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Topic: FAO: MODS

Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE started this discussion 5 years ago #99,924

Requesting permission to post a The Aristocrats! joke here, involving the fora members, with no filters.

tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 7 minutes later[^] [v] #1,127,202

I'm not sure what this entails but sure!

(Edited 7 hours later.)

Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,224

Permission mods?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,225

@previous (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
If tteh gives you permission, you HAVE permission.

Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,226

@previous (C)
I need multiple mods with their underlined names giving me permission.

jodie !foster2PAQ joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,229

@previous (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
approved and encouraged

Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,230

@previous (jodie !foster2PAQ)
For real? Is this a mod trick to ban me?

jodie !foster2PAQ replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,231

@previous (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
i can't ban you but i can definitely not ban you and i am not trying to trick you because I love fora themed aristocrats jokes

Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 59 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,232

@previous (jodie !foster2PAQ)
Ok. Could some other mods weigh in, please? I promise that it will be really good.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,236

@1,127,226 (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
Why?

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,237

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Because I know you all work against me. Yes, using my phone now; different UID.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 42 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,244

@previous (F)
How is anyone working against you? That's some arrogance you got there, and some persecution complex too. Have you ever spoken to a therapist about that?

Also, if you can be bothered to type all that about being on a different uid, can't you bother to type in your name and tripcode? It's fewer characters.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,266

@1,127,202 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Setup: A family act going in to see a talent agent; either the whole family or just one family member (usually the father). The agent asks what they do. If the whole family is present, the act is performed for the agent; otherwise it is described.

Act: It is described in as much detail as the teller prefers. While most tellings follow one of a few basic forms, the description of the act is meant to be an ad lib.

Traditionally, the description is tasteless and ribald. The goal is to significantly transgress social norms. Taboo acts such as incest, rape, child sexual abuse, coprophilia, coprophagia, bestiality, necrophilia and murder are common themes.

Punch line: The shocked (or intrigued) agent asks what the act is called, and the proud answer (sometimes delivered with a flourish) is: "The Aristocrats!"; Some versions have the agent then asking, "So – Is that all ya' got?"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Aristocrats

So, it's going to entail a description of some fora posters doing things like necrophilia bestiality, and, knowing OP, probably some shit eating.

@OP
I'm not sure I trust you to make it funny instead of just weird and gross. But sure, do it. Might be a laugh.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE double-posted this 5 years ago, 11 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,271

@1,127,237 (F)
> Because I know you all work against me.
Even me, your favourite mod? I thought you trusted me! ?

dw joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 48 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,284

You should ask for permission for posting permission requesting topics

dreemworx joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 43 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,285

@previous (dw)
ugh

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,295

@1,127,284 (dw)

> You should ask for permission for posting permission requesting topics

He should ask permission before he posts anything, period.

Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 7 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,408

@1,127,271 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
Will you, with an underlined mod name, please guarantee that I cam post an Aristocrats joke without being banned?

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,417

@previous (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
Why do you insist on this? It's really weird.

Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 27 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,421

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Because it is fucking funny.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 59 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,424

@previous (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
Was it funny when you asked 15 year old Tryptch to take her clothes off on Tinychat?

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 24 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,426

@1,127,421 (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
No, why are you insisting on getting written mod permission like this? Why do you think this joke will get you banned?

Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,432

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Because the mods conspire against me here. I was banned yesterday for posting a single photo. Why would I think you all would not ban me for this?

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 5 years ago, 11 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,433

Externally hosted image@1,127,408 (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
If you're going to do it, fucking do it!

(Edited 15 seconds later.)

Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 39 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,436

@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
Please promise me that I will not be banned.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 39 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,438

@1,127,432 (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
Now you sound like Syntax, or my schizophrenic mum, going off about conspiracies.

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,446

@1,127,436 (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
Well, probably the worst that will happen is that it will be deleted if it's too weird. But I am confident that the internet's third greatest troll can stay on the right side of shock comedy.

Anyway, enough fannying about. Bloody do it!

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE double-posted this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,451

@1,127,432 (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
Also, this post is disturbingly Syntax-like. There is no mod conspiring, lol. We are an informal group of volunteers moderating a very informal internet forum. We don't have fucking candle-lit meetings wearing black robes where we talk about you.

(Edited 22 minutes later.)

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 58 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,452

@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
Matt is the oldest person on this forum. He's basically the new Syntax.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,453

@1,127,451 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
Shh, don't reveal too many details/get too specific or they'll get suspicious. We can't have that. Who knows what The Board will do.

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 5 years ago, 13 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,465

@1,127,451 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
THE GREATER GOOD.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,471

@1,127,432 (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)

> Because the mods conspire against me here. I was banned yesterday for posting a single photo. Why would I think you all would not ban me for this?

You were banned because you posted a gun related picture outside of the official gun topic.

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,475

@1,127,465 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
BONUM COMMUNE COMMUNITATIS

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE double-posted this 5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,479

@1,127,436 (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
Ugh, you haven't even done it. ☹

(Edited 16 seconds later.)

Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 13 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,480

@1,127,471 (M)
So any picture or post that somehow references a gun must be posted in that official posts? If someone speaks of Bert's Navy service, because the Navy uses guns, it has to be in the official gun thread?

Anonymous M replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,483

@previous (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
Feel free to test this forum's rules.

Anonymous C replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,486

Externally hosted imageRat a tat tat

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,490

@1,127,480 (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
Was that post about the use of guns in the navy?

@1,127,479 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
I know lol. So much hype and no follow-through.

Anonymous J replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,505

I've lost interest. He's been crying non stop about getting permission for 16 hours.

Matter of fact, if he does post it, I now hope he gets banned.

Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,507

@1,127,490 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Right above you in this thread is a gun post. Why aren't you banning that poster for not keeping it to the gun thread?

Anonymous J replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,509

@previous (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
Those are cannons. Thanks.

beckyderp !3NeoVaGFAg joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 28 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,516

I will most likely ban you for this

Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 29 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,517

@previous (beckyderp !3NeoVaGFAg)
Well, there we go. Becky ruins a good time. Than you for being honest, at least.

beckyderp !3NeoVaGFAg replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,518

@previous (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
No one has ever accused your jokes of being a good time

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 5 years ago, 4 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,519

@1,127,517 (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
Oh you were never going to post it. Lame.

Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,520

@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
I absolutely was going to. But not if Becky will ban me for it.

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,521

@1,127,517 (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)

> Well, there we go. Becky ruins a repeat performance of the same tired shtick. Than you for being honest, at least.

ftfy

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,522

@1,127,520 (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
So you wrote it already?

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 27 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,528

@1,127,518 (beckyderp !3NeoVaGFAg)
Don't ban him for this. We are in a quarantine and it is just a lark

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 5 years ago, 24 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,529

MODS

Anonymous C replied with this 5 years ago, 14 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,532

@1,127,516 (beckyderp !3NeoVaGFAg)
So you almost never post and then when you decide to it's to threaten to ban some one. That's nice.

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 5 years ago, 51 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,554

@previous (C)
He clearly had no intention of posting it.

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 5 years ago, 24 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,562

MODS=FAGS

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,563

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
Upvoted

beckyderp !3NeoVaGFAg replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,592

@1,127,532 (C)
Wow I maintain very high posting stats and I demand that you take that back immediately.

Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,595

Becky, please just let me post it?

Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 50 seconds later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,596

@previous (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)

> Becky, please just let me post it?

You never know when to just let a shtick die off do you?

Anonymous Q double-posted this 5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,598

@1,127,595 (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
By the way matt, did you really say:

[10:06 PM] ghostlog: what would I have to do to see whole, spread vulva?

...to a child????

Because if so, I hope you are in this 'Aristocrats' story you've penned.

Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 2 seconds later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,599

@1,127,596 (Q)
Fuck you, moron.

beckyderp !3NeoVaGFAg replied with this 5 years ago, 29 seconds later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,600

@1,127,595 (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
You can post whatever you want, I'm just not saying you won't be banned for it

Anonymous Q replied with this 5 years ago, 24 seconds later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,601

@1,127,599 (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)

> Fuck you, moron.

[10:06 PM] ghostlog: what would I have to do to see whole, spread vulva?

Matthew Miller speaking to a child.

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 5 years ago, 4 seconds later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,602

@1,127,595 (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
You don't even have anything.

Huge letdown. :(

Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 55 seconds later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,604

@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
I am going to write it as soon as I get mod approval. It is that simple.

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,605

@previous (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
Lame and disappointing. ?

Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,606

@1,127,604 (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
ty for channeling your inner syntax with his back and forth
providing no proof here or on cali's shore

Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 9 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,613

@1,127,605 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
Why? Just give me unanimous approval, and I will have it posted within ten minutes.

Damn Matt is annoying replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,615

@previous (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
Becky, KL, tteh, and meta have all told you to fucking post it. Now post the damn thing or shut the fuck up.

(Edited 27 seconds later.)

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,617

@previous (Damn Matt is annoying)

> Becky, KL, tteh, and meta have all told you to fucking post it. Now post the damn thing or shut the fuck up.

Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,619

@1,127,615 (Damn Matt is annoying)
Becky SAID SHE WOULD PROBABLY BAN ME.

Damn Matt is annoying replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,622

@previous (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)

She did not specifically say you would be banned.

@1,127,600 (beckyderp !3NeoVaGFAg)

> You can post whatever you want, I'm just not saying you won't be banned for it

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 5 years ago, 14 seconds later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,623

@1,127,619 (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
Yeah but they also said Trump "probably" wouldn't win. Who knows you might get lucky ?

Damn Matt is annoying replied with this 5 years ago, 50 seconds later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,625

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)

> Yeah but they also said Trump "probably" wouldn't win. Who knows you might get lucky ?

Lol

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 5 years ago, 22 seconds later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,626

@1,127,619 (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)

> Becky SAID SHE WOULD PROBABLY BAN ME.

You have my word that nobody will ban you, Matthew.

Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 9 seconds later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,627

I need Becky's assent, and then it will be up in under ten minutes.

Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE (OP) double-posted this 5 years ago, 18 seconds later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,628

@1,127,626 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
lol the lying priest...I want Becky's word

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,630

@1,127,627 (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
I can't make any guarantees about me banning you. But probably not.
By which I mean it's theoretically possible you remain unbanned
maybe

Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 33 seconds later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,631

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
Well this is what I mean. I need unanimous mod approval. Full stop.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 5 years ago, 34 seconds later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,632

@1,127,628 (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)

> lol the priest...I want Becky's word

The priest is currently making mincemeat of you in this thread:

http://minichan.org/topic/99898

If anybody feels like watching Matthew bury himself, come join the fun.

Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 33 seconds later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,634

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
The priest is doing nothing but practice shallow sophistry.

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,636

@1,127,631 (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
You have a unanimous maybe. Which is almost the same thing!

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,638

This emphasis on written permission is, again, disturbingly Syntax-like. ?

Anyway, don't care anymore. No follow-through. Lame.

Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 50 seconds later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,640

@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
I need every mod, with underlined name, to just tell me I can post it. It is that simple.

Damn Matt is annoying replied with this 5 years ago, 6 seconds later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,641

@1,127,632 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Hey, don't derail this important thread with another thread that has absolutely nothing to do with this thread.

Are you trying to upset Matthew?

Damn Matt is annoying double-posted this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,644

@1,127,638 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
> Anyway, don't care anymore. No follow-through. Lame.

This

Anonymous Q replied with this 5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,654

@1,127,640 (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)

> I need every mod, with underlined name, to just tell me I can post it. It is that simple.

Matt likes to get the forum to dance around to his shticks and spend its time indulging his stupid shit.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,680

@1,127,640 (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
Just like you did 7 months ago?

Anonymous M replied with this 5 years ago, 17 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,685

@1,127,599 (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
Are you really 46 years old?

Erik !jzYkdX7lIw joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,728

Wow. I was looking forward to the joke until Becky ruined it.

Anonymous K replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,127,729

@OPedo
Post open leg vulvae
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