Topic: What did you buy Bert for his birthday?
Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #81,059
Bertday
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #941,900
Doubt she is for sale but he damn knows where to locate her. She is homeless in Knoxville Tn.Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #941,907
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 54 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #941,908
Brazilian Fart Porn
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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 15 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #941,911
Chick tracts!
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 18 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #941,912
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Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #941,923
A whole bunch of job applications.
Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #941,930
@941,907 (A)I apologize. I looked for women in Knoxville and that Blonde is actually in Portland. Just an honest mistake.
Double tripled checked on this one and with the amount you drink and a brown paper bag you just might consider.
Just Saying.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 56 seconds later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #941,931
A half eaten burger from a nearby dumpster. Don't tell him, it's a surprise.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 35 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #941,944
Absolutely nothing.
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #941,945
I bought him a Red Baron pizza, but I realized gifts are just pointless expressions that reflect my naivete in caring about an uncaring universe. I ate it myself while sitting alone in the darkness contemplating the nature of loneliness.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #941,946
Anonymous J replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #941,948
@previous (A)
I just set it on the floor and picked it apart piece by piece. It was difficult at first because it was frozen.
I just set it on the floor and picked it apart piece by piece. It was difficult at first because it was frozen.