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Topic: Let's invent a religion!

finland !iZX9l9xKP6 started this discussion 15 years ago #9,994

Each idea posted in this thread becomes a law. Then we try to pass it off and gain minority status.

jump? joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later[^] [v] #178,311

Man shall have dominion over all women. Men are allowed to have up to 5 wives, no younger than 9. Women may not have more than one husband, nor are they allowed to have sex outside marriage, except if its to perfect their technique. They can't be doing it solely for enjoyment.

In a wedding ceremony, a bride's father, or closest adult male relative should the father be deceased or a vagrant, should pay the groom the equivalent of four month's wages. The amount may be paid out over time. This is to make suer the groom is not burdened too much while having to train the wife in her duties.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 17 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #178,312

Turkeys are sacred animals.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #178,315

The holiest day is Wednesday. The holiest number is 3.

finland !iZX9l9xKP6 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 19 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #178,316

@178,311 (jump?)
That's basically Mormanism, right?

jump? replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #178,317

It is a sin for a woman to refuse to lie with another woman in the presence of a man, should the man will it.

The body is a temple. It should be fed heartily if a man. Women are given the gift of birth and should not feast too heartily, lest they reach an unsafe weight for child bearing.

jump? double-posted this 15 years ago, 19 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #178,318

@178,316 (finland !iZX9l9xKP6)
Its the law in saudia arabia or Iran.. maybe both.

Except the wages part, I kind of just made that up. I know dowry's exist, but I don't know how they are quantified.

(Edited 27 seconds later.)

finland !iZX9l9xKP6 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #178,320

@previous (jump?)
haha nice
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