I met a Puerto Rican chick at Taco Bell one time. We got along well. She was a hefty 400 lbs but a sweet sort of girl. Anyhow I took her for a ride after we ate out Taco Bell food. We went out by this river and parked in my van. We started to kiss and make out. Then things got hot and heavy so we got in the back of my van and took our clothes off. We made a nice bed out of all the fast food bags and wrappers in the back of my van and I laid her down and began to perform cunnilingus on her plump vulva. Every time my tongue parted her Puerto Rican vulva lips and licked at her clitoris I felt a sharp sting on my tongue. So I peeled her Puerto Rican vulva lips apart exposing her Puerto Rican clitoris and when I moved in to get a closer look her clitoris struck out at me and grabbed my eye lid like a lizard. But her Puerto Rican clitoris had no eyes or mouth. It did have a small bulbus head that would curl and clench!! It had me by the eye lid and I pulled back in shock and it tore a piece of my eye lid off!!I got scared as blood was running in my injured eye. I proceeded to get up and kicked the Puerto Rican girl in her plump Puerto Rican vulve killing her prehensile clitoris. The Puerto Rican girl was crying and cupping her hands over her plump and now injured Puerto Rican vulva. I opened the side sliding door and rolled the hefty Puerto Rican girl out on the ground along with about 20 empty fast food bags. I jumped into the drivers seat and drove off leaving the hefty Puerto Rican girl laying in the gravel. I drove myself to a Urgent Care and they pieced my eye lid back in place and put a patch on it. I then left, went by McDonalds drive thru and got myself a #4 with a diet coke and a 6 piece side order of McNuggets. I then quickly drove home and turned on the tv and watched reruns of The Munsters while I consumed my #4 with a diet coke and my 6 piece McNugget. After that I fell asleep on my couch and had night terrors all night about huge prehensile clitorises getting me!
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