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Topic: Toilet paper ply thread

Anonymous A started this discussion 5 years ago #99,991

How many plies
Poll option Votes Percentage Graph
1 ply 2 13%
2 ply 5 33%
3 ply 2 13%
4 ply 1 7%
5+ ply 1 7%
Bidet shtick 3 20%
Write-in/other 1 7%

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 30 minutes later[^] [v] #1,127,956

1 ply is ugh.

Anonymous B double-posted this 5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,958

Externally hosted image

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,960

they can just make one ply thicker, but no, they need the gimmick of two fucking plies to make the sale

tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 9 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,964

Externally hosted imageSave the planet. ?

Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,978

Write-in: Duodecimal ply

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,981

@1,127,964 (tteh !MemesToDNA)

The planet doesn't need saving, lad. We need saving.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,982

@1,127,978 (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
Nopaltzin.

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 5 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,128,048

@1,127,981 (F)
to be more specific, other living species that don't number in the billions because we fucked it for them

Anonymous F replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,128,051

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)

None of those species are necessary, in the grand scheme of the universe. Kill 'em all, I say.

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 5 years ago, 58 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,128,079

no I want them

Anonymous F replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,128,106

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)

Butt there fags.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,128,116

@1,128,079 (Sheila LaBoof)
To be fair, at least 90% of all species that have ever existed have gone extinct.

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,128,119

@previous (H)
well for other reasons obviously

as much as I like rats and pigeons, I'd prefer to have a greater variety of species around during the human era

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 2 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,128,140

I use 1-ply napkins instead to save money.

Anonymous F replied with this 5 years ago, 40 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,128,181

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

Do you flush the napkins?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 5 years ago, 35 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,128,197

@previous (F)
No I donate them to my neighbor's door.

Anonymous F replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,128,198

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

Clever little Jewish boy.
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