Topic: Toilet paper ply thread
Anonymous A started this discussion 5 years ago #99,991
How many plies
| Poll option |
Votes |
Percentage |
Graph |
| 1 ply |
2 |
13% |
|
| 2 ply |
5 |
33% |
|
| 3 ply |
2 |
13% |
|
| 4 ply |
1 |
7% |
|
| 5+ ply |
1 |
7% |
|
| Bidet shtick |
3 |
20% |
|
| Write-in/other |
1 |
7% |
|
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 30 minutes later[^] [v] #1,127,956
1 ply is ugh.
Anonymous B double-posted this 5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,958
Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,960
they can just make one ply thicker, but no, they need the gimmick of two fucking plies to make the sale
tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 9 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,964

Save the planet. ?
Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,978
Write-in: Duodecimal ply
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,981
@1,127,964 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
The planet doesn't need saving, lad. We need saving.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,982
@1,127,978 (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
Nopaltzin.
Sheila LaBoof replied with this 5 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,128,048
@1,127,981 (F)
to be more specific, other living species that don't number in the billions because we fucked it for them
Anonymous F replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,128,051
@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
None of those species are necessary, in the grand scheme of the universe. Kill 'em all, I say.
Sheila LaBoof replied with this 5 years ago, 58 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,128,079
no I want them
Anonymous F replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,128,106
@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
Butt there fags.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,128,116
@1,128,079 (Sheila LaBoof)
To be fair, at least 90% of all species that have ever existed have gone extinct.
Sheila LaBoof replied with this 5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,128,119
@previous (H)
well for other reasons obviously
as much as I like rats and pigeons, I'd prefer to have a greater variety of species around during the human era
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 2 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,128,140
I use 1-ply napkins instead to save money.
Anonymous F replied with this 5 years ago, 40 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,128,181
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Do you flush the napkins?
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 5 years ago, 35 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,128,197
@previous (F)
No I donate them to my neighbor's door.
Anonymous F replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,128,198
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Clever little Jewish boy.
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