| Minitwitter #45: British BBS Edition[STICKY] |
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697 |
2 months |
| Lipton® Recipe Secrets® and Soup Secrets® Recipe of the Day: NACHO DIP[LOCKED] |
3 |
15 |
8 years |
| Replacing your lover’s Christmas tree with a man-eating giant Venus flytrap[LOCKED] |
1 |
11 |
8 years |
| Replacing your lover's Christmas music with Alvin and the Chipmunk covers of the songs.[LOCKED] |
1 |
13 |
8 years |
| Replacing your lover’s kidney with a small beanbag while she sleeps[LOCKED] |
5 |
25 |
8 years |
| Imagine you were dating/married to a successful actress.[LOCKED] |
43 |
30 |
8 years |
| Apple slows down older phones on purpose.[LOCKED] |
12 |
29 |
8 years |
| Replacing your lover's sanity with the ramblings of a pedo pretending to be a wee English school boy[LOCKED] |
5 |
23 |
8 years |
| ALL I want for Christmas..[LOCKED] |
2 |
25 |
8 years |
| Syntax, do you believe that women are natural chefs?[LOCKED] |
5 |
21 |
8 years |
| Hi, I'm new here.[LOCKED] |
4 |
23 |
8 years |
| “I thought I heard the crows calling my name...”[LOCKED] |
7 |
20 |
8 years |
| Touch the coward.[LOCKED] |
3 |
21 |
8 years |
| FAO: Everyone (Important)[LOCKED] |
15 |
50 |
8 years |
| Sucking your girlfriend's penis and shallowing her cum every day for a year.[LOCKED] |
1 |
17 |
8 years |
| Do you think I'll be able to play Doom (2016) at a reasonable frame rate?[LOCKED] |
9 |
19 |
8 years |
| What gift are you giving your mistress for Christmas?[LOCKED] |
3 |
20 |
8 years |
| Only 82 hours until Christmas.[LOCKED] |
13 |
21 |
8 years |
| It's time for this hatred of communism to end...[LOCKED] |
15 |
32 |
8 years |
| becky@impersonation[LOCKED] |
3 |
22 |
8 years |
| Do you wash your car while it is raining?[LOCKED] |
2 |
19 |
8 years |
| Stoically accepting tuberculosis and losing weight as a result.[LOCKED] |
4 |
21 |
8 years |
| Matt is a liar![LOCKED] |
21 |
32 |
8 years |
| Stoic Thought of the Day (21st December)[LOCKED] |
6 |
17 |
8 years |
| Stoically accepting a less than ideal tuber from your In N Out potato sommelier[LOCKED] |
7 |
25 |
8 years |
| Lipton® Recipe Secrets® and Soup Secrets® Recipe of the Day: MEATBALL SOUP[LOCKED] |
8 |
17 |
8 years |
| This is true humility.[LOCKED] |
2 |
23 |
8 years |
| Syntax, what do you think of this woman?[LOCKED] |
9 |
26 |
8 years |
| Wishing i knew what was going on[LOCKED] |
3 |
27 |
8 years |
| Is al-Walter a strong independent black woman who don’t need no man? (Poll)[LOCKED] |
6 |
22 |
8 years |
| frogs are grate[LOCKED] |
2 |
22 |
8 years |
| How many of you numbnuts will be having McDonald’s for your Christmas dinner?[LOCKED] |
4 |
21 |
8 years |
| late getting off tonight..[LOCKED] |
4 |
23 |
8 years |
| Who is our Bert's Ernie?[LOCKED] |
5 |
25 |
8 years |
| Going to China and contracting tuberculosis[LOCKED] |
21 |
31 |
8 years |
| Replacing Meta with a competent, rational mod[LOCKED] |
7 |
28 |
8 years |
| free adverti ideas for you copanies out there[LOCKED] |
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13 |
8 years |
| A transwoman stores sperm for security of biological children,[LOCKED] |
7 |
22 |
8 years |
| Meta, my mistake; you were there after all[LOCKED] |
17 |
25 |
8 years |
| ARBYS HAS THE MEATS..[LOCKED] |
7 |
24 |
8 years |
| There are only 102 hours until Christmas.[LOCKED] |
1 |
21 |
8 years |
| We might get snow tonight.[LOCKED] |
7 |
31 |
8 years |
| Help I'm turning into Meta![LOCKED] |
2 |
26 |
8 years |
| Soaring over traffic in my Toyota® Yaris™[LOCKED] |
1 |
21 |
8 years |
| Meta, you cost me two tanks of gas and six hours of driving.[LOCKED] |
8 |
24 |
8 years |
| Post-ironically posting First in a topic which will receive no other replies.[LOCKED] |
5 |
22 |
8 years |
| Santa isn't real, huh?[LOCKED] |
4 |
20 |
8 years |
| Fashioning a suit, hat and tie from your lover's sagging distended skinflaps.[LOCKED] |
1 |
12 |
8 years |
| Show me the potato![LOCKED] |
6 |
29 |
8 years |
| Stoically accepting your lover's girlpoots.[LOCKED] |
2 |
18 |
8 years |