Topic: I accidentally stole 4 liters of lemon water
Anonymous A started this discussion 5 years ago #99,852
So i put the bottles in my backpack and the rest into a store bought bag, then my card says it has no money which obviously means the bank is fucking up. So I hand the bag to the cashier and tell her I'll be back but at the atm machine there's a pissed of crowd because they too can't get their money. So I walk home and then i realized I got the lemon water.
> am i going to prison!?
> am i going to prison!?
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #1,126,442
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,126,445
Constable McGuire replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,126,446
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,126,449
@previous (Constable McGuire)
Not if tomorrow I'll buy the same amount of lemon water and then smuggle it back into the shelves. That will prove my innocence.
Not if tomorrow I'll buy the same amount of lemon water and then smuggle it back into the shelves. That will prove my innocence.
jodie !foster2PAQ joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 48 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,126,464
you cheeky cunt. straight to the slammer
Constable McGuire replied with this 5 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,126,482
@1,126,449 (A)
Sir, making restitution is good, but you still committed a crime. I would e remiss not to investigate. Let me see the lemon water.
Sir, making restitution is good, but you still committed a crime. I would e remiss not to investigate. Let me see the lemon water.
Constable McGuire double-posted this 5 years ago, 29 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,126,483
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,126,484
dw joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 3 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,126,485
Constable McGuire replied with this 5 years ago, 28 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,126,490
Constable McGuire double-posted this 5 years ago, 22 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,126,491
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 30 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,126,495
@1,126,490 (Constable McGuire)
I was just so thirsty and it's so delicious! Please don't punish my bumbum with your billy club!
I was just so thirsty and it's so delicious! Please don't punish my bumbum with your billy club!
Constable McGuire replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,126,496
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,126,500
dw replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,126,501
@1,126,491 (Constable McGuire)
Unless I stand more than an arm plus a billy clubs length away from u
Unless I stand more than an arm plus a billy clubs length away from u
Constable McGuire replied with this 5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,126,505
@1,126,500 (A)@previous (dw)
Yer both under arrest. Come wif me peaceful like, or oi'll call me mates.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 14 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,126,637
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Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 12 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,126,639
Nope.
Anonymous E replied with this 5 years ago, 6 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,126,640
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Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 12 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,126,775
I stole a pack of coloring pens earlier.