Topic: Bert, now that the dust has settled on last night's raging meltdown, I have 2 questions:
Anonymous A started this discussion 5 years ago #99,841
1. Does your mom really pay you 150 bucks to mow her lawn?
2. Why'd you shit your underpants?
Hope your hangover isn't too bad and you can expand on these two intriguing revelations from last night.
Oh and if you don't remember, you made all kinds of aggressive and offensive posts to Triptych again so don't forget to post the "I'm sorry, you made me do it, I really respect and value your mind and body" part of the Abusive Spouse routine.
2. Why'd you shit your underpants?
Hope your hangover isn't too bad and you can expand on these two intriguing revelations from last night.
Oh and if you don't remember, you made all kinds of aggressive and offensive posts to Triptych again so don't forget to post the "I'm sorry, you made me do it, I really respect and value your mind and body" part of the Abusive Spouse routine.
tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 24 minutes later[^] [v] #1,126,354
Each thread was gold. Give it another day and "I will destroy everyone who is dear to you" will have warped into "I love you.. how are you" once more.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,126,355
Because my mom knows I will do a good job. I am not some clueless young punk who is on Snapchat all day. As for the shit, I told you I will not get into details. All I'll say is that partying hard has certain risks.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,126,356
@previous (C)
> All I'll say is that partying hard has certain risks.
You mean you were so written off on Everclear you ended up shitting yourself?
> All I'll say is that partying hard has certain risks.
You mean you were so written off on Everclear you ended up shitting yourself?
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,126,357
That raises a 3rd question: have you ever shat yourself while posting on here?
Anonymous C replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,126,358
@1,126,356 (A)
I fucking told you I will not go into details. Ass. Why can't you show me a little respect?
I fucking told you I will not go into details. Ass. Why can't you show me a little respect?
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,126,359
@1,126,354 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
I want more details about the destroying of loved ones tbh. Physically destroy? Emotionally? Will he curbstomp them or take them out for a nice seafood dinner and never call them again?
Also he wanted to bet on whether he could get into Canada ('cause people with DUIs typically get turned away at the border and he has two). The stakes are a lifetime ban from minichan (presumably because he has no money or possessions to bet, and minichan is the only thing of value in his life). I'm in. But he has to enter Canada and destroy everyone I hold dear. It'll really mark a turnaround in his life, from failing to turn up to a fight with The Trucker in Tennessee.
I want more details about the destroying of loved ones tbh. Physically destroy? Emotionally? Will he curbstomp them or take them out for a nice seafood dinner and never call them again?
Also he wanted to bet on whether he could get into Canada ('cause people with DUIs typically get turned away at the border and he has two). The stakes are a lifetime ban from minichan (presumably because he has no money or possessions to bet, and minichan is the only thing of value in his life). I'm in. But he has to enter Canada and destroy everyone I hold dear. It'll really mark a turnaround in his life, from failing to turn up to a fight with The Trucker in Tennessee.
(Edited 1 minute later.)
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,126,360
@1,126,358 (C)
You're quite right, I apologise. One must always respect a man who shits his underpants. I'm just curious to know how it happens is all. Are you generally alone when you cut loose? In company? Does it happen because you're afraid? Joyful? In no control of your body anymore? It's intriguing.
You're quite right, I apologise. One must always respect a man who shits his underpants. I'm just curious to know how it happens is all. Are you generally alone when you cut loose? In company? Does it happen because you're afraid? Joyful? In no control of your body anymore? It's intriguing.
Anonymous C replied with this 5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,126,362
@previous (A)
78 nearly 80.
At least I don't wear adult diapers like you probably do, old man. You goddman adult baby. Go to hell.
78 nearly 80.
At least I don't wear adult diapers like you probably do, old man. You goddman adult baby. Go to hell.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,126,363
@previous (C)
Ah so THAT'S why you shat your underpants? You were hopping mad that my secret back channel arrangement with the mods here allowed me back!
Ah so THAT'S why you shat your underpants? You were hopping mad that my secret back channel arrangement with the mods here allowed me back!
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 17 seconds later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,126,364
@1,126,358 (C)
> I fucking told you I will not go into details. Ass. Why can't you show me a little respect?
You want respect?? You have to earn that you spastic colon, pants shitting alcoholic. And so far you couldn't earn respect from a 5 dollar crack whore gutter slut!
> I fucking told you I will not go into details. Ass. Why can't you show me a little respect?
You want respect?? You have to earn that you spastic colon, pants shitting alcoholic. And so far you couldn't earn respect from a 5 dollar crack whore gutter slut!
Anonymous C replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,126,365
I am through with this shithole website. I gave you one last chance and you let The Stalker harass me again. It's inhumane.
After this post I am gone. No more quality topics from me. You all fucked up big time.
After this post I am gone. No more quality topics from me. You all fucked up big time.
Anonymous C double-posted this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,126,366
@1,126,364 (E)
Don't call Triptych that. She has had her issues but she is a good person deep down. She just needs to learn to stop running her mouth and think.
Anyway I am gone now. Never coming back.
Don't call Triptych that. She has had her issues but she is a good person deep down. She just needs to learn to stop running her mouth and think.
Anyway I am gone now. Never coming back.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,126,367
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 35 seconds later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,126,368
@1,126,365 (C)
The only reason I visit this shithole website any more is to see your qualitytoasts posts. If you go, I go. Fuck all these liberal faggot cucks. I can't pretend to be one of them any longer, no more than I can continue to hide my love for you. Come to Canada, no number of DUIs or pesky border control agents can hold us apart. Destroy everyone I hold dear, for you are the only one I need. You sexy southern gentleman, you truly are all that is man.
The only reason I visit this shithole website any more is to see your quality
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL double-posted this 5 years ago, 18 seconds later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,126,369
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL triple-posted this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,126,370
@1,126,368 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Oh - your mom will be ok supporting us, right? I'm too sickly to work, and besides, I've been thinking about what you said. I really should act like a real woman and be a homemaker. And I can't expect all that is man to take orders from some Canadian cuck for a measly slave wage.
Oh - your mom will be ok supporting us, right? I'm too sickly to work, and besides, I've been thinking about what you said. I really should act like a real woman and be a homemaker. And I can't expect all that is man to take orders from some Canadian cuck for a measly slave wage.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,126,371
tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 5 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,126,382
@1,126,359 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Maybe he meant it in a wholesome way — he'll destroy them in a relaxed, friendly game of charades. He doesn't know anything about your loved ones, of course, so you might think it's strange for him to use "destroy" and expect us to know he's being humorous, but it's just bert being his hail-fellow-well-met self, eager to make friends wherever he goes. :)
Maybe he meant it in a wholesome way — he'll destroy them in a relaxed, friendly game of charades. He doesn't know anything about your loved ones, of course, so you might think it's strange for him to use "destroy" and expect us to know he's being humorous, but it's just bert being his hail-fellow-well-met self, eager to make friends wherever he goes. :)
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,126,383
@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Yes. Maybe he meant he would destroy them in the sense of making them laugh really hard. Or he would just be do darn charming that they'd be destroyed by his wit.
Yes. Maybe he meant he would destroy them in the sense of making them laugh really hard. Or he would just be do darn charming that they'd be destroyed by his wit.
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,126,386
@1,126,382 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Gosh, you must be right. He must have meant he will destroy them in a game of chess - the only game for a true intellectual - and destroy the walls they have built around their hearts.
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Gosh, you must be right. He must have meant he will destroy them in a game of chess - the only game for a true intellectual - and destroy the walls they have built around their hearts.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,126,391
"raging meltdown"
Hi, TG!
Hi, TG!
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,126,392
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,126,404
@1,126,362 (C)> Calling someone an adult baby.
> Receives $150 allowance from mother, for mowing her small lawn.