Topic: Postmortem's Cheesecake Factory Incide
henn the lord of cocks started this discussion 13 years ago #27,288
What happened exactly?
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #408,678
I dont know, but I cant imagine being n a bad mood when cheesecake is involved.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 9 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #408,679
What happens at the Cheesecake Factory stays in the Cheesecake Factory.
Meta !PARAdoxiHw joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #408,691
He walked into their offices armed with a minigun.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #408,693
@previous (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
I heard that somebody was shot outside their house by a person they did not know (and neither did he).
I heard that somebody was shot outside their house by a person they did not know (and neither did he).
Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #408,698
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
News reports identified the victim as the cool kid in sunglasses.
News reports identified the victim as the cool kid in sunglasses.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #408,701
Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 27 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #408,709
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
It was one of Kimmo's later spams. It went something like this: Christopher Poole, the cool kid in sunglasses, will be shot dead outside your house by someone you don't know (and neither do I).
It was one of Kimmo's later spams. It went something like this: Christopher Poole, the cool kid in sunglasses, will be shot dead outside your house by someone you don't know (and neither do I).
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #408,710
@previous (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
lol, k.
Those spam messages never did make him sound like the sanest of individuals.
lol, k.
Those spam messages never did make him sound like the sanest of individuals.
Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 24 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #408,711
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
I enjoyed reading them because decoding it was like solving a puzzle (I love Syntax for the same reason).
I enjoyed reading them because decoding it was like solving a puzzle (I love Syntax for the same reason).
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #408,715
@previous (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
They were quite simple to figure out. Usually it was just a case of dropping every other letter to see the real words.
Syntax, on the other hand... Damlol
They were quite simple to figure out. Usually it was just a case of dropping every other letter to see the real words.
Syntax, on the other hand... Damlol
Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #408,717
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Syntax claims to have invented the other hand so he could launch ten myle Qualcomm satellytes while simultaneously holding his surfboard.
Syntax claims to have invented the other hand so he could launch ten myle Qualcomm satellytes while simultaneously holding his surfboard.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #408,719
@previous (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
Was this around the time he was advising the human body on evolutionary policy?
Was this around the time he was advising the human body on evolutionary policy?
Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #408,721
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Yes! He claims to have invented evolution as a way for his creations to attain perfection.
Yes! He claims to have invented evolution as a way for his creations to attain perfection.
!KThEOwLwbU joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #408,722
Since we're shitposting now, why is green claiming to be king of the nerds
Is it some kind of in joke or what
Is it some kind of in joke or what
Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 34 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #408,723
!KThEOwLwbU replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #408,724
!KThEOwLwbU double-posted this 13 years ago, 50 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #408,725
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 4 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #408,726
@408,722 (!KThEOwLwbU)
He's been saying a lot of random crap recently. I wouldn't assign much meaning to it, it's probably just nonsense.
He's been saying a lot of random crap recently. I wouldn't assign much meaning to it, it's probably just nonsense.
(Edited 6 minutes later.)
Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 16 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #408,728
@408,724 (!KThEOwLwbU)
@408,725 (!KThEOwLwbU)
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
You know he's Godfather of the Aylesbury MAfia, right?
@408,725 (!KThEOwLwbU)
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
You know he's Godfather of the Aylesbury MAfia, right?
(Edited 26 seconds later.)
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 11 years later, 11 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,315,123
where's the original thread
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 21 minutes later, 11 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,315,128
@previous (G)
He deleted his post like a pussy but a heroic anon saved it before he edited it away.
https://minichan.net/topic/27362#reply_409615
He deleted his post like a pussy but a heroic anon saved it before he edited it away.
https://minichan.net/topic/27362#reply_409615
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 12 minutes later, 11 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,315,130
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 39 minutes later, 11 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,315,153
He was emasculated by her paying the check and took out his anger on her
Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 1 year ago, 8 minutes later, 11 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,315,160
@1,315,128 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Hahaha, what the fuck. I'd mostly forgotten this. He was such a character.
Hahaha, what the fuck. I'd mostly forgotten this. He was such a character.
Anonymous F replied with this 1 year ago, 4 hours later, 11 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,315,217
La Reina Catalina !j0siCathyI joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 11 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,315,218
@408,691 (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
Wait, what? Did something happened to postmortem? I assume he was the guy who looks like Kylo Ren, right?
I know he broke a girl's hand/wrist, but did something else happen?
What the fuck?
Wait, what? Did something happened to postmortem? I assume he was the guy who looks like Kylo Ren, right?
I know he broke a girl's hand/wrist, but did something else happen?
What the fuck?