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Topic: My penis isn't prehensile, is this normal?

Meta !PARAdoxiHw started this discussion 13 years ago #25,663

I'm scared. I tried to hold a pen with it to sign a financial document and I couldn't hold it at all. Should I be worried?

Poll option	Votes	Percentage	Graph
Yes, this is a medical emergency.	10	59%
No, you're fine.	2	12%
Looks like Indy wins again!	5	29%

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #390,113

You may need to modify it.

Meta !PARAdoxiHw (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 53 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #390,114

@previous (B)
I tried putting it in a glove but it only filled up one finger.

Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 49 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #390,116

@previous (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
Have you tried splitting it down the middle? Just an inch or two to start. You may be able to wiggle the two sides.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #390,122

@OP
Electroshock therapy may be the only solution. Do you have any jumper cables handy?

Meta !PARAdoxiHw (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #390,123

@previous (C)
No, since I don't drive a European car I don't need them.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #390,126

@previous (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
Be honest OP, it's not like you're actually USING your penis

Icarus !!fxtF/31b/ joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 10 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #390,190

Hang on a minute.....

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 6 months later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #437,495

bump

kook !!32zdfdzi+ joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 27 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #437,505

I'd love to have a prehensile tail

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 41 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #437,515

@previous (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
You already do. Thanks.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 38 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #437,541

@390,126 (D)
damlol

chester joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 9 years later, 10 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,212,306

brump