| The problem with China is that China has become weak and feminine and must becom… |
One serving of Jollibee diabetti-spaghetti... (1 month old) |
1 month |
| I’m so glad that we have the right to freedom of expression here in China so th… |
One serving of Jollibee diabetti-spaghetti... (1 month old) |
1 month |
| Actually it was the Jews! |
One serving of Jollibee diabetti-spaghetti... (1 month old) |
1 month |
| Technically the vulva is on the outside and there's nothing perverted about it |
Hate to say it... (4 months old) |
1 month |
| People say that George Washington founded America but what they don’t tell you … |
One serving of Jollibee diabetti-spaghetti... (1 month old) |
1 month |
| Asians at least, yes. |
One serving of Jollibee diabetti-spaghetti... (1 month old) |
1 month |
| You know Chinese people are the real native Americans? |
One serving of Jollibee diabetti-spaghetti... (1 month old) |
1 month |
| We need more brave revolutionaries against the revolution willing to sacrifice … |
One serving of Jollibee diabetti-spaghetti... (1 month old) |
1 month |
| Great! Sex every fucking night. |
One serving of Jollibee diabetti-spaghetti... (1 month old) |
1 month |
| The revolution is not yet lost. We still have hope in the youth of Germany. |
One serving of Jollibee diabetti-spaghetti... (1 month old) |
1 month |
| And how are those North Korean girls treating you up there? |
One serving of Jollibee diabetti-spaghetti... (1 month old) |
1 month |
| How much "moving around" burns off 93 fucking kilograms of sugar? |
One serving of Jollibee diabetti-spaghetti... (1 month old) |
1 month |
| https://youtu.be/llu0CtpAmiw |
What if I just fucking kill you? (1 month old) |
1 month |
| I’m deadass not making this pizza. |
How do you wake up? (1 month old) |
1 month |
| You know how they say when someone dies sometimes they will come back as somethi… |
How do you wake up? (1 month old) |
1 month |
| The human body uses sugar for energy, if you weren't such a lard ass you'd burn … |
One serving of Jollibee diabetti-spaghetti... (1 month old) |
1 month |
| My mom died before I was born. |
How do you wake up? (1 month old) |
1 month |
| Shut the fuck up matt |
One serving of Jollibee diabetti-spaghetti... (1 month old) |
1 month |
| I love your mom tho |
How do you wake up? (1 month old) |
1 month |
| You son of a bitch. Fuck you |
What if I just fucking kill you? (1 month old) |
1 month |
| But you don’t even like girls. |
How do you wake up? (1 month old) |
1 month |
| You don't know your mom's number? |
What if I just fucking kill you? (1 month old) |
1 month |
| Yea, I will. What's her number? |
What if I just fucking kill you? (1 month old) |
1 month |
| Before you kill me, will you call my girlfriend and tell her I love her? |
What if I just fucking kill you? (1 month old) |
1 month |
| With your mom next to me after fucking her the night before |
How do you wake up? (1 month old) |
1 month |
| Jared is quiet but he has a mighty metabolism. |
How do you wake up? (1 month old) |
1 month |
| You were born to die. It's your DUTY. |
What if I just fucking kill you? (1 month old) |
1 month |
| Don't you think it would be rude to deny me the thrill of killing you? How fucki… |
What if I just fucking kill you? (1 month old) |
1 month |
| You've never died before. What if it feels really good? Don't you think you shou… |
What if I just fucking kill you? (1 month old) |
1 month |
| I masturbate then do heroin. |
How do you fall asleep? (1 month old) |
1 month |
| Just imagine my hands around your throat right now. Would you let go? Would you … |
What if I just fucking kill you? (1 month old) |
1 month |
| And they could be back any day. That’s no excuse! Jared has been manning the fo… |
How do you wake up? (1 month old) |
1 month |
| dude, that's was gone centuries ago |
How do you wake up? (1 month old) |
1 month |
| Borders are important. Stay woke. Don’t let your guard down. These fields have n… |
How do you wake up? (1 month old) |
1 month |
| I do or I don't. I can't will it. What I think sometimes is a pathway is to en… |
How do you fall asleep? (1 month old) |
1 month |
| In these trying times it’s important to remain vigilant. Don’t let your guard do… |
How do you wake up? (1 month old) |
1 month |
| Cocaine |
How do you wake up? (1 month old) |
1 month |
| ~ |
My entire savings was in Wendy's and now I'm freaking out. (1 month old) |
1 month |
| Hey, stay woke out there. And I don’t mean that in a political way. When you wer… |
How do you wake up? (1 month old) |
1 month |
| I suppose I could come out of retirement and wake up one last time… |
How do you wake up? (1 month old) |
1 month |
| I got real smoke xanny bowls got big juice overflow. 🍦 |
My entire savings was in Wendy's and now I'm freaking out. (1 month old) |
1 month |
| I’m fucking rollies and if you really get that money don’t be worried bout t… |
My entire savings was in Wendy's and now I'm freaking out. (1 month old) |
1 month |
| After fucking your mom |
How do you fall asleep? (1 month old) |
1 month |
| fent patches |
How do you fall asleep? (1 month old) |
1 month |
| Heroin |
How do you fall asleep? (1 month old) |
1 month |
| Haha! Bix noob glib glob blob bob nigguh bloop bloop |
I watched a documentary about jello pudding pops and I think it was racist. (1 month old) |
1 month |
| Just wait until Scotland starts letting the glip glob balangalang down their le… |
I watched a documentary about jello pudding pops and I think it was racist. (1 month old) |
1 month |
| england is now allowing "ala kachuu" for refugees and white british wo… |
I watched a documentary about jello pudding pops and I think it was racist. (1 month old) |
1 month |
| ~ |
Necropants tho (1 month old) |
1 month |
| She looks just like my ex |
Compacted shit tho (1 month old) |
1 month |