| My old man’s a Provo. |
Made $30 doing Instacart today (10 months old) |
10 months |
| seems to me like you're taking advantage of a woman who had a problem, and are … |
I am so thankful that my ex contacted me. (10 months old) |
10 months |
| Well, what would my ED page say? |
What would you write in my Wikipedia page? (10 months old) |
10 months |
| T-34 HAS LEFT THE BUILDING… IN RUINS! Fun fact: did you know Russian artillery … |
I am so thankful that my ex contacted me. (10 months old) |
10 months |
| Which time? The cops weren't called the time. They were the night I showed up a… |
I am so thankful that my ex contacted me. (10 months old) |
10 months |
| you are living a life that will get you put on encyclopedia dramatica at best. |
What would you write in my Wikipedia page? (10 months old) |
10 months |
| If I wanna be extra, I’m gonna be extra. |
I am so thankful that my ex contacted me. (10 months old) |
10 months |
| Why not? I'm clearly on the Mount Rushmore of new generation shitposters. |
What would you write in my Wikipedia page? (10 months old) |
10 months |
| this sounds rehearsed. did you say the same thing to the officers afterwards? |
I am so thankful that my ex contacted me. (10 months old) |
10 months |
| This isn't an airport. You don't have to announce your departure. |
I am so thankful that my ex contacted me. (10 months old) |
10 months |
| I wouldn’t. |
What would you write in my Wikipedia page? (10 months old) |
10 months |
| I’m gonna be honest: I don’t have the bandwidth to care about this. |
I am so thankful that my ex contacted me. (10 months old) |
10 months |
| many citations, only to one source: the book "why does he do that?" by… |
What would you write in my Wikipedia page? (10 months old) |
10 months |
| Well, she lied on Facebook one time when a mutual friend publicly posted about … |
I am so thankful that my ex contacted me. (10 months old) |
10 months |
| Thank God he’s stupid. |
I am so thankful that my ex contacted me. (10 months old) |
10 months |
| I think strength has more to do with intelligence. |
I am so thankful that my ex contacted me. (10 months old) |
10 months |
| you sound like a psychopath. does your ex know you believe men who beat women a… |
I am so thankful that my ex contacted me. (10 months old) |
10 months |
| They're probably all saggy and hairy. I'm not gonna do that. Are they saggy? |
North Korean cinema is fucking great! (10 months old) |
10 months |
| Being able to commit violence effectively is strength. At the same time, being … |
I am so thankful that my ex contacted me. (10 months old) |
10 months |
| Where’s the part where the Dennis Rodman frees the Korean people using a nuclear… |
North Korean cinema is fucking great! (10 months old) |
10 months |
| Suck my balls, bitch. |
North Korean cinema is fucking great! (10 months old) |
10 months |
| You never give me your address. |
North Korean cinema is fucking great! (10 months old) |
10 months |
| Make me, bitch. |
North Korean cinema is fucking great! (10 months old) |
10 months |
| what makes a man's capacity to be dangerous "great" to you? that soun… |
I am so thankful that my ex contacted me. (10 months old) |
10 months |
| Shut the fuck ip. |
North Korean cinema is fucking great! (10 months old) |
10 months |
| Great mean are men who have the potential to be effectively dangerous but don’t… |
I am so thankful that my ex contacted me. (10 months old) |
10 months |
| you said "he couldn't harm a fly" like it was a problem to you. |
I am so thankful that my ex contacted me. (10 months old) |
10 months |
| It's not me you should be asking, it's the majority of women who consistently c… |
I am so thankful that my ex contacted me. (10 months old) |
10 months |
| what's wrong with men who aren't violent to you? |
I am so thankful that my ex contacted me. (10 months old) |
10 months |
| You accused me of having the potential to kill her. It was a grossly offensive … |
I am so thankful that my ex contacted me. (10 months old) |
10 months |
| suspiciously specific denial. |
I am so thankful that my ex contacted me. (10 months old) |
10 months |
| She was never in any danger of being killed. |
I am so thankful that my ex contacted me. (10 months old) |
10 months |
| as we all know women want men who will kill them at a moment's notice. you're… |
I am so thankful that my ex contacted me. (10 months old) |
10 months |
| How many of them were ting tings? |
Made $30 doing Instacart today (10 months old) |
10 months |
| No. |
Made $30 doing Instacart today (10 months old) |
10 months |
| Do you have a regular 9-5? |
Made $30 doing Instacart today (10 months old) |
10 months |
| He should put his peepee in my bumbum |
Minitwitter #43 (11 months old) |
10 months |
| I feel like I shouldn’t even try to understand what his broken English means bec… |
Rape niggers. (10 months old) |
10 months |
| I know I have the same username so it’s confusing but don’t lump me in with him… |
Rape niggers. (10 months old) |
10 months |
| Men are so disgusting |
Rape niggers. (10 months old) |
10 months |
| ~ |
The internet (10 months old) |
10 months |
| Its too bad catladypoop is so bland and nutrionally deficient. Id get so more s… |
Rape niggers. (10 months old) |
10 months |
| Cool story bro! |
Att: Matt: Serious Question (10 months old) |
10 months |
| Ok, I'm done. I left quite a mess. |
Tough shift at the old tired shtick posting today (10 months old) |
10 months |
| Fuck, ive done got myself excited again. 😮💨 Ill be back. |
Tough shift at the old tired shtick posting today (10 months old) |
10 months |
| Like i think to myself, damn im capable of that? I fukken rock! Except with cock… |
Tough shift at the old tired shtick posting today (10 months old) |
10 months |
| You must have a boring life Matthew. |
Tough shift at the old tired shtick posting today (10 months old) |
10 months |
| Oh, I see Meta's fee fees were hurt! |
Tough shift at the old tired shtick posting today (10 months old) |
10 months |
| But then again, my foreskin almost fell off! |
Tough shift at the old tired shtick posting today (10 months old) |
10 months |
| But at the same time, its a kinda good burn. Like how i imagine a bodybuilder or… |
Tough shift at the old tired shtick posting today (10 months old) |
10 months |