Topic: How do you make a cat float? here I modify the familiar elephant joke
Sheila LaBoof started this discussion 5 years ago#99,776
Recipe courtesy of Rachael Ray
Cat Floats
Ingredients
1 pint cat
2 quarts root beer
Hang a large, well packed scoop of cat on the edge of a fountain glass or other tall drinking glass. Fill the glass 3/4 full with root beer. Set the fountain glass on a salad plate, underlining the glass for overflow. Serve floats with straws and parfait spoons. When you are ready to enjoy the floats, knock the cat into the root beer and watch it fizz up as the cat floats. Yummy! This is the simplest and my most favorite fountain drink!
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 5 minutes later[^][v]#1,125,558
Cats are actually adapted to the water. That's why they have webbed toes. Jungle cats often swim in rivers, lakes, etc. There's a video out there, you may have seen, where a jaguar swims across a river, so that it can grab a Cayman by the throat.
16btich !/nxYguuEzA joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 59 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,125,559
I asked my parents to get the ingredients for this at the store, but they refused. I'll probably just shoplift it soon. I can't live without my cat floats!
dw joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 13 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,125,757