Topic: Fun Fact
TheRealSakawaBoyGenius started this discussion 6 months ago #127,544 Every computer is a laptop if you’re brave enough.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 months ago , 35 minutes later[^] [v] #1,377,221 So is a woman, if your dick is long enough.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 months ago , 6 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,223 @OP
> Every computer is a laptop if you’re brave enough.
In no way in any respect is this related to a laptop.
@previous (B)
Women in general will tell you a 13 inch penis
Does not compute chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 6 months ago , 44 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,257 @1,377,221 (B)
Every woman is a laptop if your dick is long enough?
TheRealSakawaBoyGenius joined in and replied with this 6 months ago , 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,258 @1,377,223 (C)
Have you tried taking it to Starbucks?
boof joined in and replied with this 6 months ago , 29 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,270 @1,377,257 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
mabye a reference to really really fat chicks
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU joined in and replied with this 6 months ago , 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,273 @1,377,257 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Yeah, they open up, sit on your lap and get turned on.
Anonymous B replied with this 6 months ago , 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,302 @previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
Yes exactly. It is an old slang term for a woman who sits on your lap to have sex. And some women have big butts and it takes a pretty long penis to burrow its way past the butt cheeks and vulva to hit paydirt of the vaginal opening with enough inches left for penetration.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 6 months ago , 21 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,328 @previous (B)
you describe sex like you're failing to get around chatgpt censorship.
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 6 months ago , 29 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,329 boof replied with this 6 months ago , 6 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,336 @1,377,328 (I)
must be where the term "work-around" originally came from
Anonymous I replied with this 6 months ago , 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,340 @1,377,329 (J)
i'm honored that you think my posts are boof-quality.
Anonymous B replied with this 6 months ago , 13 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,351 @1,377,328 (I)
This term was around long b4 chatgpt was thought of.
Anonymous I replied with this 6 months ago , 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,352 @previous (B)
i know.
> And some women have big butts and it takes a pretty long penis to burrow its way past the butt cheeks and vulva to hit paydirt of the vaginal opening with enough inches left for penetration.
you sound like a psychopath.
Anonymous B replied with this 6 months ago , 26 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,355 @previous (I)
I pretty much am. That's why I hang here.
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 months ago , 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,376 @1,377,302 (B)
You make a penis sound like a sentient worm or caterpillar or ferret or something. It's... off-putting.
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chill dog !!81dzJNNYL double-posted this 6 months ago , 50 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,378 @1,377,273 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
Overly large dicks are not pleasant.
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 6 months ago , 9 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,383 @previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
It's a joke
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 months ago , 15 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,385 @previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
Yeah, but a ton of men buy into the bigger-is-better thing. Categorically untrue imo.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 months ago , 50 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,403 @previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I feel like that is kind of true for gay men compared to women maybe? Idk, sometimes having a 16 inch penis can be such a struggle you know?
Anonymous B replied with this 6 months ago , 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,418 @1,377,385 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
> Yeah, but a ton of men buy into the bigger-is-better thing. Categorically untrue imo.
That's just not true. Men don't give a fuck unless their dick is to stubby to get to the hole. All men care about is busting a nut.
You know why it takes a woman longer to reach orgasm than a man?
Who the fuck cares!
T-34 joined in and replied with this 6 months ago , 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,420 Why are you arguing about men under a post about Minecraft splash text?
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