Topic: MODS.... PLEASE STICKY THIS FOR BERT...
Anonymous A started this discussion 1 year ago #118,121
I was on Google messing around, and found that Bert had passed away Nov. 30 2023.As bad as we fucked with him, I think we at least owe him some sort of memorial, which is why I think it should be stickied...
If Meta, TTEH, or any other mod wants the web address for proof that this is not a joke, PM me...
R.I.P. Bert
modedit: It does appear to be Bert. RIP.
(Edited 8 hours later by a moderator.)
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 6 minutes later[^] [v] #1,298,716
He was only 56 years old… that’s too bad. He wasn’t married and didn’t have any kids. Hopefully, he had some family with him when he passed.
Anonymous B double-posted this 1 year ago, 54 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,717
Syntax is gonna outlive Matt too
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,718
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,719
Is this real? Please tell the truth.
Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,720
Anonymous C replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,722
@previous (B)
Oh shit. Poor Bert. I hate the people who were so mean to him here. I hope he finds peace.
Oh shit. Poor Bert. I hate the people who were so mean to him here. I hope he finds peace.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,723
@1,298,719 (C)
Yea, further down his parents names are listed, and I do know his mom died several months prior.
Yea, further down his parents names are listed, and I do know his mom died several months prior.
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,724
@1,298,722 (C)
That kind of went both ways though. He was good for attacking others, as well as others attacking him. I can't deny that I never fucked with him as well. I always cracked on the Vols and that would set him off.
That kind of went both ways though. He was good for attacking others, as well as others attacking him. I can't deny that I never fucked with him as well. I always cracked on the Vols and that would set him off.
Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 33 seconds later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,725
Can anyone find his last posts? I wonder if he ever alluded to any health issues
I vaguely remember him mentioning being diabetic
I vaguely remember him mentioning being diabetic
Anonymous C replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,726
@previous (B)
I mean, it almost had to be related to diabetes or alcoholism. I think he quit drugs years ago, which I admire.
I mean, it almost had to be related to diabetes or alcoholism. I think he quit drugs years ago, which I admire.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,728
@previous (C)
I can't help but wonder if he drank himself to death after his mom passed, or if eventually it led to suicide. I know he was close to his mom.
Any way this goes, it's still sad though.
I can't help but wonder if he drank himself to death after his mom passed, or if eventually it led to suicide. I know he was close to his mom.
Any way this goes, it's still sad though.
Anonymous C replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,729
@previous (A)
It had to be alcohol or diabetes for sure. Poor guy. He was a tortured soul. I hope he finds peace.
It had to be alcohol or diabetes for sure. Poor guy. He was a tortured soul. I hope he finds peace.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,730
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 5 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,750
Damn, it's sad even though he was kind of gross. The spectre calls for us all and we are powerless to resist. Who is next?
Edit - he wasn't given a funeral
Edit - he wasn't given a funeral
(Edited 2 minutes later.)
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 11 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,751
Almost 3 years to the day after Eco. Hopefully they're both now sharing a smoke together in heaven. RIP Bert. You were an original.
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc double-posted this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,752
As for stickying it as a memorial, while there's no doubt the info in the OP is genuine, what proof is there that Bert was indeed that person? Is it all based on Syntax revealing his name?
tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 36 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,753
His father's name (you can find his father's obituary, which mentions Bert) is also different.
Never mind - I'm confident this is him.
(Edited 3 hours later.)
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 7 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,754
@1,298,752 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
When Syntax revealed his name(kind of) Bert got really pissed off.
However, when Syntax went and posted an image of Bert's dad's obituary and picture, Bert went livid and and started hurling death threats.
Before Syntax posted that unnecessary info, Bert was already known for being in the Navy, being a major Vols fan, and working at Clayton Homes, as well as being a cook(although I didn't know it was a cracker barrel).
If that were not the real Bert, I highly doubt Bert would have went off the deep end when Syntax revealed the obit.
When Syntax revealed his name(kind of) Bert got really pissed off.
However, when Syntax went and posted an image of Bert's dad's obituary and picture, Bert went livid and and started hurling death threats.
Before Syntax posted that unnecessary info, Bert was already known for being in the Navy, being a major Vols fan, and working at Clayton Homes, as well as being a cook(although I didn't know it was a cracker barrel).
If that were not the real Bert, I highly doubt Bert would have went off the deep end when Syntax revealed the obit.
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 1 year ago, 25 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,755
Plus, the poor chap in the OP (if you Google him) looks nothing like an alcoholic hick. He looks very dapper in what looks like a wedding tux.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 5 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,756
@previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
You can tell that's an old photo. He ain't gonna be 56 and look like he's 19 or 20.
You can tell that's an old photo. He ain't gonna be 56 and look like he's 19 or 20.
tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 1 year ago, 44 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,757
@1,298,725 (B)
His UID was last seen on 10 November 2023. No posts that I can see mentioned any health issues.
His UID was last seen on 10 November 2023. No posts that I can see mentioned any health issues.
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 1 year ago, 11 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,758
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 4 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,759
@previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
Yea right. 🙄🙄
I'm 54 and wish I still looked like I was 19 or 20.
Yea right. 🙄🙄
I'm 54 and wish I still looked like I was 19 or 20.
tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 1 year ago, 18 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,762
Okay I think there's a very strong chance this is Bert. Too much lines up perfectly, including the recent (October) death of his mother and the 2013 death of his father.
(Edited 36 seconds later.)
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,763
The only person who could definitively settle this question is Syntax and does anybody really want to risk asking him without getting an incomprehensible 5000-word salad in return?
tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,764
@previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
Didn't someone here send Bert money, once? Surely they would know. Or maybe that was Syntax...
Didn't someone here send Bert money, once? Surely they would know. Or maybe that was Syntax...
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 1 year ago, 29 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,765
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,767
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,769
Anonymous G replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,771
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,772
@previous (G)
That he did. He spent it on a couple of burgers and a pack of smokes as I recall. He lived life on his own terms.
That he did. He spent it on a couple of burgers and a pack of smokes as I recall. He lived life on his own terms.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,773
Anonymous G replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,774
tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 1 year ago, 7 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,778
I'm 99% sure that is Bert, now. His birthday (28 November, see this thread posted 28/11/2018) lines up with the date of birth in that obituary.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 6 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,779
I'm not even sure Syntax has been on TC in a while. After he got banned for posting that obit, he didn't come around much after that.
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,780
@1,298,763 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
> incomprehensible 5000-word salad in return?
If you asked him what 1+1 is, he would definitely go into a long rant on why it doesn't equal 2.
> incomprehensible 5000-word salad in return?
If you asked him what 1+1 is, he would definitely go into a long rant on why it doesn't equal 2.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 30 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,784
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,786
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Svet buys drinks for Tteh and KL when they go on one of their benders. Don't think he's ever comped Bert but I could be wrong.
Svet buys drinks for Tteh and KL when they go on one of their benders. Don't think he's ever comped Bert but I could be wrong.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1 year ago, 12 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,787
@previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
I vaguely remember bert saying something like svet is a true friend of the white race because one time svet gave him some cash. I could be in the wrong time loop because I 100% remember his name being something else too. I'll try to see if I can find the post.
I vaguely remember bert saying something like svet is a true friend of the white race because one time svet gave him some cash. I could be in the wrong time loop because I 100% remember his name being something else too. I'll try to see if I can find the post.
(Edited 14 seconds later.)
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,788
@1,298,784 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I think Svet offered to at one point, but I think it was a joke and never happened.
I think Svet offered to at one point, but I think it was a joke and never happened.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1 year ago, 7 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,789
@previous (A)
https://minichan.net/topic/77105#reply_904013
This is from the real Bert's profile so it seemed like it happened?
https://minichan.net/topic/77105#reply_904013
This is from the real Bert's profile so it seemed like it happened?
Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 6 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,790
@1,298,784 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
@1,298,787 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Yeah, I you're right, I also remember Svet giving him something and Bert expressing gratitude. But this was quite a while ago.
Edit: Oh, nevermind, you found it.
@1,298,786 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
Nah he's never bought us drinks. We may have joked about it once or something.
@1,298,787 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Yeah, I you're right, I also remember Svet giving him something and Bert expressing gratitude. But this was quite a while ago.
Edit: Oh, nevermind, you found it.
@1,298,786 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
Nah he's never bought us drinks. We may have joked about it once or something.
(Edited 34 seconds later.)
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,791
Anyway if this is bert I do want to do something nice in his memory and donate on behalf of the fora to the Dave Thomas Foundation. Bert wasnt adopted but he did love Wendys. This is one of the actual uses of cryptocurrency but I can't be bothered to set it up so I'll just donate on behalf of the fora. Maybe I'll bully the mods into pitching in too.
(Edited 25 seconds later.)
tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 1 year ago, 27 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,792
@1,298,790 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
> Nah he's never bought us drinks. We may have joked about it once or something.
I think Svet did try/offer to send drinks to our table in Spoons once? I'm pretty sure I remember sharing a table number or something. They'd long since stopped that being possible though (the app began collecting location data in ~2018 and making sure you were nearby, lol).
> Nah he's never bought us drinks. We may have joked about it once or something.
I think Svet did try/offer to send drinks to our table in Spoons once? I'm pretty sure I remember sharing a table number or something. They'd long since stopped that being possible though (the app began collecting location data in ~2018 and making sure you were nearby, lol).
(Edited 2 minutes later.)
tteh !MemesToDNA double-posted this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,793
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,794
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,795
@1,298,791 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I'm not a Wendy's fan, but I may just go in and buy something and drop a twenty in the Dave Thomas Foundation box.
I'm not a Wendy's fan, but I may just go in and buy something and drop a twenty in the Dave Thomas Foundation box.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1 year ago, 5 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,796
@1,298,793 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Thanks
@1,298,794 (A)
@previous (A)
No worries all the brainpower I could be using for good is instead used to store obscure facts about pseudonymous obscure internet forum posters.
That sounds like a nice way to honor his memory, thank you.
Thanks
@1,298,794 (A)
@previous (A)
No worries all the brainpower I could be using for good is instead used to store obscure facts about pseudonymous obscure internet forum posters.
That sounds like a nice way to honor his memory, thank you.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,797
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
> That sounds like a nice way to honor his memory.
I'm trying to remember what he always ordered... I know it was a burger, fries and drink, but don't remember if it was a double burger or what. If I can figure it out, I'll order that meal.
> That sounds like a nice way to honor his memory.
I'm trying to remember what he always ordered... I know it was a burger, fries and drink, but don't remember if it was a double burger or what. If I can figure it out, I'll order that meal.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1 year ago, 16 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,800
@previous (A)
https://minichan.net/topic/80588#reply_937572
This may have been a special occasion so you could just do a double quarter pounder combo meal, which he also talked about.
https://minichan.net/topic/80588#reply_937572
This may have been a special occasion so you could just do a double quarter pounder combo meal, which he also talked about.
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 28 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,802
@1,298,797 (A)
> >That sounds like a nice way to honor his memory.
>
> I'm trying to remember what he always ordered... I know it was a burger, fries and drink, but don't remember if it was a double burger or what. If I can figure it out, I'll order that meal.
An epic four shot cocktail…..
> >That sounds like a nice way to honor his memory.
>
> I'm trying to remember what he always ordered... I know it was a burger, fries and drink, but don't remember if it was a double burger or what. If I can figure it out, I'll order that meal.
An epic four shot cocktail…..
Anonymous K double-posted this 1 year ago, 8 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,804
durrr rip bert we miss u
You guys are faggots and constantly berated him for being a drug addicted retard and now all of a sudden you want to pretend that you liked him and thought he was a good guy.
By the way, NOTHING in the op says that it’s Bert besides some guy who found some random shit on Google. Name doesn’t match up, location doesn’t match up, there’s nothing at all that points to Bert being dead besides the fact that he hasn’t been posting (which, by the way, is because he is homeless and has no access to the internet) you’re all gullible as shit
You guys are faggots and constantly berated him for being a drug addicted retard and now all of a sudden you want to pretend that you liked him and thought he was a good guy.
By the way, NOTHING in the op says that it’s Bert besides some guy who found some random shit on Google. Name doesn’t match up, location doesn’t match up, there’s nothing at all that points to Bert being dead besides the fact that he hasn’t been posting (which, by the way, is because he is homeless and has no access to the internet) you’re all gullible as shit
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1 year ago, 11 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,807
@previous (K)
Don't confuse people saying polite things after someone's death with people liking that person. Bert was a conplete fuckup in life and no one here would want to be within 100 miles of him IRL. We are just trying to find whatever good there was in his life to remember him by. Which isn't much.
The location does match up. Bert's last IP address was near Knoxville, where this medical center is. Idk if he's actually dead but it's a close match if he isn't.
Don't confuse people saying polite things after someone's death with people liking that person. Bert was a conplete fuckup in life and no one here would want to be within 100 miles of him IRL. We are just trying to find whatever good there was in his life to remember him by. Which isn't much.
The location does match up. Bert's last IP address was near Knoxville, where this medical center is. Idk if he's actually dead but it's a close match if he isn't.
(Edited 27 seconds later.)
tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 1 year ago, 18 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,810
@1,298,804 (K)
Things that match: date of birth (!), location, year of father's death, month of mother's death, previous employment (Clayton Homes), Vols fan, and his time in the Navy. He stopped visiting the board 18 days before the date of death.
I'm convinced beyond a reasonable doubt that this is him.
Things that match: date of birth (!), location, year of father's death, month of mother's death, previous employment (Clayton Homes), Vols fan, and his time in the Navy. He stopped visiting the board 18 days before the date of death.
I'm convinced beyond a reasonable doubt that this is him.
(Edited 11 minutes later.)
Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 1 year ago, 48 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,811
I initially didn't think much of this, but the kindness of Mark and OP changed my view a bit. Sure, Bert wasn't the nicest poster we had, but he definitely did appreciate our weird little corner of the Internet, he posted a lot and got to know people. Very occasionally, underneath his usual personality there were these glimpses of an okay guy. And hey, even if it was unintentional, he definitely became a bit of a local character around here and livened up the place. All of that should probably count for something, like him or not he was definitely a Minichanner.
I'll chip in a little money for that Wendy's charity thing Mark is doing. As soon as I figure out how to send him money.
I'll chip in a little money for that Wendy's charity thing Mark is doing. As soon as I figure out how to send him money.
Anonymous D replied with this 1 year ago, 13 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,812
@1,298,810 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
What was Bert's final post? What words of wisdom did he leave us with?
What was Bert's final post? What words of wisdom did he leave us with?
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,813
@1,298,769 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
$50 and much said about what I did in this thread re outing him is in error.
After posting my name over and over I did one post about being in search of a Hammond Organ. Actually found a legit sale in Tn.
One thing about this net is how it ends up being a bummer.
$50 and much said about what I did in this thread re outing him is in error.
After posting my name over and over I did one post about being in search of a Hammond Organ. Actually found a legit sale in Tn.
One thing about this net is how it ends up being a bummer.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,815
@1,298,812 (D)
He died defending Israel. He is an honorary Hebrew in death.
His last post: https://minichan.net/topic/114041#reply_1262315
His last thread: https://minichan.net/topic/114030
He died defending Israel. He is an honorary Hebrew in death.
His last post: https://minichan.net/topic/114041#reply_1262315
His last thread: https://minichan.net/topic/114030
tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,816
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,817
@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
I thought I did but you're right. Are these the last post and thread?
https://minichan.net/topic/114195#reply_1264034
https://minichan.net/topic/114174
I thought I did but you're right. Are these the last post and thread?
https://minichan.net/topic/114195#reply_1264034
https://minichan.net/topic/114174
tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,818
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1 year ago, 4 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,821
@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
So he defended Israel, defended the Vols, and got scammed trying to get money for nothing. I think that is a fitting way for him to go out.
So he defended Israel, defended the Vols, and got scammed trying to get money for nothing. I think that is a fitting way for him to go out.
Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 1 year ago, 21 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,822
tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,823
@1,298,821 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Yes. He died resolutely opposed to antisemitism and with loyalty to his team. No massive drug overdose or taking his girlfriend hostage at gunpoint. Just died being Bert. 🫡
Yes. He died resolutely opposed to antisemitism and with loyalty to his team. No massive drug overdose or taking his girlfriend hostage at gunpoint. Just died being Bert. 🫡
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 15 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,824
@1,298,800 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Quarter pounder is a McDonald's thing. After you posted the post where he said a burger was 7 bucks and it turned into 11 bucks for a piece of bacon added to it, now I'm almost sure he would get the Wendy's Baconator.
Quarter pounder is a McDonald's thing. After you posted the post where he said a burger was 7 bucks and it turned into 11 bucks for a piece of bacon added to it, now I'm almost sure he would get the Wendy's Baconator.
tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 1 year ago, 24 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,826
So after digging, I think this was his last post: https://minichan.net/topic/114442#reply_1266190
Radio silence after that. No visits to any associated UID or from any Bert IP (or indeed from any IP in TN excluding search bots) since 10 November 2023.
Radio silence after that. No visits to any associated UID or from any Bert IP (or indeed from any IP in TN excluding search bots) since 10 November 2023.
tteh !MemesToDNA double-posted this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,827
This was one of his last threads, but not the very last: https://minichan.net/topic/114371#reply_1265672
Pretty sad in retrospect.
> I need a Doctor but àm all al9ne.
Pretty sad in retrospect.
> I need a Doctor but àm all al9ne.
(Edited 1 minute later.)
Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 1 year ago, 1 second later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,828
@1,298,826 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
That was an even more Bert way to go out. He sure did love impersonating people and saying gay things. 😌
That was an even more Bert way to go out. He sure did love impersonating people and saying gay things. 😌
tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,829
And this appears to be his last mod PM, or at least his last PM to all mods (I don't read private PMs, although I can).Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1 year ago, 15 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,830
@1,298,824 (A)
You're right about the quarter pounder thing, my bad!
https://minichan.net/topic/84750#reply_972818
This is the most recent image of an order of his I could find.
You're right about the quarter pounder thing, my bad!
https://minichan.net/topic/84750#reply_972818
This is the most recent image of an order of his I could find.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU double-posted this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,831
@1,298,827 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Aw christ that's horrible. I don't know what did him in, but knowing something is medically wrong and not getting any help until you die is unthinkably depressing.
Aw christ that's horrible. I don't know what did him in, but knowing something is medically wrong and not getting any help until you die is unthinkably depressing.
Anonymous L replied with this 1 year ago, 5 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,832
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Diabetes and massive amounts of alcohol. So as to not ruin my day I will wait and in a few days send email to his sister and see what she says.
Diabetes and massive amounts of alcohol. So as to not ruin my day I will wait and in a few days send email to his sister and see what she says.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 1 second later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,833
@1,298,830 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Yea, I remember that thread... Sadly though, I was one of the anons harassing him in that thread.
Yea, I remember that thread... Sadly though, I was one of the anons harassing him in that thread.
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 1 year ago, 10 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,834
Anonymous L replied with this 1 year ago, 4 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,835
@previous (A)
Indeed. Frankly I miss bert. Well the bert I knew going back wayyyyyy before MC and TC. Back to the days of Binaca.com and then later knock offs of.
He changed a lot after drinking to excess and how he gave up on work. He could get jobs and lots of jobs and fired or walking away for what were good reasons.
Indeed. Frankly I miss bert. Well the bert I knew going back wayyyyyy before MC and TC. Back to the days of Binaca.com and then later knock offs of.
He changed a lot after drinking to excess and how he gave up on work. He could get jobs and lots of jobs and fired or walking away for what were good reasons.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 7 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,836
@previous (L)
So you can say, without a doubt, that this is Bert?
Also, did you know he passed, or is this the first you heard of it?
So you can say, without a doubt, that this is Bert?
Also, did you know he passed, or is this the first you heard of it?
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Anonymous L replied with this 1 year ago, 4 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,837
@previous (A)
100% Sure. Given I sent him money and knew his first and last name. However I did not know he used Tony instead of Paul until the death of his mother. Last search for him led me to his Mothers Obit.
I am Sad about his passing.
100% Sure. Given I sent him money and knew his first and last name. However I did not know he used Tony instead of Paul until the death of his mother. Last search for him led me to his Mothers Obit.
I am Sad about his passing.
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tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 1 year ago, 24 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,842
Anonymous L replied with this 1 year ago, 15 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,847
@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
The other thing was his total lack of fiber in his diet. Limited to lettuce in a burger and ketchup. Diabetes was the only health issue he would admit to. Dying in a hospital far removed from family. I will attempt email with his sister Katie in a few days.
The other thing was his total lack of fiber in his diet. Limited to lettuce in a burger and ketchup. Diabetes was the only health issue he would admit to. Dying in a hospital far removed from family. I will attempt email with his sister Katie in a few days.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1 year ago, 4 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,850
@previous (L)
Did you talk to his sister previously? If not, I'm not sure bringing up his death out of the blue as an internet stranger is helpful to her grieving process.
Did you talk to his sister previously? If not, I'm not sure bringing up his death out of the blue as an internet stranger is helpful to her grieving process.
Anonymous L replied with this 1 year ago, 11 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,853
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Yes however last time we did mail was about 3-4 years ago. I talked to his mom several times on the phone. She shared a land line with bert, but I never once talked to bert.
Yes however last time we did mail was about 3-4 years ago. I talked to his mom several times on the phone. She shared a land line with bert, but I never once talked to bert.
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Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,854
Wow. Bert was a true staple of the fora. I'd been hoping he'd come back at some point. 56 is too young. Rest in peace.
Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 7 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,856
@1,298,850 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Oftentimes people will call family members of the deceased to discuss the good times as a way of processing their grief. Not at all uncommon. It can be helpful to the family as well, to hear that the recently departed is missed by others too
Oftentimes people will call family members of the deceased to discuss the good times as a way of processing their grief. Not at all uncommon. It can be helpful to the family as well, to hear that the recently departed is missed by others too
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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1 year ago, 37 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,862
Alright, donation made. It's $156 (his age + $100) plus the cost of the processing. Thank you to everyone who chipped in.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU double-posted this 1 year ago, 7 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,863
Sorry tried to add a better image but it messed up the old post.Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 19 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,869
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Thank you FA!
If Syntax is able to send this image to Bert's sister, I'm sure seeing some people making a donation to a charity in her brother's name, would mean a hell of a lot to her.
Thank you FA!
If Syntax is able to send this image to Bert's sister, I'm sure seeing some people making a donation to a charity in her brother's name, would mean a hell of a lot to her.
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 1 year ago, 32 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,877
Next Friday will be more or less 6 months since he passed. What say we organise a Lotto scratcher event in his honour. Everyone picks up a few scratchers, we scratch them next Friday evening, post the results, pool the winnings, and make another donation with them.
Anonymous C replied with this 1 year ago, 15 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,887
tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 1 year ago, 16 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,894
@1,298,862 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
🙏
@1,298,877 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
Deal. I'll buy £20 of scratchcards.
@previous (C)
Yes and he's welcome to post ITT.
🙏
@1,298,877 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
Deal. I'll buy £20 of scratchcards.
@previous (C)
Yes and he's welcome to post ITT.
(Edited 1 minute later.)
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 5 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,898
Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 38 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,905
RIP, sweet innocent drunken prince. Gone but not forgotten. 🫡
Anonymous C replied with this 1 year ago, 13 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,907
@1,298,894 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
You know he DOXED Bert under the guise of charity, right? He should NOT be allowed to talk about deceased Bert. Syntax is scum. And he CALLED Bert's family to stalk them. He's a freak.
You know he DOXED Bert under the guise of charity, right? He should NOT be allowed to talk about deceased Bert. Syntax is scum. And he CALLED Bert's family to stalk them. He's a freak.
Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 15 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,912
@1,298,804 (K)
It's quite an ancient superstition - not speaking ill of the dead, even if they were shitty in life. It is attributed to Chilon of Sparta, and passed on to the Romans - De mortuis nil nisi bonum.
It's also something the Russians take quite seriously I believe. Dave can correct me if I'm wrong, but I think it's one of the themes in Eugene Onegin... although one must also note that a slight mispronunciation of "write on your gravestone" in Russian changes the meaning to "piss on your gravestone".
Anyway, whatever kind of person Bert was, he was still one of us, and for better or worse, contributed to making the chans what they are. He at least deserves this sticky. RIP Bert.
It's quite an ancient superstition - not speaking ill of the dead, even if they were shitty in life. It is attributed to Chilon of Sparta, and passed on to the Romans - De mortuis nil nisi bonum.
It's also something the Russians take quite seriously I believe. Dave can correct me if I'm wrong, but I think it's one of the themes in Eugene Onegin... although one must also note that a slight mispronunciation of "write on your gravestone" in Russian changes the meaning to "piss on your gravestone".
Anyway, whatever kind of person Bert was, he was still one of us, and for better or worse, contributed to making the chans what they are. He at least deserves this sticky. RIP Bert.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 4 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,950
@previous (Q)
> Anyway, whatever kind of person Bert was, he was still one of us, and for better or worse, contributed to making the chans what they are. He at least deserves this sticky. RIP Bert.
Can't argue with this statement.
> Anyway, whatever kind of person Bert was, he was still one of us, and for better or worse, contributed to making the chans what they are. He at least deserves this sticky. RIP Bert.
Can't argue with this statement.
Erik !saAqdaazn2 joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,976
Too bad he didn't go trans before he died to carry on a minichan tradition
Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,992
RIP bert
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 26 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,993
@1,298,827 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
> >I need a Doctor but àm all al9ne.
And worse of all, he posted that about 6 months ago, right before he died. 🥺
> >I need a Doctor but àm all al9ne.
And worse of all, he posted that about 6 months ago, right before he died. 🥺
Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,995
Y'all can pretend to cry all you want but y'all treated him like shit and I believe none of you are sincere.
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,996
@1,298,993 (A)
> > >I need a Doctor but àm all al9ne.
>
> And worse of all, he posted that about 6 months ago, right before he died. 🥺
Yeah, that bums me out too. As does the fact that nobody who knew him has bothered to send a nice picture of him to his obituary, they've used some old blurry shit. On his mum's page everyone comments on how beautiful the picture he chose for his mother is.
It's also sad that he has only 2 perfunctory comments on his page and no trees planted.
> > >I need a Doctor but àm all al9ne.
>
> And worse of all, he posted that about 6 months ago, right before he died. 🥺
Yeah, that bums me out too. As does the fact that nobody who knew him has bothered to send a nice picture of him to his obituary, they've used some old blurry shit. On his mum's page everyone comments on how beautiful the picture he chose for his mother is.
It's also sad that he has only 2 perfunctory comments on his page and no trees planted.
Anonymous L replied with this 1 year ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,997
@1,298,907 (C)
> You know he DOXED Bert under the guise of charity, right? He should NOT be allowed to talk about deceased Bert. Syntax is scum. And he CALLED Bert's family to stalk them. He's a freak.
Not at all true. Nor did I give a hint of his last name until he pushed me over the edge. Calling was only about genuine concern about his health. You're free to be upset with Thee. Bottom line is I truly miss bert. There were multiple years when we were buds. Have a good day/night.
> You know he DOXED Bert under the guise of charity, right? He should NOT be allowed to talk about deceased Bert. Syntax is scum. And he CALLED Bert's family to stalk them. He's a freak.
Not at all true. Nor did I give a hint of his last name until he pushed me over the edge. Calling was only about genuine concern about his health. You're free to be upset with Thee. Bottom line is I truly miss bert. There were multiple years when we were buds. Have a good day/night.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 25 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,998
@1,298,995 (O)
> y'all treated him like shit
You do realize Bert was no saint, right? He dished it out just as much as he took it.
Take your crying elsewhere.
> y'all treated him like shit
You do realize Bert was no saint, right? He dished it out just as much as he took it.
Take your crying elsewhere.
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,999
@1,298,996 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
> It's also sad that he has only 2 perfunctory comments on his page
I tried to click the sign the page thing on his obit, but I think it's disabled.
> It's also sad that he has only 2 perfunctory comments on his page
I tried to click the sign the page thing on his obit, but I think it's disabled.
Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,299,000
@1,298,997 (L)
> There were multiple years when we were buds.
There were times on TC me and Bert would have a normal conversation. It wasn't a battle or downgrading each other. I could tell he had a good side, but more often than not, the alcohol would take over and the Bertrage would come out.
> There were multiple years when we were buds.
There were times on TC me and Bert would have a normal conversation. It wasn't a battle or downgrading each other. I could tell he had a good side, but more often than not, the alcohol would take over and the Bertrage would come out.
Anonymous O replied with this 1 year ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,299,039
@1,298,998 (A)
Yeah and back and forth this would go, but it's especially hard to see someone go against the group and have the group come after them. That's all I vaguely remember, so all of this just doesn't seem right, dishonest even.
Yeah and back and forth this would go, but it's especially hard to see someone go against the group and have the group come after them. That's all I vaguely remember, so all of this just doesn't seem right, dishonest even.
Anonymous H replied with this 1 year ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,299,043
@1,298,997 (L)
> > You know he DOXED Bert under the guise of charity, right? He should NOT be allowed to talk about deceased Bert. Syntax is scum. And he CALLED Bert's family to stalk them. He's a freak.
>
> Not at all true. Nor did I give a hint of his last name until he pushed me over the edge. Calling was only about genuine concern about his health. You're free to be upset with Thee. Bottom line is I truly miss bert. There were multiple years when we were buds. Have a good day/night.
You're a fucking joke Lynne. U might get people here to believe your line of shit, as they haven't known you as long as others. And maybe since you are old and knocking on death's door yourself you might really feel this way now. But there is WAY more online people you have doxxed, harassed, laughed and made fun of at their health issues and death thru the years that a few of us know about. Remember you were the one trolling Bert over at TC. Asking him about cleaning his mom's bed sheets. Saying she had butthole cancer, just to trigger him. You got off on shit trolling like that. You always have. You have done this shit for fucking years! All the people dead and gone from the Bianca days you joked and made fun of their health issues. You may miss Bert, but only because you can't fuck with him anymore. On behalf of all of those people you hurt through the years, and especially Bert. Fuck you!
> > You know he DOXED Bert under the guise of charity, right? He should NOT be allowed to talk about deceased Bert. Syntax is scum. And he CALLED Bert's family to stalk them. He's a freak.
>
> Not at all true. Nor did I give a hint of his last name until he pushed me over the edge. Calling was only about genuine concern about his health. You're free to be upset with Thee. Bottom line is I truly miss bert. There were multiple years when we were buds. Have a good day/night.
You're a fucking joke Lynne. U might get people here to believe your line of shit, as they haven't known you as long as others. And maybe since you are old and knocking on death's door yourself you might really feel this way now. But there is WAY more online people you have doxxed, harassed, laughed and made fun of at their health issues and death thru the years that a few of us know about. Remember you were the one trolling Bert over at TC. Asking him about cleaning his mom's bed sheets. Saying she had butthole cancer, just to trigger him. You got off on shit trolling like that. You always have. You have done this shit for fucking years! All the people dead and gone from the Bianca days you joked and made fun of their health issues. You may miss Bert, but only because you can't fuck with him anymore. On behalf of all of those people you hurt through the years, and especially Bert. Fuck you!
Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,299,053
@previous (H)
> > > You know he DOXED Bert under the guise of charity, right? He should NOT be allowed to talk about deceased Bert. Syntax is scum. And he CALLED Bert's family to stalk them. He's a freak.
> >
> > Not at all true. Nor did I give a hint of his last name until he pushed me over the edge. Calling was only about genuine concern about his health. You're free to be upset with Thee. Bottom line is I truly miss bert. There were multiple years when we were buds. Have a good day/night.
>
> You're a fucking joke Lynne. U might get people here to believe your line of shit, as they haven't known you as long as others. And maybe since you are old and knocking on death's door yourself you might really feel this way now. But there is WAY more online people you have doxxed, harassed, laughed and made fun of at their health issues and death thru the years that a few of us know about. Remember you were the one trolling Bert over at TC. Asking him about cleaning his mom's bed sheets. Saying she had butthole cancer, just to trigger him. You got off on shit trolling like that. You always have. You have done this shit for fucking years! All the people dead and gone from the Bianca days you joked and made fun of their health issues. You may miss Bert, but only because you can't fuck with him anymore. On behalf of all of those people you hurt through the years, and especially Bert. Fuck you!
boo hoo crybaby faggot
> > > You know he DOXED Bert under the guise of charity, right? He should NOT be allowed to talk about deceased Bert. Syntax is scum. And he CALLED Bert's family to stalk them. He's a freak.
> >
> > Not at all true. Nor did I give a hint of his last name until he pushed me over the edge. Calling was only about genuine concern about his health. You're free to be upset with Thee. Bottom line is I truly miss bert. There were multiple years when we were buds. Have a good day/night.
>
> You're a fucking joke Lynne. U might get people here to believe your line of shit, as they haven't known you as long as others. And maybe since you are old and knocking on death's door yourself you might really feel this way now. But there is WAY more online people you have doxxed, harassed, laughed and made fun of at their health issues and death thru the years that a few of us know about. Remember you were the one trolling Bert over at TC. Asking him about cleaning his mom's bed sheets. Saying she had butthole cancer, just to trigger him. You got off on shit trolling like that. You always have. You have done this shit for fucking years! All the people dead and gone from the Bianca days you joked and made fun of their health issues. You may miss Bert, but only because you can't fuck with him anymore. On behalf of all of those people you hurt through the years, and especially Bert. Fuck you!
boo hoo crybaby faggot
Anonymous S double-posted this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,299,054
i was just laughing about that thread bert made when he got beat up by black guys cause he said nigger, epic thread
Anonymous T joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,299,084
Anonymous C replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,299,092
@1,298,996 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
I wanted to comment on Bert's page, but the maker you sign in, and I did not want the stalkers here to stalk me. Isn't that sad?
I wanted to comment on Bert's page, but the maker you sign in, and I did not want the stalkers here to stalk me. Isn't that sad?
Anonymous C double-posted this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,299,093
@1,299,043 (H)
He also has contacted MANY people's families and told them horrible lies about their loved ones. He's a horrible human being, Lynne is.
He also has contacted MANY people's families and told them horrible lies about their loved ones. He's a horrible human being, Lynne is.
Anonymous C triple-posted this 1 year ago, 59 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,299,095
@1,299,084 (T)
Anonymous L is Batman, an evil stalker who doxed Bert and harassed his family. Batman will die soon, and I WILL DANCE ON HIS FUCKING GRAVE. I am very sorry Bert died, but I'll rejoice when Batman dies.
Anonymous L is Batman, an evil stalker who doxed Bert and harassed his family. Batman will die soon, and I WILL DANCE ON HIS FUCKING GRAVE. I am very sorry Bert died, but I'll rejoice when Batman dies.
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Anonymous U joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 4 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,299,124
Anonymous P replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,299,127
Anon C is Matthew R. Miller. He is an obsessed autist who latches on to anything he finds remotely funny and posts it over and over ad nauseum. He is known for once asking an underage girl for pictures of "open-leg vulva". He only showers once a week, and is proud of the fact he smells of moldy cheese.
Anonymous Q replied with this 1 year ago, 6 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,299,128
@1,299,124 (U)
@previous (P)
This is a sticky about Bert. Please keep to the topic and stop shitting it up with your obsession about other posters. Thanks.
@previous (P)
This is a sticky about Bert. Please keep to the topic and stop shitting it up with your obsession about other posters. Thanks.
vocalon joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 20 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,299,208
damn. i've been out of his age range for going on a decade now, but it did make me at least consider cutting my hair.
Anonymous C replied with this 1 year ago, 58 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,299,214
vocalon replied with this 1 year ago, 22 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,299,215
Anonymous D replied with this 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,299,228
I'm going to go and buy some scratch cards in a minute in honour of Bert's memory, may his spirit guide me to riches.
Edit - I spent £10 and won £5, thereby losing half of my money. That seems about right for Bert.
Edit - I spent £10 and won £5, thereby losing half of my money. That seems about right for Bert.
(Edited 28 minutes later.)
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,299,236
@previous (D)
I think his were normally losses. I don't recall him ever saying he won something.
I got to go to store in a bit, I will pick up a couple when I get there.
I think his were normally losses. I don't recall him ever saying he won something.
I got to go to store in a bit, I will pick up a couple when I get there.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 56 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,299,243
!jtnqjTHVKE replied with this 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,299,249
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 7 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,299,250
!jtnqjTHVKE replied with this 1 year ago, 23 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,299,253
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 23 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,299,258
Green !!bO/s3MBcD joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,299,260
Breaking my posting silence just to pass on my condolences. I may not have been Bert's biggest fan and I have no idea why he was obsessed with me being a sissy, but I harboured no ill feelings towards him. I've tried to be amicable towards him but it never worked out. Still, he was a human being with his own difficulties. RIP Bert.
dw !p9hU6ckyqw joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 7 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,299,261
@1,299,243 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Diable. Mi estis ekster lia aĝoklaso por daŭri jardekon, sed tio ja igis min almenaŭ pripensi tondi mian hararon.
Diable. Mi estis ekster lia aĝoklaso por daŭri jardekon, sed tio ja igis min almenaŭ pripensi tondi mian hararon.
Anonymous N replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,299,262
@1,299,243 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
> Will someone please translate this comment for me?
Vocalon was a teenage boy with long hair and girlish looks who contemplated getting a haircut because he became aware that he shared an online space with an adult man known to have traveled thousands of miles to have sex with a 16 year old
> Will someone please translate this comment for me?
Vocalon was a teenage boy with long hair and girlish looks who contemplated getting a haircut because he became aware that he shared an online space with an adult man known to have traveled thousands of miles to have sex with a 16 year old
(Edited 8 minutes later.)
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 1 year ago, 34 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,299,263
Anonymous Q replied with this 1 year ago, 33 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,299,268
@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Bert used to tease vocalon and make him believe he was sexually attracted to him and/or his younger sister, whom I believe he used to call vocaloli.
Bert used to tease vocalon and make him believe he was sexually attracted to him and/or his younger sister, whom I believe he used to call vocaloli.
Anonymous D replied with this 1 year ago, 4 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,299,292
vocalon replied with this 1 year ago, 11 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,299,345
@previous (D)
@1,299,243 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
about 60% of his interactions with me when i was 14-17 amounted to "you'd be real cute with a haircut, could you play that viola while bouncing on my cock" and the other 40% was too incoherent and boozy to read
@1,299,243 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
about 60% of his interactions with me when i was 14-17 amounted to "you'd be real cute with a haircut, could you play that viola while bouncing on my cock" and the other 40% was too incoherent and boozy to read
Anonymous K replied with this 1 year ago, 4 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,299,365
@1,298,912 (Q)
> It's quite an ancient superstition - not speaking ill of the dead, even if they were shitty in life. It is attributed to Chilon of Sparta, and passed on to the Romans - De mortuis nil nisi bonum.
>
> It's also something the Russians take quite seriously I believe. Dave can correct me if I'm wrong, but I think it's one of the themes in Eugene Onegin... although one must also note that a slight mispronunciation of "write on your gravestone" in Russian changes the meaning to "piss on your gravestone".
>
> Anyway, whatever kind of person Bert was, he was still one of us, and for better or worse, contributed to making the chans what they are. He at least deserves this sticky. RIP Bert.
Please kill yourself as soon as possible
> It's quite an ancient superstition - not speaking ill of the dead, even if they were shitty in life. It is attributed to Chilon of Sparta, and passed on to the Romans - De mortuis nil nisi bonum.
>
> It's also something the Russians take quite seriously I believe. Dave can correct me if I'm wrong, but I think it's one of the themes in Eugene Onegin... although one must also note that a slight mispronunciation of "write on your gravestone" in Russian changes the meaning to "piss on your gravestone".
>
> Anyway, whatever kind of person Bert was, he was still one of us, and for better or worse, contributed to making the chans what they are. He at least deserves this sticky. RIP Bert.
Please kill yourself as soon as possible
Anonymous K double-posted this 1 year ago, 57 seconds later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,299,366
@1,299,260 (Green !!bO/s3MBcD)
> Breaking my posting silence just to pass on my condolences. I may not have been Bert's biggest fan and I have no idea why he was obsessed with me being a sissy, but I harboured no ill feelings towards him. I've tried to be amicable towards him but it never worked out. Still, he was a human being with his own difficulties. RIP Bert.
WE MISS YOU GREEN COME BACK
> Breaking my posting silence just to pass on my condolences. I may not have been Bert's biggest fan and I have no idea why he was obsessed with me being a sissy, but I harboured no ill feelings towards him. I've tried to be amicable towards him but it never worked out. Still, he was a human being with his own difficulties. RIP Bert.
WE MISS YOU GREEN COME BACK
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 32 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,299,370
Anonymous Q replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,299,387
Anonymous D replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,299,388
Anonymous K replied with this 1 year ago, 4 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,299,453
@1,299,370 (A)
> >Please kill yourself as soon as possible
>
> You seem a tad bit upset.
I’m not but keep thinking that
Also kill yours self
> >Please kill yourself as soon as possible
>
> You seem a tad bit upset.
I’m not but keep thinking that
Also kill yours self
Father Dave !QQGhFnKGPY (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 52 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,299,459
......
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Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,299,472
Father Dave !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 1 year ago, 17 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,299,603
@previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
> Intredasting
No it isn't. A number of posters here have at some point used your name in order to poke fun at you. It isn't surprising that the OP is one of them.
Also, don't flatter yourself - you're not that interesting.
> Intredasting
No it isn't. A number of posters here have at some point used your name in order to poke fun at you. It isn't surprising that the OP is one of them.
Also, don't flatter yourself - you're not that interesting.
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,299,667
@previous (Father Dave !u5oFWxmY7U)> A number of posters here have at some point used your name
Congratulations dipsh*t, the point entirely sailed over your head. It's not about pedos like you taking on the Merrin moniker. It's about the OP and what he deleted.
Anonymous Z-2 joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 48 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,299,676
@previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
> Congratulations dipsh*t
You can use the word "dipshit" here.
> It's about the OP and what he deleted.
OP hasn't deleted anything.
> Congratulations dipsh*t
You can use the word "dipshit" here.
> It's about the OP and what he deleted.
OP hasn't deleted anything.
Father Simon Hymen !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 1 year ago, 56 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,299,688
@1,299,667 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
> > A number of posters here have at some point used your name
>
> Congratulations dipsh*t, the point entirely sailed over your head. It's not about pedos like you taking on the Merrin moniker. It's about the OP and what he deleted.
Your same old shit. You try and make yourself look soooo much smarter than anyone else when you're nothing more than a dumb cunt yourself. Now get on your knees and let me absolve you. Then wash the filth off your soul with my special blend of yellow streaming holy water. lol
> > A number of posters here have at some point used your name
>
> Congratulations dipsh*t, the point entirely sailed over your head. It's not about pedos like you taking on the Merrin moniker. It's about the OP and what he deleted.
Your same old shit. You try and make yourself look soooo much smarter than anyone else when you're nothing more than a dumb cunt yourself. Now get on your knees and let me absolve you. Then wash the filth off your soul with my special blend of yellow streaming holy water. lol
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 1 year ago, 10 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,299,691
@1,299,676 (Z-2)
> You can use the word "dipsh*t" here.
Good to know.
> OP hasn't deleted anything.
'He' deleted what he wrote. As you well know.
> You can use the word "dipsh*t" here.
Good to know.
> OP hasn't deleted anything.
'He' deleted what he wrote. As you well know.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 1 year ago, 8 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,299,692
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 25 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,299,697
Anonymous Q replied with this 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,299,733
@1,299,667 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
> Congratulations
Thank you. :)
> It's about the OP using my moniker.
Yes...
> dipshit
Don't get so cross about it. Not my fault you gave away your tripcode now is it, you silly billy. :)
> Congratulations
Thank you. :)
> It's about the OP using my moniker.
Yes...
> dipshit
Don't get so cross about it. Not my fault you gave away your tripcode now is it, you silly billy. :)
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 1 year ago, 31 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,299,745
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 1 day later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,300,031
Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,300,048
@previous (A)
Would you open an email from “[email protected]” with a subject “Ur bro Paul I knew thee on Bianca’s”
Would you open an email from “[email protected]” with a subject “Ur bro Paul I knew thee on Bianca’s”
Anonymous L replied with this 1 year ago, 49 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,300,056
@1,300,031 (A)
After a review of prior emails from family - They put the blame on moms declining health on bert. Given the timing on his death vs moms death, I decided to let any more contact just go.
After a review of prior emails from family - They put the blame on moms declining health on bert. Given the timing on his death vs moms death, I decided to let any more contact just go.
Anonymous E replied with this 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,300,064
@previous (L)
> After a review of prior emails from family - They put the blame on moms declining health on bert.
What bullshit. No way are they sharing this kind of highly personal information with some random weirdo who knew Bert from an internet message board.
> Given the timing on his death vs moms death, I decided to let any more contact just go.
Yeah, again, bullshit. Respecting someone's privacy is not something you're known for. What you mean is, they're not replying to you.
> After a review of prior emails from family - They put the blame on moms declining health on bert.
What bullshit. No way are they sharing this kind of highly personal information with some random weirdo who knew Bert from an internet message board.
> Given the timing on his death vs moms death, I decided to let any more contact just go.
Yeah, again, bullshit. Respecting someone's privacy is not something you're known for. What you mean is, they're not replying to you.
Anonymous L replied with this 1 year ago, 47 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,300,070
@previous (E)
Your reading compression leaves me speechless.
Reminds me to contact Repcri unless someone else has.
Your reading compression leaves me speechless.
Reminds me to contact Repcri unless someone else has.
Syntax joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 6 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,300,128
@previous (L)
No I am 100% sure I never did. I am sure of this because it was not until his mothers death I finally understood he used Tony instead of Paul as his first name. I also was totally mistaken about his dads funeral because no mention of his first name and only a Tony as a son. For several years I made fun of Paul not attending his own dads funeral.
No I am 100% sure I never did. I am sure of this because it was not until his mothers death I finally understood he used Tony instead of Paul as his first name. I also was totally mistaken about his dads funeral because no mention of his first name and only a Tony as a son. For several years I made fun of Paul not attending his own dads funeral.
John Elmo replied with this 1 year ago, 17 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,300,137
Anonymous S replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,300,139
@1,300,128 (Syntax)
> No I am 100% sure I never did. I am sure of this because it was not until his mothers death I finally understood he used Tony instead of Paul as his first name. I also was totally mistaken about his dads funeral because no mention of his first name and only a Tony as a son. For several years I made fun of Paul not attending his own dads funeral.
you're a fuckin faggot dude
> No I am 100% sure I never did. I am sure of this because it was not until his mothers death I finally understood he used Tony instead of Paul as his first name. I also was totally mistaken about his dads funeral because no mention of his first name and only a Tony as a son. For several years I made fun of Paul not attending his own dads funeral.
you're a fuckin faggot dude
Anonymous L replied with this 1 year ago, 14 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,300,195
@1,300,137 (John Elmo)
Those are my words yet I did not post that where you see it. With one exception I never trolled bert over his dads death.
Those are my words yet I did not post that where you see it. With one exception I never trolled bert over his dads death.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 15 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,300,196
Anonymous L replied with this 1 year ago, 9 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,300,198
@previous (A)
As much as I would like to say my say about this - Not in your great topic. Good work by the way. I stopped keeping track of bert after the house was sold. Reminds me - bert used to tell us he was going to cut the grass. From space views of the property, it was a HUGE amount of grass to cut.
As much as I would like to say my say about this - Not in your great topic. Good work by the way. I stopped keeping track of bert after the house was sold. Reminds me - bert used to tell us he was going to cut the grass. From space views of the property, it was a HUGE amount of grass to cut.
Anonymous E replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,300,204
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 6 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,300,206
Anonymous Z-4 joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 6 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,300,260
Jami !!1fFjfSYjI joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 31 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,300,267
Rest in peace Bert. The world has a little less ellipses now
Anonymous C replied with this 1 year ago, 25 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,300,275
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 13 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,300,316
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 1 year ago, 21 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,300,317
Anonymous S replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,300,319
@1,300,316 (A)
> What? Dave posting Anon? Say it ain't so!
he does that all the time, hes too fucking stupid to realize we all know that he uses sockpuppet accounts
> What? Dave posting Anon? Say it ain't so!
he does that all the time, hes too fucking stupid to realize we all know that he uses sockpuppet accounts
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 1 year ago, 23 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,300,322
Anonymous S replied with this 1 year ago, 7 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,300,405
@previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
> Nice sockpuppet account, OP :)
lol what the fuck does this even mean? do you even read the shit you type?
> Nice sockpuppet account, OP :)
lol what the fuck does this even mean? do you even read the shit you type?
Anonymous D replied with this 1 year ago, 19 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,300,406
I didn't realise it was illegal to be anon
Anonymous Z-6 joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 2 days later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,300,879
How do we know for sure this was really Bert?
tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 1 year ago, 16 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,300,882
@previous (Z-6)
See:
@1,298,810 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
> Things that match: date of birth (!), location, year of father's death, month of mother's death, previous employment (Clayton Homes), Vols fan, and his time in the Navy. He stopped visiting the board 18 days before the date of death.
Can't be 100% but I'm confident this is him. Too much lines up perfectly, especially his date of birth (see this thread posted 28/11/2018 - same day/month in obituary).
See:
@1,298,810 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
> Things that match: date of birth (!), location, year of father's death, month of mother's death, previous employment (Clayton Homes), Vols fan, and his time in the Navy. He stopped visiting the board 18 days before the date of death.
Can't be 100% but I'm confident this is him. Too much lines up perfectly, especially his date of birth (see this thread posted 28/11/2018 - same day/month in obituary).
(Edited 2 minutes later.)
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 9 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,300,884
Anonymous Q replied with this 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,300,897
@1,300,882 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
I'm also guessing you can see the IP addresses he used that put his location in Loudon, TN?
I'm also guessing you can see the IP addresses he used that put his location in Loudon, TN?
Anonymous P replied with this 1 year ago, 48 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,300,901
@previous (Q)
They alrwady commented on the IPs. Just read the cited post below.
@1,298,826 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
They alrwady commented on the IPs. Just read the cited post below.
@1,298,826 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Anonymous K replied with this 1 year ago, 23 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,300,911
@1,300,884 (A)
> Was also confirmed by Syntax.
Syntax can’t even confirm what he had for breakfast, why would you take him seriously?
> Was also confirmed by Syntax.
Syntax can’t even confirm what he had for breakfast, why would you take him seriously?
Anonymous C replied with this 1 year ago, 16 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,300,914
@previous (K)
Confirmed by the man who claimed that he survived a plane crash over Cambodia and singlehandedly fought off the Khmer Rouge using a machete. Seems legit.
Confirmed by the man who claimed that he survived a plane crash over Cambodia and singlehandedly fought off the Khmer Rouge using a machete. Seems legit.
tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 1 year ago, 18 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,300,917
Anonymous K replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,300,918
Remember when syntax tried to claim he was an early investor in Tesla despite the fact he can’t even spell Tesla
Anonymous K double-posted this 1 year ago, 25 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,300,919
@1,300,917 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
> Last IP was in Maryville, TN. Very close.
Doxing is against the rules
> Last IP was in Maryville, TN. Very close.
Doxing is against the rules
Anonymous Q replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,300,925
@previous (K)
> Doxing is against the rules
I don't think it counts as doxing when the person is dead.
> Doxing is against the rules
I don't think it counts as doxing when the person is dead.
Anonymous L replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,300,926
@1,300,917 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Indeed Maryville is the first town south of Knoxvill.
No need to reply to the lowlife in need of flaming me. Their intention is to shit up the topic.
I am one of Two people at MC that bert needed to give his full name. In my case it was used to send him cash via Western Union. He needed his ID to match in order to get the cash.
Svet was the other. I do not know how Svet sent him money but I do know Svet had his full name.
Indeed Maryville is the first town south of Knoxvill.
No need to reply to the lowlife in need of flaming me. Their intention is to shit up the topic.
I am one of Two people at MC that bert needed to give his full name. In my case it was used to send him cash via Western Union. He needed his ID to match in order to get the cash.
Svet was the other. I do not know how Svet sent him money but I do know Svet had his full name.
Anonymous S replied with this 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,300,956
@1,300,925 (Q)
> > Doxing is against the rules
> I don't think it counts as doxing when the person is dead.
we dont know that hes dead, we just have a random obituary, or in your case "obitchuary"
> > Doxing is against the rules
> I don't think it counts as doxing when the person is dead.
we dont know that hes dead, we just have a random obituary, or in your case "obitchuary"
Anonymous K replied with this 1 year ago, 1 day later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,301,267
@previous (S)
> > > Doxing is against the rules
> > I don't think it counts as doxing when the person is dead.
>
> we dont know that hes dead, we just have a random obituary, or in your case "obitchuary"
Oh shit!!! Gottem
> > > Doxing is against the rules
> > I don't think it counts as doxing when the person is dead.
>
> we dont know that hes dead, we just have a random obituary, or in your case "obitchuary"
Oh shit!!! Gottem
Anonymous D replied with this 1 year ago, 12 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,301,358
@1,300,956 (S)
Just a random obituary, with his name, location, hobbies, habits, family situation, job history. There must be thousands of Tennessee people called Paul Anthony Hammond who used to work for the Navy and later as a cook at Cracker Barrel, who is a big fan of the Vols and is preceded by his mother.
Just a random obituary, with his name, location, hobbies, habits, family situation, job history. There must be thousands of Tennessee people called Paul Anthony Hammond who used to work for the Navy and later as a cook at Cracker Barrel, who is a big fan of the Vols and is preceded by his mother.
Anonymous S replied with this 1 year ago, 7 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,301,423
@previous (D)
> Just a random obituary, with his name, location, hobbies, habits, family situation, job history. There must be thousands of Tennessee people called Paul Anthony Hammond who used to work for the Navy and later as a cook at Cracker Barrel, who is a big fan of the Vols and is preceded by his mother.
nice madpost
> Just a random obituary, with his name, location, hobbies, habits, family situation, job history. There must be thousands of Tennessee people called Paul Anthony Hammond who used to work for the Navy and later as a cook at Cracker Barrel, who is a big fan of the Vols and is preceded by his mother.
nice madpost
Anonymous D replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,301,425
@previous (S)
Shut up you stupid little faggot, or I'll put my size 9 steel toe cap boots right up your earhole.
Shut up you stupid little faggot, or I'll put my size 9 steel toe cap boots right up your earhole.
Anonymous S replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,301,426
@previous (D)
> Shut up you stupid little faggot, or I'll put my size 9 steel toe cap boots right up your earhole.
i have all of your personal information and im coming to stab you with a knife
> Shut up you stupid little faggot, or I'll put my size 9 steel toe cap boots right up your earhole.
i have all of your personal information and im coming to stab you with a knife
Anonymous D replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,301,428
Anonymous L replied with this 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,301,500
@1,301,358 (D)
> Just a random obituary, with his name, location, hobbies, habits, family situation, job history. There must be thousands of Tennessee people called Paul Anthony Hammond who used to work for the Navy and later as a cook at Cracker Barrel, who is a big fan of the Vols and is preceded by his mother.
Excellent Sarcasm - bert would have been proud.
> Just a random obituary, with his name, location, hobbies, habits, family situation, job history. There must be thousands of Tennessee people called Paul Anthony Hammond who used to work for the Navy and later as a cook at Cracker Barrel, who is a big fan of the Vols and is preceded by his mother.
Excellent Sarcasm - bert would have been proud.
Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 1 year ago, 25 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,301,515
@1,301,425 (D)
Ha! I remember that, that phase where Bert was really proud of his steel toe cap boots.
Ha! I remember that, that phase where Bert was really proud of his steel toe cap boots.
Anonymous Z-7 joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 day later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,301,792
Well RIP fella. You certainly gave the place character.
Anonymous D replied with this 1 year ago, 3 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,301,815
@1,301,515 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
I hope they remembered to bury him in his boots, if they bothered to bury him. He didn't seem to have been given a funeral.
I hope they remembered to bury him in his boots, if they bothered to bury him. He didn't seem to have been given a funeral.
Anonymous K replied with this 1 year ago, 1 day later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,302,037
@previous (D)
> I hope they remembered to bury him in his boots, if they bothered to bury him. He didn't seem to have been given a funeral.
Fucked up they would treat Bert like that
> I hope they remembered to bury him in his boots, if they bothered to bury him. He didn't seem to have been given a funeral.
Fucked up they would treat Bert like that
Erik !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 1 year ago, 11 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,302,106
I wonder what happened to his lawnmower and has anyone told triptych about this. I feel she should know.
Anonymous L replied with this 1 year ago, 12 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,302,173
@previous (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
The house was sold on 05/26/23. Probably a huge garage sale prior to the sale and escrow.
Erik how long has Trip been absent from MC?
The house was sold on 05/26/23. Probably a huge garage sale prior to the sale and escrow.
Erik how long has Trip been absent from MC?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 12 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,302,177
@previous (L)
> Erik how long has Trip been absent from MC?
I looked in the search feature, and her last visit was about 5 months ago under the triptych name.
> Erik how long has Trip been absent from MC?
I looked in the search feature, and her last visit was about 5 months ago under the triptych name.
Anonymous S replied with this 1 year ago, 10 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,302,252
HAVE SOME FUCKING RESPECT A MAN JUST DIED
Anonymous L replied with this 1 year ago, 14 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,302,319
dw !p9hU6ckyqw replied with this 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,302,333
Erik !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 1 year ago, 8 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,302,405
Anonymous P replied with this 1 year ago, 15 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,302,494
dw !p9hU6ckyqw replied with this 1 year ago, 13 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,302,667
Erik !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 1 year ago, 22 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,302,851
dw !p9hU6ckyqw replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,302,856
Erik !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 1 year ago, 9 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,302,892
tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 1 year ago, 10 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,303,011
@1,302,106 (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
> I wonder what happened to his lawnmower and has anyone told triptych about this. I feel she should know.
I told her not long after I saw this thread.
> I wonder what happened to his lawnmower and has anyone told triptych about this. I feel she should know.
I told her not long after I saw this thread.
Anonymous Z-8 joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 6 days later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,304,446
Wow! This is shocking. What the hell happened?
The Trucker !QvVrhza48. double-posted this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,304,447
Anonymous P replied with this 1 year ago, 13 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,304,617
@previous (The Trucker !QvVrhza48.)
The nazi mods put a hit out on him, bc they couldn't stand the fact that Bert was all that is man.
The nazi mods put a hit out on him, bc they couldn't stand the fact that Bert was all that is man.
Erik !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 1 year ago, 4 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,304,618
I think if he was treated better on here, he would still be alive.
Anonymous L replied with this 1 year ago, 3 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,304,688
@1,304,617 (P)
> The nazi mods put a hit out on him, bc they couldn't stand the fact that Bert was all that is man.
Now to be fair when it cums to "Bert was all that is man" One would have to give credit to Wendy's/Burger King/ and Everclear.
@previous (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
> I think if he was treated better on here, he would still be alive.
I seriously doubt bert was bothered by the way he was treated with one exception. Bert was permabanned by MC for the way he harassed triptich. Now that was years ago.
> The nazi mods put a hit out on him, bc they couldn't stand the fact that Bert was all that is man.
Now to be fair when it cums to "Bert was all that is man" One would have to give credit to Wendy's/Burger King/ and Everclear.
@previous (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
> I think if he was treated better on here, he would still be alive.
I seriously doubt bert was bothered by the way he was treated with one exception. Bert was permabanned by MC for the way he harassed triptich. Now that was years ago.
Anonymous Z-9 joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 16 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,304,963
Anonymous C replied with this 1 year ago, 53 seconds later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,304,964
@1,304,688 (L)
Fuck off, Lynne. You gave him a tiny amount of money, preying on his poverty, just to dox him and stalk his family. You are an old piece of shit. I cannot WAIT to piss on your cremains.
Fuck off, Lynne. You gave him a tiny amount of money, preying on his poverty, just to dox him and stalk his family. You are an old piece of shit. I cannot WAIT to piss on your cremains.
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Anonymous Z-10 joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 3 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,304,994
Anonymous S replied with this 1 year ago, 1 day later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,305,298
@1,304,688 (L)
> > The nazi mods put a hit out on him, bc they couldn't stand the fact that Bert was all that is man.
> Now to be fair when it cums to "Bert was all that is man" One would have to give credit to Wendy's/Burger King/ and Everclear.
>
>
>
> > I think if he was treated better on here, he would still be alive.
> I seriously doubt bert was bothered by the way he was treated with one exception. Bert was permabanned by MC for the way he harassed triptich. Now that was years ago.
you dont have a lot of time left old man, better make the most of it
> > The nazi mods put a hit out on him, bc they couldn't stand the fact that Bert was all that is man.
> Now to be fair when it cums to "Bert was all that is man" One would have to give credit to Wendy's/Burger King/ and Everclear.
>
>
>
> > I think if he was treated better on here, he would still be alive.
> I seriously doubt bert was bothered by the way he was treated with one exception. Bert was permabanned by MC for the way he harassed triptich. Now that was years ago.
you dont have a lot of time left old man, better make the most of it
Anonymous L replied with this 1 year ago, 14 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,305,382
@previous (S)
I see I made a bad error re which platform banned bert
bert was banned on TC with a permaban on TC for his harassing triptich.
As to time left. There are many many who are younger and live life as if they were dead or very close to it.
I do hope you're not one of them.
I see I made a bad error re which platform banned bert
bert was banned on TC with a permaban on TC for his harassing triptich.
As to time left. There are many many who are younger and live life as if they were dead or very close to it.
I do hope you're not one of them.
Anonymous D replied with this 1 year ago, 3 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,305,422
Anonymous S replied with this 1 year ago, 4 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,305,499
@1,305,382 (L)
> I see I made a bad error re which platform banned bert
> bert was banned on TC with a permaban on TC for his harassing triptich.
>
> As to time left. There are many many who are younger and live life as if they were dead or very close to it.
> I do hope you're not one of them.
so you live life as if you are very close to death, probably the only honest thing you have ever posted on minichan
> I see I made a bad error re which platform banned bert
> bert was banned on TC with a permaban on TC for his harassing triptich.
>
> As to time left. There are many many who are younger and live life as if they were dead or very close to it.
> I do hope you're not one of them.
so you live life as if you are very close to death, probably the only honest thing you have ever posted on minichan
Anonymous L replied with this 1 year ago, 15 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,305,661
@1,305,422 (D)
> I always liked you, Syntax.
I like myself as well.
@previous (S)
In the past decades I lived life as if I would live Forever. That meant compromises like more exercise than necessary and the limit of foods like Fried Chicken. Living healthy so I could live Forever. NOW that forever is not possible - I have allowed myself to have Fried Chicken more often (still limited to once a month) Bottom line is I of course would not want to live any longer than WITH GOOD/Great Health - Great Sex - Dancing - Surfing but now only once a week or so - Far more walking than running. One current disadvantage of living longer, is the number of people I know that have died. So many younger than me - Anon S Be careful out there.
> I always liked you, Syntax.
I like myself as well.
@previous (S)
In the past decades I lived life as if I would live Forever. That meant compromises like more exercise than necessary and the limit of foods like Fried Chicken. Living healthy so I could live Forever. NOW that forever is not possible - I have allowed myself to have Fried Chicken more often (still limited to once a month) Bottom line is I of course would not want to live any longer than WITH GOOD/Great Health - Great Sex - Dancing - Surfing but now only once a week or so - Far more walking than running. One current disadvantage of living longer, is the number of people I know that have died. So many younger than me - Anon S Be careful out there.
Anonymous S replied with this 1 year ago, 2 days later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,306,285
@previous (L)
> > I always liked you, Syntax.
>
> I like myself as well.
>
> In the past decades I lived life as if I would live Forever. That meant compromises like more exercise than necessary and the limit of foods like Fried Chicken. Living healthy so I could live Forever. NOW that forever is not possible - I have allowed myself to have Fried Chicken more often (still limited to once a month) Bottom line is I of course would not want to live any longer than WITH GOOD/Great Health - Great Sex - Dancing - Surfing but now only once a week or so - Far more walking than running. One current disadvantage of living longer, is the number of people I know that have died. So many younger than me - Anon S Be careful out there.
you have never had sex
> > I always liked you, Syntax.
>
> I like myself as well.
>
> In the past decades I lived life as if I would live Forever. That meant compromises like more exercise than necessary and the limit of foods like Fried Chicken. Living healthy so I could live Forever. NOW that forever is not possible - I have allowed myself to have Fried Chicken more often (still limited to once a month) Bottom line is I of course would not want to live any longer than WITH GOOD/Great Health - Great Sex - Dancing - Surfing but now only once a week or so - Far more walking than running. One current disadvantage of living longer, is the number of people I know that have died. So many younger than me - Anon S Be careful out there.
you have never had sex
Anonymous L replied with this 1 year ago, 14 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,306,378
@previous (S)
bert would NEVER have insulted my Ex Wife of 16 years.
bert, was a far far better person than you will ever be.
bert would NEVER have insulted my Ex Wife of 16 years.
bert, was a far far better person than you will ever be.
Anonymous S replied with this 1 year ago, 10 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,306,507
@previous (L)
> bert would NEVER have insulted my Ex Wife of 16 years.
> bert, was a far far better person than you will ever be.
berts been worm food for over a year grandpa, quit acting like you somehow gained empathy because he died, nobody likes you.
> bert would NEVER have insulted my Ex Wife of 16 years.
> bert, was a far far better person than you will ever be.
berts been worm food for over a year grandpa, quit acting like you somehow gained empathy because he died, nobody likes you.
Anonymous C replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,306,514
@1,306,378 (L)
lol you stalked Bert and his family, got his dox by sending him a tiny amount of money to get his dox, you fucking stalker loser
lol you stalked Bert and his family, got his dox by sending him a tiny amount of money to get his dox, you fucking stalker loser
The Ghost of Bert replied with this 1 year ago, 11 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,306,607
@1,306,378 (L)> bert would NEVER have insulted my Ex Wife of 16 years.
> bert, was a far far better person than you will ever be.
Anonymous Z-11 joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 9 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,306,840
La Reina Catalina !j0siCathyI replied with this 1 year ago, 1 week later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,309,056
Did this thread just turn into another Matt versus Syntax thread? Wtf?
Anonymous Z-12 joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,309,058
@previous (La Reina Catalina !j0siCathyI)
Doesn't it happen every time syntax enters the site, Matt can't control what little ego he has?
Doesn't it happen every time syntax enters the site, Matt can't control what little ego he has?
Anonymous Z-13 joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,309,059
Erik !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 1 year ago, 1 day later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,309,362
Wot wot wot
Thee thy or eye eye ey
Thee thy or eye eye ey
Anonymous S replied with this 1 year ago, 7 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,309,454
THEE THY AND: RE EYE
Anonymous Z-14 joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 2 weeks later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,313,028
Anonymous Z-15 joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 21 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,313,033
But did Syntax really die? Serious replies only.
Anonymous Z-11 replied with this 1 year ago, 27 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,313,040
Anonymous Z-16 joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 5 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,313,068
Anonymous C replied with this 1 year ago, 1 day later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,313,273
Chuckle Brother 2 !ErY2TknG0w replied with this 1 year ago, 55 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,313,290
Anonymous D replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,313,295
I'm going to unsticky because I think the thread has run it's course and it's not about remembering Bert any more, someone can undo it if they disagree.
Anonymous C replied with this 1 year ago, 9 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,313,298
Chuckle Brother 2 !ErY2TknG0w replied with this 1 year ago, 21 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,313,300
Anonymous C replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,313,303
Anonymous Z-16 replied with this 1 year ago, 10 seconds later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,313,304
@1,313,295 (D)
That all started when Matt attacked Syntax when he realized he was posting here, and mods wouldn't tell Matt to shut the hell up.
That all started when Matt attacked Syntax when he realized he was posting here, and mods wouldn't tell Matt to shut the hell up.
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 1 year ago, 3 months later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,327,947
This one's for you Bert.
Anonymous Z-16 replied with this 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,327,961
Bert would be so damn proud right now!!!
!tr.t4dJfuU replied with this 1 year ago, 6 hours later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,328,011
Anonymous Z-16 replied with this 1 year ago, 1 week later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,329,600
modedit: No derailing the memorial thread please. Thanks.
(Edited 1 day later by a moderator.)
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1 week ago, 1 year later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,427,929
We miss you Bert. 😔
Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 1 week ago, 3 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,427,932
Gone but not forgotten...Yep..
Anonymous Z-18 joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 7 hours later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,427,986
R.I.P. Bert
Anonymous Z-18 double-posted this 1 week ago, 8 hours later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,428,011
@1,298,827 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
> >I need a Doctor but àm all al9ne.
Damn, this haunts me. He was reaching out for help, and we blew him off. I know we couldn't believe everything he said, but it's obvious now he wasn't lying.
> >I need a Doctor but àm all al9ne.
Damn, this haunts me. He was reaching out for help, and we blew him off. I know we couldn't believe everything he said, but it's obvious now he wasn't lying.
tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 1 week ago, 25 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,428,012
@previous (Z-18)
Yeah, it genuinely upsets me each time I read it. Not sure there's anything anyone could've feasibly done, but still.
Yeah, it genuinely upsets me each time I read it. Not sure there's anything anyone could've feasibly done, but still.
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+Syntax !AT4qCO/n0Y joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 1 hour later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,428,015
@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
I could never bring myself to contact one of his living relatives to get details of his death.
I could never bring myself to contact one of his living relatives to get details of his death.