Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 5 years ago, 33 minutes later[^][v]#1,126,838
Father Merrin is a mod, and more likely, an admin. It is so obvious.
Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 45 seconds later, 34 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,126,839
@previous (A)
lol what. How did you arrive at this conclusion?
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,126,841
@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
He knows who anons are, for one.
Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,126,842
@previous (C)
That doesn't make him a mod. Some people just have very obvious presences and are easy to identify when they're anon. Likewise, some users, since they've been here for a bit, are good at recognising other users when they're anon.
He isn't a mod, by the way. He might have some permissions (like a hyperlink or delete perm), but he can't see profiles.
(Edited 2 hours later.)
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,126,843
@1,126,841 (C)
Some people (like you, bert, or syntax) are just incredibly easy to spot when posting anonymously. Maybe you're just reading too much into a lucky guess?
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,126,844
This is my favorite Father Merrin post. I copy and pasted it to MC in that thread but it’s a topic he posted as anon back on GHOULs wayyyy back in 2012.
One of my favorite posters ever.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,126,846
My dear Matthew, it is quite simple. One of your many, many shticks is making a thread in which you ask a seemingly simple question with the aim of later bringing up some arcane 'gotcha' detail which you then claim exposes someone for not knowing what they're talking about.
Often this takes the form of your using 2 UIDs, one to pose the initial question, the other to later answer it in a highly stylised manner, and then you go back to your original UID to say "Is the right answer", as if the thing you just read on some obscure website was obvious all along.
The problem for you is that you're absolutely terrible at it and you very quickly get frustrated. Take the "I need extreme unction' shtick you attempted, for instance:
This shtick quickly fell apart on you when it became clear you didn't actually know what extreme unction is, and so, apparently forgetting you'd already done it, you tried once more wth a new thread:
...which I frustrated by providing answers that didn't allow you to play your imagined 'check mate' move. This annoyed you something chronic and so just a day later you tried again with a different thread (the one that caused you to claim I'm a mod because I know which threads are yours):
That's the long and short of it, Matthew. Because you're an extremely dim-witted and poorly-educated person, it leads you to make endless threads about the same topic over and over again until you feel you can finally 'win' one of these 'discussions' that matter to you. My method of recognising if a thread is yours is simple. I ask myself: is it stupid and obvious? If the answer is 'yes', then it's you, Matthew.
Have yourself a blessed day, my child.
(Edited 5 minutes later.)
Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,127,603
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Actually, you refuse to answer simple questions, using sophistry to obfuscate the issue. It is your modus operandi.
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,127,607
> Watch this. You will not answer a simple question. Father Merrin, did God create evil?
No, He created the capacity for evil.
Now my 'simple question' for you: do you realize why your question about Innocent III was idiotic and based on a premise that your very own earlier thread had established as false?
Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 42 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,127,612
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
My reasoning was solid.
God chooses the Pope.
Innocent III was an evil Pope.
Ergo, God chose an evil Pope.
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 5 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,127,621
For someone who claims to have been "raised a Catholic" you have an extremely poor grasp of Catholic doctrine.
> Innocent III was an evil Pope.
Leaving aside the subjective nature of this statement, if you were looking for "evil" Popes you could have found much more pertinent examples (I've always been fascinated by Alexander VI myself, one of the 3 Borgia popes). You obviously know very little about the history of the papacy.
> Ergo, God chose an evil Pope.
Behold the dangers of an idiotic premise.
Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,127,624
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
To the contrary, my Master's thesis required a very intensive examination of the so-called bad Popes. As for my premise, you never directly answered. It is a yes-or-no question. Does God choose the Pope? you did not answer yes or no. You engaged in sophistry. Answer me now, and I will make my syllogism.
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,127,629
"Not directly, no. Popes are chosen by the Papal conclave"
Caught in a lie yet again, Matthew. You really should stick to pestering children for sexually explicit photographs because you are absolutely terrible when you pretend to be a competent adult.
Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,127,633
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
So, God does not choose Popes. By what authority, then, do Popes claim to be the Vicars of Christ?
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,127,637
So, you've abandoned your idiotic grasp of Catholic doctrine so easily and conceded your argument was nonsense? What a poor education you've had. Your parents seem to have raised you very poorly, Matthew. Would you like to talk to me about them?
> By what authority, then, do Popes claim to be the Vicars of Christ?
By the laying on of hands of the Galilean carpenter, to quote the divine scribe!
Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,127,639
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Please give me a citation from the Bible a to the Pope's claim to be a Vicar of Christ, without God having chosen him.
Damn Matt is annoying joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,127,649
> Please give me a citation from the Bible a to the Pope's claim to be a Vicar of Christ, without God having chosen him.
There are no "popes" in the Bible, Matthew. When Christ gave the 'keys' to St Peter (the inscription of which event currently surrounds the great Basilica of St Peter's in Rome) it was not what is now considered a papal conclave. Papal succession is not a Biblical notion, which is why you keep making the mistake of thinking God chooses popes. You are shockingly, shockingly ignorant of history. What on earth were your parents doing when they "raised" you as a Catholic?
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U double-posted this 5 years ago, 20 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,127,651
> > There are no "popes" in the Bible > > Exactly. Your Catholicism has no biblical authority.
Dear lord, you really have capitulated on your earlier assertion that...
God chooses the Pope.
Innocent III was an evil Pope.
Ergo, God chose an evil Pope.
...haven't you? :)
The Biblical authority of Catholicism rests upon the laying on of hands of the Galilean carpenter to the fisherman, Matthew. Thence enters human will, as the sage sagely said :)
Again, it is absolutely shocking that you claim your parents "raised me a Catholic" and you do not know this. If you don't mind my asking, what exactly is it that your parents do?
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U double-posted this 5 years ago, 50 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,127,668
The post with your name and tripcode on it was not you? "It was not me" is just an automatic response with you now, regardless of incontrovertible proof to the contrary?
Matthew, I have answered all your 'simple questions'. Why will you not answer mine? I'll repeat it:
When you disgustingly wrote about "eating the entire bowel movement of a 13-year-old girl with braces"...
> It was not me. It was either Photoshopped, or Jimmy pretending to be me.
So now you're even parodying your own excuse about asking for child porn. I guess this is your way of admitting that you did in fact ask Triptych for those images, and you did in fact make that disgusting post about eating the bowel movement of a child.
Matthew, what went wrong with you? Do you ever wonder that?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 26 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#1,128,017
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
I did not do either of those things, Scatman.
Anonymous H replied with this 5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#1,128,021
@previous (A)
So you are, therefore, calling Triptych a liar, once again?
Anonymous L replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#1,128,023
It was a random person on Tinychan who did it. No moderating required.
Anonymous H replied with this 5 years ago, 38 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#1,128,103
@1,128,084 (Blom)
If pretending to be a nigger and trying to be a successful troll is what you're trying to accomplish, you're failing Matthew. Try harder.
Anonymous H double-posted this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#1,128,104
@1,128,095 (Blom)
Excuses Matthew. You're loaded with them. You have an excuse for everything you've been called out on.
Blom replied with this 5 years ago, 20 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#1,128,109
@1,128,103 (H)
I am being serious. I have a rich ancestry from many different peoples. You, meanwhile, are an obsessed stalker whose ancestry is as dull and as white as the seasoning you use. Thanks
Blom replied with this 5 years ago, 16 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#1,128,110