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Topic: The complete history of minichan (summary)

Anonymous A started this discussion 4 months ago #129,119

This is a summary of the complete history of minichan posts. This post contains links to minichan posts from every era of the website.

https://minichan.net/topic/1

https://minichan.net/topic/2

https://minichan.net/topic/4

https://minichan.net/topic/8

https://minichan.net/topic/16

https://minichan.net/topic/32

https://minichan.net/topic/64

https://minichan.net/topic/128

https://minichan.net/topic/256

https://minichan.net/topic/512

https://minichan.net/topic/1024

https://minichan.net/topic/2048

https://minichan.net/topic/4096

https://minichan.net/topic/8192

https://minichan.net/topic/16384

https://minichan.net/topic/32768

https://minichan.net/topic/65536

https://minichan.net/topic/131072

https://minichan.net/topic/262144

https://minichan.net/topic/524288

https://minichan.net/topic/1048576

https://minichan.net/topic/2097152

https://minichan.net/topic/4194304

https://minichan.net/topic/8388608

https://minichan.net/topic/16777216

https://minichan.net/topic/33554432

https://minichan.net/topic/67108864

https://minichan.net/topic/134217728

https://minichan.net/topic/268435456

https://minichan.net/topic/536870912

https://minichan.net/topic/1073741824

Nobody will ever write this next one.

https://minichan.net/topic/2147483648

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 4 months ago, 11 minutes later[^] [v] #1,390,626

If post 1 is 14 years old, and this is post 129,119 that means that there are an average of 9,222 posts per year, which means we can expect post 2,147,483,648 to be uploaded in 232,865 years.

(Edited 20 seconds later.)

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 14 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,390,635

@previous (A)
Not if we get a billion new posters

spread the word

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 3 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,390,638

@previous (B)
Actually no, in SQL, the INT data type can range from -2,147,483,648 to 2,147,483,647.

Anonymous C double-posted this 4 months ago, 4 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,390,639

It’s because the way computers store numbers in binary is they use 2s complement which is when you take all the bits, flip them, and add 1 to turn a positive number negative. So you get one fewer positive numbers.

Anonymous C triple-posted this 4 months ago, 2 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,390,641

Like if 0111 is 7, if you add 1 to 7, you get 1000 which is actually -8.

tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 12 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,390,644

@1,390,638 (C)
What makes you think we aren't using BIGINT, chum?

Meta joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 20 seconds later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,390,645

@1,390,641 (C)
1000 is 8 you retard 😂

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 4 months ago, 3 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,390,646

@1,390,638 (C)
Also you're leaving out the crucial part: that's for signed integers. You can double that with unsigned INT (topic IDs are never going to be negative obviously).

Anonymous C replied with this 4 months ago, 24 seconds later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,390,647

@1,390,645 (Meta)
In 4 bit 2s complement the first bit is 1 if the number is negative, the first bit is 0 if the number is positive. You subtract by adding.

For example 4 - 2 is 4 + (-2):

2 in 4 bit unsigned binary is 0010, you negate that, it’s 1101, add one to it it becomes 1110

0100 + 1110 = 0010

Anonymous C double-posted this 4 months ago, 56 seconds later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,390,648

@1,390,646 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
You can auto increment on a signed int in SQL.

Meta replied with this 4 months ago, 37 seconds later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,390,649

@1,390,647 (C)
You can give two compliments to my ass.

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 4 months ago, 1 minute later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,390,650

@1,390,648 (C)
You can also auto increment an unsigned INT. Double the room!

Meta replied with this 4 months ago, 20 seconds later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,390,651

@1,390,647 (C)
Also that's bullshit. Just think how fucked up that would be in decimal. No one wants this autistic retard shit.

Anonymous C replied with this 4 months ago, 1 minute later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,390,652

@previous (Meta)
Oh if you don’t like that you don’t even want to know how floating point numbers work.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Single-precision_floating-point_format

Anonymous C double-posted this 4 months ago, 1 minute later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,390,653

0.1 + 0.2 = 0.30000000000000004

Anonymous C triple-posted this 4 months ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,390,654

https://0.30000000000000004.com/

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 4 months ago, 53 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,390,668

@1,390,650 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Have you solved the year 2446 problem yet?
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