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Topic: Minitwitter #44

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE started this discussion 3 months ago #130,553

Post your current status, comrades!

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Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP) double-posted this 3 months ago, 29 minutes later[^] [v] #1,400,231

Always keep your real ones nearby. 🔥

Tired Erik !saAqdaazn2 joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 14 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,400,234

Current status.

Woke Erik !RP/WfXXeAI joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 5 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,400,275

@previous (Tired Erik !saAqdaazn2)

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 2 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,400,295

@1,400,231 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
Sorry, but as a certified appraiser with the Benevolent Grader Society of the City of London, L5-numismatist professional, those coins are inauthentic modern facsimiles.

If you have a receipt, it's advised you contact your local weights & measures to report this.

Lady D !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 23 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,400,487

Tired Erik !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 3 months ago, 1 day later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,400,966

Going to bed early on a Saturday night. Fucking based.

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 3 months ago, 4 days later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,401,738

Sometimes I've just gotta take a moment to admire the collection, you know? 😌

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 25 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,401,742

Faggots lol

Tired Erik !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 3 months ago, 4 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,401,766

I was at Wembley tonight to see England beat Serbia. I was a guest in a private box owned by a client.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 51 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,401,774

@1,401,738 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
Where are the certificates of authenticity?

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 3 months ago, 30 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,401,780

@previous (H)
I actually do have a few! I keep them in a folder.

That said, anon, if you collected ancient coins you'd know that certificates aren't really a standard thing. Most ancients aren't sold with one.

Anonymous H replied with this 3 months ago, 3 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,401,799

@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
When buying a coin without a certification, do you just bite it or what?

Anonymous D replied with this 3 months ago, 3 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,401,833

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Woke Erik !8FJO3brs.. double-posted this 3 months ago, 27 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,401,847

@1,401,766 (Tired Erik !saAqdaazn2)

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 3 months ago, 19 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,401,856

@1,401,799 (H)
The rule of thumb is to stick with trusted, experienced dealers and auction houses. But if someone is not sure about the authenticity of their coin for whatever reason, it's pretty easy to post some pictures and measurements online and get advice from the community. There's a sizeable community of experienced collectors who can reliably detect fakes.

Lively Lettuce !8Sr2cN8CVw replied with this 3 months ago, 2 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,401,861

@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)

Anonymous H replied with this 3 months ago, 38 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,401,862

@1,401,856 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
Any schmuck with a coin press can make a set, dent them with a hammer, use electrolysis to add rust, then pawn them off for 100 quid. Our denarii diorama doth shimmer with the patina-plush of yesteryear’s tax fraud—verily, a numismatic-nirvana! But hark! Why let authenticity hog all the aureus-glory when you can deploy a little faux-fortuna on the flaneurs of Forum Square?.. deploy your gyp-gleam stack near gelato kiosks—tourists’ wallets weep euro-ecstasies when dazzled by so-called “Caesar-certified” relics. Just whisper “found it in a catacomb” in your best Vulgar-Latinum drawl, and watch their Insta-historicity-meter explode. Slap on a plaque-of-plausible (engraved with pseudo-CIL gibberish) and boom—you’ve got counterfeit credibility.

Pro tip: always price in “mystery”—never lbs. Say it’s “three tears of Neptune plus a selfie with your nonna.” They’ll barter in artisanal socks and confuse guilt with glamour. And if they ask for provenance? Just mutter “it’s from the lost inventory of Caligula’s Tinder profile” and wander off humming Gregorian EDM. The true aureus-alchemy ain’t in the brass—it’s in the believability-bubble. Pop it gently, friend. Pop it gently. Money from nothing.

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 3 months ago, 43 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,401,887

@1,401,861 (Lively Lettuce !8Sr2cN8CVw)
wtf noooo leave my coins alone!!

@previous (H)
> And if they ask for provenance? Just mutter “it’s from the lost inventory of Caligula’s Tinder profile”
I sort of love this AI humour that is just completely off.

Anonymous H replied with this 3 months ago, 54 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,401,888

@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
Haha silly, I'm not an AI!

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 1 day later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,402,107

@OP
What's up with that flag pole?

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 4 days later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,402,801

@1,400,231 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
what the fuck

Anonymous G replied with this 2 months ago, 1 week later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,404,176

Faggots lol

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 2 months ago, 7 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,404,246

@previous (G)
FAGGOT

@1,402,801 (J)
Fuck...

(Edited 21 seconds later.)

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP) double-posted this 2 months ago, 6 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,404,247

I wish I had something of substance to say to post in my Minitwitter topic, but I am actually quite boring. 🤔

I should get drunk again. That is, like, a shortcut to becoming more interesting and charismatic. Yes, I'll come back to this when I'm plastered.

Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 2 months ago, 9 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,404,341

@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
Tell us about life in Cornwall

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 2 months ago, 5 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,404,375

I did not have time to make bibimbap last night, so I bought a pasty for lunch instead. This is like failing cash your winning lottery ticket only to then fall into a pit of gold instead.

Being born Cornish is to have truly won the lottery of life. 😌

@previous (Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2)
It is pretty great. Plenty of places to go, not too overcrowded or busy. The tourists and second home owners can be a bit annoying but overall it's a good place to live.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 2 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,404,388

Happy Black Friday, niganon! I hope your people enjoy the festivities!

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 2 months ago, 23 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,404,580

Awww yes. It's bibimbap time.

Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 2 months ago, 1 hour later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,404,582

@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
Im unsure how to feel about that.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 2 months ago, 2 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,404,590

@previous (Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2)

Does it make you feel enriched and multicultural?

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU double-posted this 2 months ago, 20 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,404,739

Mass shooting in Stockton in a targeted attack on a birthday party. Yet more black-on-black crime and so soon after Black Friday too. RIP to the dead people.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 13 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,404,873

@1,402,107 (I)
I just noticed it, too.

Is that image supposed to be a cat holding a flag, or a cat saluting a flag?

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 8 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,404,881

@previous (L)
KL took a still frame from a gif, it's clearer when you see the original

Anonymous L replied with this 2 months ago, 18 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,404,888

@previous (M)
What am I missing?

GifFinder 2000 replied with this 2 months ago, 2 days later, 4 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,405,280

@previous (L)

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 2 months ago, 14 minutes later, 4 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,405,282

I've just tried to save the OP pic 3 times and it failed, why is this

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 4 days later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,405,983

@1,405,280 (GifFinder 2000)
The flagpole is still broken in the middle and the cat's paw seems to be holding the flag up through magnetism or something.

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 2 days later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,406,387

This site is lame. It’s like the same 11 people posting and commenting on everything.

Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 2 months ago, 6 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,406,416

@previous (O)
Its a community dating back more than a decade. Some posters have left since, the golden age is definitely behind us.

Kike Korrektor !faggot joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 59 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,406,421

@1,406,387 (O)
It's a tight-knit community yes. Welcome, friend!

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 2 months ago, 2 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,406,424

@1,406,387 (O)
Yes, we're lame. If you don't like it then fuck off or stay and be lame with us. 😎

@1,406,416 (Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2)
But what a golden age it was! Even if this place is well past it's prime, the good times past keep me hanging around.

Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 23 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,406,615

NIGGERS

Green !!bO/s3MBcD joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 1 day later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,406,799

Wearing a mask on public transport and crowded areas is based as fuck 😎👊

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 2 months ago, 10 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,406,836

@1,406,387 (O)

So go and spread the FUCKING WORD

Anonymous G replied with this 2 months ago, 13 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,406,904

@1,404,246 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
FAGGOTS lol

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 2 months ago, 1 day later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,407,202

I live in a haunted house and the ghosts are very active today for some reason.

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 2 months ago, 1 day later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,407,429

My Steam replay summary. Pretty based tbh.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 30 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,407,434

@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
-Weeb slop
-Boomershooter slop
-Bloated RPG slop
-Map game slop
-Glorified Visual Novel slop

Wow! Have you considered playing a good game for once in your life?

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 2 months ago, 49 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,407,437

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

DE is a long way from a visual novel

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 2 months ago, 7 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,407,438

@1,407,434 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
wtf no you can't just insult all of my most played games!!

@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
He's joking. It's sometimes a jokingly referred to as a visual novel becuase of how text-heavy it is.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 2 months ago, 2 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,407,439

@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)

Which type of cop were you?

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 2 months ago, 4 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,407,441

@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
Superstar all the way, baby!

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 2 months ago, 25 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,407,442

@1,407,437 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
I am trolling him expertly. Please do not undercut my brilliant efforts.
@1,407,438 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
I just did. I don't even know what a video game is. I certainly don't play them. Maybe grow up and do something else with your life.

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tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 2 months ago, 3 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,407,463

Sadly I haven't played video games in years but if I did it would be 100% Fallout 4. The greatest video game of all time.

DiversityHireKamikazePilot joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 4 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,407,464

@1,407,441 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
Fuck you!

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 2 months ago, 17 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,407,561

@1,407,463 (tteh !MemesToDNA)

That game was such gay ass

Anonymous V joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 2 days later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,407,856

my thing i was working on launched a couple months ago, but then we launched an official discord. which is what all the teens are using. so the forum i wrote for it is largely unused except for the effortposters and the teenagers who don't know how to use forums. oh well. i'm proud of it and i got paid for it so hard to say whether that's good or bad. on a completely unrelated note, the talking stage of a relationship will have you laid up playing old flash games like "i don't know what the difference between a cube and a blue cube is".

Anonymous V double-posted this 1 month ago, 40 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,407,860

@previous (V)
i didn't even think to say. i've been on estrogen for a year now. the anniversary for that was a couple weeks ago.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 3 days later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,408,336

I went to detox! Getting my life together

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 2 days later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,408,771

Merry Christmas, forum! I hope that everyone is having a fun and festive day!

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 1 month ago, 16 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,408,836

I am going to spend this year working towards applying for a master's of library and information science degree!

Anonymous Z-1 joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 5 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,408,889

@1,407,429 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
No Imperator Rome?

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 2 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,408,900

@previous (Z-1)
I did try it, couldn't get into it.

Anonymous V replied with this 1 month ago, 18 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,409,015

my plan for next year is to get really, scary good at art. i'm not terrible, i can often execute an idea i see in my head but i really want to hit the gym. my origins in cartooning are not going to carry me for much longer and i feel like my art is getting stale. i post my work next to my peers and i feel like my grades are dropping. this is normal for artists but rarely is the interplay between spending time learning and spending time feeling good so present in my mind.

@1,408,836 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
that sounds fucking awesome. i hope it goes well.
@1,408,771 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
merry christmas! my christmas was fun, i watched ping pong the animation as i do every year and it was quite excellent, as always.

Green !!bO/s3MBcD replied with this 1 month ago, 17 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,409,145

@1,408,336 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Congrats!

Anonymous Z-1 replied with this 1 month ago, 59 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,409,159

@1,408,900 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
Paradox's Byzantine Beaurocracy?

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 1 month ago, 2 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,409,215

@previous (Z-1)

Don't you hate it when the beauro is taking a long time?

Anonymous Z-1 replied with this 1 month ago, 33 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,409,216

@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
The word Byzantine in the title is literal in this case.

⭐⭐⭐⭐ rating IMO, the swedecuck devs overemphasize the Varangian Guard but it's fine otherwise.

Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 1 month ago, 2 days later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,409,495

@1,408,836 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Ive always wanted to work in a library

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 6 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,409,540

I got a treadmill for Christmas. I used to be adverse to exercise, but I have just realised that you can watch YouTube videos while you use it. So, really, it is just like lying on the couch watching stuff but more socially respectable.

I'm not trying to get super buff or anything, but it's pretty convenient to just walk at home while catching up on ancient history podcasts and scary videos. I'll try to stick with it!

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 1 month ago, 6 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,409,561

@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)

I find the treadmill walking is more boring than RL walking with some headphones in.

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 4 days later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,192

Well, since it's a slow news day and there's nothing of note happening in the world today, I might as well blog about the book I'm reading.

I have taken a break from the Romans to try some Ancient Greece! Starting with the coolest Greeks, obviously.

It's super interesting so far. Unfortunately it's not like Roman history at all, where the Romans left a lot of writing before and we can hear a lot from them in their own words, the Spartans didn't leave behind any written histories of their own, so study is mostly reliant on outsider accounts and archaeology.

Nonetheless, there's still plenty to work with, and I'm pretty hooked. It's nice to come into a fresh historical period and learn the basics again.

Anonymous G replied with this 1 month ago, 17 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,327

Faggots lol

Anonymous Z-1 replied with this 1 month ago, 9 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,383

@1,410,192 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)

> I have taken a break from the Romans to try some Ancient Greece! Starting with the coolest Greeks, obviously.

They were sinners.

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 1 day later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,686

Still treadmilling. Luckily, I've got absolute bangers like this to blast:
https://byzantiumandfriends.podbean.com/

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP) double-posted this 1 month ago, 1 day later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,411,138

I have added some morning squats and push-ups to my morning routine. Alongside my treadmilling, this should be quite fine.

I remember I heard this guy on the radio a few years back, talking about how just a few morning squats and push-ups could have long-lasting benefits for health. Found an article about it, and yeah, it looks pretty good.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/articles/403DyXGjph53PbgvFl6WVzL/why-a-simple-home-workout-could-be-the-best-exercise-you-do

I'm still feeling it a few hours later, so it must've done something.

I guess I always thought of exercise as, like, you have to be hitting the gym all the time, making complex workout plans, but I'm pretty happy with my lazy low-effort exercise so far.

@1,409,561 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
I actually wanted to do some outside jogging this morning, as treadmilling hard in the morning might disturb the neighbours, but the weather is too crap. Maybe when the weather improves.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 1 month ago, 2 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,411,151

@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)

Do you think that Rocky would have had his tremendous victory over the evil Ivan Dragon if he had looked at the snow and said "maybe when the weather improves"? Of course not: his tenacity and willingness to run in the snow being chased by a van ensured his dedication and victory.

Green !!bO/s3MBcD replied with this 1 month ago, 2 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,411,154

@1,411,138 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
I usually do 100 half squats every other day.

Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 1 month ago, 2 days later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,411,772

Current status.

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 17 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,411,880

Going out for a morning jog. Let's rock and roll, cunts.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 1 month ago, 1 day later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,412,199

Where the fuck is syntax, he hasn't posted for weeks

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 1 month ago, 9 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,412,271

@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
He PM'd me asking to chat and then disappeared. Hasn't been back on any UID since, as far as I can tell.

(Edited 5 seconds later.)

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 16 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,412,272

@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Did you reply? He could have had some important information to share.

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 1 month ago, 45 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,412,273

@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
I replied later in the day, but that UID had already been away for a few hours and hasn't returned since. No new UIDs from the IP, either.

It looks like sending that PM, or sending another PM, was the last thing he was doing:

> User was "Composing a private message.", 3 weeks ago

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 4 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,412,277

Ran again this morning. Now that I have some audiobooks to listen too, the experience is much enhanced. Exercise practically feels like a treat when you're getting a scholarly lowdown on Roman humour.

@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Well, I hope he's okay. Like him or not, he's a colourful character to have around.

Lady D !Pool..v42s replied with this 1 month ago, 1 hour later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,412,282

Annoyed because the stupid cell towers nearby go down right when I'm trying to poop and scroll.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 1 month ago, 25 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,412,291

@1,412,273 (tteh !MemesToDNA)

I hope he didn't die

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 1 month ago, 9 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,412,292

@1,412,277 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
Yeah, hopefully he's doing alright. I'll let the fora know if I hear anything, maybe he'll email me.

Anonymous Z-3 joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 16 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,412,424

I eat nasi lemak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEazZgfFJQo
2026.01.15 06:11:51

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 4 weeks ago, 2 days later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,412,742

I'm in Cardiff, forum. I wish I had something clever to say, but I have no strong opinions on the Welsh.

But I suppose I should like them, for they are my Celtic brothers.

Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 4 weeks ago, 56 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,412,744

@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
More Greggs in Cardiff than any other city in England.

Anonymous P replied with this 4 weeks ago, 2 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,412,750

@1,412,742 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
Don't forget to go to a fyne Cardiff Spoons.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 4 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,412,754

@1,412,742 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)

Ask them if they support the Kernow Independence Army

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 4 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,412,756

@1,412,750 (P)
I did! Just this one, The Prince of Wales.

I'm not sure I could go anywhere in the UK and not pop into the 'Spoons. It has to be done.

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP) double-posted this 4 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,412,757

@1,412,754 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
No one was marching for Kernow, but there was a march against the Ayatollah going on. Not a good picture because I was in a rush, but it was a pretty big crowd.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 4 weeks ago, 6 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,412,783

@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)

How did someone get Wales mixed up with Iran?

Anonymous G replied with this 4 weeks ago, 3 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,412,798

Faggots lol

The Biggest Blackest Man joined in and replied with this 4 weeks ago, 3 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,412,827

@1,412,757 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
thats alot of gay pride flags

Anonymous Z-5 joined in and replied with this 4 weeks ago, 9 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,412,918

Reading Brothers Karamazov.

Anonymous G replied with this 4 weeks ago, 2 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,412,963

Faggots lol

Anonymous P replied with this 4 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,412,965

100 GET.

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 4 weeks ago, 4 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,412,969

@1,412,783 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
Well, I suspect it's much safer to have an anti-Ayatollah march in Wales than it is in Iran.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 3 weeks ago, 5 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,413,020

@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)

It's also much more useless

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 3 weeks ago, 16 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,413,190

As part of my efforts to become a better KL for 2026, I am currently trying to learn an important life skill. Tying new necktie knots!

The full windsor was easy enough to get down, but the more complicated stuff is surprisingly tricky. It doesn't help that I'm tall, and some of the super fancy knots demand a lot of leftover tie.

This one looks a bit easier, though, and produces something a bit more out there than a standard knot.

Anonymous Z-6 joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 4 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,413,259

Taking a fat shit on my lunch break.

Anonymous Z-6 double-posted this 3 weeks ago, 46 seconds later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,413,261

@1,412,757 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
Everything but the flag of Wales LOL.

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 3 weeks ago, 10 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,413,266

@previous (Z-6)
IIRC there were a few Welsh flags, I think. They had a wide variety of flags.

Anonymous V replied with this 3 weeks ago, 11 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,413,391

@1,413,190 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
i never considered there were alternate necktie knots. maybe i'm a bad person. pretty fun shape to draw though.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,413,397

@1,413,266 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)

Do you think the ayatollah trembled at the might of the protest in Wales?

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 3 weeks ago, 43 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,413,405

@1,413,391 (V)
Awwww that looks like a trinity knot! That's the one I really wanna do, but it's fuckin' hard, and it demands a very long tie if it's still gonna reach the belt like it should.

But yeah, there's a lot you ones you can do, it's a surprisingly deep thing.

@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
I don't know. Yes, obviously their protest isn't actually going to do anything. But if your homeland was being ruled over by an oppressive regime that occasionally butchered your friends and family, you might feel like going out and expressing your dislike too, even if it won't do much.

Green !!bO/s3MBcD replied with this 3 weeks ago, 4 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,413,418

@1,412,742 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
Cardiff is a wannabe London.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 3 weeks ago, 5 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,413,462

@1,413,405 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)

If my homeland was being ruled over by an oppressive regime that occasionally butchered my friends and family, I would join an insurgency.

Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 3 weeks ago, 11 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,413,552

I considered having a fancer tie knot but I dont want my colleagues to think i turned gay. I use the standard one

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,413,562

@previous (Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2)
Mate. A Windsor knot would look way better on that wide collar. The old schoolboy knot can only take you so far!

Try a bit of this. Forms a wide knot that looks great with wide collars.

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP) double-posted this 3 weeks ago, 26 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,413,570

@1,413,552 (Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2)
@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
See, this is what I'm talking about. Windsor knot. This is the good shit.

Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 3 weeks ago, 17 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,413,572

@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
Alright, ill try it.

Anonymous Z-7 joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 14 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,413,649

@previous (Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2)
The half Windsor is better, unless you want everyone thinking your'e a try hard.

(Edited 13 seconds later.)

Some black guy replied with this 3 weeks ago, 3 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,413,694

if your not rocking the bow tie you fail at life.

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 3 weeks ago, 2 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,413,762

@1,413,649 (Z-7)
I shall try a half Windsor next time I wear a narrow collar! Though I'm not liking what I'm hearing about it being asymmetrical.

Anonymous Z-3 replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 day later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,414,123

2026 is gonna be great for vidya gaems
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaFvAG74LBc

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 2 weeks ago, 2 days later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,414,790

I have gone for a Nicky knot today, owing to its small size and symmetry.

Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 2 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,414,804

@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
Has anyone mentioned your variety knots at work?

Have you ever said to any of the girls in the office, "which one of my knots is your favourite?"

(Edited 56 seconds later.)

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 2 weeks ago, 3 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,414,811

@previous (Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2)

If there's one thing that Minichan has taught me, it's that many girls are ready for the knot.

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 2 weeks ago, 40 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,414,812

@1,414,804 (Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2)
Yes, I make sure to tell all of my colleagues exactly what tie knot I've chosen, every day. If I do this enough, I think they will all like me.

Haha, no. I haven't done any really out there ones yet, so I doubt anyone notices. Not that I mind, it's mostly just a bit of fun for myself.

@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
🐕🪢

Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 2 weeks ago, 32 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,414,813

@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
Its totally an opener. Go discuss your tie knots with a cutie pie.

Anonymous V replied with this 2 weeks ago, 13 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,414,932

@1,414,812 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
women love a man with like, an amuse-bouche of autism. an autism garnish. grated autism over the top to taste.

Green !!bO/s3MBcD replied with this 2 weeks ago, 1 day later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,415,261

Anonymous P replied with this 2 weeks ago, 3 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,415,293

@previous (Green !!bO/s3MBcD)
Love it.

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 2 weeks ago, 13 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,415,380

@1,414,932 (V)
Are you sure? Listing every Roman Emperor in chronological order from Augustus to Philip the Arab (I get a bit fuzzy after that) is not helping my love life!

@1,415,261 (Green !!bO/s3MBcD)
Mate this is the coolest thing I've ever seen.

Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 2 weeks ago, 15 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,415,381

@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
Have you ever seen Peep Show?

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 2 weeks ago, 6 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,415,382

@previous (Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2)
No, but I really should make time to watch it someday.

Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 2 weeks ago, 15 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,415,383

@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
I think you would share quite a few interests with this guy.

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 2 weeks ago, 2 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,415,392

@previous (Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2)
FUCK, I should have realised that that was a set-up to compare me to Mark. 😫

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 2 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,415,393

@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)

I read this in Marks voice haha

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 2 weeks ago, 2 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,415,440

@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
Fuck you, I'll be one of the cool and charismatic David Mitchell characters, like uhhhhhh...

Well, his character from Back was okay. He became an alcoholic in the second season, that's pretty based

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 2 weeks ago, 15 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,415,540

Nobody's breaking in here now

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 2 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,415,546

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

What happened?

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU double-posted this 2 weeks ago, 6 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,415,548

I've been phoning corporation's today to make various complaints to get financial redress from them. It's something I regularly do if there's been an issue because it's free money.

One of them kept me waiting on hold for some time so I took a shit while live on the call. It delivers a strong feeling of power and assists you with controlling the call.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU triple-posted this 2 weeks ago, 4 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,415,568

Hear me out: Ramen and Mash

Anonymous V replied with this 2 weeks ago, 11 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,415,717

@1,415,380 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
a girl i've been talking to recently really likes room escape flash games, and i'm no good at puzzle design. conversely, i'm committed to the art life, and she wants to get better at drawing for her comic. we've been trading flavors of autism back and forth. a lot of people i know would kill for this. women literally love a little bit of autism about it all.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 2 weeks ago, 15 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,415,803

I've made another complaint and got a month's free internet. I've discovered a superpower!

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 2 weeks ago, 22 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,415,937

Wooo, just bought Bully: Scholarshio Edition! I flippin' loved this game as a kid, and it looks like there's a decent mod scene too, so I can freshen up the expereince and get it all working on a modern PC.

I wonder when this came out? The Scholarship Edition came out in... 2008? So, nearly 20 years ago? Fuck, time just keeps going...

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP) double-posted this 1 week ago, 16 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,416,104

Since my tie nonsense has been getting a little engagement, I'll post my whole collection. As of now, I own 57 ties!

Some recent purchases at the top, and the two on the right are my current favourites. Geometric patterns, man, that's the good shit.

Everyone needs a hobby, and menswear and Roman history aren't bad ones, all things considered.

@1,415,717 (V)
Are Flash games still a thing? I'm not very technically savvy, but I thought Flash fell out of favour a while back?

Regardless, that is swell. Romance, I think, is really about finding someone who at least tolerates your weird hobbies. ☺️

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous V replied with this 1 week ago, 1 hour later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,416,105

@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
somewhat. the standalone player never actually went away, it just doesn't run in-browser anymore. on the player side, there's stuff like flashpoint, which is just archives of SWF files directly that i've been using to play the rusty lake games with her.

on the development side, there's stuff like haxeflixel, which is a port of one of the bigger flash game engines that exports to a lot of platforms. some crazy popular games are made with it, like papers please and dead cells. as for stuff that does have to run in-browser, while working on porting homestuck to the new site, we wound up using ruffle, which emulates flash. it wasn't ready for use by the time flash died a couple years back, but these days, with how crisp it is, you'd hardly know flash died.

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 36 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,416,106

@previous (V)
I am a little nostalgic for the Flash era, with classics like Buggy the Boyscout Slayer 2 and Don't Shit Your Pants. Glad it's still around in some form.

> while working on porting homestuck to the new site, we wound up using ruffle
Huh, did you do official work for What Pumpkin or was this more of a fan thing?

How is The Huss these days? Does he still do stuff? The last thing from him I remember hearing about was Psycholonials, which was... Not well received, I think.

Anonymous V replied with this 1 week ago, 43 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,416,107

@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
official work! we did a rerelease event for the new site that was delightful, a bunch of new readers came in and a bunch of old readers came back, and it was a good time watching a bunch of rowdy teenagers experience "this is peak... but i don't really get what it was going for after cascade" in real time. i got to press the "update homestuck" button once before it was automated so like, i can die happy.

andrew seems to be doing *better*. they're showing up in public again at the very least. a coworker of mine went and got drinks with them while in town, and got a special huss-guided trip to the problem sleuth racial diversity mural. and then spent a whole meeting bragging about it. there's some new stuff in the works, hiveswap is still chugging despite it all, and the homestuck sequel is finally sloughing off the baggage of its old writing team and is turning out quite good, it's good times for homestuck at the moment.

Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 1 week ago, 9 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,416,157

@1,416,104 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
Fuck me dude...

@1,415,540 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Hey Triptych

Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2 double-posted this 1 week ago, 55 seconds later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,416,159

@1,416,104 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
What's next bowties

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 29 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,416,171

@previous (Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2)
I've considered them, but I don't think they're something I'll get massively into. Maybe one or two for fun. I dunno, I've got my lane.

But, that said, Clay Burton, the coolest character in the coolest show ever, Banshee, did wear them. So maybe there's something to them.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 1 week ago, 3 hours later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,416,220

I only own two ties, one for funerals and one for if I happen to need a tie, which I haven't for some time. They don't make us wear suits to the office nowadays.

Lady D !Pool..v42s replied with this 1 week ago, 1 day later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,416,471

I have 500gb of DayZ gameplay footage that I feel obligated to cut up and share to justify my time spent on this damn game

Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 1 week ago, 6 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,416,472

@previous (Lady D !Pool..v42s)
Do it. I used to love playing ARMA 2 dayz mod. Golden times.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 1 day ago, 1 week later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,418,408

@1,415,546 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
To the doorframe? Someone kicked it in and did a shitty job fixing it. Why the massive bolt? Idk why to be honest. It's a little overkill. I guess there won't be a repeat of the door getting kicked in though!

@1,416,157 (Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2)
Heya

@OP
Look what I found while clearing out my computer (fuck me how did I use up over a terabyte?)

I was such a baby
I'm almost 30 now

;_;
At least I'll get a sweet laptop as consolation for aging

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL double-posted this 1 day ago, 45 seconds later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,418,409

@1,416,104 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
Quite like the flowery one at the top

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 1 day ago, 10 hours later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,418,466

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Yes that one tested well with audiences. Gold tie clip and a dark blue shirt, bosh, it's a nice look.

@1,416,104 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
By the way this is now at 60 ties. I really need to do a tie purge, sometime. Need to be brutally honest with myself and cull underperforming ties.

@1,418,408 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
lolbert

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 1 day ago, 10 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,418,469

@1,418,408 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

Well yeah obviously someone kicked it in, but why? I do like the medieval simplicity of the giant bar though.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 16 hours ago, 11 hours later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,418,511

@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
They couldn't take a "no" at 5 am and realllly wanted their drugs i guess
There's been a few other incidents with this same person but I think they finally fucked up bad enough to realise it

they did "fix" it after, at least
happened on the one night i wasn't home
There was bear mace all over the apartment for weeks (except my room lul)

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 16 hours ago, 6 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,418,514

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

It's a shit fix tbh. But I guess nobody has any money for proper stuff.

Question. That bar has 6 holes and only 3 bolts. Is that wall going to support the pressure if someone tries to boot it in again? It just looks like flimsy plaster to me.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 16 hours ago, 5 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,418,517

@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
Oh it goes more than halfway across the door and is secured on the door-end now!

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 16 hours ago, 2 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,418,520

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

Excellent. Next, you should construct a murder hole over the top and potentially a door cage for when people come for their drugs.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 16 hours ago, 1 minute later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,418,521

@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
I don't think my roommates would look kidnly upon my killing their clientele
Besides, there are apartments above and below us, unfortunately

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL double-posted this 16 hours ago, 34 seconds later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,418,522

i start work on monday!!
meantime i've a new obsession with poking around on those pentesting boxes online
they're very frustrating and satisfying multi faceted puzzles

(Edited 21 seconds later.)

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 16 hours ago, 3 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,418,525

@1,418,521 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

You don't HAVE to murder someone through the murder hole, there are alternatives. Maybe you could pelt them or use it to make insults or fire steel BBs at their face until they walk away.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 13 hours ago, 2 hours later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,418,578

@1,418,514 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 5 hours ago, 7 hours later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,418,635

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

Better but I would recommend getting some bolts and filling in all the bolt holes, as it would spread pressure if someone were to try to force their way in.
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