friends who I haven't seen in ages! I haven't gone out or seen my friends in sooooo long I'm so excited

(Edited 7 minutes later.)

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 4 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,743

@OP

I'm gay.

(Edited 13 hours later by a moderator.)

Erik The Great !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 1 week ago, 5 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,793

@1,370,721 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I had brussel sprouts last Christmas and was farting all day.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 1 week ago, 14 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,980

I met quota at work today for the first time. Today was not the day I thought that would happen cause I was falling asleep all morning and gave up to take a nap after two hours.

I'm hungry but can't eat, thanks Vyvanse :(

Erik !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 1 week ago, 1 day later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,371,369

Current status

Meta replied with this 1 week ago, 10 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,371,424

@1,370,523 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
> Crack was never a problem substance for me.

What's it feel like to be high on crack? Do crackheads mind becoming... well, crackheads? Are they aware of their degeneration? Do they want to get off crack and stop stealing shit at Walgreens?

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 6 days ago, 2 days later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,371,758

@OP
I'm a stupid baby.

(Edited 3 hours later by a moderator.)

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 4 days ago, 1 day later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,371,977

@1,371,424 (Meta)

> What's it feel like to be high on crack?
Depends on your mental state and environment imo. I feel like it amplifies what you're feeling, more or less. If you're anxious you will become paranoid. If you are extroverted you will become super social. Amplifies your emotions, imo, as most stimulants do. I have a theory of any it gets a bad rap (in this regard - there are a plethora of issues to discuss but they are currently beside the point). People often consume substances because they are unhappy or unfulfilled in some way. So there's already this negative tone floating around in your brain. And stimulants amplify emotional responses. So a normally innocuous thought, sound, or sight, which would usually be dismissed or set aside becomes an object of obsession. Paired with the existing negative mental state, this can spiral into paranoia or psychosis. I've had people tell me that they hallucinate voices when they smoke rock (lol suggestion was suck dick)). Mostly theyre hearing it things like static, white noise, running fans (as a kid I would often think i heard a very quiet radio station but it was the central heating,). Some are much further down the hole. I know some who go into full blown psychosis when they use. My old neighbour was basically an adoptive mum when sober then would threaten to kill me after smoking
> Do crackheads mind becoming... well, crackheads?
Some do. Addiction is a maladaptive coping mechanism. I had a roommate who described his thoughts as a swarm of bees and using stimulants would slow them down enough to catch one. Some people use it to numb emotion, for example PTSD trauma, triggering overwhelming emotion that they can't handle. Healthy coping mechanism? No.
> Are they aware of their degeneration?
Some are.
> Do they want to get off crack and stop stealing shit at Walgreens?
Some do.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 3 days ago, 1 day later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,372,116

CEX fucked me, they sold me a steering wheel that doesn't work.

Erik !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 3 days ago, 38 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,372,118

@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
How the fuck does a wheel not work?

Or was it a gayming thing?

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tteh !MemesToDNA (OP) replied with this 3 days ago, 3 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,372,143

@previous (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
I don't think CeX sell car parts unless they've branched out lately.

(Edited 16 seconds later.)

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 3 days ago, 47 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,372,151

@1,372,118 (Erik !saAqdaazn2)

Needs a PSU and they didn't bother including one.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU double-posted this 3 days ago, 8 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,372,152

Yeah sorry a gaming wheel for sim racing

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 2 days ago, 8 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,372,209

@1,371,758 (O)
That moderator certainly is a baby.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 2 days ago, 7 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,372,238

I'm going to CEX shortly to request they provide my PSU!

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU double-posted this 1 day ago, 11 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,372,297

Update: they provided the PSU

Green !!bO/s3MBcD replied with this 1 day ago, 17 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,372,446

@1,372,116 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
> CEX fucked me
To be fair, they fuck everyone.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 1 day ago, 47 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,372,451

Update: I raced too hard and sprained my wrist

Green !!bO/s3MBcD replied with this 1 day ago, 47 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,372,453

@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
CEX did that to you?

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 1 day ago, 1 hour later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,372,457

@previous (Green !!bO/s3MBcD)

Everything is CEX's fault

Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 1 day ago, 2 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,372,511

@1,368,787 (Erik !saAqdaazn2)

Same!!!!!

Angry Asian !aI6kePN0H6 joined in and replied with this 19 hours ago, 5 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,372,582

OP's image says "MNICHAN"

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 5 hours ago, 13 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,372,631

@previous (Angry Asian !aI6kePN0H6)

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