Topic: What did you buy Bert for his birthday?

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #81,059

Bertday

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #941,900

Doubt she is for sale but he damn knows where to locate her. She is homeless in Knoxville Tn.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #941,907

@previous (B)
Fuck you. You're an awful person.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 54 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #941,908

Brazilian Fart Porn

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 48 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #941,910

@941,900 (B)
Rains too much in Portland..

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 15 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #941,911

Chick tracts!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 18 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #941,912

@941,908 (C)
Go die. Go out in a ditch and die. Thanks.

Big Daddy Derek™ !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #941,915

@previous (A)
Nice madpost. Thanks.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #941,923

A whole bunch of job applications.

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #941,930

@941,907 (A)
I apologize. I looked for women in Knoxville and that Blonde is actually in Portland. Just an honest mistake.

Double tripled checked on this one and with the amount you drink and a brown paper bag you just might consider.

Just Saying.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 56 seconds later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #941,931

A half eaten burger from a nearby dumpster. Don't tell him, it's a surprise.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 35 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #941,944

Absolutely nothing.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #941,945

I bought him a Red Baron pizza, but I realized gifts are just pointless expressions that reflect my naivete in caring about an uncaring universe. I ate it myself while sitting alone in the darkness contemplating the nature of loneliness.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #941,946

@previous (J)
On paper plates?

Anonymous J replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #941,948

@previous (A)
I just set it on the floor and picked it apart piece by piece. It was difficult at first because it was frozen.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 12 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #942,060

@941,944 (I)

> Absolutely nothing.

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