| Open up the bomb bay https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NuHeTxZxgSs |
Trouble in paradise (11 months old) |
10 months |
| Wrong. |
I’m oatmeal fucker’s cousin (10 months old) |
10 months |
| https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JlS8tLVMgs0 |
Facts about me (10 months old) |
10 months |
| Shut the fuck up Matt |
I’m oatmeal fucker’s cousin (10 months old) |
10 months |
| Why did Negroes invent AIDS by eating monkeys???? |
Why did white people invent homosexuality? (10 months old) |
10 months |
| Bro wtf is wrong with white people. |
If everything people on minichan hated was a loading screen to a video game it would be this (10 months old) |
10 months |
| Oh, crap. I need to run. I'm late for the overnight shift at the gloryhole! |
If everything people on minichan hated was a loading screen to a video game it would be this (10 months old) |
10 months |
| Both answers are correct by the way. |
Trust issues (10 months old) |
10 months |
| You egg foo dumb. What’s so great about being white anyway? Blacks are fast, As… |
Why did white people invent homosexuality? (10 months old) |
10 months |
| No you aren't you fucking chinky slant eyed egg roll sucking bastard. |
Why did white people invent homosexuality? (10 months old) |
10 months |
| I’m black, you think I give a fuck about the rules? You don’t even know how to … |
Why did white people invent homosexuality? (10 months old) |
10 months |
| Get going Willie, people are waiting. You know the rules about keeping customer… |
Why did white people invent homosexuality? (10 months old) |
10 months |
| You know damn well you’re a communist. |
Why did white people invent homosexuality? (10 months old) |
10 months |
| Whatever makes the customer happy. Get to it. |
Why did white people invent homosexuality? (10 months old) |
10 months |
| You know Trump gave that guy a presidential pardon? |
If everything people on minichan hated was a loading screen to a video game it would be this (10 months old) |
10 months |
| I’m about to carve out some holes 🔪 Hold still… |
Why did white people invent homosexuality? (10 months old) |
10 months |
| Why don’t they use glass bricks in new construction? It’s kinda a vibe… |
If everything people on minichan hated was a loading screen to a video game it would be this (10 months old) |
10 months |
| Breaks over. Get back to your hole. |
Why did white people invent homosexuality? (10 months old) |
10 months |
| …except the fact he’s antisocial. They’d probably relate to that. |
If everything people on minichan hated was a loading screen to a video game it would be this (10 months old) |
10 months |
| I work at SoftBank. |
Facts about me (10 months old) |
10 months |
| Fourth: you work at a gloryhole. |
Facts about me (10 months old) |
10 months |
| Why do so many low IQ people use this website? I’m not even going to explain it… |
Why did white people invent homosexuality? (10 months old) |
10 months |
| don;t you work at a gloryhole? |
Why did white people invent homosexuality? (10 months old) |
10 months |
| Yeah I don’t give a shit about obsidian unless we’re building a nether porta… |
Has anyone ever heard of Obsidian Security? (10 months old) |
10 months |
| Tbh the fact other people impersonate me just adds to my sakawa boy aura. Nobody… |
Has anyone ever heard of Obsidian Security? (10 months old) |
10 months |
| HIV positive |
I joined Sakawa's adult store company! (10 months old) |
10 months |
| Furries deserve animal rights! |
Fibonacci's whore (10 months old) |
10 months |
| This will definitely work out better the second time around! |
I am so thankful that my ex contacted me. (10 months old) |
10 months |
| I'm not talking about dating. |
I am so thankful that my ex contacted me. (10 months old) |
10 months |
| You're not ready to date right now |
I am so thankful that my ex contacted me. (10 months old) |
10 months |
| Damn tho… that woman… she not lacking. She got a strap on her. |
I’m oatmeal fucker’s cousin (10 months old) |
10 months |
| ~ |
I’m oatmeal fucker’s cousin (10 months old) |
10 months |
| I was administered a proper IQ test but it was when I was quite young, like 8 ye… |
What's your Unscientific IQ? (10 months old) |
10 months |
| Shoutout to Jeffery Epstein by the way! It’s not fair what the media did to that… |
The Hoteps were right (10 months old) |
10 months |
| I’m an Epstein island boooooooooooy https://youtu.be/wRwVfjOuRtM |
The Hoteps were right (10 months old) |
10 months |
| Put the drill in your pants about 20 foot up in the air. |
I WON $9 ON A $3 BET!!!! (10 months old) |
10 months |
| UFC. THANKS. |
I WON $9 ON A $3 BET!!!! (10 months old) |
10 months |
| If you think about it we actually can’t be antisemitic because we are Jew also. … |
The Hoteps were right (10 months old) |
10 months |
| Fun fact about me and Oatmeal Fucker: our family tree is actually a circle. |
I’m oatmeal fucker’s cousin (10 months old) |
10 months |
| Maybe this is a better name. I’m not a Fucker, I’m a Tucker, but don’t get it tw… |
I’m oatmeal fucker’s cousin (10 months old) |
10 months |
| Basically: I think you’re a weird guy who says weird stuff and I don’t trust yo… |
Maybe this is bad but like (10 months old) |
10 months |
| I have a lot of questions about what you just said, but I want exactly zero of … |
Maybe this is bad but like (10 months old) |
10 months |
| I don’t think Donald Trump would hire epoch flicker for anything. I’m not tryin… |
I will defend President Trump until the day I die. (10 months old) |
10 months |
| What did you bet on? |
I WON $9 ON A $3 BET!!!! (10 months old) |
10 months |
| They lower speeds in areas for “safety” (shakedown), where you absolutely ca… |
I count my speeding tickets as charitable contributions. (10 months old) |
10 months |
| I have yet to see anyone benefit from working closely With him. You either get s… |
I will defend President Trump until the day I die. (10 months old) |
10 months |
| I mean if there are rich people who want to rape children and Jeffrey Epstein w… |
Trouble in paradise (11 months old) |
10 months |
| It’s mostly there. Read about “dead Internet” theory. It’s mostly bots and p… |
"You’re probably looking at at least another year or two before she risks cracking." (10 months old) |
10 months |
| Positive? |
I joined Sakawa's adult store company! (10 months old) |
10 months |
| Yeehaw! |
I count my speeding tickets as charitable contributions. (10 months old) |
10 months |