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Topic: Birth control is the fucking worst

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL started this discussion 6 months ago #127,535

I take this pill specifically so I don't have to fucking menstruate (besides not getting knocked up) so of course I can stop taking it for 6 months and not have a fucking period but in the past two months of taking this fucking pill I've had three periods of varying intensity, this one being the worst so far
Fuck me sideways
I hate this shit
Rip out the whole uterus

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 55 minutes later[^] [v] #1,377,139

Gotta wonder if it's even doing the second thing if it's not handling the first. Maybe it's placebos if it's an experimental thing you're on.

epoch flicker !!//ofCutyg joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 31 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,146

@OPeriod
I really hate that you're going through that. I wish I could beat your uterus up for giving you trouble.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 6 months ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,159

@1,377,139 (B)
It's not experimental. Could be the dose is slightly too low. I've brought it up with my doctor when I've had this issue in the past and was told that it is still effective contraception even if there is breakthrough bleeding. And unless I'm infertile, I think the pill has proven itself over the past decade.
Apparently smoking tobacco can cause this too, requiring a higher hormone dose to prevent the bleeding.


....also I forgot to take the fucking pill yesterday, that would do it. Still doesn't make sense that I can cease taking the pill for half a year and not bleed once, yet immediately start a full period if I miss one day.

@previous (epoch flicker !!//ofCutyg)
Thanks, me too! Not while it's still inside me though please.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 3 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,180

So like… I get that women like complaining about the struggles of being a woman but when did it become popular online to talk about tearing your uterus out? That just kinda makes it sound like you’re trans. Imagine if men went around talking about how much they wish they didn’t have a cock. It would be suspicious.

Anonymous D double-posted this 6 months ago, 57 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,181

Like why do women get to get away with saying gay sounding stuff? If I said I wish I didn’t have a penis I’d never live that down.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 6 months ago, 29 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,182

@1,377,180 (D)
Well it has no functional use to me. I'm not going to bear a child. So it's just a source of pain (and hormones). I have no strong feelings about my gender in either direction tbh. I wouldn't mind being male.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) double-posted this 6 months ago, 36 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,183

@1,377,181 (D)
The equivalent to not wanting a penis would be not wanting a vulva or vagina, not wanting to yeet the uterus.

And I am kinda gay

(Edited 21 seconds later.)

Erik !saAqdaazn2 joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 48 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,185

Have you tried seeing a spiritual healer? We have these African guys handing out leaflets at Stratford station promising good results.

Anonymous D replied with this 6 months ago, 4 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,191

@1,377,183 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Okay, well not wanting a ballsack then since the uterus is connected to the ovaries and testicles are technically ovaries that erupted out of our bodies when we were fetuses. And I assume if you got rid of the uterus you’d also get rid of the ovaries because otherwise that would be a bit weird. Is that even possible or would that be like cutting your arms off without cutting your fingers off?

Anonymous D double-posted this 6 months ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,192

@1,377,185 (Erik !saAqdaazn2)

> Have you tried seeing a spiritual healer? We have these African guys handing out leaflets at Stratford station promising good results.

You’re obsessed with black guys. Remember when you were talking about how you were following a cute black guy you had a crush on while riding on a bike? Sounds romantic.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 6 months ago, 17 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,193

@1,377,185 (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
That's my mum's thing and I fucking hate that woman.

Anonymous D replied with this 6 months ago, 46 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,194

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

> mum

Are you British?

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 6 months ago, 37 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,195

@1,377,191 (D)
I dunno but I'd be fine with losing the ovaries and uterus. I'd equate it more to losing an appendix as they're internal organs, not external, and therefore not visually perceived sexual characteristics

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) double-posted this 6 months ago, 8 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,196

@1,377,194 (D)
Dual citizen

Anonymous D replied with this 6 months ago, 42 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,197

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
What’s the other country?

Anonymous D double-posted this 6 months ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,199

@1,377,195 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Idk if I want to have children but I kinda want the ability to have children. But men are weird like that. Taking pride in our fertility while also avoiding having kids at the same time. Like you wanna have healthy testosterone levels and a high sperm count because that makes you more of a man or something. Although to be fair, I can’t remember the last time I had bloodwork done so I’ve actually got no idea what my testosterone levels are. But I assume they’re perfect because I have blind faith.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 6 months ago, 38 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,200

@1,377,197 (D)
Canadia

Anonymous D replied with this 6 months ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,201

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I feel like if America and Canada are twins, America might be the evil one. Sort of like how if Ireland or Britain are twins, Britain is probably the evil twin. Or if China and Japan are twins… it depends which side of the political spectrum you’re on. If you’re right wing I guess China is evil, if you’re a little bit of a lefty then maybe you know… imperialism and all that. Maybe that last one is a bad example.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 6 months ago, 10 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,202

@1,377,199 (D)
Have you ever had your sperm count tested? If not how do you know you're fertile?

Anonymous D replied with this 6 months ago, 33 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,203

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
The same way I know God exists. Blind faith. It never failed me before.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 6 months ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,204

@1,377,201 (D)
Canada and the US are not twins. The US certainly seems to think so and we are influenced by American media. The shitshow with trump has unified Canadians for the first time that I've ever seen, personally (as Canadians, against Trump/the US). I was amazed how quickly American products were taken off shelves lol. I see sooooo many ads from the US begging for Canadian tourists to come back.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) double-posted this 6 months ago, 38 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,205

@1,377,203 (D)
So you could easily be shooting blanks and choose not to find out while taking pride in your assumed virility? Nice.

Anonymous D replied with this 6 months ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,206

@1,377,204 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
It depends on where you are in the United States. In larger cities in the northern United States, like Chicago or Detroit or New York, culturally, Americans are pretty similar. But if you’re talking about rural folks or southerners, then it’s completely different. But in terms of values there are a lot of people in America who if they were the majority they’d probably create a country similar to what Canada has in terms of policy.

Anonymous D double-posted this 6 months ago, 25 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,207

@1,377,205 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
On some level the truth doesn’t matter if we’re all gonna die anyway.

Anonymous D triple-posted this 6 months ago, 7 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,208

@1,377,206 (D)
Even though certain cities like Chicago have a stereotype of gun violence, there’s sort of a weird irony that sometimes the places with the most gun violence have the most support for gun control. But there’s a tragedy of the commons problem where if one person has a gun then everybody needs a gun. So ironically I’ve heard people say they don’t think guns should be legal from people who I know own guns.

Anonymous D quadruple-posted this 6 months ago, 15 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,209

It does look like the US is completely red… unless you look at population density maps… or approval ratings.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,210

@1,377,205 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

> So you could easily be shooting blanks and choose not to find out while taking pride in your assumed virility? Nice.

Microscopes are very available. Any high school for instance. Amazing to do one owns sperm count.

Have to add. bert would have gone ape shit re this topic.

Anonymous D replied with this 6 months ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,211

@previous (F)
I feel like it would be like seeing my own asshole for the first time again.

Anonymous F replied with this 6 months ago, 13 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,213

@previous (D)
Back in my high school days. Sharing a view of my live sperm got me laid with a sweetheart I would have never...nuff said.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 6 months ago, 31 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,222

@1,377,206 (D)
Perhaps Americans in those large cities are similar to Americans in those other large cities. Not the same as Canadians.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) double-posted this 6 months ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,224

@1,377,210 (F)
Please don't go into a high school and put your semen onto their microscopes. Thanks.

@1,377,213 (F)
Wtf

Anonymous F replied with this 6 months ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,225

@1,377,222 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Until your topic I was under the impression that stopping periods on purpose would not be healthy. Now with a review on Google, I see I was out of touch with this subject.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 32 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,226

@1,377,192 (D)

That never happened

Anonymous F replied with this 6 months ago, 3 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,228

@1,377,224 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I found it easy to call up a high school and borrow one for a few hours. Of course working for a totally famous company made this easy.
The laid... back in high school days was related to her interest in the means of extraction of the example.

Anonymous F double-posted this 6 months ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,230

@1,377,224 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Attempted an edit and failed.
Oh I do NOT mean laid as going all the way as that did not happen. Close but as Monica Lewinsky would say, no cigar.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 6 months ago, 4 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,231

@1,377,225 (F)
It is recommended to take the placebo and menstruate once every 3-6 months but meh, I haven't experienced any ill effects from not doing that. Took it continuously for years at a time, only stopped when I wasn't getting laid.

Anonymous F replied with this 6 months ago, 4 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,233

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I am almost older that God herself. Back in my married days and into lots of backpacking and mountain climbing with my wife - We consulted our doctor re her taking birth control pills longer, in order to delay her period. Doc back then said sure but not to often.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,235

@1,377,225 (F)
Ive had a surgery that stopped all of the bleeding during my menstrual cycle. Its called a uterine ablation

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 6 months ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,236

@1,377,233 (F)
These ones are slightly different. A "normal" birth control pill has three weeks, each at different levels of hormones, followed by one placebo week. These ones have the same level of hormone through the whole pack. There's still the placebo week (or a 21pack that just contains 3 weeks) but I just take them back to back.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) double-posted this 6 months ago, 19 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,237

@1,377,235 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
What did you need to qualify for that?

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 months ago, 14 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,250

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Money

Bad period symptoms

(Edited 13 seconds later.)

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 6 months ago, 7 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,256

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
how bad? (Free healthcare so the money thing doesn't apply)

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 months ago, 5 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,259

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I dont know how to quantify that

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 6 months ago, 4 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,375

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Qualitatively, like debilitating lying on the bathroom floor crying level?

T-34 joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 2 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,412

Birth control sounds so cool. Like the control of the birth. Could be a bending power in avatar the last airbender. I want to birth THE CONTROL.

https://youtu.be/oqpECibJ_ZQ

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 months ago, 20 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,421

@1,377,375 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Not that bad

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 6 months ago, 13 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,423

@1,377,412 (T-34)
I wish to birth nothing. Have you read anything about pregnancy and birth? NO FUCKING THANK YOU!

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
How would you describe it qualitatively?

@1,377,210 (F)
Also, explain this please
> bert would have gone ape shit re this topic.

T-34 replied with this 6 months ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,424

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Pregnancy isn’t that bad if you’re not a human. We just evolved big heads and now everything is screwed up.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 months ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,426

@1,377,423 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Makes day to day life difficult. Intense cramping. Back pain and butt lightning

T-34 replied with this 6 months ago, 32 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,427

You know 100 foot long sauropods laid eggs that were only about 8 inches wide? That’s the advantage of not being human. Can’t even tell if their skeletons are male or female because all the reproductive bits are so tiny dinosaur skeletons never really needed to adapt much to it.

T-34 double-posted this 6 months ago, 4 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,430

Tbh it is weird though if you think about it that for some reason, birth is this bad for humans and we’re this smart, but in order to sustain the population, every woman would need to have two kids on average, except there are 8 billion people in the world. So most women for most of history felt the pain of childbirth and then decided to do it again for some reason, multiple times. It’s kinda weird.

T-34 triple-posted this 6 months ago, 34 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,431

Like I get it, sex feels good. It can’t possibly feel that good though.

T-34 quadruple-posted this 6 months ago, 23 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,432

But then spiders exist and they reproduce sexually and that makes no sense. How can a spider think another spider is sexy? How does that work?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,435

@1,377,431 (T-34)
If you're doing it right it kinda does.

T-34 replied with this 6 months ago, 32 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,436

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Have you given birth before?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 months ago, 3 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,437

@previous (T-34)
No I am gonna outsource that to my wife.

T-34 replied with this 6 months ago, 13 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,439

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
You said that pretty confidently.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 months ago, 5 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,441

@previous (T-34)
Yeah it feels that good for me. I am very confident about that.

T-34 replied with this 6 months ago, 3 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,443

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I’m not sure you’re correct that sex feels better than childbirth feels bad, especially since I like food more than sex…

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 months ago, 5 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,447

@previous (T-34)
From my point of view as the man it clearly does. Women may disagree but that is their business

T-34 replied with this 6 months ago, 1 minute later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,449

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I’m skeptical…

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 6 months ago, 1 hour later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,483

@1,377,432 (T-34)
Some creatures like bedbugs do what's called traumatic insemination. As in the male drills a hole through the female's exoskeleton and inseminates through it.

@1,377,430 (T-34)
Hormones are a helluva drug. The body releases incredible amounts of hormones post-partum, so mom bonds with baby and somehow birth doesn't seem so bad in retrospect.

boof joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,538

@1,377,412 (T-34)
maybe an X-man could have the power to control birth

Anon replied with this 6 months ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,571

@1,377,483 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
And you have the unique oral sex a female black widow spider has with the mate. Finger licking good.

T-34 joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,619

@1,377,483 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
It’s not really established that insects feel pain in the first place though. Their exoskeletons are made from chitin which isn’t even alive. Humans have fingernails and hair made from keratin, which isn’t the same material, but the principle is the same in that it’s a thing attached to your body that’s not alive in the first place. It doesn’t hurt when you clip your fingernails or cut your hair. And since insects entire bodies are covered by their exoskeletons, there isn’t really a reason to expect that they should have evolved the ability to feel pain.
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