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Topic: ChatGPT tells me what to eat blog

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU started this discussion 3 weeks ago #131,978

Correct, the electric retard is fully in control of my eating plan for the rest of the month of January. I decided to try this because I noticed I was eating a lot of TV dinners and frozen pizzas and wanted to try something different. I gave it dietary preferences, equipment available and indicated that I preferred a low-medium budget.

1st Jan I had leftovers so my tale started on the 2nd, when I had beef meatballs and fried onions over a bed of cheese mash potato with vegetable medley. I thought that it was very nice.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU (OP) double-posted this 3 weeks ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,410,343

3rd of January I had a rump steak with potato chips and a similar but different vegetable medley. It went down very well.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU (OP) triple-posted this 3 weeks ago, 35 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,347

4th of January I ate two buttered potatoes with cheese and baked beans.

Big black dude on the computer joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 49 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,355

@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
A lactose intolerant nightmare

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,385

> electric retard
https://archive.is/hs2yw

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU (OP) replied with this 3 weeks ago, 20 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,476

It is the 5th of January and I've been told to make this weird pasta concoction. It's probably the shittest meal I've had yet but it didn't taste bad and I suppose it's nutritious.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU (OP) double-posted this 3 weeks ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,947

Yesterday I ate takeout as a treat, but today I'm back on the GPT diet. Today's meal is rustic mashed potatoes with pork and black pepper sausages with side of steamed vegetable.

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 5 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,948

How are you doing this? Did you generate a big list all in one go, or are you asking it for a new meal every day?

Seems like perfectly nice, if basic choices so far. I doubt it'll, like, spontaneously suggest anything really unconventional.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 10 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,949

@1,410,947 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
> takeout
Takeaway lad, you're British.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU (OP) replied with this 3 weeks ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,952

@1,410,948 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)

I asked it to generate a big list and then give me a shopping list for items I would need to accomplish the plan, but I'm also not scrolling back to read the list and am instead providing it the date and asking what my next meal will be.

I agree that the selections are fairly basic, but I don't mind basic as long as it's nutritious and I feel that the directions given have improved my nutritional intake over microwave meals and frozen pizza. It's certainly a lot fresher.

Anonymous E replied with this 3 weeks ago, 5 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,953

@1,410,347 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
I read this as "battered potatoes" and was like you fucking maniac.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU (OP) replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 day later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,411,192

Today's meal is potato wedges, smoked haddock fillet with tartare sauce and vegetable medley. I accidentally made way to many potato wedges by using 3 potatoes, when I scrolled back to the AI it did only say to use 2 so it's my fault. I had some steak seasoning so I tossed them in that before cooking them, it all came out quite nice!

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU (OP) double-posted this 3 weeks ago, 22 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,411,340

@1,410,948 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)

> I doubt it'll, like, spontaneously suggest anything really unconventional.

Today's meal is... Interesting.

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 3 weeks ago, 14 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,411,341

@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
😲

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 42 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,411,349

@1,411,340 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
It's poop, isn't it?

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU (OP) replied with this 3 weeks ago, 2 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,411,385

Today's meal is fried mince in tomato gravy, on top of bed of mash potatoes with side of vegetables.

To be honest, when it describes this meal to me my first reaction was "What the fuck this is cursed" but actually it tastes pretty nice. Very filling and comforting on a cold winter's day.

Anonymous F replied with this 3 weeks ago, 10 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,411,387

@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
So, poop. Got it.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU (OP) replied with this 3 weeks ago, 4 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,411,388

@previous (F)

I think if your poops look like this then you ought to see a doctor.

Anonymous E replied with this 3 weeks ago, 28 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,411,391

@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
Or an exorcist.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU (OP) replied with this 3 weeks ago, 15 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,411,548

GPT can be quite agreeable.

Today it wants me to make sausage, mash, veg and gravy. Now I've had mash a few times already and I said to it, can't we try something other than mash. It gave me a few options, the three main ones were wedges, boiled potatoes or rice and it said wedges were the best choice.

I asked what it thought about roast potatoes and it agreed enthusiastically with the idea and gave me timed cooking instructions and so how to plate it, so that's what I'll be doing tonight.

Does this still count as ChatGPT telling me what to eat? I'm not so sure. But perhaps this is the best use of AI assistant, where human and robot come together to create a solid plan.

Anonymous E replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,411,549

@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
Ask it if there's a seahorse emoji.

(Edited 11 seconds later.)

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU (OP) replied with this 3 weeks ago, 5 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,411,562

Without ado, here is the sausage, veg and roast potato dinner I was told to make today. It's nice, not much else to say.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU (OP) double-posted this 2 weeks ago, 1 day later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,411,800

Today it wanted me to make a mince and tomato thing with rice but I've been really tired and said I wanted to make some fish and wedges instead. I guess I really can't count this as ChatGPT telling me what to eat, however perhaps it does mean that the experiment is working - because even though I'm tired I still made some real food instead of cheap pizza.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU (OP) triple-posted this 2 weeks ago, 1 day later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,412,170

I had carryoff yesterday because I was very tired, today I was also tired and asked for an easy meal. This is what it suggested.
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