Topic: My married ex changed her Instagram bio

epoch flicker !!//ofCutyg started this discussion 6 months ago #127,557

I think I feel the cracks in her marriage starting to show!

T-34 joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,377,452

…is this a joke?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 8 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,453

Now's your chance to get in there and fuck her husband.

epoch flicker !!//ofCutyg (OP) replied with this 6 months ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,454

@1,377,452 (T-34)
Why do you think everything is a joke?

T-34 replied with this 6 months ago, 31 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,455

@previous (epoch flicker !!//ofCutyg)
Because it’s hard to believe that you’re being serious.

epoch flicker !!//ofCutyg (OP) replied with this 6 months ago, 17 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,456

@previous (T-34)
Serious as a heart attack.

T-34 replied with this 6 months ago, 44 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,457

@previous (epoch flicker !!//ofCutyg)
I ate a salad yesterday. It was good.

epoch flicker !!//ofCutyg (OP) replied with this 6 months ago, 55 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,458

@previous (T-34)
Okay? I eat the occasional salad too but I fail to see how that's relevant to this conversation.

T-34 replied with this 6 months ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,459

@previous (epoch flicker !!//ofCutyg)
You ever heard of a Caesar salad? With the anchovies in the dressing?

Sometimes you gotta seize the day like a caesar.

epoch flicker !!//ofCutyg (OP) replied with this 6 months ago, 38 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,460

@previous (T-34)
Seize the day? What are you implying?

T-34 replied with this 6 months ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,461

@previous (epoch flicker !!//ofCutyg)
"When you’re a star they let you do it."

- Donald Trump

epoch flicker !!//ofCutyg (OP) replied with this 6 months ago, 46 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,462

@previous (T-34)
Not a big fan of him but alright.

T-34 replied with this 6 months ago, 19 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,463

@previous (epoch flicker !!//ofCutyg)
*alt right

Meta joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,668

She's waiting for you to come back into her life. You should show up on their anniversary with a dozen roses and knock on the door and hit your car horn till she comes out and then she hops in and you do a sick burnout in her husband's driveway, just completely fucking up the lawn with ruts and shit and drive off kissing each other like in a movie.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,750

@previous (Meta)

I disagree. He should come to her home at 3am, throw a pebble on her window and when she comes to it hold aloft a boombox playing "Right Here Waiting" by Richard Marx. She'll cry, do a double hand blow kiss and then run out the front door and embrace him as the sprinklers go off and the music plays.

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