Topic: My penis isn't prehensile, is this normal?
Meta !PARAdoxiHw started this discussion 13 years ago #25,663
I'm scared. I tried to hold a pen with it to sign a financial document and I couldn't hold it at all. Should I be worried?
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #390,113
You may need to modify it.
Meta !PARAdoxiHw (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 53 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #390,114
@previous (B)
I tried putting it in a glove but it only filled up one finger.
Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 49 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #390,116
@previous (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
Have you tried splitting it down the middle? Just an inch or two to start. You may be able to wiggle the two sides.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #390,122
@OP
Electroshock therapy may be the only solution. Do you have any jumper cables handy?
Meta !PARAdoxiHw (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #390,123
@previous (C)
No, since I don't drive a European car I don't need them.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #390,126
@previous (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
Be honest OP, it's not like you're actually USING your penis
Icarus !!fxtF/31b/ joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 10 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #390,190
Hang on a minute.....
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 6 months later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #437,495
bump
kook !!32zdfdzi+ joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 27 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #437,505
I'd love to have a prehensile tail
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 41 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #437,515
@previous (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
You already do. Thanks.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 38 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #437,541
chester joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 9 years later, 10 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,212,306
brump
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