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Topic: Fun Fact

TheRealSakawaBoyGenius started this discussion 6 months ago #127,544

Every computer is a laptop if you’re brave enough.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 35 minutes later[^] [v] #1,377,221

So is a woman, if your dick is long enough.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 6 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,223

@OP

> Every computer is a laptop if you’re brave enough.

In no way in any respect is this related to a laptop.


@previous (B)
Women in general will tell you a 13 inch penis Does not compute

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 44 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,257

@1,377,221 (B)
Every woman is a laptop if your dick is long enough?

TheRealSakawaBoyGenius joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,258

@1,377,223 (C)
Have you tried taking it to Starbucks?

boof joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 29 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,270

@1,377,257 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
mabye a reference to really really fat chicks

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,273

@1,377,257 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

Yeah, they open up, sit on your lap and get turned on.

Anonymous B replied with this 6 months ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,302

@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
Yes exactly. It is an old slang term for a woman who sits on your lap to have sex. And some women have big butts and it takes a pretty long penis to burrow its way past the butt cheeks and vulva to hit paydirt of the vaginal opening with enough inches left for penetration.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 21 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,328

@previous (B)
you describe sex like you're failing to get around chatgpt censorship.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 29 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,329

@previous (I)
boof post

boof replied with this 6 months ago, 6 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,336

@1,377,328 (I)
must be where the term "work-around" originally came from

Anonymous I replied with this 6 months ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,340

@1,377,329 (J)
i'm honored that you think my posts are boof-quality.

Anonymous B replied with this 6 months ago, 13 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,351

@1,377,328 (I)
This term was around long b4 chatgpt was thought of.

Anonymous I replied with this 6 months ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,352

@previous (B)
i know.

> And some women have big butts and it takes a pretty long penis to burrow its way past the butt cheeks and vulva to hit paydirt of the vaginal opening with enough inches left for penetration.

you sound like a psychopath.

Anonymous B replied with this 6 months ago, 26 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,355

@previous (I)
I pretty much am. That's why I hang here.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 months ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,376

@1,377,302 (B)
You make a penis sound like a sentient worm or caterpillar or ferret or something. It's... off-putting.

(Edited 11 seconds later.)

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL double-posted this 6 months ago, 50 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,378

@1,377,273 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
Overly large dicks are not pleasant.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 6 months ago, 9 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,383

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

It's a joke

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 months ago, 15 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,385

@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
Yeah, but a ton of men buy into the bigger-is-better thing. Categorically untrue imo.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 50 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,403

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I feel like that is kind of true for gay men compared to women maybe? Idk, sometimes having a 16 inch penis can be such a struggle you know?

Anonymous B replied with this 6 months ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,418

@1,377,385 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

> Yeah, but a ton of men buy into the bigger-is-better thing. Categorically untrue imo.

That's just not true. Men don't give a fuck unless their dick is to stubby to get to the hole. All men care about is busting a nut.

You know why it takes a woman longer to reach orgasm than a man?

Who the fuck cares!

T-34 joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,420

Why are you arguing about men under a post about Minecraft splash text?
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