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Topic: My wife rejected the idea of an open relationship.

Anonymous A started this discussion 6 months ago #127,551

I had chosen a couple, both women, a Brazilian and Russian. They all do yoga at the park together in a class. In my mind they’re sexually fluid but mostly monogamous. My wife is closed minded about this stuff. I want to embrace diversity and I won’t discriminate against them for being 28-30.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 11 minutes later[^] [v] #1,377,371

Try again with two men

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 7 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,380

What kind of men would your wife be into hooking up with?
How can they be monogamous if they're in open relationships sleeping with a married man? Do you expect all these women to commit to you exclusively?

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epoch flicker !!//ofCutyg joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 34 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,391

You should try 2 strong Black bulls instead.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 months ago, 3 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,393

@previous (epoch flicker !!//ofCutyg)
I do like me a(n extra-)strong Black Bull

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Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 53 seconds later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,395

@1,377,380 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

> What kind of men would your wife be into hooking up with?
> How can they be monogamous if they're in open relationships sleeping with a married man? Do you expect all these women to commit to you exclusively?

Men, what the fuck? They’re too hot as fuck lesbians. Or they may be bi. They’re both insanely hot, not the softball coach or brain surgery haircut types.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 months ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,397

@previous (E)
OP specified open relationship. That means both him and his wife would be free to pursue other people. I'm asking what sort of men his wife would be into.
If they're lesbian why would they sleep with you? Or are you planning on watching your wife sleep with them? I wouldn't want someone else choosing my sexual partners personally.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL double-posted this 6 months ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,399

@1,377,393 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Oh when I lived in the crackhouse so many fucking people asked me if I'd ever slept with a black guy
Not just black guys trying to sleep with me, either
It was fucking bizarre

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,400

I am glad you are considering opening up your relationship @OP. i will have sex with your wife to celebrate the good news.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 months ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,401

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Report back

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 months ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,402

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
There's a long line here it'll be a while.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 months ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,425

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I have a book called the Yiddish Policeman's Union which I think you'd enjoy (for reasons beyond Jewishness) but it stinks of stale cigarette smoke and I don't wish to inflict that on somebody

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 months ago, 9 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,434

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I have heard of that but never read it! I will find a copy that hasn't been tainted. The line is moving quickly here though, his wife is very talented.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 months ago, 13 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,438

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Or efficient! I'm moving up in line quite quickly. I hope she likes the strap-on half eaten by a dog. The life sized plush Yoshi that wore the gnawed strap-on eventually contracted bed bugs through a pursuing owner's roommate, I'm told by the pursuing owner. I miss that giant Yoshi.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 months ago, 18 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,445

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Oh yeah my chewed up strap-on bedbug lifesize Yoshi plush doll is also uhh...in the shop getting repaired?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 2 weeks later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,380,467

You will absolutely love the fantastic nonfiction book “How to Live Off the Grid Like a Mountain Man” by George Larrick. It is very hard to put down and a quick read that offers a surprising look at self-sufficient living.
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